>Millions of girls are pooping RIGHT NOW before going out to celebrate the coming of the new year
>he posted it again
It's not funny or clever.
It's gross and annoying.
Enjoy being a cuck for the rest of your life.
i've shit my pants / in an alley on three separate occasions while shitface drunk
i'd kill to be able to shit in a toilet like a girl
This new year is going to be filled love <3 and peace <3 love and peace <3
>>25391158
Shit comes out. So satisfying.
Dick goes in. So satisfying.
The text goes into my eyes. So satisfying.
The key-presses gets registered by Emacs. So satisfying.
I love you all. You are machines that should feel only pleasure.
>>25391158
About 500mil people are having sex right now.
>>25391358
>He uses emacs
>>25391158
This is the best laugh I've had from 4chan in a long a time, anon. Well done.
i-its 1st January 2017, 00:36 anon
>>25391358
>Emacs
>>25391236
Y-you do realize boys are allowed to shit in toilets too... right, anon?
>>25391727
Nice meme, gril detected.
The last place on earth to enter the new year are the Samoan islands.
There is a good chance that the last poop of 2015 will be taken by a woman in this picture.
>>25391158
yes anon. Did you know that those millions of women also pee too?
>>25391944
Nah I saw on CSPAN that when girls "pee" it's actually just them squirting a bunch, so if you hear a girl peeing in your bathroom, she's actually furiously masturbating
>>25392061
yes of course anon, of course.
>>25392061
>furiously masturbating
Why is she angry?
