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>liking metal past your 20s
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>liking metal past your 20s
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>>25382266
>Watching anime past the age of 15
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>>25382266
>posting b8 on 4chan
>ever
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>>25382266
>dancing in public past your 40s
Go to sleep Mauricio.
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>posting a bait pic for argies
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>>25382506
but it isn't bait

metal is easily the worst genre (not including country and western of course) it is literally just guys with long hair playing as fast as possible
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>going on 4chan past age 13
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>Being right-wing in southamerica
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Death Grips and Crystal Castles 4ever tbhfam
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>>25382266
>still haven't got any friends at past your 20s.
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>>25382335
anime is still worlds more acceptable than metal. You see normalfags all the time in this day and age bring up stuff like Attack on Titan, Sidonia, even part time overlord. You NEVER hear people talking about metal, unless they're discussing WHAT THEY USED to listen to when they were 15.

bad counter jab.
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>>25382266
I get punk for example, specially the hardcore shit but metal is so shit how can you like it to begin with?
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>>25383247
>it is literally just guys with long hair playing as fast as possible
kek.
>impliying you don't need to be pretty good at guitar to play that fast.
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>>25382266
>not listening to metal until you die
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>>25383349

>punk
>literally sloppy shit music on purpose for teh lulz

I mean, I like both punk and metal, but most metal musicians are millions of times more competent as musicians. whether or not you like their aesthetic.
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>>25383408
being "pretty good at guitar" doesnt mean it sounds good

look at guys like Hendrix and Santana, even Mayer. They don't play play really fast, easily much better than your average metal guitar player.

Skill =/= good music
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Good points
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>>25382266
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>>25383440
punk is good "live" music like it has so much energy but not ear grating like most metal shit

granted theres a lot of corny punk but the good shit is miles better then the "good" metal imo, metal just sounds bad i dont care how fast they can play if it sounds like crap
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>>25383453
>Hendrix and Santana
this black metal is just the perfect balance between those genres
pic related
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>>25383485
>literally two of the most soulful guitar players of all time
>thinking anything metal is similar what so ever

clearly you have no understanding of music
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>get paid to renovate boss' basement
>30y/o coworker plugs his mp3 and only plays NIN for 3 days straight
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>>25382266
>enjoying things after reaching legal working age
liking things is so childish
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more like past 14
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>>25383247
>impliying every metal song ever is fast and every fast metal song is shit
i dont get how people think they can describe a whoel genre with 1 sentence.
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>>25383516
listen the the album then come back at me
the artist is a virtuoso

the album is free btw
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Metal never stops being good. Not liking it is a meme, just like not liking anime or pizza.

What else is there that's worth listening to? I have a couple smiths albums and other whiny fag shit, but other than that it's just classical and metal, mostly atmospheric and depressive black metal, though a couple other guys like gojira manage to slip into my library.

I can't stand stupid metallica, soad, and other numetal bullshit. They should quit pretending and just play punk. Even unlistenable shit like grindcore and iwrestledabearounce is better than that crap.
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I still like Tool, Alice in Chains, Porcupine Tree and Megadeth.

They're all pretty melodic though and the first two in particular have lovely melodies so I guess they don't count as meal.
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>>25383574
Metal is overall a cringe tier genre, theres way better out there, like way better
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>>25383247
what do I listen to then?
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>>25383247
There's baiting, and then there's being mentally stuck in a preteen mentality way into your adulthood. "Genres" are defined by an industry that wants to sell identities to insecure people (teenagers). There are no bad genres, just bad artists. If you want to divide music into genres, I'll yield and divide music into three genres: Ritual/pragmatic music, popular music and art music, where most metal falls into the same genre as Justin Bieber.

According to OPs reasoning, the only music worth listening to is classical, contemporary, jazz and music inspired by these traditions, such as progressive rock.
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>>25383596
Get stoned and high on MDMA then listen to some Death Grips you pretentious cunt
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>>25383615
Applies perfectly tbhfam >>25383640
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>>25383574
>i dont get how people think they can describe a whoel genre with 1 sentence.

Because they are fucking stupid plebs who have no idea what they're talking about, probably listening to meme rap or some other modern bloop "music" made entirely on computers, and associating Metal with the shitty Mudvayne they listened to when they were angsty 13 year olds.
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>>25383619
but wouldn't that mean that the only genres are: classical, contemporary, jazz, and progressive rock.

You forgot hip hop, R&B, Punk, Soul, Electronica, House, all the shitty EDM genres like Dub Step, Folk, Country and Western (which is absolute shit), Rock Opera, Show tunes, etc.

Metal sucks. There isn't much more to it.
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>>25383665
Death Grips is a meme artist
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>enjoying any pop culture at all

other than 4chan of course
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>>25383681
i'd rather listen to yung lean then metal, its way more fun

did you forget about fun anon?
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>>25383640
>Death Grips

Fucking kill yourself you pathetic neckbarded meme nigger hipster cuck, literally the cringiest shit ever and if you listen to it you have a pair of old man's testicles glued to your deformed head for ears.
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>>25383640

How does my post sound pretentious? I'm too racist to listen to any kind of rap. Get high on dxm and listen to some Stravinsky you coal burner.
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>>25382266
>listening to rap music when you're white. Man I cringe so hard every time I see some whitey playing rap music
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>>25383712
i dont care about what surrounds the band, the music is fucking great
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>people unironically like death grips

Huh? When did this happen? Thought it was just a funny ironic /mu/ meme because they're fucking garbage.
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Unless you're a prodigious music student who can argue the relative merits/demerits of Classical era composition vs. Romantic era, you don't get to be an elitist twat.

Your Thom Yorke or Death Grips or Swans are no more "advanced" than Metallica, dumbass.
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>watching r9k talk about music
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>>25383728
>Not liking death grips
>Being a sober ass nigga

>>25383740
dxm is a terrible drug i'd rather try pcp again that was way more interesting
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>>25383349
What do people consider as metal? Old shit like steel panther and anthrax?
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>>25383750
Death Grips is quite literally shit incarnate, so how about you McFucking kill yourself
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>>25383758
No matter how advanced or technical music is that doesn't make it better. I'm not trying to say metal is bad, I love metal, I'm just trying to say idiots that think "hurr it's more advacned so it must be bettr!" are stupid and should stop trying to talk about music.
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>>25383754
Their projects are actually super good and they keep evolving

overall my 2nd favorite band, great material so far quality shit

>>25383754
DG sounds way better then metallica
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Not even a metal fan, but why is metal singled out as being music for manchildren when hip-hop is the most immature and simple to make genre?
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>>25383827
hip hop has way more diversity then fucking metal, its pretty much limitless production wise
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>>25383786

>shit taste in music
>shit taste in drugs

Imagine that, a shitty person likes shitty things.
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>>25383827
all these progressives are worried about being labelled a racist, so they can't make fun of coon tunes
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>>25383813
>McFucking kill yourself
>>>/b/ is that a way pal
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>>25382266
>playing Master of Puppets at Guitar Center
>playing Raining Blood at Guitar enter
>playing playing any shitty Maiden songs at Guitar Center
>bunch of elitists who worships tube amps
>majority of famous metal musicians relies in the "pentatonic scales + sweep picking + scooped mids + playing fast = good musician"
>max out the gains and completely destroying the sound
Man, was metal always shitty?
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>>25382266
Metal to me is a 'fun' genre. I don't find any meaning in the 'deep lyrics' like most metalfags do, I just like listening to fun guitar riffs.
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>>25383822
Normally I'd agree with you but in an earlier post you used the word "soulful" in a musical argument, so you're clearly a fucking moron of the highest order who knows nothing about minor/major melody composition.
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I'm listening to metal till the day I die and there's nothing you faggots can do to stop me.
>"stop liking what I don't like"
I want this meme to die
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>>25383845
>thinks dxm has recreational value
>is a faggot
acid, mdma, pcp, opium, etc are all miles ahead of that over the counter teenager drug, fuck off
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>>25383842
Lolno, in terms of tempo and structure, hip hop follows pop music structure very rigidly.
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Metal is fun. You aren't supposed to take it seriously, it's just loud, fast, high energy fun. I bet you're some pretentious cuck who likes Kanye West, lel.
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>>25383842
Or, perhaps, they're both incredibly diverse genres with artistic merit and you know next to nothing about music because of how closed minded you are.
>>25383869
That wasn't me though.
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I stopped listening to metal in high school. Now I listen to classical music, genere I like at the moment and animu soundtracks.

Now I like vaporwave.
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>>25383899
Sludge Metal isn't fast at all, neither is Drone, Doom, or Stoner. Why does everyone equate metal as being fast when it didn't even originate as being fast?
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>>25383898
Not nowadays they keep coming up with new styles, Alot of these newer producers are on some next level shit bro trust me

Hip Hop is going to be the best genre by 2020-2025 no doubt
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>>25383842

>5 second loop of shitty soundbite
>shitty random snare drum
>spew out some shitty ooga boogas that occasionally rhyme

I just described every hip hop song ever in 3 lines. Diversity my ass, hip hop, rap, lb, and nigger gospel are such a joke it can't even be considered music. Comparing it to something like Mayhem or Beethoven is laughable.
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>>25383923
Youre wrong and don't know what you're talking about. Hip hop hasn't changed its timing structure on 30 years and it never will. A requisite of hip hop is it's simplicity.
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>liking anything, ever

I liked something once.

Never again.
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>>25383827
because hip-hop appeals to the masses and is more integrated into society
meanwhile, metal is associated with being emotional and angsty, which is something people should naturally grow out of once they leave their parents
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>>25383842
There are dozens upon dozens of metal subgenres out there to fit a person's taste. Metal is ever evolving and will only grow strong in 2016.
Not every metal band is fucking Suicide Silence or Asking Alexandria you faggot.
There is great diversity between bands and genres.
I listen to everything from Power, Drone, Death, Black, and Progressive. And even within those subgenres there is great diversity.
Hip Hop on the other hand is just niggers dancing around talking about their bitches and drugs and money. Every fucking song is like that almost.
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>>25383842
You're confusing the texture and sounds with the actual music. Hip-hop is about as simplified as music can get. That's not necessarily a bad thing, I love hip hop.
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>>25383960
>"my life's goal is to be as normal as possible"


FFFFFFFUUUCKK OOFFFFFFFFFF FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25383928
No you didn't you fucking retard. You're just as bad as people saying metal is awful. Does this song follow anything you just described?
https://youtu.be/PGuYKYdLVo0
Or this one?
https://youtu.be/T3soqPnIjeU?list=PL9AtDq7_9CAEcQrw2SaK_74M2kMz5eed_

It blows my mind why people have to make some stupid dichotomy between genres of music and make objectively false claims such as "this isn't art" or "this isn't music" despite them following much more conservative standard of what music are than quite a lot of classical composers, particularly post-war avantgarde
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>>25383886

Just admit your a bitch who can't handle a real trip. What the fuck is 'acid' even supposed to be? You think you're tuff shit because you did half a tab of 25i-nbome?come back after you've k-holed, kid.

Pcp is alright but without a doubt below dxm. Mdma is shit, but you probably did methamphetamine thinking it was mdma so it's understandable. Mda is a better entactogen than methamphetamine or mdma in every way. Opium is just nods and hardly counts as a drug. I guess it's nice that you just confirmed beyond a doubt that you like shitty drugs though.

Talk about the merits of the music you like. I could use some more laffs.
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>>25383597
I agree with you completely, but those bands aren't the stereotypical metal OP is referring to.

All of the ones you listed have very unique prog-rock roots, and as they became heavier they had a likeable style that stuck with them.
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>>25383921

It's because they have no clue what they're talking about. They heard disturbed on the radio and suddenly think themselves experts on metal.
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>>25384080
And then they come here and make retarded threads like this one.
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Anyone listen to djent here? Its all i listen to. Substructure is godly
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>>25384052
>5 second loop of shitty soundbite

>shitty random snare drum
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>>25382266
>there are people on this board who don't listen to stoner meal
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>>25383827
metal is an extremely easy target for a number of reasons.

firstly, a minority of people like it. it's easier to bait than rap or whatever because you'd be drowned out by numbers in that case.

moreover, what most people are familiar with in metal is a relatively shit section of the catalogue. metal does not have its best foot forward as a genre. thus metal's reputation isn't one that protects it from mockery; if i start shitposting in /mu/ about the swans or IIII LOOOOOOVE YOU JESUS CU-RIIIIIIIIIST, people can turn around and say that i'm a pleb, that i'm the dumb one for not "getting it" and there's somehow legitimacy there

metal also carries a number of lyrical themes that are prone to being made fun of. outward aggression, glorification of high fantasy or mythology, isolation, misanthropy, and depression are pretty common ideas in metal lyrics (though metal is more diverse than most people assume) and those are all things that are easily made fun of right now. it's hip to trash what people consider "edgy"

metal can be grating or hard to listen to at times, but so can lots of other genres so i'm not sure why people cling on to that idea and associate it negatively with metal

anyway whatever. i like this album.
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>>25384071

What is the stereotypical metal op refers to? All this bullshit about fast and emotional just sounds like he got picked on by the hot topic nerds who blasted slayer in high school.

Metal is typically slower, not faster than the stuff you usually hear on the top 40 station.
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>>25384120
I know you're just meming on me now, but on a serious note do you really not think those songs (which by the way only scratch the surface of what experimental hip hop have to offer) are different in any way from what you've described? I'm genuinely curious
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>>25383786
>he doesn't like DXM
>He doesn't like god's last gift to the wageslave
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>>25384110
>Anyone listen to djent here?

Even worse than Death Grips. The worst meme "genre" ever that gives Metal a bad name. Fucking disgusting.

>b-but muh math
>muh 10 string guitars
>muh spaceshit and pseudo-scientifical lyrics
>muh structures

Into the pits of hell it goes.
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>>25384177
pretty sure vaporwave is the worst meme genre
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>>25383315
>anime is still worlds more acceptable than metal
Only in your head, you fucking weeb.
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>>25384162
I'm not the sameposter.

And the meme arrows I used are what I think about the song (one didn't work, I listened to "touch" by nigger styler)
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Who still going on a motorhead binge in honor of this glorious motherfucker?
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>>25384142
OP is probably referring to shit like Suicide Silence or Asking alexandria. Those bands and bands similar fall under Deathcore which is a shit genre in its own right. Any self respecting metal head will say Deathcore is the autistic kid of the metal subgenres.
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>>25384110
How bout that new Tesseract tho
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>>25384218
What kind of metal do you like?
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>>25384177
i think another problem is inter-genre warfare

it weakens the fanbase because if someone shitposts about ash borer and i'm a norwegian black metal purists i'm just like "yeah fuck that prick" instead of expressing some manner of fucking solidarity
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>>25383899
>>25383867
>>25383597
>>25383574
>>25383453
All of these are true, but the hardest part about understanding metal is that your musical taste doesn't mean you have to act like an edgelord.

You can like metal without angsty clothing
To many, the lyrics mean nothing
Liking metal doesn't mean liking every band in the genre
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>>25384242
Power metal, Death, Black, Thrash, and Progressive. I'm not really into Doom or sludge.
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Why is it that metal fans are always the biggest nu-male beta fags? Especially those wearing their "metal" attire
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>metalfags

why are they so aggressively beta?
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>>25384214
Fuck him, fucking normie trash, I hope the pleb died painfully. Motorhead is overrated as fuck and he is as well, with his pathetic tough boy act. Both only attractive to posers and meme spouting retards who try to conform by pretending to like "iconic" brands that deify the pillars of normalfaggotry (partying, drinking, fucking, riding motorcycles). Lemmy was trash, and I'm glad he's dead.
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>>25383171
juira bruja
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>>25384267

I'm pretty sure most metal heads aren't stomping around the grocery store wearing pic related. I usually listen to Norwegian shit just so the words don't mean anything to me. Why do artists insist on ruining songs with words? The voice can be an instrument, but using real words in English completely ruins it. If I wanted words I'd read a fucking book. I'm trying to relax though. They need to shut the fuck up and make music.
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>>25384309
Where has this been made the case, except maybe that they're losers? The whole stereotypical metal fan is some outcast, not a beta or a nu-male.
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>>25384342
Shut up retard.

Feeling right in the noise and the light.
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When did you grow out of metal?

Me - at 19 and only that late because I played guitar.
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>>25383696
It means that all the genres you described, except rock opera (which is more of a form than a genre) and show tunes (pragmatic music) are popular music.
It should be noted that punk and rap music were at their roots art movements, but later became industrialized and sold to white teenagers, who gobble that shit down like it's hot jizz.
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>>25384309

Lolwut? Numales as in the effete bow tie wearing faggots from reddit are listening to whiny boohoo shit like deathcab for cutie, muse, interpol, and the killers. Those are not metal even though they have the word cutie, killer, or pol in the name.
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>>25384389
>outcast

he loves to think of himself as one, but usually he's just another ugly well adjusted normie
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>>25384412
>implying the guy at the bottom doesn't listen to atmospheric black metal
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>>25384412
I hate this image.
>Went from a try hard metal faggot that listened to crap like Burzum
>To a try hard normie fag complete with thick rimmed glasses
Seriously, fuck Burzum.
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>>25384426
I never claimed to be one anywhere in my post.
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>>25384447
>>Went from a try hard metal faggot that listened to crap like Burzum
>>To a try hard normie fag complete with thick rimmed glasses
Literally me
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>>25383758
I'm a prodigious music student who can argue the relative merits/demerits of Classical era composition vs. Romantic era. I could also argue for why Swans is far more advanced than Metallica. So there. I get to be an elitist twat!
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>>25382266
What kind of metal?
Is Tool metal? Or Black Sabbath?
Or like Avenged Sevenfold and garbage like that?
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>>25384447
this guy is just a dickrider. he followed trendy metal, now he's following normalfag trends.

the only thing he grew out of was his fucking shirt. he's still the same follower he ever was.
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>>25384493
>the only thing he grew out of was his fucking shirt. he's still the same follower he ever was.
I like this.
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>>25383778
Way better taste than /mu/ t b h
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>>25384449
be honest, are you literally retarded?
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>>25384525
>butthurt because /mu/ patricians laugh about metal

lol, step up
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Why would you grow out of something you like? I stopped wearing band shirts and cut my hair when I was 18, but I still enjoy the music.
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>>25384235
I havent listened to those guys since they released Altered state. Gonna give a listen to polaris today thank you for reminding me they exist
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>>25384412

>I stopped enjoying things so I'd get a gf

Was it worth it? I got a fleshlight and it seems like a lot less trouble. There's not even a mess because condoms. Aside from not enjoying things gfs are expensive and very messy. As if that wasn't bad enough all women are without exception total fucking retards who break everything. Nonstick pan? Let's use this brillo pad as a spatula to burn dinner with. Nice clothes? Let's mix with bleach and other colors/fabrics then dry on just burn my shit up setting. Computer? Let's install shit loads of malware and pour tea on the keyboard. Never again. This wasn't an isolated thing either. I tried another girl thinking I just managed to find the world's worst girl. Aside from looking different(but dressing in the same dumpy yoga pants egg boots and graphic tee) she was a carbon fucking copy.

Fuck women, and I don't mean literally. They aren't worth it.
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>tfw no qt metalhead gf
Life is pain

Went to Duffs in brooklyn about a month ago. Nicest girl working the bar there. Fantastic ass as well.

Have you had any experience with women that are into metal?
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>>25384567
I never got a GF, I don't even care about getting one. True robots have schizoid personality
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>>25384586
>have you had any experience with women
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>>25384586

I haven't. If anything there on par with tumblr bitches. They all have tattoos, piercings, and a kill count nearing 3 digits. As if that wasn't bad enough they only like shitty metal too.

I just want a qt virgin who is able to enjoy shit. Not some tasteless whore pretending to like things just to get better access to dicks by going into a niche.
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>>25384586
This isn't a qt metalhead, anon. She's a nigger poser whore. Pic related is a qt metalhead.
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>>25384656
>They all have tattoos, piercings
>Implying this doesn't make my dick turn diamond.
>kill count nearing 3 digits.
Don't know what this expression.
>As if that wasn't bad enough they only like shitty metal too.
Preach to the choir.
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>>25384603

Consider yourself lucky then. If not for a misguided hope that a girl would touch your peepee why pretend to shop liking music though? I don't see what you get out of it. Did you know you can like music and hipster yashifashion at the same time? Give it a try. You might be surprised.
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>tfw no gf to spend new years eve in bed with, watching fireworks through the window and listening to Insomnium's Above the Weeping World
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>>25384700
I just stopped liking it, that's all. I opened on another generes. It's not like I hate metal now, I just don't listen to it.
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>>25384684

It means they almost fucked 100+ dudes, and that's only the 18 and 19 yr olds. 20+ is guaranteed to have toothpicks for bed posts(referring to them having so many sexual fuck fucking damn it I hate SwiftKey fucking nigger shit keyboard for Android.

They're such fucking whores they have notches on the bed, meaning sexual partner count, so many the bed is reduced to toothpicks.
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>>25384675
>bass player
>implying that takes any skill or devotion

It's like playing the drums but for retards, the fucking strum stick is a harder stringed instrument.
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>>25384218
>>25384377
This all makes sense
No one here is defending angstcore or dressing like an autist.
People just like the style and sound. The lifestyle associated with it is something that no one here supports
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>>25384586
Metalhead gfs are shit, they mostly fat and stupid. Punk gfs at least don't pretend they are not slutty and goth gfs don't give a fuck.
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>>25384776
Did I speak about her skill, faggot? I only mentioned that she's a true metalhead and not some poser nigger whore wearing an Iron Maiden shirt because it's hip.

Now here's a truly talented Metal qt.
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>>25382266
>Being beta in Argentina
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>>25384218
>liking metal
>wanting to be a viking past the age 12
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>>25384868

I actually want to go to Argentina. I'm going to pick up bitches at a milango and have lots of sex after they see my sweet tango hachachas.
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>>25385075
Vikings are alpha as fuck
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>>25382266
he's cute desu family
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>le I don't listen to metal yamyam
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>metalbabies
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>>25382266
>listening to ultra hipster underground "muh unique genre" faggot music.

Remove yourself from this life OP.
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>>25385368

>liking le worst grill
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>being virgin past the age of 15
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>>25385410
At least I don't like metal.
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>>25384412
I would have stayed in the metal phase than becoming in a turbo faggot like the one depicted in the picture.
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>>25383867
since when do metalfags care about lyrics? lol
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>>25382266
Aguante Scioli vieja, Peron Vence, Cristina Vuelve.
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>mfw im going to keep listening to metal and wearing the shirts just to piss little bitches like OP off

i think getting your jimmies rustled over other people's music taste is far more autistic than any kind of taste
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>>25385465

And this is why metal taking itself seriously sucks.
The only saving grace of pop music is fun lyrics, take that away and...
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>>25385572
Feel free to keep providing us with free entertainment.
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>>25385673
stay mad that people like things you dont like (^:
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>>25385689
I'm not mad though, people like you keep fuelling my smug sense of superiority.
Thanks for your contribution.
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>>25385725
you're feeling smug? so am i
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>>25384053
Ketamine is not better then DMT or acid WTF are you doing
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>>25384586
Like all alternative women, 99.9% of metal chicks have borderline or histrionic personalities and are more degenerate sluts than even your typical club-going normie.
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>>25384342
You're just jealous coz your fuck streak will never be in the quadruple digits
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>>25384776
Can you play the drums or bass (properly not fucking root note shit)?
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>>25383315
>I only like things that are socially acceptable to like
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post good metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu9o8oMmPFI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdfYVfHK3HQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GrwsO2fjfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH2BAn8gZr4
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>>25382335
>>25382266
>21
>like both
>mfw
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>>25384554
What do you usually weat now? I'm thinking of doing the same thing but only when I feel like dressing more like a normie.
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how edgy you need to be to appreciate metal?
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>>25385099
>Sweet tango
No pal, you need to learn how to "perrear", tango is old and busted, reggaeton is the new hot thing.
Unless you're into milfs.
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>>25389724
>reggaeton
Welcome to 2005, faggot.
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I still occasionally listen to Tool and puscifer.
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>>25382266
13-33 now, faggot.
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>>25382266

>being so omega you think the music adults listen to matters
>being so omega that you're ashamed of the shit tier music you liked as a teenager and trying to project that onto others

OP 100% confirmed for embarrassed metalcore fan.
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>>25383247
>not including country and western of course
country can be p good though, it just isn't sexy enough to attract the attention of /mu/, college students, or urban 20 somethings
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>>25382266
>not listening to symphonic metal

it's ok to be retarded, but it's not ok to be retarded in public
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>>25383299
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO let's go senpai
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>all the butthurt metal children in this thread

not even OP. Stop listening to justin bieber for edgelords you fucking fags.
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>Listening to anything but Baroque music which is objectively the pinnacle of the compositional art in the West.
Stay pleb.
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>>25391137
Mah nigga, what are you listening to?
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>not listening to deafheaven and recognizing them as an incredible band
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More like
>liking metal past your early teens
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>>25385862

Oral dmt is cool, but acid doesn't mean anything but drug that fits on blotter. It's the ultimate kiddy drug. And yes, ketamine and dxm wipe the floor with acid. I don't mean babby doses. I mean proper trips.
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Metal is trash. Grow up and listen to something like folk or dreampop.
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>>25391137
>considers himself a baroque music enthusiast
>can't even play Greensleeves on a 16 course Archlute in Aeolian tuning

Who invited the pleb patrol?
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>>25391287
My favourite interpretation of the classic Bach organ pieces.
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>>25391428

Moar like fuck and dreampoop

I'd rather listen to babymetal than your bullshit any day
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MACRI
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>>25391477

Bach is cool but he only has than one song, and Stokowski plays it best using an orchestra instead of the organ like it was written for. Kind of an embarrassment really.
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>>25382335
look a bunch of idiots who should know better
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>>25391539
I think Bach is more about the contrapuntal structure and his music is supposed to be serene and contemplative. Big orchestra makes it sound too dramatic and romantic.
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Does /r9k/ prefer faster metal or slower metal?
Fast:
>Power
>Death
>Progressive
>Melodic Death
>Grindcore

Slow:
>Drone
>Stone
>Sludge
>Doom
>Heavy
>Black

I'm more for slower ones (drone and sludge / doom are my favs). I also think teens like more of the fast ones were more adults like slow metal.
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What's everyone's problem with country?
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I'm a social outcast with 0 (zero) friends who gets all his opinions on what he should and shouldn't like off 4chan: The Thread.
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>>25391849

It's a meme. I'm playing garth brooks right now. Country, metal, and classical are the only good genres. All the faggots pretending to like hip hop and rap and just suffering from white guilt and retardation.
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>>25392022

You realize 4chan likes metal, right? This is just low level b7 from reddit.
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>>25391798
Fuck yeah Acid Bath, I didn't know other people listened to them
As I got older I got more into sludge metal like Black Sheep Wall, Admiral Angry and Love Sex Machine
My heart will always have a spot for some Black Dahlia Murder though
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