post here if you havent seen Star Wars: The Force Awakens
>>25394195
I don't know the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek. All faggot autistic shit as far as I'm concerned.
who /never seen a single star wars movie/ here
anakinis darth vader
>>25394195
You have to be stupid to actually watch it.
>>25394195
Hello
Narrowly avoided getting dragged to this shit by my family
feels good
>>25394195
I haven't cause I live in the middle of nowhere and don't have a car.
>>25394206
>hating autistic shit
>posting on this board
I've only seen Episode IV
EPISODE IV REMAKE
Do bad he didn't live long enough to jerk off to Rey and Finn fucking.
>>25394206
This. Film is a plebeian medium. Literature and music are the patrician choices.
>>25394389
Finn and Poe are gonna fuck. Good job missing the interracial gay overtones.
>>25394392
>Le reddit.
>Le plebian
>Le Shakespeare
>Le faggot
>>25394434
Stanley Kubrick is a hack.
>>25394424
Finn wearing Poe's jacket is a symbol of him being the Latino man's cuck bitch, since he got friend zoned by Rey. I see.
it's not very good. the characters are really bland, the plot is boring, and action is video game shit. it's not as bad as the prequels but it's just a really mediocre film. i can't imagine another 2 movies with these dull af characters.
>>25394501
*and the action is video game shit
>>25394501
Luke will die in episode 8, only for the purpose of being shock content to keep the audience interested. Episode 9 will culminate with the birth of the first mulatto baby in the whole galaxy.
>Cuck Wars
>>25394195
i just can't seem to wake up in the morning to watch a matinee, i dont want to go when there's too many normies
>>25394195
i dont wanna watch any star wars shit, the normies would label me as an autist.
>>25394592
but star wars IS normie. it's one of the few things that normies will enjoy that autists can also obsess over
>>25394621
>but star wars IS normie
thats not true and you know it
when i was in gradeschool there was this one kid who was absolutely 101% autistically obsessed with star wars, nobody liked him. i distinctly remember him constantly trying to talk about star wars with the teacher, and the teacher got tired of it eventually and straight up told him to never talk to him again.
>>25394389
This isn't even a huge spoiler for the movie 2bh.
If you're looking at VII as an analog of IV (as any careful watcher observed), then you should realize that IV:Obi-Wan::VII:Han.
>>25394754
Times have changed.
Normies have adopted nerd culture.
>>25394501
>and the action is video game shit
What does this even mean any more? That there was CGI in the fight scenes? Compare them to shitfest at the end of Episode III or really any fight in the prequels and they're incredibly restrained - pretty much the same level as Empire and Return. The only scene that really seemed "videogamey" to me was with the squid balls that got loose on the Falcon.
Jurassic World was better.
>>25394195
I haven't, was invited by my mom and sister but stayed home to cry about my ex instead.
>>25395199
>pretty much the same level as Empire and Return
not it was all dumb contextless marvel action. think of that time the millenium falcon was pointless crashing around the trees and slamming repeatedly into the ground on the snow planet. it's dumb video game shit for 12 year olds.
Never watched a single star wars movie because it always looked retarded and every star wars fan I've met is a fag.
>>25394195
I won't watch a nigger being a movie "star"
>>25395274
The context was getting a bunch of TIE fighters off their asses so they could feasibly escape from the bad guys. What distinguishes that action from any other action?
>>25394225
Me. I'm not a fat nerd.
I like science and football. /ES PEEEE/ '&' /SCI/
>>25394206
I love your blog post, thanks for letting us know about your thoughts even though no one asked or anything. Must have taken a lot of guts, kid.
>>25395274
They were flying under Starkiller Base's sensors. Han even says as much when Finn freaks out and wants them to pull up
>>25394195
>All these people thinking I get angry when they spoil the movie
>They don't realize I don't give a fuck about Star Wars
>They can't even conceptualize someone not liking Star Wars
>>25394206
unique reply coming right up
>>25394195
>priding yourself on not liking something
HATEHATEHATE
>>25395620
We try really hard to be the 80's movie jock equivalent of depressed loners rather than just miserable people
>who here /started watching all the star wars movies after TFA came out in theaters/
Saw Ep 1,2,3
Excited for 4-7
Also, Obi Kenobi did nothing wrong.
>>25394225
Reporting for duty. 1111
>>25395779
which one was your favorite from the prequels?
>that time one of the class Chad's proudly said he'd never seen a Star Wars movie and even the Stacies were like "What's wrong with you, they're good movies"
I'll probably download it once it gets released but other than that I don't really care about star wars.
>>25394195
Feels good, yet I don't support/watch films as no friends or family so no point.
>it all looks like shit.
>supporting the media of the juden.
>>25394195
I skipped town so I wouldn't have to see my family for christmas and my friends saw it without me. I'll just wait to watch a decent version online
mesa no see the viral movie ad
but meesa no rejoice in being contrarian
meesa prefer middle road
>>25394195
Kylo kills Han, nigga
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/george-lucas-force-awakens-white-slavers_568575dbe4b014efe0da695b George Lucas himself admitted that he sold it to 'white slavers' and that it was crap.
