>2016
>still a virgin
>spending my new years eve in a drunk cell
I desperately tried losing it tonight and hit on multiple girls but all I got from it was that the police caught me and put me in jail. FUCK
You shouldn't have been an idiot. Look where it landed you. No one to blame but yourself dipshit.
>>25395540
how the fuck are posting from jail
>>25395736
I am out now, they couldn't keep me any longer. It's 4 am here.
>4 hours into 2016
>no gf