The Highschool Jock has picked you to be quarter back on the last play of the big game. What do you do?
Fumble so I crush the hopes of all those normie faggots
>>25382295
> run towards bleachers
> find some cunt Stacy
> throw it right into her face
> run away
> acquire free football gear to wipe ass on
>>25382295
hand it off to the running backI don't know how to throw a football properly
if we're down by a touchdown and there's 40 yards to go I'll make up some bullshit about how I was trying to fool the defense in such an obvious passing situation
Wonder how the fuck I got onto the football team and why
I never watch sports
I don't know what the rules are or how to play
Spike it into the ground and laugh as my team mates freak out because we lost.
>mfw it's just a game bro
I'm a britfag who has no understanding of the rules of American football. So I guess I'll get the egg, sprint past the colored gentlemen on the other team then kick it over the big tuning fork at the end.
obviously the only reason I would get a chance to play is because my team is really far ahead and they're letting everyone on the short bus have their turn.
>>25382877
sounds like rugby m8
>>25382295
grab ball
grab meme arrow
>meme succesfully
> get in huddle
> pick out small but quick dindu with dreadlocks
> chicken and pineapple in the end zone
> niggingintensifies.jpg
> Can barely contain himself as he runs after the snap
> Sprinting like the 5-0 on his ass
> Shout "Leeroy, don't forget your purple drank!"
> throw the ball with a perfect arc over 60 yards
> TOUCHDOWN!!!!
> Chads be in awe, cheerleaders already kneeling to suck my dick.
> Leeroy returns, pissed off look on his face.
> "Bitch where ma chicken an wadamelon?!?"
> ohfuck.wvm
> get raped by all the niggers on the team for lying about fried chicken.
I'm a Brit, did I manage to capture the essence of Handegg correctly?
>>25382295
Do the shittiest throw and run off to the car hoping they don't catch on fast to beat my ass.
>>25382574
This is the only correct answer.original comment
>>25382295
Assume it's a joke that ends with me as the ass. Either blow their minds or leave, it depends.
In middle school I wasn't the last guy to be picked for teams. In fact they actually wanted me on their teams since I was one of the fastest runners on the team.
>The Highschool Jock has picked you to be quarter back on the last play of the big game.
SHIT! That means I'm literally the retarded kid that they let score a touchdown during a blowout game to make him feel good. This would happen at least once a year. My school never did it but others would/
>Take the snap
>Play action fake to Latyrone
>Roll right
>Throw a Favre like dart right past the safety to DeJamalius on the post route
>He trots into the endzone
>Fans roar in celebration
>I take my helmet off and point at Stacy as I my lineman pick me up
>Coach shakes my hand says "good job kid"
>Father says "I'm proud of you son"
>Make out with Stacy later that night on a point that looks over the town
>She a
>>25382295
>American "football"
>game which primarily uses hands
>isn't even a ball
Jokes on you OP I dropped out 2 months into the tenth grade.
I met a bunch of former highschool football players when I was in the Army though, they were all fatties who had bad knees lol
>>25382295
>Terribly sorry chaps, but I'm English. I don't know how to play. Flattered you chose me though.
>>25382816
Woah, mad lame, bro! Stacey was rooting for you all game bro! You can't just let her down like that.
>>25383379
Don't forget your old country pa shedding a tear in the bleachers and clapping, "thats mah boi"
Get tackled once and fake an injury to get out of it.
>>25384458
Oblong chuckin'
