Anyone up for a new year's fap thread?
>>25395391
No, fuck off. Go be with your family or something you worthless fucking weeaboo.
>>25395724
i hate my family. i wish they were all dead.
>>25395774
Don't just wish they were dead, anon. Fucking do it.
>>25395724
Dude you're harsh.
>Having a family you can visit.
Work ain't like that famalama
>>25395391
No, going to no porn 2016 and probably not jack it until next year.
Sure let's do it op. T-5 minutes and we'll edge together.
>New year's fap thread
Anon please
I like to save up my semen all year and then have a new year's fap where I spend a few hours edging and then at midnight release all the cum I saved up all year and yell "Happy New Years Baby!". I've been doing this for the past 6 years.
>>25395985
Ha-ha right on anon.
>>25395724
says the insecure teen on /r9k/
BIG
BLACK
DICKS
>>25395845
I want to get on your bed and make out with you, anon
that way, we'll be sure your cock is nice, hard and ready to shoot a delicious load
>>25396075
Bet you'd live to choke on my big black pecker. Too bad I'm a skeleton nigger. Split your whit ass on half tho
>>25396122
You'd lick it all up like a good sissy, wouldn't ya. I'd make sure to shoot it deep down your throat. Wouldn't want to spill it anywhere.
>>25395888
Somebody, check my trips!
>>25396271
Somebody check my brain.
>>25396170
I'd love to suck you off all night and make you moan with pleasure
I want to feel your hand on my head as I suck you off. I'd keep my mouth around your dick all night if I could
>>25396123
A-Alright
>>25396439
what a hot yet kawaii post
>>25396439
You're too late. I came a while ago. Useless useless. Moving on! Pist steam and maybe I'll help you~
>>25395845
>>25396075
>>25396122
>>25396439
>>25396479
ERP is cancer
>>25396664
>projecting like an insecure high schooler
You're cancer
>>25395391
if singles i wont nofap 2016
you guys are okay, don't go to smurf village on tuesday
>>25396903
yes! now i'm free to jack off