What are your plans for tonight, robots? Any resolutions? Bought Witcher 3 the other day, getting into it now with a few bottles of cider. Later the bitter loneliness will kick in and I will try to lose consciousness as fast as possible. I am also committing to a Nofap for the month of January. What about you robots?
The same thing I do every night.
Cry
no resolutions anon, theres no point I don't keep them.
I am going to sit around with my my two dogs, order take out; watch a bunch of movies / shows, possibly smoke a little bit. just relax...I was kind of sad earlier about this, but now I've accepted it.
Once and for all, in the name of every empty promise I've ever made to myself - If I won't change my ways by tomorrow I will kill myself the same day. I don't want to die, but I can do it if I shut my brain off.
Like the time I asked a girl out. I didn't want to, I didn't dare it. But I did, I made my feet walk, I made my mouth talk. There were no emotions involved, only actions.
I can make myself get my gun and I can get myself to pull the trigger.
Happy New Year, robots.
>>25381505
My resolutions are to grow out my beard, get a katana, get a second trilby, and straighten my hair so I can get a ponytail
In 2016 I want to get cencer and die.
Sitting on /r9k/ with my dick out, probably fapping too much.
>>25381505
go out with friends and get shitfaced
you're all boring people
>>25381715
>friends
Where do you think you are lad?
>>25381686
Just eat a lot of red meat and bacon
>>25381715
you need friends to do that
