IF I DON'T GET A GF BY MIDNIGHT CENTRAL STANDARD TIME, I WILL CUT OFF MY PENIS WITH A KNIFE ON LIVESTREAM AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FEMANONS WHO NEGLECT TO BE MY GF WILL LITERALLY HAVE MY PENIS'S BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS
>>25390924
how do you plan to "literally" get the blood from your penis to all of those femanons hands. that would be a new years eve miracle to be sure.
Time to be a big boy and go for the wrists instead. You only live once.
>>25390924
Nah dude. Here's to all the femanon taking Chads dick tonight! I hope you come so hard you piss yourself!
*does actual IRL toast with actual Champagne*
I want to do it anyway tbqh...
>>25390964
>>25391023
ROOOOOOOO NO NORMIE NO LEAVE NOW ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25390924
How are you going to get the femanons to jack your bleeding dick off?
>>25390924
Livestream pls.
>>25391146
THERE'S STILL HOPE A FEMANON WILL BECOME MY GF TONIGHT, NOT LIVESTREAMING YET