Will you be getting a bf in 2016?
This is a serious thread guys, please don't troll. We're all here miserable and alone on New Year's so let's just get along.
>>25393835
You aren't one of us. You can never be. Quit trying. It's pathetic.
- Signed All Robots to all supposed "fembots"
Also sage.
No because I'm a straight man. I imagine fags would be more willing to date a manlet than women though
>>25393871
We're not the same but we're still damaged and miserable.
Yes. College begins this year
>>25393875
I'm a fag, maybe it's because I'm 1,71 but right now I really want to bottom and top this guy who's shorter than me
>>25393974
Don't get STDs.
>>25393835
>alone on new years
Just go to a bar, most chads there will want some fuck to brag about
HEY BRO I GOT MY DICK SUCK 12:01 on the dot for the NEW YEAR YH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
I never thought I'd say yes to that question but I've come to learn that I am attracted to qt boys and would totally be up for having a bf to cuddle and dominate.
>tfw you're now a fag
>tfw it's good
>>25394034
Getting pumped and having a bf are not the same. Also if we were mentally able to do that we already would have.
>>25393990
Ay, thanks for caring. I'll try though I hate the idea of having to worry about it
>GIRL BTW XD
Die screaming you worthless cumdumpster. I want you to remember that the only value you have in this world is the wet hole you carry around. Without that you are nothing.
>>25394120
Fuck off I want to hear about other grills but I guess there aren't aren't many here tonight.
>>25394178
fuck off
there are no "girls" besides you worthless shitposters that come in here and try to bait and start a flame war
I'm glad that femaleposting is now a bannable offense here
maybe then you lot can fuck off and leave us alone
>>25394178
What about us bi-fags? Would you share your bf with me so we can all pamper each other in blanket forts?
>>25394178
The only other girls on this site are failed stacies in the fembot preferences thread
>>25394120
I hope that in 2016 you move toward a more loving relation with your situation and surroundings or that you find better outlets for your anger
>>25393944
that's not what this place is about
doesn't matter if you're "so damaged", you can never experience loneliness so just fuck off
seriously, why won't you just fucking leave
if you have any empathy at all you would leave tonight, don't come back
IF YOU KEEP POSTING HERE YOU ARE A FUCKING SOCIOPATHIC WHORE
>>25394236
That's definitely me.
>29 years old
>tfw no bf ever
>normal BMI
I don't even own a cat. Oh well.
>>25394322
So should all decent looking robots with mental problems leave too?
>>25394348
Not what I was referring to, but you probably fit
>>25393944
>Chad not fucking me damaged me
>wahhhh I could literally make dozens of friends, not to mention beta orbiters, if I went to a bar/party
Fucking women shouldn't be allowed on this board, there is literally no such thing as fembots
>>25394370
Yes
They should
>>25394348
Hey feel like talking? I'm 28 myself and I'm just wondering what your story is. Why no bf?
>>25394370
>implying being a decent looking man guarantees you attention in the same way being a 2+/10 woman gets you.
>>25394390
You are so delusional.
>>25394370
not comparable
I've been told I'm attractive, handsome etc throughout my life
No one will approach me, I could die alone and no one would care
You have a cunt, and therefore an innate value
It's like if I had a 100k in my pocket at all times, people would make the effort
>>25394428
That's not how it works in the real world. I'm an average woman and I rarely get approached if ever.
>>25394503
>rarely get approached
jesus christ, how do you cope?
>>25394530
I'm just saying it's not realistic if you aren't a very social person.
>>25394503
>I'm an average woman and get approached constantly but rarely by men I'm actually interested it
God it's so hard being a woman!
>>25394555
not very social girl
>rarely get approached
not very social guy
>never approached, ever
>>25394503
>I RARELY get approached
>I RARELY have opportunities thrown at me which I decline waiting for a better one to drop itself at my feet
>>25394075
Shut up bitch you want Chad dont cha well you gonna love what Chad gives you no matter what. You should be honored to take Chad's cock you fucking garbage!
>>25394410
I was an escort (ok, prostitute) when I was 19-20 years old in 2006/2007 with an agency where I went for about $500/hour, more if it was doubles. My older sister introduced me to the owner of the agency and generally helped me navigate that time period, so that's a snippet of how fucked up my family and childhood are. What's the point of having a bf and being expected to fuck for free? And then I have to cuddle? Either give me money and leave me alone or just leave me alone altogether.
How about you, anon?
>>25394610
You rage about women getting fooled by Chad and also when they aren't interested in the brash Chads that approach with one goal in mind.
>>25394618
No I don't wan't Chad. It's the Chads that approach and I'm not interested.
>will you be striving for Chad's attention for 2016?
>>25394634
>I was an escort
One of the few women I hope never find a bf
>>25394634
>be woman
>people willing to give you money to fuck you
>be man
>can only get laid if you're willing to lose some money,or go to jail ;)
When I was 17 I asked a boy out to prom (yeah I know), and he went "sorry I only like white girls".
>still hurts today
Wah no tall Chad with washboard abs will ask me out, my life stinks
>>25394673
You talking shit, you know you want Chad dick in you, Chad wont fall for your Im not a slut bullcrap, so get your ass over to bar and get some nice Chad dick in you already you miserable cunt.
>>25394673
>attractive, rich, confident men go out of their way to try and pay for my food and drink and share intimacy with me
>lonely
>>25394724
No I don't. I have no interest in casual sex but think whatever you want.
>>25394595
not true i had a mexican tranny approach me at a train station once if that counts
>>25394390
>Stacy not fucking me damaged me
>Could literally make dozens of friends, not to mention possible girlfriends, if he had any confidence and/or personality
shut the fuck up you whiny cunt
>>25393835
Im trying my best, but I just don't think I can. I'm on all the dating websites and apps, even fetish sites. I work long hours and there arent any single guys my age at work. So no, 2016 will probably be spent alone, like 2015
>>25394731
Oh lol so when you are trying to make your point Chads are the devil but when others are Chads are nice guys who want intimacy?
>>25394322
You're getting mad because someone is unfulfilled while having reached, at some minimal level, your innate wishes, failing to understand their wishes are other than your own and as hopeless as yours
Fuck you
Hey robots. I'm a girl. Reply to me :P
>>25394777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seVdI6FGjk0
for you
>>25394762
AYY LMAO
LOOK AT THIS SILLY BOI, I TOTALLY TURNED IT ROUND ON HIM
>confidence=personality
ok bitch
switching merely exist with being confident in a world which is completely cold to males, while overly coddling to females
>>25394503
I wish I could find an average girl. Just be awkward together. Finally lose my v-card.
Life is suffering.
>>25394789
Why are you still here again?
>>25394744
Yh yh thats enough games go to bar already whats wrong with you.
The only guys I attract are beta white guys in my cs classes.
>>25394640
I don't care about chads
that's their fucking deal
all I care about is them going and staying gone from my board
they don't belong here, they have opportunity after opportunity thrown at them, where I, as a 5-6/10 guy have never NEVER in my life been approached or given a chance
but you think that even though you have been given chance after chance to get a relationship and have a normal life, you're the same as us and belong here
you don't
flat out, females do not belong here at all, and I'm glad the mods are banning them
let me guess, you have about 4-5 active conversations going on right now on your phone
no need to answer, you'll only lie to try to prove yourself right
I have in the 4 years since highschool, had 3 text messages that weren't from my mom or my brother
I have had 0 girls approach me at school
I have approached hundreds of girls through OKC and tinder, and you know what, none of them would even give me a coffee date
so I don't want to hear any more bullshit from "fembots" about their "loneliness", when it's 100% because of their own doing, while us ACTUAL robots have no choice in the matter, we're shoehorned into it from an early age and have no hope of escape
and this board is where we come to try to get through it
>>25394783
I didn't say they were nice
I don't really care about them either way
requesting that image of someone calling a whole board of individuals hypocritical
>>25394840
The thing is that people like us will never have the balls to approach each other.
>>25394826
why do you think that? the only interest I get on dating websites are from indian guys that live, ya know, in india. The only single guys at my work are well into their late 30's and look like straight up wife beaters.
>>25394895
I think I'm going to go have a cry now...
Doubt it, I went 5 years without a bf then I finally got one last year. I hated it and just wanted out, through no fault of his own. I've learned my lesson, that I'm painfully asocial and too lazy to build good relationships.
I wish there was some way to skip the dating and bf part and just get straight to the solid family unit part, I don't want to leave my parents and sister but the next best thing would be replacing them with my own family. I just don't want to bother with anything in between, I don't care about romance or anything leading up to it.
>>25394885
>let me guess, you have about 4-5 active conversations going on right now on your phone
I have no guys on my phone and I have no male friends. I was never approached at school either.
>>25394854
I like to see the sad americans sometimes
>>25394503
>rarely
Have you ever dealt with not being approached at all?
>>25394879
>Boohoo! I'm not attracting Chad!
>>25394945
I said you would lie through your teeth to try to prove your point didn't I?
>>25394945
>men
>getting approached
when did this become a meme
>>25394985
I'm not lying. I was bullied at school for having a big ass and I have never even held a friendly conversation with a guy.
>>25394926
That's cold as fuck. I just want to find a girl who I can deeply fall in love and spend the rest of our lives together, just the two of us. Fuck the outside world.
>>25394885
>while us ACTUAL robots have no choice in the matter, we're shoehorned into it from an early age and have no hope of escape
"actual" robots
that's a fucking laugh
you'd hop over to being a normalfag with relationshits and normie life as soon as the fucking opportunity came to you, yet somehow you're the "actual" robot, and the people (roasty or otherwise) who choose an isolated existence are some kind of fakers?
fuck off and die you stupid failed normie
of course you won't, because most of the board is comprised of reddit tier idiots like you shitting up the board with your constant thirst, but it would be nice if people like you would vanish
>>25394945
Why are you here? The bar is waiting and the night is still young so get out of here and have- fun you fucking slut.
>>25394904
>waaah why can't I find a perfect Chad looking husband who makes over 100k a year and treats me like a God
>waaah I spent most of my youth fucking guys and slutting around and now all the Chads got married
>>25395015
Why you all here talking about your traumatic feelings and stuff when you could be having fun right now you stupid bitch?
>>25395015
>and I have never even held a friendly conversation with a guy.
>but I fucked quite a bit though!
>>25394885
that image really hits the nail on the head
saved
>>25395057
If you think casual sex is fun then that's your business. Sorry you can't be a woman then.
>>25395061
Virgin.
>>25394731
>lol he thinks gentlemen exist
>>25395015
>I was bullied at school for having a big ass
Post skype
>>25394679
My older sister doesn't have one either and she's 38. My other non-prostitute older sister is 39 and also no bf/no husband/no family. It's our fate at this point.
>>25394634
Post your tits whore
Then fuck off
>>25394978
ill rather be single for life then have to date most of the guys who choose to be computer engineers.
>>25395089
AH AH AH AH give it a rest and go to the bar no wonder your so lonely I bet you fucking ugly you should be even more honored an ugly bitch like you might get some Chad dick in you if hes drunk and he will drunk so the bar CMON GO ALREADY.
>>25395020
I would hop off this fucking ride the minute I get a chance
but I can't, I'm stuck
go take your reddit strawman back there where it belongs
>>25395015
>bullied for having a big butt
>big butt
you mean the thing that women wish they had and guys want?
yeah, sure, and I was bullied in school for having TOO big of a dick
>never had conversation with a guy
bold faced lie, you have and you have had guys hit on you
>inb4 you deny it to try to prove your point further that you're a hopeless virgin
if you were that desperate, why not just post a timestamp and get with one of the 100s of robots that spams "be my gf" then?
because you want to be sad, you think it's some cool thing to be
it's not and we don't like you pretending to be one of us
fuck off
>>25395020
>you'd hop over to being a normalfag with relationshits and normie life as soon as the fucking opportunity came to you
Yeah, we would. None of us deny that. The fact of the matter is that opportunity never comes and if it "did" we wouldn't have to proper experience to even have it.
>yet somehow you're the "actual" robot, and the people (roasty or otherwise) who choose an isolated existence are some kind of fakers?
fuck off and die you stupid failed normie
>who choose an isolated existence are some kind of fakers?
>who choose
Juts fucking listen to yourself you shit eater.
>>25395143
Eat my shit you fucking worthless KV autist.
>>25395089
>virgin
it's by choice though
thing is, you can get male virgins who chose to be celibate, but for the most part they're like that because they have no say in the matter
there is no such thing as a woman who can't get laid
>inb4 but casual sex isn't the same thing as intimacy
don't care, if you can get laid you aren't a robot
if someone has deemed you worthy of reproducing, you CAN NOT BE A ROBOT
Why do male anons get so defensive when we try to discuss things? I think it's because men are more privileged in society than us and hate to be on the same level of failure. We all lost the game anons, and we are here to stay
>>25395041
god you guys are creepy with how delusional you are
>>25395188
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the damn thread
>>25395089
>Virgin.
Classic woman comeback.
>>25395188
>Prostitute acting like she's better than anyone
>>25395180
That was before asses were in. And I said friendly conversation, not a conversation.
>>25395228
In this case she was referring to herself, but I agree they do do that shit a lot
>I know, I'll go to a village in sub-saharan africa and laugh at them for being poor
fucking bitches man
>>25395195
Shut up faggot
Hey guys lets ignore this ho and talk about the beer we are drinking
K
>>25395015
What hobbies do you have femanon
>>25394634
>people PAY you to have sex with them
Jesus Christ, just fuck off you skanks.
>>25395268
>"I said friendly conversation"
and there's you moving the goalposts again
"friendly" being the term you chose
something that could mean literally anything, so you can keep pretending that you're "lonely :("
>>25395288
I'm drinking Cider not beer, got this stuff called Old Mout
it's from new zealand
Not female, or at all interested in this thread. Just wanted to say the guy in the pic is a fucking qt.
>No homo
Face it neets, fembots have it harder. Why don't you just go out and get a job like the patriarchy we live in promises you?
>>25394432
Where, exactly, do you think you are? Go back to tumblr if you aren't going to refute shit and are just gonna call people delusional.
>You are so delusional.
Textbook roasty comeback.
>>25395268
>And I said friendly conversation, not a conversation.
What classifies as a "friendly" conversation to you? Being a shoulder to cry on and be a yesman as you complain?
>>25395359
>fembots have it harder
Such as?
>Why don't you just go out and get a job like the patriarchy we live in promises you?
Looks like we got Tumblr up in here.
>>25395218
>fugging creepy and delusional robots!
Get the fuck off my board you fucking roastie.
>>25395359
Yh and they like it harder nice hard and rough with the beds shaking and the neighbors next door complaining.
You girls are crazy lmao.
>>25395321
Im going to get drunk off my ass in a couple of hours downing some wine right now.
>>25395424
you have to learn to differentiate between the bait posts and actual roasties
if you don't the cancer will never be purged
>>25395470
Protip: Don't call girls crazy its rude and sexist
>>25395472
You can't be to careful on this board nowadays, anon.
>>25395472
it's easy to purge the cancer, just ban all fembot posts
problem solved, no more bait and no more shitty women coming in here to ruin our board
everyone wins, except the women, who can fuck off back to lolcow or tumblr where they came from
>>25395508
Protip: Dont tell me what to do you stupid bitch, you should learn to shut up more maybe you will finally get Chad if you do so dumb fucking bitch.
>>25393835
>We're all here miserable and alone on New Year's
except you chose this
>>25395546
ok ban them then
oh wait
>100 replies
I thought we were better than this r9k
I think yall need a hug.
>>25395694
I think you need some lead
>100 replies
>no timestamp
always the same, these "femanons" never post pics
if they're so desperate, why not timestamp and get a robot bf?
oh wait, they want to be miserable forever because they think it's neat to be sad
>>25394503
why should a man every approach you? you women are a liability not an asset. men are superior to women in every way and I believe you women need to do the approaching instead.
>>25394762
>my literal face when this bait
>>25393835
Probably not because I'm extremely shy and guys never pay attention to meeven tho i'm not even fat
>>25394634
kill yourself you dirty gold digging whore.
>>25395940
>doesn't want a bf
>is a literal whore, which means fair transactions of money and sex between consenting parties
That's not gold digging. It's even less gold digging than regular marriages.
>thread filled up with roasties
How disgusting.
Seems as 2016 will be another year with no skelly bf to cuddle.
>>25395909
are you pretty?
if no then that's probably why guys "never pay attention to me" read as "don't pay attention to me constantly"
if yes then you're lying completely
>>25395992
>tfw literal roastie
you know the main reason I hate "fembot" threads
sure the fact that women can never be robots but continue to claim to be ones is irritating to see, but it's not something I care about much
the real problem, is that I and many other guys come here to get away from the pain of being essentially cast out of society
and every post by a woman claiming to feel our pain, when they never can, is a reminder of our own situation
in the one place we use to escape that shit
>>25396032
Post itthey're my fave ;-;
