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What king of guy do fembots like?
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What king of guy do fembots like?
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>robot
>female
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Chad and Tyrone.

blaxxx
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>>25391633
The littlest king of course.
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>>25391633
White, nerdy, tall, shy, cute, slightly clingy, smart
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>>25391633

I think they like guys that make them feel safe and takes care of them.

> tfw shitty neet with acne who spends all day in bed and can't be a proper husband for a girl, not to mention boyfriend ;_;

If I made myself look cute (which I can, I have good genes and also artistic taste) would girls date me even though I would have huge problems getting a job, femanons?

There's just this part of me shrieking that I should make a girl happy and provide for her. It hurts.
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Guys who make me feel safe and like I belong somewhere
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>>25391633
Hungry skeletons. Also don't mind if they're "manlets" to a certain extent (I'm 5'1 so 5'4 and taller is fine).
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>>25391719
>tall
Suicide tonight brobots
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>>25391774
Hungry skeleton here
be my tiny gf
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>>25391719
>tall
Yes, this feel is familiar
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>>25391719
>tall

end it all
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>>25391719
>tall
i think i might end it now
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girls on /r9k/ are tourists, they're gawkers. Fembots are a myth.
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They like guys who want to suck on their feet

t. Studier of fembots
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>>25391719
>nerdy
>tall and cute
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My height, 5'3". 88lbs. Brown eyes and brown hair, seems frightened around me. Allows me to bully him daily but then get snuggled after he is done crying. Must be able to wear a wig and act as my slightly smaller twin.

Non-compliance to my demands will result in thorough beatings. Any takers?
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>>25391719
>tfw all of these but I'm not shy
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>>25391828
I'm chubby tho...
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>>25391951
Sounds like a good deal to me
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>>25391980
That's my fetish t.b.h femanon
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>>25391719
>tall

FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF
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>>25391719
WHERE ARE THE WOMEN LIKE YOU

>mfw when am everything except white, am mixed
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>>25391719
>bespectacled Chad
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>>25391719
This. Bonus points if they're impressionable and/or somewhat socially inept- when they're just trying and failing to be subtle about their little crushes, acting all puppyish and seeking what attention you give them...
Shit's fucking adorable. Too goddamned cute, especially when they feel as though they're in control.
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>>25391980
Most robots are thin. Why are all fembots fat?
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>>25392008
Oh, well ok then.

I have no clue what to say.
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Tall and thick with face fair.
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>>25392111
Post contact info fembot
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>>25392107
Food tastes good and my job doesn't involve much moving. What sort of answer were you expecting?
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>>25391633
Neet Chad.
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>>25391756
Hahaha, it's not 1950 anymore.
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I always notice in these sorts of conversations there is the theme of "guys who make me feel x"

I don't know if this is just me or what but this is a major turn-off. I feel as if what the girl really wants is the emotion/feeling elicited in herself, and the man is a mere means to that.

So for example I asked my mom, why you like my dad, and she says "oh he makes me laugh every day". And I'm thinking well that really has nothing to do with him you just like the feeling his actions elicits within yourself.

So what I think is that this is basically hardcore selfishness. It's as if women, and yes I am generalizing (I HOPE) have this inability to think of things outside themselves.

Or put it this way. A woman might say "what I like about x guy is that he is tall". But she's not really attracted to the tallness, per se, in the same way a male might think eg "holy shit that guys tall", what she is attracted to rather is the feeling/emotion of safety or submission his tallness elicits within herself. It's really nothing to do with him.

I feel as if, men, to women, are really nothing more than means to some selfish end. And I'm not just making this up I have three sisters and I see it all the time. They don't actually care or love their boyfriends/husbands for anything that is outside of their own selfish ends. It actually makes me feel as if my sisters are horrible people. Or maybe they can't help it that's just how women are? Like there's simply an inability to think of things in which do not in some way relate to their own ends.

Has anyone else noticed this? Am I just talking shit? Can any roasties pitch in their opinions here?
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>>25392139
[email protected]
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>>25392288
i agree, but that's just women. women don't even have the capability of loving me. they love the resources, social status, and entertainment that they can provide.
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>>25392331
*of loving men
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>>25392130
Guurrrlll me too.

Slightly chubby, tall, beard, gentle eyes and sweet smile, manly voice, big hands, hairy (but trimmed). Has a job that requires physical effort and that is typically for men (e.g. mechanic). A caring, generous and affectionate guy.

That's my 10/10
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Older men with at least 1 kid.
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>>25391951
5'4 brown hair brown eyes male who is ok with bully contact info
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>woman hate thread
>"yeah bro they're all worthless harpy banshee parasites, look at what they do to the poor guys who decide to marry them, never trust a woman bros"

>"hey guys fembot here :3"
>"LONDON" "pls b my gf" "LONDON" "I will literally worship the dirt that touches your heels, please just post contact info" "LONDON" "m'lady please don't let the misogynists of r9k get you down, not all of us are bigoted woman-haters!" "LONDON"


I hate every single one of you fucking hypocrites. You know who you are.
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>>25392288
One could argue that all personal decisions are based on this either explicitly (inside your mind; maybe not explicitly stated to others) or subconscious.

Can you say men don't do the same thing?
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>>25392397
Probably satire, but I'll bite anyway. The LONDON posts aren't serious.
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>>25392439
clarification: all personal decisions are based on selfish reasons.
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>>25392329
Sent famili
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>>25391633
tall, muscular, ex-cons, the usual. only looks matter, women love being abused anyway
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>>25392454
>satire
Hyperbole. The point stands that people want "normies" (and that word comprises ALL women, mind you) to leave /r9k/, while simultaneously giving them the positive attention they seek by coming here.
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>>25391719

>slightly clingy

This doesnt make sense, a guy who is even slightly clingy will push any girl away. You're basically saying you want to lose interest faster.
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>>25392391
You'd like my older brother then
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The loyal and kind type. I would literally be okay with any appearance (as long as he's hygienic) as long as they weren't a fucking cheater or heartless asshole.
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>>25392546
>women want an easy excuse to jump from guy to guy without having to feel slutty about it
>"you were too clingy, it's all YOUR fault!"

shocking truth!
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>>25392559
but he has to be tall, and hot preferably, but i'll settle for tall
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>>25392439
>>25392472
Most men are open about it and not deceiving wenches.
But not all women are like that anyway, occasionally there's the rare gem that isn't a complete harlot grubbing for your wealth.
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>tfw no clingy gf who demands attention and cuddles 24/7
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>>25392288
This is a common thing to notice from the prospective that we have.
You however are neglecting the fact that men do this too. No one loves anyone, people only love the way loving someone else makes them feel.
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>>25392589
I don't care about height as long as it's not completely ridiculous.
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>>25392105
They are in control you dumb cunt. You will never be anything more than a tourist here.
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>>25392620
I meant perspective, sorry.
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>>25392107
women have slower metabolism on average
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>>25392648
what is completely ridiculous? under 6 FEET TEEHEEHEEEE, god you are all the fucking worst
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>>25392397
Take notes anon. Those who post in fembot threads are reddit visitors, and those who post in woman hate threads are core robots.
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>>25392559
>The loyal and kind type

you're so full of shit it hurts

thankfully i'm a complete asshole so i don't have to worry about getting burned by the hypocrisy that the second X chromosome genetically encodes

unfortunately i am loyal though
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I'd be too afraid of getting a boner to cuddle with a woman
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>>25392718
getting a boner while cuddling is normal anon

Maybe not if it happens 100% of the time, but boners are nice so just let it happen if it wants to
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>>25392718
Do you get a boner when an attractive girl sits next to you in the bus?
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>>25392689
Like 4 feet.

>>25392710
u don't know me *snap*
I would rather kill myself than cheat.
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>>25392718
That's not always bad you know. Its a pretty nice compliment desu.
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>>25392288
Can you give an example of loving or liking someone without being selfish?
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>>25392553
Introduce me senpai.
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>>25392752
congrats you are the 1% (or a liar)
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>>25392745
but I'd just be a perverted freak in her mind if it happened and she'd never want anything to do with me again
>>25392747
no
>>25392755
I don't understand
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>>25391719
I'd like to think this is me, but who am I kidding?
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>>25392778
I don't think the percentage is quite that low but I'm serious.
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>>25392559
so fucking generic it hurts

Pro tip robots women don't know what they want, it's all about what you can make them feel
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>>25392385
>6'1"
>165lb not thin not fat
>HS choir teacher wanted me for bass/baritone but I can't sing
>full beard and body hair in all the right places
>lg/xl gloves
>butcher by day motorbike all night

How'd I do?
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I'm from Romania , i'm5"9 and I weigh 88-95 pounds. Anyone interested?? I'm a girl
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>>25392783
>but I'd just be a perverted freak in her mind

she'd probably like it, if anything. Think about it from your perspective. If you were cuddling with her and she got super wet, would you think she was gross or a pervert? Fuck no, you'd feel like a king
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>>25392812
I can't really argue against that. I would adapt to a loyal boyfriend's personality and interest. If they ca make me feel good I don't care much.
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>>25392860
Not interested in gypsies
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>>25392783
You getting a boner is a compliment because it says you find me attractive. Which is always nice. Or at least that's how I would take it.
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>>25392812
It's okay to not exactly know who or what you want.
Learning that is a process and that shouldn't pose a problem for anyone, as long as you're a decent human being, and she seems to be.

But that's also one reason I prefer more experienced women. They are certain about what they (don't) want, you don't waste your time. And they don't act like princesses.
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>>25392762
my mom loves me even though I'm a degenerate drug addict
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>>25392860
Buna fete, ce faci? De unde esti?
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>>25392851
I'm literally dripping.
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>>25391719
You forgot interesting and not NEET
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>>25392804
So you'd date a literal dwarf
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>>25391719
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
Got my name on my underwear!
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>>25392865
I'd freak out thinking she pissed on me since Ideally my dingaling wouldn't be rubbing against her thangalang
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>>25392920
Probably not. I'm just saying ridiculous isn't 5'6 or something like that.
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>>25392908
Now you tell us a bit about yourself? One positive and negative word you think others would describe you?
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>>25391719
This fits me pretty well, but then it fits a lot of robots pretty well
>tfw no gf who likes generic qualities of mine
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>>25392982
You know it's a bad and inaccurate description when you have to filter out 90% of the results.
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>>25392902
She does it because you are her child. She does it for herself. She doesn't want to be bad, unloving, unhappy mother.
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>>25392975
Relaxed.

Boring.
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>>25391719
>tall

every fucking time
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>>25392922
Not the person you are responding to, did you write me a poem recently perfect stranger anon?.
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>>25391719
How tall is tall exactly?
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>>25391793
>>25391843
>>25391895
>>25391919
>>25392012
>>25393102
did you really expect a female to say "oh i looooove little beta manlets"
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>>25392860
I am an american, I lived in Romania and Moldova for about 6 months. hit me up.

[email protected]
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>>25393203
you all just wish you were as short as me
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>>25392546
It's usually cause guys can become really detached. When he's a little clingy it means he cares and thinks about me. Of course if he's full on clingy no girl would like that.
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>>25393071
Relaxed is a good balance for me, I have a high energy level. But you really think others would view you as boring? I'm sure you have a hobby, interest or something that makes you you
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>>25392767
What state femanon?
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>>25392954
oh well I'm 5'3 and women find it ridiculous.

One girl asked me out then told others how pathetic my height was
Another girl who wanted to fuck me told my body was "funny" and "amusing"

I wish I was making this shit up
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>>25392982
What's your kik m8
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>>25391633
someone that actually cares about me, wants to sexually satisfy me AS WELL as himself, wont push when I say no, is chill, affectionate, attracted to me, straight forward with his feelings, confident, likes to try new food and travels

dont care how rich he is, what his job is, his socioeconomic background, what race he is or how tall/short he is.

I want to talk about travelling while cuddling in bed naked, then go get some chicken feet at my local dimsum place

but guys my age in this day and age are only interested in being INSIDE, playing video games, looking at other countries through google image.
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Goddamn, height and dick shaming doesn't even depress me, it just pisses me the fuck off. Why make fun of things a person can't change? Fuck.
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>>25393337
>tfw no gf to sit on my face for hours
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>>25393337
how does naked cuddling even work
what does the guy do if his penis becomes erect?
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>>25393337
not really
I'm a shut in for the most part, but I'm leaving to go travelling around Europe in the summer
don't be so judgemental
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>>25393360
Because women shouldn't have to lose a single pound or wear makeup just so your insecure loser ass can be attracted to her

I hope a tall Chad with a big dick comes by me and rapes me
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>>25393337
Do those traits describe you too?
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>>25393272
People can be awful. These are the kinds of shitheads I hope to avoid. On the bright side, at least she wanted to fuck.
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>>25393377
Sometimes I'll play with it, or be a tease and Grind my butt on him. Otherwise, if I'm not in the mood to have sex, I'll just ignore it.
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>>25393377
I like to be big spoon so erect penis doesnt matter then unless I get handsy. and you can be an adult and ignore the erect penis, erections don't mean a guy wants to fuck, they can just happen. (This is what ive been told by guys before)

I've heard of erection occurring during cuddles being called "heart-ons" as they are caused by affection, not sexual attraction/pleasure.

>>25393402
welcome to being an exception to the rule, feel free to tell you fellow shut in brethren to start travelling too.
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>>25393272
fellow 5'3" here

at least girls were attracted to you
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>>25393377
slide it in if the mood is right or just let it rest against my ass pls
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>>25393106
Wow you are one underaged faggot kill yourself.
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>>25393460
attracted enough to abuse me. i guess it's a start
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>>25393337
>likes to try new food and travels

You're a fucking worthless cunt, you know that?
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>>25391633
>white
>tall
>attractive
>funny
>/fit/
>extraverted
>intelligent (very important!)
>nice but not submissive
>ambitious
>intellectual
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>>25393337
Please be my travel gf
We'll got to Europe together
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>>25393501
>tall
Here comes 50 replies
Mine included fuck you
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>>25393337
Generally the same for me. He's full of ideas, talks about what he wants to do with his life, full of motivation, I'm adventurous and I need a guy that's adventurous too and we can make simple things fun. I wanna be best friends with him. I want to camp out in the woods with him while he talks about the meaning of life and we fall asleep embracing each other.
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>>25391719
>>25392105
Women who like weak men are abusive. Don't fall for the meme.
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>>25393504
Not her but where are you from. I really want a travel buddy.
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>>25393260
I don't really like going out or anything and tend to not talk much about what I like to do.

I like gardening, like food plants more than flowers.

I'm currently growing kale which I personally don't really like but people buy it for a fair amount.
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>>25393548
Jew York
You?
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>>25393501
And what do you bring to the table?
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>>25393417
Yes. I travelled a lot as a child and plan to spend the better part of my adult life travelling as well, especially since I have no plans on having kids. I work a job that has an off season so it's perfect. I enjoy sexually pleasing my partner, am very affectionate and express it in different ways (Verbally, physically, through gift giving and panning activities etc) I am very straight forward with my feelings because I want the person to know that I enjoy spending time with them and shit like that. I don't beat around the bush and have "no shame" when it comes to telling someone of my romantic/sexual interest in them. and of course I am always respectful of someones limits and would never push them into something that dont want to do.

>>25393496
getting so testy anon, im sorry that your 20's something white stacy put you in the friendzone for a muay thai boxer in bali.

>>25393504
but I want to go to asia
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>>25393537
I'm a really tall dutch person so height is very important for me (I'm 181 cm tall, 11 cm above Dutch female average, male dutch average is 185 cm so I deserve a 185+11=196 cm tall guy)
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>>25393337
>too poor to travel, no local work prospects
>probable social anxiety isn't helping find one either
>want to travel without freeloading but also without being a bohemian hobo
>can't even go to Egypt with my father to see the pyramids like his grandparents did because of mylittlecaliphate
just
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>>25393601
The manlet butthurt in me doesn't care
fuck you
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>>25393337
Sounds fun anon. Maybe we could fit in some hunting and hiking as well. I too dream of traveling around, and I have a job that I could make it work with. Too bad we will never meet, let alone talk.
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>>25393337
>likes to try new food and travels
No one who visits /r9k/ would ever say this
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>>25392922
Masterful. I do a mean al impression too
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>>25393571
Oh sorry I'm from Europe and it's already the new year here, i.e. I'm tired and a bit tipsy. I misread and thought you implied you're from Europe.
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>>25393575
Not her but I'm white, slim, work out, I like learning new languages and hiking, reading about philosophy, fairly attractive, I hate wasting days only playing video games or facebook. I also love pranks.
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big dick doms who tie me up, slap me, and call me a slut
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>>25393593
>but I want to go to asia
Why not do both?
>>25393637
No problem m8
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>>25393601
I'm 185cm and would totally eat your ass
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>>25393628
I'm the same as her. This is true loneliness.
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>>25393640
You sound like a stacy cunt
>>>/soc/
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>>25393575
Actually all the things I listed except for intellectual but that will come with time
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>>25393593
You sound like the female me. I already have a gf, but I sincerely hope you will find your as perfect as possible match soon.
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>>25393546
I don't like weak guys. I still want him to be dominating, I just want him to not be an ass hole.
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>>25393628
I don't understand that line of thought

it's entirely possible to be interested in foreign cultures, doodads and whatnot and be a social reject within your own land.
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>>25391633

Alpha males, like all females.
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>>25393593
>i have no plans on having kids

good luck.
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>>25393203
no, I didn't

new year's eve would be the perfect time to hang myself, no?
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>>25393676
>Stacy
/r9k/ is even more shit than before
Maybe if I leave for a few months it'll get better
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qt shy gentle boys are the bestest

anything else is TRASH
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>>25393601
>so I deserve

no you fucking dont

you dont deserve anything lmao

kill yourself, retard
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>>25393623
my country is brilliant for both hunting and hiking.

>>25393628
>tfw been shitposting on r9k for years now
I dont have friends so the only way i can make myself happy is through activities that i find enjoyable. I love food and my family has a serious case of the travel bug running through it. growing up experiencing different cultures makes it hard to stay in one place, especially since my country is a very isolated one globally.

>>25393656
>Why not do both?
well eventually, but I'd probably have to do another work season in between to get the funds.

>>25393681
thanks bro. I met an older guy last night who was a huge traveller/drifter and it drove home the point that I really want someone to live a life like that with

>tfw no campervan road trip bf
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>>25393744
you forgot to mention tall and not virgins, eww
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>>25393719
Not exactly a Stacy because I have crippling depression and dissociative disorder
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>>25393744
reminder not to respond to this post or this tripfag
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>>25393714
Who is that, he is literally adorable.
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>>25393751
Are you an NT type by any chance (MBTI)? If you don't know what it is, never mind.
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>>25393748
You sound like an edgy manlet. Tfw I'm 6'5" master race.
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>>25393744
I'm shy and gentle and would like it very much if you would sit on my face
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>>>25393593
>being female
>not wanting kids
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I like frail, suicidal sad boys. But imo any kind of spergy, awkward, shy guy is adorable as long as they're not 300 pounds.
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>>25393787
>I have crippling depression and dissociative disorder

i hope u kill urself then
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>>25393748
Ye I don't deserve it or anything but didn't know how to say it differently because I want my children to be at least as tall as me
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>>25393786
>tall
every man is taller than me, familia
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>>25393787
>being sad makes me not Stacy
That's not how it works Stacy
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>>25393477
Okay, I'm doing it now. I'm reporting you to the FBI for assisting in my murder.
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>>25393751
>Brilliant
Oh, a brit, well into the trash it goes...
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>>25393803
Are you skinny, white, and tall? I like flippy hair and no beard on a guy.
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>>25393837
how tall are you then pham
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>>25393830
Same but I'm a coward. I asked my only friend if she could kill me but she said that she "would show me life is worth it" right. She didn't do anything after saying that.
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>>25393874
>tall
>tfw will never have a girl sit on my face
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>>25393847
I've always been bullied by stacies. I dislike them a lot. And stacies aren't as fucked up as me (mentally)
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>>25393891
Skype? I'm suicidal too.
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>>25391633
Guys like you anon <3

kisses
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>>25393919
You're still a Stacy cunt
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>>25393714
>>25393810
I'm mostly infertile, but getting that as a diagnosis made me really think about whether or not having kids was something I actually wanted, and it turns out I'd be just as happy without them. My sisters will have kids and Im sure theyll get dumped on me enough.

>>25393800
nope ENFJ

>>25393866
Not brit. :^)
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>>25393911
What's your height phamilia
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>>25391633
>tfw your sister describes what she likes
>tfw you match every point
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>>25393952
5'8"
>inb4 some turbo manlet gives me shit along with the lankniggers
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>>25393987
>2016
>not being 14'2

Its like you don't even try anon
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>>25393987
Why would that matter, your height remains the same regardless, might as well not give a shit.
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>>25393874
I'm skinny, white and tall. I have a nicely trimmed beard but if shaving it means you'll sit on my face, then I will totalyl shave my beard
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>>25392150
>food tastes good
If you actually tasted your food you wouldn't be fat.
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they have to smell good. not like perfume good but natural scent.
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>>25393945
>infertile
>I'd be just as happy without them
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>>25394015
>Why would that matter
Fuck you nigger I still get feels because women won't date short guys
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Femanons, what is tall personally to you?
genuinely curious, since I consider myself short when I am 175 / 5'9
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>>25393945
>nope ENFJ
Noice, I don't think I know any ENFJs. The E is rather surprising considering it's /r9k/, but not unheard of.
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>>25393377
Sex.

Why is this a question?
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>>25394072
No that's a stupid question
"What do you consider too short" is better.
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>>25394072
Anything taller than me and I'm 5'5.
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>>25393566
That's a great hobby. I wouldn't call it boring, I'd call it patience more than anything. Takes a lot to have a green thumb, my dad did a lot of gardening growing up and I could tell it wasn't as easy as just throwing seeds in the ground and watering. I take it that you know how cook a bit, or at least with the foods you grow? And when you say people buy it a lot do you sell at a farmers markets?
I know how to cook just about any piece of meat from my line of work but I could definitely use some help on the veggies since I usually just get the same things over and over
Care to let me see your face?
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>>25393411
I hope he shits in your mouth and smeares it on his cock thay he will then slice off along with that neck of yours that holds a brainless head and is rested atop weak and powerless shoulders that could never build human achievement like a man could.

From citizen kane to saturn v, men are the masterrace with an astronomical gap in between, my substandard roast beef brainless friend
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>>25394073
The E surprised me as well since I do get anxiety, but I've flourished living on my own in a new city so
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>>25394100
>tfw 5'3"

kill me
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>>25394101
>Care to let me see your face?

What the fuck bro?
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>>25394023
Monica you got the skypez?
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>>25394136
I don't think you can expect anyone to consider you tall but I'm sure there are girls out there for you.
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>>25394023
Feeling his stubble over your vagina when he's eating you out is based tho tbqh
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>>25391774
Hi hello how are you we should date...
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>>25394094
Sorry friendo.
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>>25394101
>Care to let me see your face?
Smooth operator
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>>25394155
sure whatever

fuck you
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>>25394101
Nice essay .You are so caring
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>>25394136
You would need to date a literal midget to be considered tall
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>>25394158
Stubble is cute but I just never found anything attractive about beards
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>>25394176
Fuck me for what exactly?
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>>25394186
thanks, like i didn't already know that
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>>25394136
What race are you? My friend was shorter than average in 6th grade because he was born prematurely, the docs put him on hormone therapy, he's now 6'3".
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>>25393601
>all these centimeters so i can sound smart
Bitch stfu with your entitled bull, it ain't out problem you turned out to be a tall fucking ogre beast

Just for the record: its not "dutch person"
its "dutch"
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>>25391633
>shy
>cute
>slender- not too musclely
>interesting
>will play vidya games and watch anime with me
>is not horny 24/7 and doesnt use me as a sex toy
>cares about me
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>>25394196
I like a sleepy, lazy aesthetic. So a little stubble, tired eyes, messy hair and PJs do it for me.

:^)
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>>25394235
>one itt that I fit
amazing
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>>25394060
Your height is not the problem man. I'm 3'' shorter and I've dated three women who were taller. Sure, it's harder, but far from impossible, especially at your height.
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>>25394221
Chin up friend
At least you aren't Indian
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>>25393744
Just fucking die you mouthbreathing autist
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god fuck having a type, I'm not a special snowflake and reading women's post infuriates me. I'm not gonna turn a nigga down if his nose is 2 millimetres wider than chads or because he isn't some archetype I made up from watching animus, fuck "shy le nerdy quirky tall guys" they want stacy, and fuck being into "cute and socially awkward xD" or "whatever the fuck it does not matter omg kill yourself" I will kill you I SWEAR TO GOD
GET THIS SHIT OFF OF HERE I WILL MURDER AND RAPE EVERY GODDAMN LAST ONE OF YOU I HATE YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKERS DIE REEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING IDIOTS
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>>25394235
How much anime do you watch? I can watch some but not much, and am good at pretending to like things if it makes someone else happy
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>>25394242
I like hair I can play with, like the infamous justin beiber hair. When a guy shaves his head I lose so much attraction to him. Piercing eyes, and his hands are bigger than mine so I feel little and safe.
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i'm tall and average looking, but all i can attract are black girls and asians, feels bad man.
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>>25393593
I travel all the time. At the moment, I've hit a small lull so I can reorganize but most of my time is spent meandering around different parts of the world. Your goals are mature, spot on, and aren't unrealistic. Best of luck to you.

Happy New Year, everyone.
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>>25394305
i will kill you all i want to so bad omfg rage
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>>25394268
well one is better than none, right?
what is your ideal girl?
>>25394306
I'm getting more into anime and personally would like someone that isn't forcing themselves to do something so it seems natural tbqh.
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>>25394231
4 girls in my class are taller than me... and I'm not out of proportion. Where I'm from it's not a bad height.
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>>25394326
I'm the opposite. I love asian girls but they only like white guys.
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>>25394326
never settle for an Asian girl, she will cheat on you if she feels any sense of abandonment, even the slightest distance like you being quieter for a week because you're working too hard.
ASIAN WOMEN ARE NOT WORTH IT.
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>>25391633
why would you want a SHY boyfriend?

you some kind of stupid faggot?
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>>25394378
>what is your ideal girl?
I guarantee she doesn't go on 4chan or exist anymore
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>>25394306
>good at pretending to like things if it makes someone else happy
>pretending
Disgusting
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>>25394305
Best post in the whole thread
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>>25394378
All my relationships have involved some form of doing something for the other that maybe you don't enjoy that much yourself, but you do it anyway beacuse you care about the person.

Like I could watch anime with you and berate you because I think it's awful, or I could watch it and try to enjoy it with you because watching someone enjoy something is cute
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>>25391719
Hmu
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>>25394396
>4 girls in my class are taller than me
:^) hope they all die. happy new years cunt
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>>25394468
SKYPE FRAN??
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>>25394452
You're just another roach to me, I'll manipulate you into loving me and then take you for everything you're worth :^)
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>>25391633
2D boys. The main thing my favourites tend to have in common is long hair.
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>>25394158
you'd know, wouldn't you?
why don't you fuck off to /soc/ and get some trains ran on your worthless ass?
fucking slag.
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>>25394158
u claim to not have sex u are a liar
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>>25394431
:/
>>25394456
I never been in a relationship desu
>berate you because I think it's awful
;-;
>try to enjoy it
I have no idea then. I mean it's something I do daily and a good majority of my day. I wouldn't want to force you to do something you don't like. Then it might seem kinda forced. What do you like to do?
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>>25391719
>tfw all of these

But you're not a real grill, are you?
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>>25394482
Happy new years
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>>25394542
>>25394544
I don't have sex outside of meaningful committed relationships.
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>>25394589
>:/
I don't enjoy it either family
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>>25394597
I am. I'm single too.
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>>25394611
and how many of those have you had?
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>>25393701
holy fuck women are stupid
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>>25394641
I agree with her. I want him to cute and shy at first, dominating and bed, he'll defend me whenever I need help
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>>25394165
You probably wouldn't be interested in a chubby puerto rican.
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>>25392288
>microaggressions
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>>25394626
Do you live in Texas?
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my dad is 6 3 and my older brother is 6 1.
i'm 5 10
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you guys are all horrible people I hope you all die sad boring lives with your normie husbands and never achieve anything of yourself, because you won't, you thirsty motherfuckers, I wish you would all herd yourselves off of a cliff but instead you need to repopulate the already crowded earth with your little turds and make even more bullshit that us regular and good folk have to put up with. FUCK YOUR UGLY KIDS AND YOUR UGLY BOYFRIEND AND YOUR UGLY CAR AND YOUR UGLY HOUSE, YOU'RE ALL DISGUSTING AND I HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU ROT
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>>25394641
all women want to be dominated to some extent, we're animals bro
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>>25394718
Tennessee we can do long distance. Skype/kik/what's?
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>>25394589
>I wouldn't want to force you to do something you don't like

You wouldn't be forcing me. I just wouldn't watch it all the time. What animes do you watch?

I like going for walks along a river near me, going for drives through the mountains, trying and failing to fix my motorcycle, and watching movies. I'm a bit of a loser and have no friends though
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