>2015 is over and I still don't have a Jake Gyllenhaal beard
Fucking kill me. Is 2016 gonna be just as bad?
>have brown hair
>beard grows in red
>look like a clown if I grow out my beard
C'est la vie
>tfw my New Years resolution is completely out of my control
>I'll never be able to fuck a qt solely because my beard is Jake Gyllenhaal tier