You guys got any ideas how to raise a daughter so that she turns out a lesbian? Let's be honest, it would make it a lot easier as a father.preferably not a butch dyke
>>25382456
I've heard that lesbians don't like hard wood floors or tiles.
Avoid them in your house.
>>25382456
you fucker haha. stop with the baby talk and just tell us you wank to your daughter haha
Try feeding her just the right amount of testosterone boosting foods.
Act to her like she is a boy instate of a Girl, also give her boy clothes, dont Let her interact with her mum she will have bad influence on her.
>implying that doing certain things can "make" someone homosexual
Being gay is not a choice.
Sure there are people who "say" they are gay and experiment with the same gender, but I believe that if one is "truly" homosexual then they are then so from birth.
Homosexuality is just how your brain is wired...
>>25382522
OP said he didn't want a bulldyke.
I think you misunderstand how homosexuality works
>>25382502
I'm 18 you fool. Would you seriously be okay with your daughter getting messed around by asshole boys? I am one, I know how it goes.
>>25382541
I think it can be environment or genes or both or neither really. Everybody is different. there are many factors as to why. Development is one of them.
>>25382456
What is it with lesbians and blue hair?
>>25382456
oppression and scare tactics
>>25382562
I have a young daughter. I can say I probably won't give a fuck when she comes to that age, as long as she's safe, doesn't catch a bug or get knocked up.
My parents let me do whatever the hell I wanted as long as I was safe and didn't lose sight of responsibility and I honestly wound up a lot less fucked up than all of my peers who were overly sheltered growing up. In fact, a good number of them are dead, on drugs or in prison as I say this.
>>25382456
Pavlovian conditioning?
When she's young, give her chocolate or something every time she she's a beautiful woman on TV. Chocolate gets to the pleasure centre of the brain. She'll see beautiful women and associate it with pleasure. (make sure it's low fat chocolate or somethin'.... actually, probably find a way to make beautiful women good without food...). Also do the same for watching music video's, specifically, dubsteb/dance type music.
As she gets older and starts to feel... y'know... horny... You need to reinforce the women = pleasure part...
This is where the shitty music video's comes in. She'll like the music as it'll remind her of her childhood, (and the positive reinforcement) and the entire time watching the music video's online, she'll see them full of barely clothed, sexy women. The shitty music that she associated with pleasure will now be associated with sexy women.
So she'll think, pleasure = sexy women.
She'll probably masturbate to these music videos.
>>25382541
Come on, you have got to at least be able to influence it to some point.
>>25382616
>lesbians
>coloured hair
here's why
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism
(I can't believe that the link alone was not an original comment).
>>25382456
Female sexuality is very fluid, so you just have to coax her in the right way. Leave sexy yuri mangas around for her to "accidentally find" during her developmental years, so her sexuality will be shaped in the right way.
>>25382456
I feel you OP. My biggest fear about having a daughter would be her becoming a teenager and some little smug son of a bitch Chad sniffing around her for sex. I'd be so happy if she brought a qt girl home and told me she was a lesbian.
>>25382773
feels good that someone else gets it, I think I could literally be capable of murder in that scenario.
>>25382759
That was likely going to happen anyway desu
>>25382733
So it's to warn men that they're lesbians, so guys don't hit on them?
When she comes of age pay a girl with a skilled tongue like Larkin Love to seduce her and give her the best head o f her life... she will never even look at a boy again
>>25382715
Damn, son. Sounds preddy good and simple enough. Any evidence of something like this working for sexuality?
You can't do much about it. It s known that mothers are always the one who fuck up their kids. Butch, domineering mother that makes her pathologically dependent on her should do it. All you have to do is be absent and gross.
>>25382759
no that will just turn her into a deviant
instead you should let her watch slice of life shows like yuru yuri
>>25382456
>tfw currently trying this with my sister
>tfw ask her if she thinks any girls are pretty
>tfw we occasionally talk about pretty girls and I show her pictures of pretty girls and sometimes we take turns kissing the pictures
>tfw my sister might be my best friend
>>25382890
Not that I'm aware of...
I don't really think anyone's been callous enough to try.
I'd have to go one for a long time, for stronger reinforcement, for one thing.
Another reason there probably isn't much on this is because it'd be career suicide for researchers.
LGBT type people like to believe that they are just magically the way they are. They don't want an explanation. The idea that someone wants to find a "cause" for them would cause much controversy.
There is a reason for everything. Hetro's exist because evolution, we need to reproduce to survive. We're not straight because of "magic".
Nothin' is magic, everything has a cause.
But finding a single cause (out of many possibilities) would upset the LGBT community and get any researchers tossed out on their asses.
>>25382992
woah tell me more. How old is she?
>>25382992
why? and how old is she?
>>25382715
but she'll have shit taste
>>25382992
>we take turns kissing the pictures
>>25382937
>>25382996
They tried the opposite however. To turn gay people straight with punishment. At most they got traumatized to the point where being touched by a same sex person gave them PTSD nam flashbacks. Didn't make them like dick/vagina though.
You're an idiot, OP.
Lesbians are 10 times sluttier than straight roasties
And the worst part is that they are EVEN MORE self absorved and huge attention whores.
I hope you enjoy raising a tumblr special snowflake
>>25382456
Implying most lesbians don't treat eachotehr like absolute shit. Your chances are better for her to find a good husband than a lesbian nutjob.
>>25382456
Anime makes guys gay, so that should work the same for women
Be sure to expose her to a lot of yuri.
>>25383142
Shitty parenting makes men gay. Anime makes them autistic transbians.
>mfw OP turns into that guy and his daughter and her friends are freaked out by him
>>25383093
They tried it on fully developed adults.
Not people they were raising.
Anyone knows how to turn gf bisexual?
>>25382996
>>it'd be career suicide for researchers.
True, didn't think about that.
I guess I am going to have to take one for the team.
>>25382996
Chinese will probably fix this in the future, they don't give a fuck about ethics or moral and so a shitlot of experimental investigation
>>25383119
Lesbian does not equal attention whoring special snowflake tumblr cunt, get off the internet my friend, your vision is clouded by memes.
>>25383207
what does that even mean? And what face when?
>>25383119
Yeah, lesbians are mean as hell. All my relationships have been abusive.
>>25382456
If you really want to try this OP. I'd say expsoe her to subtly les/bi media. I think Wheel of Time series, Revolutionary Girl Utena, and Xena Warrior Princess affected my sexual development.
>>25383253
Watch porn of threesomes and some lesbian stuff with her. If she enjoys it, then ask if she'd like to try some of the things the porn to "mix things up".
>>25382456
>Let's be honest, it would make it a lot easier as a father.
Not if I have to watch a goddamn three hour movie about her being gay?
God, Blue is the Warmest Colour is such an awful flick.
Also how do I make my lesbian daughter develop a foot fetish? I want to make sure she has the patrician fetish
>>25382867
Thing is, you'd have to wait until she was a little older. So unless she was already having feelings for women for some reason, all this would do is confuse and sexually frustrate her. She'd probably go bi or "experiment".
>>25383194
>shitty parenting makes men gay
>squares actually believe this
>>25382495
This post is originally underrated.
Women supposedly are generally less monosexual than males - as in they are more likely to be bisexual then men (i think). So probably things that encourage her that you would be fine with her being gay will make her more likely to sway towards women.
I think small bits of the conditioning stuff would work, but to do it to the extent suggested here would probably give her some dissonance issues, because she may end up being not interested in women but having a reaction to them that she doesnt really feel if that makes sense?
>>25382456
That's fucked up man, why would you even.
>>25382456
Girls worship their fathers. Just praise lesbians for being things like "brave", beautiful, and independent around her. If she grows up seeing that you think highly of lesbians, both sexually and for nonsexual reasons, she'll want to be one to get your attention and approval. Keeping her away from her mother will also help with this.
