Can /r9k/ turn me Alpha?
Pic is me
>>25396296
Assuming this IS you (google search didn't pull up anything),
Don't shave the sides of your head. It already looks like the tip of a pencil.
Don't take a picture where the camera is angled upward in any way. Eye level up to 20 degrees is optimal, any more and you look like a vapid Stacy trying to conceal neck fat and any less and you look like a murderer like you do in the pic.
On the subject of pictures, keep the lighting in front of you, not to your back. Also, don't puff out your cheeks and flare your nostrils. You just look plain stupid.
That's all I can really help you with in terms of what you've provided me with. Good luck.
Lift weights, drink lots of water, and be confident :)