Will you be getting a gf in 2016?
>>25393578
well, I'm not very adventurous socially, and all the girls in my social circles already have boyfriends.
so probably not.
>>25393578
I'm doomed to a life of solitude
>>25393578
Hell original yeah
>>25393578
what is the point of that tattoo
>>25393632
She is trying to hide the fact taht she is a normie.
Silly her, all women are normies.
>>25393578
As always, I'll try but fail miserably. Again and again, until 2017 happens and I'll make a post like this again.
>>25393578
no, i won't
very original post
Ha I fucking doubt it
>>25393578
Well I'm gonna try. But I'd also like a qt bf or trap gf. It increases my chances of not being alone. All I want is the warmth of another person for 2016, that's my only goal.
>>25393660
>nose ring
>tattoo
>not a normie
She's not trying to hide shit
>been going out with a qt redhead grill since October
>gonna ask her to be my gf next time we meet
probably not since I can't talk to people.
>2014
Talked to girl and sperged out
>2015
Talked to girl and sperged out.
>2016
Will talk to girl and sperg out.
>>25393855
Just do what this one guy did and make a game out of rejection.
2016 i will not chase after women at all. my most productive year yet
>>25393578
>will you be getting a gf ever
Hahaha
>>25393661
Victory sweet victory
>>25393788
You've been going out with a girl since October and she still isn't your gf?
Are you mormons?
>>25393578
I'm a schizophrenic fag, I'm doomed, I can't be happy, but at least, I have a ghost girlfriend who sometimes embrace me in a creepy and lovely kind of love which is nice.
>>25394285
how do I acquire a ghost gf since I can't get a real one?
>>25393578
A small chance since I'll meet people while studying but no topkek desu senpai
>>25393578
absolutely not. Genuinely so fugly I've accepted this will never happen in my lifetime.
The benefit is they won't be a financial burden or a time commitment.
Anyone know any tips to have 0 sex drive? was considering having a vasectomy or maybe even just fucking cut my nuts off
>>25394307
You have to be a schizo and you don't have to take the pills.
>>25394307
buy a doll/ get a waifu
>>25394355
The only certainty in life is death you never know anon
>>25393578
>manlet
kek no
>>25394556
thanks but I want to do the human race a favour by not passing on my genetics. When you consider this there is no point of relationships and they only make you more thirsty
No, I really have no idea how people do it. I go to uni, but ffs I can't hold a conversation with ANYONE.
To me it will be a fantasy forever, like the fantasy of becoming a jedi master when I was younger.
>>25393578
I just replied to a post saying if you get dub you get a gf, I replied, the post was unoriginal then I tried again and I got dubs.
4chan saved me dubs, I think a gf is inevitable
No I'd rather work on myself but never say never
>>25394868
where's that post?
>>25394451
I have a few posters with my waifu and a pillow of her an actual doll would be nice.
It's 3am in New year and i'm browsing /r9k/ what do you think faggot?
>>25393578
Every year I'm optimistic about getting a girl, then about halfway in I get burned out by rejections and shit and stop trying.
Maybe this year will be different, but I honestly don't feel like I'm in that place in my life where I can meet a woman and keep her interested, so yeah.
>>25393578
I don't really ever see myself getting a gf. The only realistic self image I have of me ever ending up with a woman is when I am 40 years old, have a decent amount of money and get a mail order bride out of pure desperation.
Since my new years resolution is to avoid people in general (especially girls) and stop talking to people, I'd say 'No'.
Every year I think "maybe this year".
Every year I'm still alone.
I wish I could stop hoping for something more.
singles and everyone ITT will get a qt girlfriend in 2016
Everybody's a basic bitch to some degree or another at my uni. Pretty much no connections outside of uni
I recently realized that I'm quite attractive, so maybe
If you haven't long since given up on getting a gf then you need to get the fuck off this board
No I won't be getting a gf in 2016. Not even ugly just a boring shut in that does nothing but go to work and go straight home
>>25397943
lol
see you next year
>>25394660
Don't give me that quitter talk if you want to believe that then you're already fucked but like I said nothing written in stone you make your own way
obviously not
originality
>>25393627
Don't try and dress it up, son. Loneliness is the word you mean.
I think I will, actually. I am switching to a more spread out courseload and I have found a really good psychologist to talk to, plus I have learned a lot from my experiences this year. I think I have the resources available to me to better fulfill my potential. I will get better grades which will provide satisfaction and contentedness, and I will improve my health through exercise, sleep, and diet, which will make me more physically attractive. I will try to put more effort into developing quality relationships with some of the wonderful friends that I have. I will try to get closer to God so that I may gain more perspective on life. I will read more and think more. All of these factors combined with being at university give me hope for founding a romantic relationship in the next twelve months.
I will do all of these things in 2016. I will do them because I know that the other road, the one I have been following until now, will lead me to a very dark place.
Keep your stick on the ice. I'll see you all on the other side.
>>25393578
I doubt it. I'm not sure I even want a gf, really. Guess I've just gone sort of numb to the feels.
I was talking to an impossibly qt femanon from Norway I met on here for a while. She stopped replying to my messages. I guess that would be the highlight of my 2015 in terms of my interaction with the opposite sex.
I got engaged for Christmas, so does getting a wife in 2016 count>
I'd rather not have a gf than have a gf that has any tattoo whatsoever.
>>25398462
Congrats, anon. Now get the fuck off my board normalshit.
>>25393578
no tbqh familia
>>25393661
The fact that you even have the confidence to even try already puts you ahead of me, anon.
Im a wagecuck in a local grocery. So no
That's a negative
Yes, I'll get myself a starter gf
she'll teach me the ropes and will give me tutorials on sex and how to express affection
then I'll dump her and move up the podium
>>25393578
I hope so but at the same time I don't want one after seeing the "normie culture" rampant in places like Twitter and IG.
Like it's so weird realizing that all these girls whether they be sluts or prudes will just be the next generation's Facebook moms and that their "I'm not like other girls" mentality makes them exactly like every other girl.
Idk I'm probably just autistic but the path 4chan set me on after being here for years kind of made me hate "normal" social culture.
Won't be losing weight anytime soon, 5'9-5'10" manlet, socially handicapped, and zero academic/career ambition.
So no.
Well I put on 40 fucking pounds since August and I'm 60 pounds overweight now. I'm spending tonight alone.
What do you think?
>>25393578
I truly honestly believe that if I can move out of my parents' house, buy some new clothes, start working out again, go out to bars more often, go back to therapy, and hang out with people more often that I can get a gf, that really can happen.
But I spent the last year telling myself I would move out of my parents' house and then not doing it so no, I do not think I will be getting a gf in 2016. I will spend another year living with my parents, absolutely miserable.
2015 wasn't a terrible year for me. I talked to a handful of women on a few occasions as well as managed to get a qt to study with me 3 or 4 times which is at age 21 the first time I have ever planned any get together with a female.
Got a compliment or two on my physique from some sorority slut women too. Got my first job at a paid internship. Whew lad, 2015 wasn't so bad after all. Obviously I'm still KV, but at least I'm getting closer to that elusive normie lifestyle.
>>25398482
Wait no does that mean I have to leave? I'll call the whole thing off, I'll miss you guys too much!
doubting it.
Who's to say, but I am going to actively try to build up a social life for the first time in my life. Where that leads me I do not know.
>>25393578
Oh, you're funny.
>>25393578
I don't see it happening. It'd be nice, but I've become too apathetic to bother trying....
thread music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Ay_iDRAbc
I'm starting to think I might.
I've been talking to a girl online.
She sounds perfect.
She's 19, Christian, doesn't drink or smoke, is still a virginbut she kissed a guy once, and despises degeneracy.
I think she's really cute too.
She lives very close to me.
We've been talking for a while, and she's honestly the only girl I've ever met who I could see myself marrying and having children with.
Bros, please convince me that she's actually a vile goblin whore so I don't fall in love with her and have my heart crushed.
>>25393578
>those grotesque chewed nails
>>25398794
Go for it, your heart will be crushed if you do nothing as well
>>25398794
you are probably in love with her already but any way even if you ask her out and and she actually becomes your gf you will probably get cucked by tyrone
>>25398552
Fucking this. I hate to sound like I know better than everyone else, but holy fuck I can't stand that shit.
>>25393578
Did I get one in, and year from 1995-2015? No. Will 2016 be different? The human spirit in me says yes, but it won't.
Nope. I work with all guys and I stay at home.
I have little to no interaction with girls. I have no idea how I'd even start talking to them, especially without seeming like a creep.
Hah, no.
I genuinely think I will. I definitely could have had a gf in 2015 with several different girls but after several failed relationships, my standards are unrealistically high. The minute I see the slightest red flag it's nope.jpg
When the semester starts up I have a feeling I'll meet the perfect girl and I'll treat her like a princess.
I've talked to maybe 3 girls in my life outside of family members and cashiers. And those 3 conversations were less than 5 minutes each.
I don't think I would enjoy dates, I can't drive, and I can't relate to most people or even pretend to care. I have no friends, never had a job and on the rare occasion people speak to me I feel confused and want them to get away from me.
I doubt I'll have a girlfriend in 2017 either, I think I have enough work to do without worrying about puss.
>>25397943
shut the fuck up normie filth
>>25398794
>She's 19, Christian, doesn't drink or smoke, is still a virgin but she kissed a guy once, and despises degeneracy.
Sounds like a chick I know that I met online, minus the christian part. I hope we don't get crushed.
>>25393578
no hope, i cannot speak to a gril while making eye contact or without stuttering uncontrollably. i'll probably just spend another year fantasizing about having the courage to ask out every attractive gril i meet.
Gonna get laid before July lads
dubs and err'one getting a gf in 2016
trips = forever alone
>>25400130
Ejaculating on a bird doesn't count as getting laid, friend.
>>25400130
Sure thing, buddy. I'll look after your spot until you get back.
>>25398497
I can't believe this is an original comment
>>25400235
>>25400241
just find a qt with low self esteem and develop some hobbies or interests
>>25393578
no, i will be the gf ;)
>>25400318
Yeah. Simply just. Like I said, see you shortly.
Yeah. I can feel it.
>>25400339
college pal
>>25400363
I've been to four different universities, now. I know how student life works. You won't make any meaningful connections with anyone there, and they'll all drop off the planet the second your classes together are done, perhaps rotting in your normiebook "friends" list if you got that far. I don't even try to make friends or meet anyone there anymore.
>>25393578
I got a BF for Thanksgiving.
>>25400617
you lucky piece of shit. whats it like?
>>25393578
Yeah, and it'll end the exact same way it always does and I will feel powerless to stop it
a message to the future me, never give her control
Are gfs even real? I thought it was a meme, like sex.
Probably not if I'm being honest
>>25400637
Fuuaaarking amazing.
It's like getting a childhood friend without all the time investment!!
I'm not alone anymore!!!!!
>>25394285
>tfw from a schizo mother and most likely schizophrenic myself
>had the worst audible experience in today's waking
I'm already bordering on fabricating a tulpa. The only reason I haven't gave in to one is I'm afraid people will detain me in a psychiatric clinic, quite easily if I talk by accident around others to "nobody".
I'm kind of tall for the region but my gamma ideals are perceived as beta and being beta is a real downer in here, only if I meet someone who's interested in me somehow.
maybe? i've been expanding my social circles even though i've been mentally falling apart so i've been meeting more people. i'm a huge degenerate autist shut-in though. my current best chance is with a really cute and smart girl i've known for the last 2 years who actually likes talking to me, has called me over break, given me compliments, and touched me. i asked her if she wanted to grab dinner before and she had some church stuff. she's extremely religious and i'm an atheist. so no idea how that's going to work out. but our personalities mesh. i wish i wasn't too autistic to make things happen.
pic related it is me every day especially today happy new years!
i got myself some whisky glasses as a new years present. i love spirits.
>>25393578
Well I sent a happy new years message to the glasses wearing qt I like and she hasn't even responded 12 over hours later. So not off to a good start. Thinking of just going cocoon mode this whole year.
>>25393578
I doubt it
It's more likely my oneitis will cuck me and date a black guy
I don't even care anymore, I want to die this year
>>25398526
I stock groceries in walmart at night, let's hang in there fellow wagecuck.
>2009
>"This year I'll finally get a gf!"
7 Fucking years later I'm still hoping for something every year
>>25393578
no
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
wut
>>25393578
Gonna ask someone out (senior girl, I'm sophomore boy)
I know she doesn't have a boyfriend (since it's a small school) and she seems to be VERY happy when I compliment her.
Give me your energy 4chan. I need a solace while I'm sitting on Olympus watching the "smartest in the state" be fucking arrogant idiots.
>>25403853
You're in college, right?
>>25393578
yes, probably many for like a month each
going to be a manwhore this year
>>25403868
Uh, Why do you ask? You a cop or summin?
>get a job & earn some money
>maybe find a partner too
My new year's resolutions for 2004. Yet to be fulfilled.
Perhaps I still have a chance at one of them, but I'm not holding my breath.
I'll be getting a suicide
>>25393578
Possible, not probable.
All I need is drugs, death grips and /r9k/.
>>25402377
>2009 was 7 years ago
>Like fo real
>>25393578
Why the fuck would I want that?
>>25398474
there is such a thing as tasteful tattoos anon. They are really fucking small, and non-visible while clothed
Maybe, I'm 6'0" and not too ugly
>>25398544
Are you gonna go to best buy or wallmart? I hear targets pretty nice but too pricey for me
>>25393578
Realistically, yes.
I'm hoping that 2016 will be the year I'll crack from this social isolation and finally just off myself considering up to this point, I'm just been a coward over the whole ordeal. I'm too emotionally unstable for a girl to be interested in me beyond appearance. Life exactly hasn't gotten better over these past 8 years and I don't see how 2016 is going to change that.
>getting a girlfriend
For
what
fucking
purpose
>>25404320
Doesn't matter if tasteful or not, seeing any is completely unsexy to me, and I can never fully appreciate a woman on a sexual level if she has any marks of degeneracy inside her skin. To clarify, its not a [judg]mental thing, its purely a physical turn off that turns me all the way off from a woman's body, no matter how attractive she'd be otherwise. I don't mind temporary surface tattoos, and literally couldn't care less if I had a gf with no tattoos who has some henna design drawn on her every day. Just something about ink marks inside the skin, left there permanently to weather with time, triggers a primal feeling of disgust, and is psychologically unsettling to look at.
Tbh tattoos on neck and back are less bothersome to me, whereas when I see pictures of women with tattoos between their navel and pussy area it literally triggers my gag reflex. But all the same, I can never love a woman's body if it has been defaced with subdermal markings.
>>25404402
to stick your peanus in her vaghina mainly
>>25404961
Yeah, like prostitutes don't exist.
>>25393578
>29 y/o virgin
>getting a gf
no
>>25404976
Yeah, like STDs don't exist.
Yes I will. This is the year I finally become normie.
I can feel it.
>>25404996
Yeah, like condoms don't exist.
>>25404976
yeah but its more fun with a gf, mainly cos it doesn't feel fake or forced
>>25405008
Yeah, like condoms always work for all STDs
Yeah, like prostitution is legal in my country.
Yeah, like I wouldn't rather have a girlfriend to have free consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation.
>>25393578
not the qt in the picture you piece of superficial fuck, try with a low tier than you, and them moam
>>25393578
I haven't been on a date in the last two and a half years, I've got one on the third... So we'll see how that goes. I've gotten so used to being alone though, I'm not even sure I would want a girlfriend to be honest.
>>25393894
Hmm? What type of game? Please Elaborate?
Will you be my gf?
No?
Oh... alright, then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzXoBTvmFmk
It's actually pretty possible.
>>25393578
Probably not. I'm very asocial and I'm always alone or I look pissed off at school so nobody bothers to talk to me
I'm thinking about buying a fleshlight but I think my sex drive might give out before I need one
I think it's a good thing. One less aspect of my life to obsess over
>>25404090
>>2009 was 7 years ago
orig comment
>>25393598
>Social circles
This board is for robots only, you need to leave.
yes
>26
>kissless virgin
>great job
>fine looks
I'm getting a qt gf, fuck her and dump her. I'm turning my sex life around.
>>25393578
Nope. I've given up in women and it feels really good.
If you see them for what they are then it is impossible to find them attractive.
>>25393661
I don't even try I've never tried
>>25400437
Same here, anon. Been to two colleges so far and people are so vapid and uninteresting I'm like, why bother?
>>25393578
God willing
Nope. Now, if I had been where I am in life now/know what I do know back at the start of 2014 or 2015 even, then maybe.
Back then I could've at least faked confidence.
This year I've let myself go too much. I went from 6'1" 160lbs to 6'1" 205 lbs, turned into an alcoholic, and basically became a shut in.
It's funny because now more than ever I want a relationship, but it's the farthest I've been from ever having a chance.
>>25393788
this is well done
>>25393578
I already have one
I could easily, I'm in Navy C-school with tons of money and bootcamp made me fit.
I dont kniw if I want to though, Im too comfy hanging out at the beach by myself
the magic 8 ball told me i would and the internet would never lie right?
>>25393578
had one from 2011-2013
was bored out of my fucking mind
don't fall for the qt jew, they are as boring as they get
>>25393578
I am ugly, shy, asocial, friendless, selective, smelly, panic easily, autistic, depressed, misanthropic and funny looking (not in a good way). The only good thing about me is that I'm tall and 1/8 white. I literally lack any hope.
>>25393578
my wife makes it really hard to find a gf, but I'll try my best
Of coursh!!!
I will cuck some hipsters as well
>>25393578
Man I can't believe I'm saying this but I overheard to girls I know talk about how they were going to break it off with their BFs in the current year. Like I was just outside five feet from them smoking a cig while they talked about this with no hesitation because their boyfriends were inside using the bathroom.
I guess it is not impossible if you think about it.
>>25412237
>smoker
what makes you think they wont drop you just the same?
>>25393578
Hopefully otherwise I'll probably hang myself again. The last time it didn't work out, woke up in a hospital with a rope burn and my throat hurting because of the noose
>>25412400
Damn nice dubs dude, but yeah I have know one of the girls for like 10 years; something of a oneitis level. Honestly, in 2014, she displayed signs of flirtation with me but I was too poor to do anything relationship wise.
>>25393578
Will women stop being vapid useless whores?
There's your answer.
Got one at the new years party, i just got drunk and high and started hitting on her and it worked.
Not a normal one. Women are like public bathrooms, they're all dirty except for the disabled ones.
>>25405268
>fill your pockets with spaghetti
>"talk" to as many girls as possible
>go home
>see if any spaghetti is left/how many women you can talk to without running out of spaghetti
>>25393578
Hopefully, I feel like it's about time now. I worked hard in 2015 self-improving, and even started to actually make friends towards the end of the year. Also got in better shape and improved my confidence. So hopefully...
I cannot predict the future and neither can you. Mods delete this post already.
Probably. Found out a qt3.14 caught the feels for me, I'll ask her out next week, feels good man
>saw girl last night at party
>tried to get her number twice in high school
>rejected me twice
>flirting hard as fuck last night
>when I got too drunk she took care of me
>laughed at everything I said
>retold the funny shit I said to everybody at the party
>female friend said "She's looking a little lonely over there"
>tfw even girls at the party saw she liked me
>male friend told me "she's too hard to fuck"
>"she doesn't let anybody hit"
>she'll just do kissing and that's it"
Jesus Christ, this girl is incredibly fine, she's cool, she's not loose with the panties, and she thinks I'm the coolest thing on earth. I'm gonna have to make her my girl.
