>tfw no cool black sperg friends to play smash bros and tekken with.
Ich bin dein Freund. Schalten Sie die Konsole.
>tfw I'm the cool black sperg friend
feels weird only having white friends who post on the 4chins
>tfw no nigger friend to joke about sending back to Africa
>had a sperg black friend who played street fighter with me after school everyday for 2 years
>his older brother gets out of jail
>his older brother introduces him to some girls
>he loses his virginity
>he hits puberty hard and grows 5 inches and becomes 6'2", he grows wide shoulders and a wide masculine face and jawline
>he starts to avoid me
>he slowly becomes very popular
>he became a Tyrone by losing his virginity
>>25383013
If you actually hang out with black people you would realize the "cool black sperg" gets made fun off all the time by black people, especially if he hangs out with white people.
>tfw when no cotton plantation with a hundred slaves
>>25383151
Is that why you hang out with whites? Are you bullied by the big mean bucks?
>had said black sperg friend in college
>every day for lunch he ate an entire pie of pizza and drank two liters of pepsi
>would play only snk fighting games when I liked street fighter
>he eventually drops out and cuts communication
>>25383427
Look him up and let us know how many feet he has.
>be black but normie
>girlfriend, party, friends all that at my university
>love this dorky guy on my hall named David just because he's ridiculously nice to me and always talking about video games
>never have down time to hang out with him so worried he thinks I don't like him
BBC is a blessing and a curse
