Here we go lads, it's only been a few days sens the last thread. how is everyone?
You didn't already lose, did you anon?
If you weren't here It's never too late to start
>post in thread saying you accepting the challenge
>screen shot it for later
>I make a thread on the next new years Eve
>you post the previously screen capt photo
>and see how far you've come
>it will be a testament to your will and power over your cock
>you can put this shit on your resume senpai
"this is fucking impossible" you might be thinking to yourself. Well that's becouse it almost is.
You see my Freind, it's blowjob or Die basically.
Ways of improving your chances(optional)
>don't watch porn
>find a hobby
>lift
>study
>fuck dream sluts(wet dream)
>talk to girls
>fuck a girl
>Ez stuff
Anything that has to do with self improvement. There has been so many times ive attempted to be productive just to get fucked by that after cummis feeling.
This year has a chance to be a good one, I beleave in you.
>>25396528
How long till the first one snaps?
I generally view HighTest material before I workout to keep me going and motivated to improve myself.
Jizzing just destroys my motivation and i end up missing a day and then two and then tree.
BlowJob or die
>>25396633
I'm almost sure everyone from the last thread lost and its just us now
I'll be a part of this!
Ok, i sign up.
How do i get motivation to keep going?
>>25396528
7 days in.
>>25396846
I'm still in it. It's only been a day.
>>25397006
You stop being a little bitch anon, be better.
nuff said
>>25396528
Alright, brother, here's my post.
Did my last fap around an hour ago. Currently drinking and listening to music, waiting down the last two hours until the new year starts.
Stay strong, boys.
>>25396528
Ok i'm in. I don't know if i'm gonna resist, but i'm fucking sure that i want to try
>>25396528
Signing up and screenshoting, cannot get my last faps in cause my FUCKING NORMIE FAMILY IS MAKING ME STAY UP WITH THEM!!!
>UPSETFROG.JPG
Just end me now.
>>25397173
You may think that your family was a hindrance, but no. This is your destiny
>>25397031
That's the point, there are those among us who have already forsaken themselves.
I'm in lads, hope this shit actually pays off
>>25396715
>HighTest
This meme has to die.
>>25397754
Its not a meme its a staple of >>>/fit/ culture. It pisses me off how this is new to people.
>>25397973
It is still a meme you retard like smug pepe or wojak or Doom Paul. The fact that people take it seriously is what makes it retarded.
>>25396528
Well fuck, I already fapped after New Years, can I still be in the cool no fap club now?
>>25398296
because it is serious, its a preference like preferring Skinny, fat ,curvy, or children.
with that logic everything is a meme.
>"you like small tits? GOD!!! when will this meme end!!!!!!"
pls go
>>25398542
it's not based in science though
>>25398542
the meme is that your porn preferences have nothing to do with your t-levels, you virgin
>>25398542
I want to cuddle her so badly.
I just want to squeeze her.
I'm gonna do this. Fapping is getting boring. I think I'll be able to resist.
The longer I live in life, the more I realize the vision I have of activities highly exaggerates the positive. Fapping, although somewhat enjoyable, is an example. The problem is that most other things are even bigger examples.
I might go a couple months just so I can shoot a gigantic load.
>>25398559
So you think low test males are just as into fertile women as hightest males, absolute virgin senpai
>>25398581
me to friend....me to
Haven't jacked in two days. Last time I did was a massive session.
really going to try to win this year. I'll miss my waifu Miuna
>>25398643
Me to senpai, but I'm not sure how much strength I have to do this.
I tried senpai, fapped about 5 mins ago i was too lone and depressed to contain myself, will try again, anyway i appreciate your post hpe to see another again keep the good work
>>25398761
It'll be worth it, anon. Body-shaking Orgasm. You'll shoot a huge load and you'll thank me later. Trust me, its euphoric. Pics like ops pics weaken me tho, brother ...
>>25398761
>>25398882
Cant you read >Blowjob or die
I've been doing it for 2 weeks now. I'm not any more productive at all. I don't even want sex or a relationship. Is there any benefit to stop fapping for me? Whenever I do fap, the session is no longer than 30 minutes per day, so it's not a waste of time. I don't see a reason to persist.
>>25398581
Of course you do, she's cute, and you want to hold her and protect her, right?
You'd love to cuddle up with her, feeling her chest rise and fall as she breathes, her body pressed against you, wouldn't you?
You want to hold her soft little hands, feeling her gently squeezing your palm.
You want to wake up next to her every morning, opening your eyes to see her pretty face smiling at you, and know that you love each other.
You want to love her.
Well too bad.
That isn't what she wants.
She wants to get powerfucked by Chad.
All women are whores.
>>25398944
The idea in my mind is to prove to yourself that you have discipline and in life discipline is a very important thing in a person.
also faping tends to kill motivation so on paper you should be better for it.
>>25398947
Damn anon, great post.
not a fan of the last part but otherwise that warms me up inside
>>25399075
Well don't let it.
Whenever you feel that feeling of warmth, train yourself to hate it, and despise the source of it.
>>25399019
I already went 2 weeks without it and could go longer but it hasn't done anything for me. What's the point?
i failed already
it's okay ill try nofap again when it's New Years for America (ukfag)
I made this my phones background to remind myself to nofap
>>25399210
I accidentally posted the version where I didn't color over all that shit at the top but I assure you I did
I hope this works im really putting faith in it
Fuck it. I'll give it a whirl
>>25399122
Yes let the hate flow through you
>>25399210
Wew lad
>>25398947
Wanting all that shit is gay and lowtest. No wonder chicks don't want you, you're beta and needy as fuck.
Try nofap for a bit and you won't want to do all that moist shit, you'll want to powerfuck her instead
>>25399322
>you'll want to powerfuck her instead
But I still won't be Chad.
>>25396528
Already failed
gonna go beat off right now brahs, hope everybody enjoys getting wasted as much as i am
I will do it! gotta show you plebs how its done.
>>25396528
I'm gunna do it pls
Had my last fap 5 minutes before 2016.
Blew my load to the most degenerate anal porn i could find.
Now I pray i can do it.
I pray.
>>25399517
Where do you live?
>>25399322
Its not gay, its the imagination of a perfect world without rostis. Who wouldn't want this, you can > powerfuck < eather way.
I'm doing No Porn, No Fap (Lite). I will drop porn 100%, but I will fap once a week or once a month.
>>25399476
Mate, women's definition of "Chad" is largely predicated on how you make her feel.
you idiots are seriously deluded if you think you're going to not jack off all year
>>25399683
No porn is kindof impossible, being 4chan users and all.
>>25399731
Your right we'll have people to do that for us
>>25399720
>how you make her feel.
Like horny, by being tall and attractive.
>>25399797
Not if you're not jerking off to every porn image/gif/webm that's being posted on 4chan.
Porn only has a strong effect on your mind if you're viewing it out of sexual release.
>>25396528
I'm on board. I even time stamped my pledge.
>>25399966
HOLY SHIT checked trip dubs lad
so your like>>25396715
>>25396846
Lol fgt
>>25396528
Has anyone ever completed this?
>>25400141
thank hungry skellington
Lets do this
Stay strong for me, weiner
>>25400288
You're welcome. Feels good not to be obese. Stay mad.
>>25396528
source of pic op
>>25396528
Is the fingers in the mouth thing an actual fetish? If so, please tell me what it's called.
>>25396528
Screw it, I'm going to try. I doubt I'll make it, but still, I'll try.
>>25396528
5 minutes to get a fap in, hope I make it lads.
This is harder than my dick. Challenge accepted.
>>25400255
I'm not sure, we'll see if anyone completes it this year.
I can see the new years thread now, not a single screen shot will be posted.
Hey guys just had an incredible fap.
You don't know what you're missing!
I'm not sure if i'll give up porn or fapping this year but I am going to give up all video porn, all porn with real people in it and all porn which i'd be disgusted by after cumming. That shit honestly is both too powerfull and too depressing for me. Then if I'm succesfull with that I'll try only fapping to imagination. And from there no fap at all.
>>25400435
>>25400527
>>25400410
HERESY!! REEEEEEEEE
>>25400435
I to would like to know, you could probably just look it up specifically.
>>25400368
reverse image search, you think of that
>>25400582
>reverse image search, you think of that
english please. That's my arm reverse image search comes up with nothing.
>>25400582
>asking for porn in a nofap thread
>DEVILISH
>>25400457
I couldn't get my fap in, one fap doesn't count right?
>>25396528
challange accepted
I will win this
>>25396528
I Anon, except this challenge. 1/1/16 ->1/1/17
I accepted it 2 days ago, I don't feel better but I'm living
I CAN FUCKING D0 IT LET'S GO
NO FAP 2K16
>>25400710
CHUCK CHUCK KEK KEK
>>25400582
I reverse img search but it just brings me to that singular image
help me masturbate someone, my first load of 2016
MOTO-MOTO-GOTTA LOTA MOTIVATION!
Just blew my first load of 2016 (44 min in), felt good, you're all retarded.
>People A C T U A L L Y think that not fapping is going to make wonderful things happen to them
Lel. You have fun this year, guys.
>BUT MUH SELF CONTROL
>>25401580
I just want to cut down on my fapping. 3 times a week instead of 3 times a day.
>>25401580
>>25401398
>>25401318
Confirmed not ganna make it, enjoy watching other people fuck pretty girls.
I've been nofap for twenty one years. I sometimes look at diaper porn but never touch my dick while doing it does it still count?
>>25396528
>try nofap
>almost grope random strangers
never again
>>25396528
sounds utterly pointless but sure why not
26 minutes in
The only thing I have to say about this is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD54p_NdpTY
But I'll go along with it even when there's increased risk of prostate cancer. I'm fine with not living for long.
I'll try it, but the last time, I did it for a week and then ended up cumming in my pants after rubbing my dick on the fridge for five minutes.
>>25402092
thats one step closer to intercourse anon. keep it up
>pic related
I fapped today (the 31st)
Will see how long I last.
>>25402216
>self destruction
>self improvement
>pick one
also unless your 50, prostate cancer isn't a big deal.
>>25402399
FUCK THIS PICTURE
FUCK YOU
IM SO CLOSE
>>25396528
eh ill give it a shot. Dont expect to make it but if I say Ill try it maybe ill last a day or two longer. Going for 4 days this time.
>>25402787
With that defeatist attitude,you'll never make it.
You must know that your will is strong,for it to be strong.
>>25402787
I believe anon
Made my best mate fail no-fap 20 minutes into the New Year. Listening to him cum to me was lewd as fuck, lads. :^)
Fapping is good for you. Just don't let it dominate your whole life and you're golden.
>>25396846
I'm still here, will post screencap next december
>>25396528
>signed up in the first of these threads
I almost lost it today. I slept about an hour last night and was so tired I started to look at an old pic of a hot ex oneitis and got my imagination up and running. I barely stopped myself because I was running late for a little New Years show I was going to. I'm really glad I didn't go all the way.
>>25403784
Thats some iron will you got there senpai
Lost 1 hour 20 minutes in.
Some of the best and easiest anal experiences ever had have been with asians, and it was as easy as not saying a word when doing doggie, and taking it out all wet with their cum (and they cum a lot) and sliding it into their asses, not a word spoken and usually only a whimper and a moan and then drill to your hearts content, and then ATM was always the same way.....they please their men (if not Americanized) and do it well.
WE CAN DO THIS
>>25403939
wut
comment
>>25401318
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53163040
Artist is JJune it's signed on the picture you just had to type in google "JJune" quote it so it only searches that and not "june"
My gf gave me a great handie, I came buckets.
Sucks I failed no fap tho :(
>>25403986
You getting a hand job is part of no fap. what do you mean you lost?
>>25396528
Does this pic have any sort of fetish linked to it? I want similar porn to fap to.
made a gif for you bots want more, how about one from the backside?
Just let me know.
Why not make this a self improvement general? Seriously, I am NOT abstaining from masturbation for that fucking long, but I will do it less and I will try to improve myself by lifting, reading, finding some hobbies etc.... So /sig/? I know it would be nice to have a positive thread once in a while in this shithole.
>>25404806
OP here,
you're right but its not so much about "general" improvement and more about self discipline
This should intern help you get into, reading, hobby's, lifting and everything else that "Normal" people do.
>improvement by extension.
when you don't masturbate you force yourself into finding less beta ways of dealing with your urges (girl friend or hookers)
I don't expect everyone to take this seriously or to heart but instead to be aware that jacking off twice a day is sperm that could be better spend inside someone's mouth.
>>25404768
sure familyia
>>25405012
Yeah, no fap can be listed as one of the ways to make yourself less of a beta and practicing discipline BUT in a thread named Self Improvement General or whatever you wanna name it.. Also, a /sig/ thread may capture more attention, NoFap sounds like a bunch of fedoras hoping to magically get a gf by not stroking their dick.
Wow, lots of #nofap2016 threads, but this seems like the main one.
My resolve for this year is to avoid all jerking off hand to dick and looking at pornography, including edging, and 4chan porn boards. What I will allow however, is for me to get myself off by humping only. I think this will be much more successful in the past, because it can help fix my addiction to viewing erotic imagery and stoking my dick- both separately and together, while at the same time allowing an alternative way to deal with intense horniness when it inevitably arises. I can't just get myself off humping the floor or bed all the time, I have to be really horny to do it, so maybe once or twice a week perhaps. Orgasming this way actually feels a world better than jerking it, because its easier to pretend I'm having sex, and there is a lot more intense buildup to the climax, compared to jerking it is just sliding my hand up and down until I passed the point of no return.
>>25405037
don't ffffAP k? don't do it.
>>25405137
Wow I just noticed, why are so many faggets copying this shit.
Also moderation is key anon.
>>25405093
This is the third thread in the last few days, its too late to change things i think.
The point is to see who's screen shots are going to be here on new years eave.
but if you wanted to start a series of "self improvement" threads, I'd support you <3
>>25405513
lewd images are motivation for improvement
>>25396528
I got nothing to lose, only a gf to gain
>>25405541
>moderation
Moderation doesn't work with serious addictions. Some things yo just have to stop completely if you even want to break the addiction, but what I have been missing or knew in concept but hadn't figured out before, is that a substitute behavior is needed. In this case, the substitute for looking at porn and/or playing the skin flute is literally hands free f*pping.
I promise to stay nofap as long as someone keeps regularly posting these threads. I can't do it unless I know there are others doing it with me
>>25405693
masturbate and the world masturbates with you
resist the urge, and you resist alone
>>25396528
>it's only been a few days sens the last thread
There were 5 nofap threads on the calendar btw
Promised to myself yesterday that I'd do this, so guess I am doing it then. Also going for no alcohol and no junk food.I'm going to relapse really fucking hard in a week
Does it count if I masturbate without fapping?
>>25405693
this is everyday just look for #4 when this dies, everyday I'll be right her for you anon.
>>25405754
That's because they aren't the official one, I'm not going around randomly posting
>"hurr nofap 2016XD!!
>>25405795
your masturbating, so no it doesn't count anon.
but if the best you can do is limit yourself to twice a week then make that your goal. screen shot and see if you make it next year
>pic unrelated just a good story
>>25405693
Same here anon. Both of us will watch the other!
Il try a month nofap
maybe it helps with deathgrip
I do not accept the challenge. In fact I will cum at least 5x a week. I consider this the anti-nofap. Who's with me?
I accept senpai
>>25406562
I'm probably gonna do nofap for a month and then fap once a week. I fucking hope I'll last.
I'm doing it for mygfat the moment.
She wants me to cum buckets all over her next time we fuck.
>>25406912
Don't you think you are on a wrong board ?
She's a fat girl with borderline personality disorder and basically no friends.
Do I qualify?
>>25406912
I don't understand how people with a gf can ever fail nofap. I can stand 2 days of nofap at east, but a whole week if I push myself. If I had a gf and fucked her every other day, I would probably never even fap.
I accept.
I was too busy before new years to have a last fap. Does it still count if I fap now, and wait an extra 8 hours after new years 2017?
>>25407019
I've got a really high sex drive, especially in an upper (I'm bi polar).
I've had occasions where I've cam during sex 4 times in a night then went home the next day to fap a few times.
>>25407050
Let ne out now and go strong for the rest of the year
>>25407063
Well I guess I know the feel. When I do nofap I actively resist, but when not doing it, I have no limit and I fap 3 times a day minimum.
>>25406912
So basically you aren't doing nofap? If you have sex it's not nofap, retard. It's about not cumming. Kill yourself, faggot.
>>25407004
>unironically being this beta
You realize the beta shit is memes right? /r9k/ is gammas. Why the fuck would you give up 2d perfection for bottom of the barrel sluts?
>>25407408
Nofap is about not masturbating. One of the core points of nofap is that you're more motivated to go out and fuck women so that you can release without masturbating.
>>25396528
posted in another thread but reposting for extra motivation
Finally got a gf in 2015 an found out I have porn induced erectile dysfuction, I've been off fapping and porn for 15 days and im just spreading the dangers of porn
>start to get a hj
>lose erection
>about to get a BJ
>lose erection
FUCK
>inb4 you just don't like her
I get erections from being around her and from talking with her on the phone
>tfw im gonna abstain from sex/hj/b jfor 90 days so my dick and brain can work again
>mfw when I realze she still wants me to eat her pussy and finger her even though I have porn induced ED
>>25407501
Not even close. You must be retarded. The whole point is nofap, noporn, nosex, then you get superpowers. If sex is allowed then why not fapping? It defeats the entire purpose.
>>25396528
Ok, let's play this again.
>>25407534
Porn induced ed isn't a thing. You're just a homosexual. I fap, watch porn, and have sex. I get hard for all three and more. I get hard in my sleep, I get hard typing up boring office reports, I get hard when a stiff breeze blows. I'm 28 now and it's been like this since puberty. You need to accept yourself for who you are. Nothing wrong with having a beard, but it's not fair to her unless you come clean and tell the truth. Also eating pussy is beta. I'm not even a faggot and I don't do that.
Hopefully I can get through a whole year this time. Last year I got midway through September after not wanking all year. A single moment of weakness and I relapsed massively. Since then I've been fluctuating between days of inactivity and intense multu-jerk sessions. I think I'm in a better position to be able to kick it this time around but unlike last year where I had distractions aplenty, this January period I have nothing planned and so boredom may well get to me.
>>25407534
You're a lucky man that she wants to stay with you for the duration of your recovery. Sounds like she is a keeper.
Make sure to do lots of activities with her. Go to the pool to swim with her, or to the gym. If you know how to dance(latin, classic ballroom), take her out dancing, if not, sign up for dance lessons.
Be grateful that you found out about the dangers of porn, since there are way too many stories out there where pornography addiction has eroded relationships and marriages.
>>25407584
Porn induced ED very much exists. Why are there so many guys voluntarily abstaining from masturbation? Is it because they are religious? No, their dicks do not work because of porn induced ED.
>>25407584
>28
>didn't have high speed internet porn right as puberty hit
Science disagrees with you. Also why would a homo fap to straight porn for years, maintaining erections the whole time?
>>25407548
Because fapping makes you lose your drive to have sex? One of the core needs is to fuck a woman, and that need is removed once you fap. It's called nofap, not nocum or nosex.
>>25407584
Not everyone reacts the same way to porn.
>>25407584
I've watched porn since I was 11, I watched this shit throughout my childhood, I can very much blame it on porn
>im a homo
nothing even remotely attracts me to men, I get hard even making out with her plus I smack her ass and grope her tits all the time.
>>25407618
its already caused strain because she's craving some dick but goddamn this is embarrassing
>>25396528
Fuck it, I'll enter muself, only been awake for 2 hours in 2016 so I'm still good
Will be a nice thing to mark as my first failure of the year
I accept the challenge.
>>25408528
Let me help, friend. What porn are you trying to avoid?
Deal nigger man #2
>>25399966
nice full house
>>25407548
Op here you're an idiot, where have you been? How did you get to this though.
I'm in.
>>25408528
How is that an original comment
I want to accept but I forgot to jack off yesterday, would it be alright if I did it today just once?
>>25396528
I already fapped 4 times
>>25396528
Still going strong here, you my fellow robots?
>>25396528
It's onIy January 1st, and that is the dumbest comment of 2016.
>>25397006
you dont need motivation, just stop and it will make you more strong willed. Only if you "have to" fap daily normally though.
just fucked my ex gf, so I hope to not get urge for at least few days
Tfw managed to cum at 23:50 last night
Let's do this LEEEEROYYYY
We're all going to make it, f a m
Came two hours before 2016.
I'm doing this only for the wet dreams, and motivate me to learn how2luciddream.
I open every picture in these threads to keep my cum production at its most and have a wet dream ASAP.
>>25410059
Aboot the same time friendo. You can do this. If I haven't smoked for 3 years I can do this too. LET'S GO AFRICAN-AMERICANS!
Considering accepting and just unloading all of my sexual pressure on my gf to bee honest
>>25396528
I will attempt it.
Yep I uri no fap accept till next year
I accept the challenge.
Its about time I kick my porn addiction.
I'm not a horny teenager and fucking addicted to fapping. I can easily do it more than 5 times a day, some days more than 10. feels weird man
i'll try
i accept the challenge
I'm doing No Fap Lite, I let myself fap if not doing so seriously compromises my ability to function.
For example I couldn't sleep last night because I kept waking up with a massive erection so I fapped. Feels bad but I need to take baby steps.
Jacked it twice already. I'm a disgrace.
>>25412135
>>25413320
>>25413369
humanity is doomed
>>25407678
I've been cranking it to anime porn since I was 11 at least and my dinger still works fine
>>25402000
>I'll get a girlfriend I just need to stop masturbating
The problem isn't masturbating, it is your shitty personality.
