>you're battling the baddie
>she's calling him daddy
What the hell are you talking about 1-m800?
>chad is happy, and you are not
>the tables will turn when he is shot
>you're trimming her pubes
>Chad's groping her boobs
>you're smhtbhfam
>chad's glazing her hams
>you're planning your build
>she's getting drilled
>You wish for death.
>Her neck feels his breath.
Life's shit, get over it.
21st century Shakespeare
>>25386534
First time on r9k. Go back to Reddit
>it's 2016
>you play with your peen
>Chad touches her spleen
>you're struggling to get to gold
>chad's creamping every inch of her hole
>She graces your dreams,
>while he makes her scream.
>>25386802
nice mae may
>>25386762
That hit a little too close, f am.
>you're cumming in your onahole
>she's kissing beneath the mistletoe
>>25386546
Adding to this
>Chad has her and you do not
>tables turn when she's not hot
>you skype her when she goes away to vancouver
>chad fucks her so hard his cock goes right through her
>you love to play vidya about pirates and mages
>she loves to blow hipster faggots with gauges
>You're playing Steam games
>She's screaming his name
>youre a frog poster
>she is a toaster
>you're stalking her facebook
>she's giving him "that look"
>The last day of the year is here, and you sit home as usual cracking a beer
>Shes out getting drunk and as if with no fear, starts whispering lewd things into his ear
> you've worked hard for years and your life is beginning to peak
> her face now of wrinkles and mind filled with grief
> she thought it'd last forever, saw no end in sight
> but must settle down now, find "Mr.Right"
> But who'd want her now? she's so used and aged
> "I guess Nice Guy Billy... he makes a good wage..."
> So on this New Years eve, bots remember
> While you're on the upstream, her flame will soon ember
> Happy New Year to all and to all a good night!
> And please my dear robots, do keep it tight
Stay up homies
>>25387870
>>25389960
highcontent comment pham
>You're up half the night shitposting
>She's up half the night getting spit-roasted
>you've been browsing /r9k/
>he's fucked her twice today
>what a happy new year this will be, be you autist or robot
>so get on nyaa, fire up some anime, and put away the buckshot
>if you're wondering, on this night, if your oneitis is as lonely as you
>let me sing you a little song just to offer you a clue
>right as evening falls, you'll be gorging on some tenders
>and she'll be calling her bf (a registered sex offender)
>on the ride to the club, she'll be yankin on his chub
>and you'll be drinking shitty whisky while you lay in your bathtub
>she'll be chugging jungle juice and grinding on Jamal
>as you're snuggled up in bed with your neko doll
>and while you're playing Dragon's Dogma on a lengthy dungeon delve
>she'll be sucking off the Chads just as the clock strikes twelve
>and as you drift away to sleep in the glow of your laptop screen
>she'll be wiping away the cum and spit, just trying to get clean
>so stop with all the crying and wipe away those tears
>I'm (probably) sure things will be different around this time next year :^)
>These are all shit.
>You should never write anything ever again.
>>25386509
>she calls you needing a ride
>he's fucking her in the ass
>he sniffing her curls
>you're practicing for girls
>You spend newyears alone
>She jumps Chads bone
>While you frogpost on a messageboard
>She gets fucked by a male horde
>You're fueled by rage and booze
>In Chad's arms tonight she will snooze
>She's shooting fireworks, getting a natural high
>You're home alone, hoping to just die
>Chad will give her a new years kiss
>You have bottles with gallons worth of piss
>you shitpost a malasyan basketweaving board
>chad impales her with his pork sword
>you laugh at frogs on the internet
>chad says things that make her pussy wet
>>25386509
>I fart, I punch and fly
>You fall, you cry and die.
>You're home alone fapping to ponies
>She gets railed by Tyrone and his homies
