Ok robots, fuck it, lets write a true story line by line, me first
>be me
>>25384274
>be gay as fuck and ugly too
>>25384298
>kill myself. the end.
>go to heaven
>or is it?.gif
>first things first
last thing that sucked my cock was
I T S P R E S E N T Y E A R
>>25384274
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>I was drawn out of the dream by my parents' screaming. They were fighting again. I buried my head in my pillow and tried to block the sound out.
>awildgodzillaappears
>and that's when I became the big guy
>>25384457
>sister comes in room
>"ANON, GET OUT OF BED"
> I lost my virginity to a hooker Couldn't get it up and couldn't cum.
>>25384274
>>25384298
>>25384328
its already over, you faggots
/thread
>>25384496
Not yet fag
