>alcohol makes you feel good
but
>most alcohol makes you fat
>alcohol makes you dumb
Is it really worth it?
yea actually it is worth it.
who cares if you're dumb? dumb people are generally happy and i know i'm not happy yet so clearly i need to either get dumber or find something that will actually make me happy.
>>25396763
Intelligence is inversely proportional to happiness, so I don't see what's wrong with being dumb.
Is your mum an alcoholic OP?
>>25396809
>drinking the liquid jew
good goyim
>>25396870
My mom is Mormon and thus doesn't drink alcohol or caffeine.
>>25396870
Alcoholism in my family is what puts me off drinking.
>>25396831
no its not. dumb people have emotions just like geniuses like you.
I'm already stupid and I'm happy 70% of the time. Alcohol pushes me up towards around 90% so I love it.
who /wielding the devil's weapon/ here?
Why so many threads about being triggered by people drinking?
My guess is that someone is just butthurt that they are not out partying or some shit like that. tip top kek. Never change faggots.
>>25397187
out of the woodwork
Why do people feel so threatened by teetotalers? There's literally nothing offensive about abstaining from drug and alcohol use.
i'm gonna start smoking cigarettes tommorrow
any tips or tricks you can share? recommendations for a newbie maybe?
>>25397225
I am not offended or anything. Just making an observation.
>>25397242
don't.
snus instead
>>25397242
Start smoking it like a cigar, ie don't inhale. Hold it longer and longer each time but don't stress. You will cough the first few times you inhale. Basically, you have to train yourself to want it. Then you'll, if you're like most people, will have a hard time quitting.
Keep it to 5 cigarettes a day or under.
Never drink and smoke because you'll chain smoke and your throat will feel horrible the next day.
>>25397367
Sound advice. Can confirm
>>25397242
>>25397367
Also the best cigarettes in existence are Nat Sherman menthol (expensive), Camels are better than Marlboro, and unfiltered Lucky Strikes are awesome but don't smoke them often.
>>25397440
what's wrong with lucky strikes besides being a meme cigarette?
>>25397479
Unfiltered are harder on your throat. More nicotine straight to the system.
They're one of the oldest brands, actually, so the meme is on the memers.
>>25397515
well i'll give the lucky strikes a shot. i love memes and the packaging looks cool.
>>25397567
Watch the way Leonardo DiCaprio smokes cigarettes in Romeo and Juliet, that's how you should hold them. I'm sure there are many, many other examples but it's in my mind. The filter, or where the filter would be, between to your index and middle finger. Take a drag then pull it away.
alcohol makes me feel angry and sad
>>25396763
39 days sober
I can't tell you how much I want to drink.
But the last time I drank I got the cops called on me. One more time and they're pressing charges.
I'm also taking antabuse (anabuse?) so its a moot point. I'd just get sick if I tried.
>>25397647
leo smokes like a fag
I wanna smoke cigarillos like clint eastwood
>>25397706
The "Leo" way is more comfortable when smoking. Better positioning when you're not smoking it but it's still burning. More casual. Do it the drag way if you're using an ash tray.
>>25397679
>But the last time I drank I got the cops called on me
story?
>>25397865
he isn't 21 years old yet
I'm already fat and dumb
someone repost that faggot's story i want to laugh at him
>>25398077
:(
>anon-kun please...
>no bully
>is that enough words for you you dumbass faggot cocksucking robot son of a whore-bitch cunt
no, while drunk i have trashed my house, cheated on my gf, punched a cop and crashed my car... no it is not worth it'
>>25396763
all of it tastes like shit too but it's totally worth it, best feel, beats ciggs and weed any day.
>>25398678
don't use alcohol as an excuse for your shitty behavior, you fucking worthless trash.
Someone rank the types of drunks please
I got drunk for the first time in a year tonight (technically last night since it's past midnight). I felt good at first but then I started weeping like a baby.
