Who would you choose, /r9k/?
Tifa (left). Virgin. Sexually and romantically in experienced. Somewhat unsure of herself. Only interested in basic foreplay and missionary sex. Loves you deeply and will devote herself completely to you. Will not tolerate your cheating. Will not lie to you or do anything to hurt you emotionally or physically. Unable to bear your children due to an injury from her youth. Physically and emotionally strong. Can cook, clean and is willing to raise orphans and even your surrogate children as her own.
Yuffie (middle). Virgin. Sexually and romantically inexperienced. Self-confident. Eager for new experiences, including sexual ones. Will try anything at least once. Yuffie will open herself to you if you put in the time. May tease or playfully mess with you from time to time. Will not betray you. Willing to tolerate your cheating if you allow for an open relationship for you both. Physically strong but emotionally weak. Cannot cook, clean and has no material instincts. No immediate interest in children.
Aeris (right). Not a virgin. Former prostitute. Sexually experienced. Will do whatever you want sexually. Willing to open herself up emotionally, physically and spiritually from the start. Will never lie to you unless it would hurt you to know the truth. Will never intentionally do anything to hurt you. Will not tolerate cheating. Motherly personality. Can do most household tasks and loves children. Still hung up on her former super soldier boyfriend. Willing to put the greater good over all else.
Tifa (left)
>>25396411
I don't agree about the personality assessments. But given the ones you wrote, Aerith - basically, if a girl wasn't kinky if she was with me she'd need to have an experienced prostitute's sexuality in order to satisfy me.
Yes, I wrote Aerith reflexively, fuck you. I'm drunk.
>>25396505
I think it was fairly accurate...?
>>25396518
You thought wrong. Arris wasn't a whore.
>>25396411
tifa is the only right answer, best girl
>>25397055
yea right, she was just a girl selling flowers in the midgar slums
get real
>>25396411
JESSIE
E
S
S
I
E
>>25397125
Jessie and Biggs were a thing.
>>25397200
NO
[/spoiler]NO[/spoiler]
>>25397230
wow, fucked that up
>>25396411
AerisUsed goods pls
>>25397230
Watch Elmyra's train flashback. Jessie and Biggs are totally a thing.
Tifa because those tits. I would literally spent hours sucking, playing with them, tit fucking them, and I would explode my load onto them every single time without fail.
>>25397334
I honestly remember just some random couple (some dude with spiky red hair), not jessie and biggs
but if you say so I'll keep an eye out for it next time I play it
I thought jessie had the hots for cloud
>>25396411
if you pick anything apart from tifa you're a normalfag and should BTFO
>>25397373
It really was Biggs and Jessie.
>>25397125
Number one hipster choice.
>>25397356
Look OPs post, and play FF7 again... Tifa would never do that kind of thing.
>>25397463
Dude are you straight virgin or what? That's some vanilla shit right there. Any girl will do that with her man.
>>25397575
All of /r9k/ are virgins. But no, that is not vanilla. A good, virtuous girl like Tifa wouldn't do that, even for Cloud.
>>25397575
But some people think tittyfucking is degenerate.
I mean, anal is pretty vanilla, but many girls hate it
>>25397667
Exactly. Tifa is a fine, upstanding young woman. Not a slut like Aeris.
>>25396411
>Choosing anyone but Yuffie
>Literally the best FF7 Waifu.
Seriously hope no one does this.
>>25397617
Titty fucking...that's where things get degenerate for you? Wow. Unreal. I'm so sorry for you.
>>25396411
Yuffie
>>25397750
We're talking about Tifa. Not me...
give me DOC Yuffie plz.
that 360 camera shot gave me a mean bone, i'll tell yah
Yuffia
Original pls
>>25396411
>>25396505
>>25397306
>>25397793
>>25397890
>choosing anybody other than Tifa
Beta Cucks: the posts
It's like you Normans are not even trying to hide it anymore
JUST
>>25398020
I would like kids someday...
>tfw Yuffie was my crush when I was a kid
>>25398163
What did you like about her? She was totally selfish and irrelevant to the plot.
Tifa please. I love those titties. I would suck them and live off of her milk exclusively.
>>25398256
Not him but I found her endearing, and she seems like a cool girl to have babies with.
>master thief
>can grow to love each other.
>can have children.
>Down for adventures.
>Tomboy
>will share her rare materia if you love each other enough.
>Doesn't like boats like me.
Perfect in many more ways
>>25398866
Do you anons not read or play the game? Tifa would not be into that shit.
>anyone other than tifa
>mfw
>>25399125
Are you implying adult nursing is some weird fetish shit? She's barren, so of course she would dig the intimacy of breastfeeding. It doesn't even result in sex every time. It's more of an intense form of cuddling. And yes I played it. I was all like Snape kills Dumbledore before that was even a thing.
>>25398020
Why is liking not!Tifa cuckworthy?
>>25399313
For a simple county girl like Tifa, yes, it is an odd fetish.
>>25399313
Where in FF canon did they say Tifa was barren?
>>25399411
They never did, OP and some other anons suggested it because Sephy stabbed her in the belly/groin.
>>25399626
Easily inferred if never outright stated. She and Cloud had no kids of their own but adopted Denzel and the Asian girl.
>>25396411
Tifa
I'd cum in her pussy no condor every day!
>>25396411
Aeris all the way. I liked her better in the game.
>>25398020
>>25399200
>Caring what other people like
>>25400395
>falling for such obvious b&