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Alright you autistic, fat, fuckfails of human shit. THis is my
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Alright you autistic, fat, fuckfails of human shit.
THis is my thread in ITT: we chill and have a good time.
As long as I have a drink (see photo, plus a bottle of gin and vermouth)
I'll answer and post shit here.
Happy sth-or-other.
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Come on digglets, get outta your holes. Shitpost to your hearts' content.
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>>25384761
Bumping this shit with my dope ass martini glass
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Why would you buy glass bottles you euphoric or something buy damn canned stuff you prissy cunt.
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Where do u live op
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>>25384886
>can
>ever
Beer tastes like metal powder like that, you dumb fuck.
And you can far more easily drink from a bottle. Hands are evolutionary designed to hold bottles, not cylindrical cans.

Don't think about it too much.
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>>25384839
What does your inspirational notes say on that board boy
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>>25384931
Easy Germany.
>>25384987
lower right corner one of my favorites.
>some day
>a real rain will come
>and wall all the scum
>off the streets
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>>25385057
East Germany but from Bulgaria/USA, slightly complicated.
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What are you fellas doing tonight other than getting drunk alone?
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while were all here lets post some dirty nudes
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>>25385167
masturbation. lots of masturbation.
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>>25384972
I don't care I drink 7.5's it's all about alcohol taste for me at this point you silly germanic nazi cousin.
Zum wohl aus skandinavien.
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>>25385238
Carlsberg have these Elephantenbier here, it's 7.5, they damn good.
Prost, mein skandinavier!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
2 beers and a martini down.
tunak up in this bitch
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>>25385334
Forgot pic, forgive me >9000 robotz.
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bumping shit shit
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>>25385627
going slower for an hour or so
second martini, too lazy to shake, used ice
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postan my new year's resolutions
Last year's were relatively failed, I did nofap over 100 days then got drunk and fapped, I did another 30 and 20 days but the other times was just godawful. Not much success, and i did drink alot, so good..year??

This year it's a solid nofap and lot's of reading, just everything I've downloaded and find interesting, takes the mind off of how much of a failure you are to yourself.
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>>25386001
I don't even know what to write, I'll just bump your thread so you get some worthwhile answers i guess
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>>25386001
>doge memes
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>>25386203
I lurk a lot and rarely post, I know many other do so as well. I'd like them to just, you know, say what's on their mind, whatever it may be.
Communicate a bit.
Thanks for the response, anon.
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sippin some pale ale i got for xmas, listening to the timesplitters 2 soundtrack (currently on mexican mission this shit is intense) for some reason and lurking
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>>25386276
It's a pretty good chalk rendition of ze meme, I recon.
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>>25386278
I used to post quite a lot well thought posts, i avoided shitposting, but nowadays i feel like my opinion's worthless, a big shit in a big pile of shit. Sadly my parents know how I am and took me away from home so I can't kill myself or waste all money on drugs/booze.
I searched the entire building, they even hide knives and lock doors.
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>>25386439
Killing yourself is the easy out, anon. You gotta see the big picture and be the better man, be the best you can be. I'm not a model worth looking up to, too, but I try and I'll keep fucking trying til my last breath.

Don't give up, dude. We all can make it happen, just don't stop.
perseverance is key
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAVIZe5lKow
For everybody out there :j
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>>25386688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbeaBEX-x2M
Respond, you fucktards. You know you have something to say.
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>>25386841
i genuinely don't. My head is empty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhh-MJVWwXY

at least i can still bump
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>>25386001
Stop being a fucking memelord you autist
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>>25387016
>autist
I don't know who here doesn't use proper punctuation, you fucking scum
>>25386920
Au contraire, mon ami. You shared a wonderful piece of music.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgzk5E8O9JI
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>>25387282
Depression music hitting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFUzvbkEvRk
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>tfw drinking and listening to Rakuen from Wolf's Rain while the radiator hisses in my room

I honestly haven't been this comfy in all of 2015
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im smokin a cigar (cohiba) + some scotch shit is p cool
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>>25387624
Fancy mofo, ups to you, my nigro.
>>25387570
Comfy is where it's at, just gotta be comfy all the time. I wish I could roam this would in just a blanket and headphones.
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>>25387777
Wow, nobody to recognize my siq quads, so rude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7v0V58V3Uw
Opening a new brewsky.
Cheerrs, you non-repliant cunts.
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>>25387512
great song, genuinely enjoyed it
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>>25388248
The dudes are really good, imho. There are other similar artists, sadly, can't think of any names to bestow upon to you.

I'm listening to acdc and similar artists havin' a whale of a time.
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>>25387212
>proper punctuation
>euborix negbeard
>*dips fedora* :-DDD
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>>25384723
Shit son... I suddenly loves you. Get drunk and have a good one!
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>>25388568
Mah nigga, 2 martinins & 3 beers deep, and n.y.'s, like, 1h 20' away, I got so much more to shit-fucking-face myself, I'll be born anew tomorrow after so much alcohol.
>>25388527
Can't seduce dem ladies without proper punctuation *tips comma*
the fuck is a euborix tho
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Nigga, I feel this is a good time to play hold the motherfucking ear rape song hold the line
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl6diqYfTfo
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>>25388773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHkOJ1qNSi4
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1 hour to go middle european time MGT MET something plus or minus 1 AFUCK KNOWS I ONLY KNOW I AINT DRUNK ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT
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Swedebro is that you again? Can you punch out a liberal
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>>25388637
>*tips comma*
>the fuck is a euborix
>proper punctuation
>doge meme
>you scum
>fine piece of music
>opens thread with edgy shit like "you autistic, fat, fuckfails of human shit to fit in

I know you just got off the boat from 9gag or reddit a few days ago and probably 16 years old but I just reaaaally want you to know that you are unwelcome here and will never fit in. Now gtfo wid ur cringy shid faggod :-DDD
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>>25389173
Almost a good try, but not even close, mah nignog. Still not know what a euborix is. How about you stop being a piece of shit in the rain and be a nice person for once?
Plus it's the 'absolutely haram' thing, not doge.

Here's a nice song for you all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgzk5E8O9JI
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