>"I'm sorry I've been so ill this past week Anon. If you want to go out without me tonight to celebrate the new year I'll understand. Are you sure? Oh Anon, but I don't want you to be stuck here with me if you don't want to. Sure, sure? Okay, how about I make us a real fancy meal then, just to say thank you? Then I guess we can lie here in the dark and watch the fireworks over the river together, or watch a movie, whatever you want to do. Okay?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bXUclvLSXg]
>"Oh wow look at that one. Gosh you know I just realized I haven't watched fireworks up close in like, five years. Thanks for this Anon, and not just tonight. I've really enjoyed visiting your hometown and meeting your family. I can tell they mean a lot to you and that they a lot of you. I love you a lot Anon, I know it sounds silly saying it out loud like this but I really do. Happy new year Anon, I know next year is going to be just wonderful."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwLlvcDi4PQ]
>"Anon I finally chose the book I want to buy. Sorry for making you wait. But if you ever asked me to marry you I wouldn't make you wait for an answer hehe."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOU_zWdhAoE
>"Well here it is, the new year's finally here! Hey Anon, thanks for making this past year the best year of my life. I'm so glad we met, and it feels like only yesterday when I sat by you in class and we first said hello. I still remember how tense you were when we first started hanging out, at first I thought you just thought I was annoying. I hope next year goes well Anon, and I know as long as I have you by my side it will."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKGgLLZemSU]
>>25381927
What is this thread, OP?
>>25381927
>>25382030
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>>25382928
>things no girl will ever say to anyone here
Nobody is interested in your thread you roleplaying faggot, saged.
aaah, my daily dose of suffering
>>25382962
OP is a fucking piece of shit asshole
>"Hey Anon, do you mind if I get some sleep before we get there. Oh no, I'm ok here in the front seat. I just don't want you to think I'm ignoring you if you ask me anything or distract you from your driving! Hey Anon, you know I'm always going to remember nights like this, just the two of us driving through the dark. I hope we'll be like this in fifty years, just driving like this at night. Oh stop smiling, okay I'm being gooey. I'm going to sleep now, wake me if you want to."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQPOQ7s9q0g]
>>25382963
Ignore this fag, go on OP, I want to pretend that I have a girlfriend
>>25381927
this is probably the most retarded thread I've ever seen
Why do I always read these threads if they always make me feel terrible
>"Gosh listen to that wind and rain. It sounds like the place is going to blow over. What? Oh I don't know, it just feels appropriate to whisper for some reason! Hey do you mind me lying next to you like this? It's just I remember what you said about being uncomfortable with people showing you affection and stuff, I don't want to bug you or anything."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laNmEz49k70]
>>25382030
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>>25383061
so pretty wanna stalk
>>25382049
>100 days of sodom was her choice
Kek, yeah you best marry her, quick!
>"Hey, you can come in. I mean if you want to. My housemates aren't in. Would you like a drink of anything? Yeah, no, sit anywhere you like. Wait, I'll turn on the fairy lights. I know it's kinda cliched but it makes the place look pretty. There, see? Hey budge up a little, there's room for two on here! Oh, are you calling me fat or something!? Do you mind if I curl my legs up like this, I don't want to be too forward or anything. I mean, not that I don't....Are you sure you're comfortable like this? What would make you more comfortable?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opkGfDklqus]
>>25383061
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
THIS IS TOO FAR
>"Hi Anon! Are you coming to the poetry reading today? Jack Prelutsky's going to be there! I-I'm also going to be reading a poem. What's it about? Well if you'd come, you'd find out! It'd mean a lot to me for you to hear this poem, Anon.."
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AsNmVzHeN2I
>>25383500
Thanks, literally Kekd out loud at work.
>waiting for someone to kill the immersion.
>you will never grow up in Alesund, Norway and work as a junior in the regional government office there and cycle home from work each day with your satchel bag pulled tight to your side and have the winter nights arrive early and the town lights bright as you leave work and cycle up towards where your apartment is and sit alone in your room at night and talk to your parents over skype while cooking food and drink a cold can of beer while sitting in a low chair at your floor-to-ceiling window in the small living room watching a storm coming in on over the bay and high winds thrashing the trees below which makes the glow of the streetlights beneath them inconsistent
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ySodTKVVFQ]
>you will never develop a sense of superiority over other people and interpret your loneliness and lack of social skills as evidence of your being too cerebral to be around other people who you dismiss as recklessly hedonistic and lacking self-awareness, and treat your few family members, who are the only ones who care about you, with impatience and casual cruelty, and spend your evenings and weekends posting for several hours on an imageboard online convincing yourself that the people here relate to you and you to them, but knowing all the while that your narcicissm and intuitive dislike for other people would make you not want to spend time with other people posting there in real life, and spend years and then decades becoming more obsessively individualistic and withdrawn, gaining weight and losing sexual potency, and eventually finding yourself experiencing regular bouts of hyper-awareness wherein you regret every major life decision you've ever made, and finally realize how repulsive your behaviour and mental disposition has been since early adulthood
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sbHURulMJQ]
>you will never feel confused as to how others can ever be bored and lack the imagination and capacity to entertain themselves, before begining to wonder whether it's because you've always been content with very little in life, and have never experienced anything other than a constant state of semi-loneliness and a lack of exciting and/or romantic events to make you aware of a reality that does not consist of isolation and the private consumption of various forms of media, that you are never bored but are probably a very boring person
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-MHECOqrwM]
>>25381927
This girl looks exactly like someone I know. Who the hell is it?
>you will never be at home over winter break and have your qt gf visit on the 28th of December since you went to her place over the summer and she hasn't been to your hometown yet and meet her on the train station platform and have her see you through the window and hug her and walk her to your parents' car where your mom and dad are standing in front of the bonnet smiling and talking nervously and have your gf grasp your hand tighter when she sees them and have your mom come and kiss her cheeks and hold her shoulders while smiling and have your dad put an arm around her and then say "you sure did well for yourself son" jokingly and have her shyly laugh while hooking a stray hair around her ear and then go back home and chill in your childhood room and strum your guitar for a while as you talk about random stuff and then go for a walk around your old highschool which is closed for the holidays and then back home in time for dinner as the night drawn in and find your parents in the kitchen standing adjacent with their sides touching and talking quietly as if your relationship reminded them of how they used to be when they first met
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T8PHEAHOBs]
>you will never drift from class to class in college without making any friends, looking out for the loners at first to sit by in lectures so you weren't completely alone, then convincing yourself not to care and sitting alone and going back to your room soon afterwards, and then graduate with few positive memories, and no positive memories that involved you and another person, and then find a job you hate and work there, knowing immediately that your colleagues find your quiet disposition weird and judge you to be humorless, and go home to a rented room and eat bad food and remind yourself that nobody is to blame but yourself for the way things are, and accept this fact with a sort of stoicism that is consistently undermined by an intense self-loathing which can only be overcome, you feel, by becoming apathetic towards your life, or otherwise sarcastically invested in it
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDr5vlFD78A]
>you will never listlessly watch the clock closer to 3:00 in Mr. Ratburn's class and then groan collectively as he hasn't finished the lesson and holds the class 5 minutes over to assign more homework and when he finally finishes you run to your bike but as you unlock it a soft hand grasps your arm and it's Fern asking if you'd want to stop by Meteor comics and you walk your bikes together through Elwood City to the comic shop and there's a new issue of Grotesquely Grim Bunny but you don't have enough so Fern offers to split it with you and so you both chip in and go to the Sugar Bowl to read it and Brain is there and he gives you a slight smirk because he knows you like her and you take turns reading character lines from the comic until you both realize it's dark out and you race your bikes home up until where your paths diverge and you both stop at the stop sign not knowing how to say goodbye, and not wanting to.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aNFf-2cgqDg
Plz A-anon...
It's not funny
>>25383971
>tfw this is pretty much my life apart from stoically accepting it
I didn't want this
When was the last time you experienced something similar to this /r9k/?
>>25381927
nigga you make this thread everyday
it's not the absence of a gf that makes you upset, but rather your perception and reaction to it
>>25385740
Oh god it's been like over 4 months... She was kind of a terrible person tho.
