Mommy's almost home with my roll tacos and then she's heading out to a new years party where she'll probably get drunk and do a bunch of retarded normie shit with her retarded roastie friends.
After that i'll make her feel guilty for not spending enough time with her little boy and she'll take to walmart to get a new game for my PS4.
How's your new years, robots?
Igot drunk to fast, touched my cosuin in a bad way and got beat up by her husnnandband.
>>25394582
Sounds like a rough night. Plans for the rest of the evening?
who /munching mummy when she gets back liquored up tonight/?
>>25394625
more beer alone
i wish my mommy was as good
>>25394629
Do you actually do this or are you just kidding?
>>25396189
>2016
>still not realizing /r9k/ is satire (/pol/ too)
leddit is down the hall and to the left
>>25394629
>tfw no mommy who lets me slob on her roastie
>>25396264
Well I dunno. I'm drunk and kinda autistic. I don't give a shit.
>>25396294
Mom? No. Sister.... maybe.
>>25394521
Acnekun???
>>25396382
actually i'm joking. there's probably some exagerration, but neither is overall satire. we ARE bitter losers. (after all it IS nye and we're posting here).
hey i reccommend fallout or black ops 3
>>25396264
a lot of /pol/ is satire but the majority really do dislike jews m8
