I was feeling awful about loosing my only shut in friend to the outside world, being lonely on NY and disappointing my parents...
Then I fucked my fleshlight while listening to succubus audio about riding my cock until my mind went fuzzy and I blew a massive load.
Now I feel all better about everything, other than my sticky dick I'll wash off in the sink.
Why don't you get one, robots?
>>25389622
What if mommy finds it :(
Because I'm not an idiot who buys overpriced sex toys
because we have hands for that, roasties use toys cause they dont have 8inch long fingers
>>25389651
Just hide it, anon.
She shouldn't be snooping.
>>25389683
20 quid on amazon is fine by me, brother man.
>>25389722
But it feels easily 5x better than hands.
>>25389776
Fleshlights aren't 20 quid
>>25389622
>succubus audio about riding my cock
gibe link pls
>>25389786
I just looked, fleshlight flight male sex toy for 27 quid on amazon uk.
>>25389847
Oh, I've got a treat for you, Anon.Go to reddit AudioGoneWild, it's full of whores who pretend to be monster girls, vampires, futa, incest, regular sluts and a ton of other shit in 15 or so minute long erotic audio posts.If reddit puts you off from that treasure trove then fuck off.I think their most top rated one is Harlie Quin riding a cock.
>>25389975
>used
>>25389988
who are you quoting?
original comment 100%
>>25389975
Do you mean "GoneWildAudio"?
>>25389776
>But it feels easily 5x better than hands.
well I wouldnt know that, I only jerk off to the orgasm, not the feeling inbetween
>>25390031
Fuck, yeah, that. Sorry.
>>25389988
... No, brand new, who said used?
>>25390106
The bit in between feels like a regular orgasm, the fleshlight orgasm is also much more powerful.
>>25390174
I'm looking around right now, thank you very much for that tip.
Got any specific links to your favorites?
>>25390227
There was one I found not long ago, it was about two vampire sisters sucking and riding your cock.Just use the reddit search bar to look up Vampire, it's one of the top rated I think.Also, use thar bar to just look for your fetish, odds are someone's posted something related to it on there.
>>25389622
>>25389847
seconded
you can't just casually mention that shit without giving more details and link
I'm already into hypno stuff just want to know what you on about specifically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6SpXNDSkSo this may be a example
>>25390021
The amazon page. sorry to ruin your meme
>>25390477
Here, anon.
>>25389975
Fucking robot I swear to god
>>25389622
This usual is my scenario
>think about an ex a lot
>start to get depressed
>masturbate
>cum hard
>don't car about the bitch anymore
Such is life I guess, I must just be super horny and don't actually like her.
>>25389622
How do they compare to a fake one with a pringles bottle, latex gloves and sponges?
>>25389622
just bought one of these, supposedly they are easier to clean and therefore I might use it more than once a month..
>>25390776
I actually tried the sponges one, it was intresing, but actually fucking shit and I'd have been there forever trying to cum.
>>25390804
tried the sponges too, but I used the scratchy side cause IM A FUCKING MAN!!!!
>>25390106
>I only jerk off to the orgasm, not the feeling inbetween
Cutfag detected.
>>25389622
Help!!!
My dick doesn't feel comfortable in the flashlight
it's imtimdated in there and I feel cringy. My dick is too sensitive
What do? Or is that my dick is not healthy and functional?? I feel the rubbing is too great and it makes me hurt
>>25390839
Move up to iron wool if you want to be taken seriously.
>>25390881
That was the next logical step, I was gunna use Tabasco as lube too.
>>25389622
Because I want to fix my problems, not run away with them with a drug.
I wanna buy a dildo but I don't know where to hide it. I was thinking duck tape to the inside of my pc case
>>25390951
Just keep it hidden inside of your rectum at all times.
>>25390973
I'd do that with a plug but a dildo might be tough
At least 2 years until I get to live alone and be able to buy fleshlights
>Buying a fucking fake vagina
>Not raising a Husky
>Not fucking your female husky tight vagina everynight doggy style
Fucking plebs.
>>25389622
It still amazes me how there are actually people in this world that mutually desire each other for sex. There are men who are desired by women who want their penis in their vagina.
I just can't wrap my head around this.
>>25391119
>hfw you put it in the butt
>>25391119
Males are fine too =)
>>25389622
It's in the mail anon :^)
>tfw It's in local warehouse a few miles away
>fags won't deliver it till next Monday
>>25391341
why not go to a sex shop and purchase it in person if you want it so soon you faggot!
>normies will never get to experience fucking an onahole until their eyes roll back into their head and they start uncontrollably grunting and thrusting like a caveman
feels great. I think I'm going to let my aneros do it's work for a while and then fuck my onahole when I've properly edged. all that's left is to find some suitable porn
>>25391372
there's no sex shops in my town
i would be judged very harshly in a sex shop
i don't want to go to a sex shop
i don't have anybody to take me to a sex shop
there's more options online
i have more time to think and do research online
It's illogical to interact with people when you can do it online
It's illogical to go out and buy something very embarrassing when you could do it discreetly online
i won't be as hyped if i don't have to wait for it
and when the package you've been waiting for finally arrives and you get to open it and you're overcome with greed and ecstasy is amazing
>>25391512
lol what would preclude normies from experiencing that which you just described other than them not needing to purchase a sex toy due to a real vagina being available to them?
>>25391634
This is why you will forever be a robot my friend.
These people WORK at a sex shop, they are used to people coming in and purchasing sexual aids. You need to work on not being so self-conscious. trust me they will not remember you 5 minutes after you leave unless you throw an autistic fit.
>>25391703
Okay, so I'd just be another loser virgin buying a fake vagina
All my other points still stand, namely, that there's no sex shops in Jesus town
As a fleshlight connaiseur I would advise all of you to get one. It feels better than your hands AND it's better than sex with condoms. Physical sex is pretty close but not having to deal with a woman makes this thing worth every autism buk.
Positives
>Feels like sex
>When you cum, your cum literally gets sucked out of your penis creating an amazing feeling and you can last a couple seconds while doing this
Negatives
>Cleanup required or it will smell
>Have to hide it well from anybody. If you're paranoid buy a safe ormove out
10/10
This + VR = No more need for women in your life. Happy new year
>>25389622
i have three sinks you fucking pov
>>25391836
Need more data, is your dick mutilated or normal?
You say it feels like sex but cutfags have no idea what sex feels like.
>>25391836
What are your favorite models?
>>25391210
Vaginas feel better then anuses, though.
>>25391986
>le fourskin maymay
That's literally the only thing you can think of to put yourself above somebody else?
>>25389622
>Question
how do you tell if you've cleaned it good enough?
>>25392041
Anything from Tenga is pretty good.
If you're cheap get the tenga eggs.
>>25391986
Mine is still intact and working perfectly. Only got a slight curve going on but it fits snuggly. If I you're mutilated you can still enjoy the sucking sensation which feels amazing.
>>25392303
>not knowing that not having a foreskin reduces your sensation by 50%
>2016
>>25392497
If there isn't semen on it?
If it doesn't smell?
>>25389776
>Just hide it, anon.
>She shouldn't be snooping.
What if your parents open all your packages?
>>25392843
Uh-huh, percentages are a totally valid way of measuring pleasure.
Why don't you ask men who were circumcised after adulthood? Because they all seem to think it doesn't make a difference, or even prefer being cut.
>>25389786
You're right, they're 20 bucks
>>25390784
You must be retarded if fleshlight seems hard to clean. If you don't condom it's maybe 30 seconds of cleaning tops.
>>25390949
Fleshlight would fix your problems. What drug would you need? Aren't you a little young for needing viagra?
>>25393164
I am not home right now so I cannot show you the evidence, but it is fact that a lot of fine touch receptors are removed, and that the foreskin is the most sensitive part of the penis.
Those people who get circumcised as an adult generally have issues like phimsosis, meaning their glans was covered and didn't have the same action as that who didn't have that disorder.
>>25390951
Under your mattress, in your backpack, under a bookshelf, in your pillow, in your drawer, in your closet, there's a ton of places. We just mean your typical 6 to 8" long by 1.5 to 1.75"er right? Logistics should be easy unless it's a gargantuan dragon dildo, in which case you could call it an edgy statue or bookend since no one would even consider it actually being used for sex except other dragon dildoers. Hell, even some of the regular size glass or steel dildo could serve as paperweights or desk art.
>>25393592
>the foreskin is the most sensitive part of the penis
Stopped reading.
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>25393651
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23374102
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17378847
>>25393164
That doesn't even compare. Decades of keratinization is very different from just getting the most sensitive part of your body cut off.
>>25393700
Ha, as if you're undeniable proof means anything compared to my feelings.
I owned two fleshlights, lisa ann pussy and tory black anus.
Both felt very good, but the cleaning process is such a hassle holy shit...and you also have to cover them in cornstarch or else it gets sticky and dirty.
Also owned a black tenga flip hole. It felt really weird but also crazy good. Less realistic for sure but a treat to your dick. Cleaning was a bit less annoying but the whole thing was more fragile and made much more noise.
I threw them away because of how much pain it was to take care of them.
>>25393700
>based on self-assessment
hmmmmm
>>25393879
You are super stupid. Wear a condom or hold it up to a faucet and run cold water through it. How is this a hassle? Corn starch is completely unnecessary. It comes with a flashlight shaped case. No dust gets inside.
How did it take you buying 3 toys before you realized you were too stupid to manage turning a knob and holding something under the stream for 30 seconds? You think a gf will require any less work? They take way longer than 30 seconds to clean. And they talk and do stuff too.
>>25393419
>bootleg fleshlights
Even worse
>>25394066
Shut the fuck up shill, it's a huge hassle to clean and dry, everybody knows that. Piss off
>>25394334
If you're retarded maybe. It's not a hassle to anyone not retarded, and there's no cleanup at all with a condom. The only people saying it's a hassle are roasties afraid of some competition and white knight bitches who have never even seen a real vagina or a thermoplastic elastomer one.
>>25394331
>implying all fleshlight don't come from china
It's not bootleg, it's factory direct. If even $23 is too much you can get a super head honchhoncho for $8.
>tfw I have trouble keeping an erection in my Venus Clone.
It's a bit too loose for me I think.
>>25389622
>not getting the 20 lbs of loli version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32cOWOofp_U
>>25393879
How can the flip hole be a hassle? All you have to do is flip it open and rinse it with water. It's like 80 bucks for something that will last you 2 - 3 months. These things aren't made to be used for years so don't bother with the cornstarch. Just use good quality lube that doesn't leave debris.
Why is busty aichan so expensive? You can't even stick your weeny in it.
>>25391341
iktf
>lazy fucking post office don't deliver on new years eve despite it not being an actual public holiday in my country
Had a tenga flip hole, loved it to death but I think i got a UTI from it. I remember going to town on it one day and the next thing I know it feels like I'm triggering a flamethrower every time I went to piss.
Last time I had any sex (unprotected oral, protected vaginal was a month prior so I'm sure that wasn't the reason why my cock became a magma deposit. I washes the tenga after each use too. I theorize that all the lube I used somehow went inside my urethra when I was slipping it the the old one eyed beast.
Since my parents open up all my packages, what I do is I make my own. I get a rubber glove and a towel and wrap the towel around the glove and stretch the glove so that it resembles a puss puss and then I add baby oil
Sure it's loose and worse than a real fleshlight, but it feels better than my hand
>>25396128
Same here man. Even though I am 20 my parents open up all my packages and do not allow me to leave the house without a real good reason. I have really expensive uni loan so I can't even leave until I finish my degree. Fucking prison life.
So the old glove and towel is the best I can do. If you want to 'upgrade' your creation a bit use a pringles tube, sponges and a glove. Gives it a bit more firmness and resistance.
>>25394537
Dude it's a fucking bootleg. You're paying for trash. The texture is garbage as well.There are much better legit holes you can buy for the same price
Reminder that the foreskin is man's built-in vagina.
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Foreskin_gliding_action_in_masturbation.ogv
>>25393164
>>25393592
I am home right now because not habing feeling in my penis really fucked with my head in highschool when I was supposed to be habing normal sexualization.
I tried nutting in one of these things and my cock became way too sensitive as I neared orgasm
it was actually not pleasant
Besides onahole to keep me from the temptations of the outside world I was thinking of getting into buying dolls so I have something to talk to err like a daughter or somethin. But I live with my parents and getting one would probably seal the deal that I'm a huge faggot. Though they already seen my loli lifesize tapestry behind my door and my mom finds my dakimakura cute.
But dolls, I dunno about dolls. My dad would probably break it and these shits are expensive. But I want one so badly.
>>25396205
For a bootleg it sure looks and feels exactly the same. So I buy from the factory instead of American warehouse, who cares? I just want to cum. What are these more legit holes you mention? I don't want realism. If I wanted that I'd have sex. I want something better. I have no brand loyalty, so give me names.
>>25393164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtN7JmMUfZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAHGFx95D80
>>25393049
You can have it shipped to your local post office and pick it up there.
>>25390852
are you using enough lube?
have you tried adjusting the pressure using the turning bit on the back?
>want tenga flip
>cleaning and shit sounds terrible still
>have to close porn
>solid snake my way to the bathroom
>send jizz down the sink which is gross
>don't want to scrub it out with fingers
>sneak my ass back to my room again
>let that bitch dry again
>worry about smell
>worry it's not clean enough and will be gross enough to breed Flood spores that will destroy my dick
Buying large amounts of lube sounds unpleasant for my wallet too since I'm poor and will be using the tenga a lot.
>>25391836
Which models or types would you recommend ?
>>25397073
I forgot to add that using condoms is stupid, will ruin the experience, and cost a little money every time I fap.
>>25397073
I feel ya m8. I might buy a tenga egg and have my way with it one night then toss it. Just give no fucks about it and not care about cleaning it afterwards.
I'd have to order it and I don't know how I'd do it without my parents getting to it first.
>>25390949
it IS a fix for your problems
going through the trouble of getting a girlfriend would introduce more problems than it would solve
>>25397273
But the cost per fap increases way more if you use an egg every time.
>>25393651
The foreskin includes the ridged band. The ridged band has been shown in histological analysis to have a greater density of specialized sensory end organs (including tactile corpuscles) than the glans penis.
>In the glans penis, encapsulated end-organs are sparse, and found mainly along the glans corona and the frenulum [43]. The only portion of the body with less fine-touch discrimination than the glans penis is the heel of the foot [45]. In contrast, the male prepuce ridged band (Fig. 7) at the mucocutaneous junction has a high concentration of encapsulated receptors [46]. The innervation difference between the protopathic sensitivity of the glans penis and the corpuscular receptor-rich ridged band of the prepuce is part of the normal complement of penile erogenous tissue.
Reference
Cold, CJ. Taylor, JR. The prepuce. British Journal of Urology, Jan. 1999. Volume 83, Suppl. 1: Pages 34-44
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1046/j.1464-410x.1999.0830s1034.x/abstract
>>25397163
Either get a Tenga Flip for the ease or get one of these for the full experience:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32cOWOofp_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbscfbneN9s
Puni Ana DX is probably the best onahole you can get. Better than real pussy in terms of sensation and tightness.
>>25389622
I have this exact model of Fleshlight. It's worth every penny, WAY better than using my hands.
>>25397904
How do the tenga compare to fleshlights and how long do they last?
>>25391653
Those normies are missing out!
They will never know what true masturbation feels like!
guys i can only buy from ebay
what a nice cheap one that ebay sells
>>25399442
>ebay
Nigga that shits gonna be used
Why can't you just order from Fleshlight.com?
>>25399479
they don't deliver to me or the delivery costs more then the item
>>25399442
>what a nice cheap one that ebay sells
Everything from ebay are cheap chinese bootlegs. Doesn't matter what you pick.
>>25399534
Why don't you live in America?
>>25397073
>>25397210
Cleanup is pretty simple really. If you're worried about smell from sitting water then use 70 or 90% alcohol, just a capful after you rinse. Lube is $2 a little tube. I get a couple months from. Condoms do lessen pleasure but it's easy cleaning, and helps train you. If you can cum condom in toy then you should be able to cum in a girl raw with some focusing.
>>25389975
I know reddit gets a lot of hate but I'd say it's pretty good for porn or fap material in general. Women post their nudes there like it's their job.
>>25399562
i didn't get to choose where i was born
>>25391836
2015 resolution was to at least get laid or kiss by the end of the year, i've now reached maximum autism level and not achieved either so i'm seriously considering buying one.
What sort of clean up is required? do i have to buy some special cleaning fluid and rub that shit with some branded fleshlight cleaner or can i just wash it thoroughly with some soap?
>>25397022
Enough lube and pressure cap is very loose
And no my dick is not relatively big. It's tiny small 4 and some inches that any women irl would laugh at (which is a reason why I'm a robot and have a flesh light)
hope it's not my sexual ability. I really feel the rubbing is too strong and my dick skin is soft and sensitive.
If that ever happens me inside a women, holy god I wouldn't even able to perform penetrating because it hurts
>>25399780
>Simply rinse your removable Fleshlight Sleeve with warm water from your sink and allow time for it to dry before storing. Do NOT use soap to clean your SuperSkin Sleeve. For tough cleaning, we suggest using our Fleshwash, specifically formulated to clean our sleeves. To maintain that soft feel, sprinkle a liberal amount of Fleshlight Renewing Powder on the sleeve and shake off the excess powder. We do NOT recommend the use of talcum or baby powder. NOTE: Powdering an Ice Fleshlight masturbation sleeve with anything other than Fleshlight Renewing Powder or corn starch will cause it to cloud over and lose its clear "ice" quality.
>>25395707
tfw my puni ana dx will be here MONDAY : ^)))))
>>25396368
what do you think it will feel like in a real woman? it's literally the same overpowering stimulation if you just go ham as you are orgasming. you just have to find the right rhythm for you
>>25399852
That is both hilarious and completely legit advice, thank you anon.
