What do I have to do to get a boy to suck my clit?
>>25396040
make better threads, faggot.
>>25396040
I'll do it if you live close. What country femanon?
literally just ask one
do you know how desperate we all are?
>>25396086
Yeah, this is completely true.... /r9k/ was based on the foundation of the male-desperate and loneliness... most of us would do anything to get with a girl, in any way...
nice bait op
fuck the robot
>>25396086
>MUH ALPHA MALE
>MUH PRIDE
>IM NOT UH PUSSY ASS BITCH YOOO
>MUH THROAT CANCER
>>25396040
Well, once it's established you have a mutual attraction going touch on the subject of oral sex.
I love eating pussy, and I've been told I'm quite good at it too. Truth is, I spent a lot of time watching lesbian porn and attribute a big bulk of my skill to Nina Hartley's "Pussy Eating 101"
Hell, just start watching porn with a guy and find your way towards that video. I'm pretty sure most guys worth your time would want to try and follow along given the chance.
>>25396209
wow. You know a clit is literally a small penis right?
>>25396165
what the fuck are you talking aboutoriginal
>>25396073
I'm a guy you fucking idiot.
>>25396290
1, you're probably not OP
2, if you are OP, GUYS DON'T HAVE CLITS YOU MORON!
>>25396040
You tell me to, if I happen to be nearby. That's it.
>>25396262
Thanks for that trippy Pepe
>You know a clit is literally a small penis
You know I'd suck afemininepenis if it was attached to a passing tranny right? I like my kink, and I've yet to come across a partner who doesn't so there's no way you're going to shame me into enjoying it, specially not online. I've actually blurted it out while tipsy "I love eating pussy!"
I've never had sex outside a relationship, and I've cared about all my partners enough to wipe their asses if they ever needed itsay, they became disabled or somethingso I do not consider their bodily parts or functions "gross" or turn-offs.
>>25396262
>hey look it's reality
>let's deny it exists
>embrace our mental deficiencies.
>>25396262
>literally
no, it isn't literally
>>25396040
Check these dubs, big guy
>>25396388
get fucked you dick sucking faggot
>>25396393
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>25397052
feelin a little hot around your head buddy?
>>25396393
Yeah, nice dubs faggot.
