Greentext your 2015 for us brobots
>>25381074
>2015
>literally nothing happened
There
>bitchin (but hard, not americuck) final semester of senior HS
>bitchin first uni semester. 10 close friends already
>no gf, dont care
>Started of the year getting friendzoned
>she turned what were all my friends against me by claiming I raped her
>Went into depression
>barely passed the year in college
>spent summer never leaving my room only watching anime and playing games
>friendzone girl came back saying she missed me saying her boyfriend was a dick and she kinda had a crush on me
>fell for it
>started hangning out, helped her with her problems etc.
>back at college, made new friends
>new hot guy shows up at college
>friendzone girl friendzones me again starts fucking hot guy
>friendzone girl turns new friends against me too
>back to not leaving my room again
what a shitty year
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>>25381074
>virginity lost
>got a "job" as vidya journalist (basically getting paid to write about games I get for free)
>start new school, love it
>new apartment
>got new 2700$ pc
>got new laptop and cellphone
>my psycologist asked me if I wanted to do the IQ test, got 135
>spent 3/4 of my days living the neet life
>often didn't see the sunlight for 5 days straight
It was a good year.
It's been a good year after all.
>quit my job in May
>never found another one
>like, it's really that fucking hard to find work
>get pregnant in September
>finally get an interview invite just 2 days ago after countless applications
I have two babies in me right now. It's an office job so I wouldn't have to move/stand much, and I'm overweight so my pregnancy can be mistaken for fat for a while longer. The only reason I have any hope is because my sister works in the same building and the staff just might recognize my name/face. Things really accelerated in the last few months of the year....
>tfw no Gene Wolfe grandpa to tell you fucked up Borges-style fairy tales before bedtime
>>25381359
She accused you of rape any girl who would do that isnt woth helping tbqhwyf
>>25381375
>pregnant girl
Stacy's not welcome here, you know the rest ("REE", "GET OUT" and so on).
>>25381074
>shittiest year so far in my life
>can't really remember what happened, but still was shitty
And I don't really expect anything better in the future either, I mostly expect things to go even worse then now.
>miraculously got a gf
>she's lovely
>we're both virgins
>says she wants to wait until the summer holidays to make love (this was way back when)
>midway during them we hadn't met up yet
>she calls me one day on the phone utterly fucked up and distraught
>she was raped
>by a black guy
>the whole situation was fucking disgusting but throughout all of it I couldn't help but feel like I had been cheated the most out of her virginity
>realise I'm a fucking awful human being
>break up with her soon after
>college
>finish semester
>drop out
>get arrested
>go back to college
>start working full time at the same time
>full time work stops because of the fucking season change
>be here
>>25381375
>don't have a job or stable relationship
>get pregnant
>women logic
>graduate hs
>go to cs lan during summer
>drink beerio during summer
>go to uni
>do fuck all
>do well on mid terms
>chill
here it goes for 2016
>>25381545
why were you arrested
>New Year's, made out heavily with a girl at a bar, thought that this year is going to get good
>lots of stress because I had to write my final thesis for uni
>met a girl at a festival
>she's now my girlfriend
>got a job
>got a new apartment I'm going to move into in January
All in all I'm very happy with how the year turned out even though it was quite stressful from time to time.
>go into 2015 with gf, sorta cold and distant and negligent
>struggle with problems but generally keep my head down and hope things get better
>be september, we break up finally because she was a cunt
>long term friend swoops in and announces feelings, we get together
>she has lots of problems but whatever we can make it work
>turns out we can't and she dumps me for some stupid reason and then immediately wants me back
>be 27, have no time for this bullshit, say no
>tfw single on the very last day of the year
>turned 20
>only ten more years til wizard life
>got a job in feb after months of NEETing
>bit less depressed for a while since I had something to concentrate on
>10 months on, still a comfy job desu but dull and boring
>will probably be stuck in this office for the rest of my life
>not that I have any ambition anyway
>didn't do much outside of work other than go to the pub
>half of my friends travelling or uni
>pretty lonely
>went on holiday with best friend though
>breddy gud
>kissed a girl for the first time since 2013
>she was having a contest with her bf though to see who could kiss the most people
>mfw she won, fucking slut
>still got a free kiss with tongues out of it
>older brother moved out with his gf, kinda miss him but I get a room to myself now
>started collecting figma and other weeb shit, didn't get to do it before because of the brother
>told I have to move out too next year
>have no-one to move out with since no-one is ready/willing
>also no gf
>i like being alone but it'll probably get to me one day
>might an hero in 2016 depending on if things get worse or not
>still virgin
Overall kinda shitty year. Made some progress in areas but overall I feel like life isn't as fun as it used to be and is going in a direction I can't follow. I'll either be bend into shape and join normie/wagecuck life or I'll completely break and become a statistic like some of us do.
>>25381375
>quitting job before having a new one lined up
>getting pregnant while jobhunting
>being fat
>thinking everything will be fine when you have to stop working in your trial months because you're fucking pregnant
>>25381576
Criminal mischief.
>started just like any other year
>mental health seems by the year
>nothing but study and play vidya
>diagnosed as schizoaffective
>turned 21, still khv, but somehow stoped caring
>in and out mental institutions for the rest of the year
luckily my psyhosis has died down, shitty year and im not really expecting anything better in 2016
but at least i got a dog
>>25381375
You've probably thought this or been told this, but you're the worst kind of person
> My 2015
>January: Senior Year of Highschool
>have gf for almost 7 month
>in my highschool musical production to get over studdying
>February:Snowed alot, and prepared for college
>March: GF start acting up, like, doing stuff I don't like, going to parties and stuff.
>whatsheupto.pdf
>Perform the musical production, praise last for 2 days, don't care, helped get rid of studying
>April: GF starting to act like a bitch. Start questioning relationship
>planning to hold event for the musical club cause highschool doesn't fund it enough.
>most of the budget goes to the football team.
>also prom coming up
>killmenow.com
>May: Made my final college selection
>GF still a bitch
>called me drunk multiple times that month.
>was mostly problems with her
>June: graduated and went to prom
>regret prom
*DONT GO TO PROM IF YOU DONT WANT TO, NOT WORTH ALL THE MONEY, IF YOU ARE STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL*
>gf wants to take a break.
>whatever.exe
Pt.1
>Friend and i took revenge on a bully
>Managed to go to his party.
>Took his bagpack full of condoms
>Made a hole in all of them
>July: went back to DR the first time in 10 years.
>see my family, and eat good food
>stayed in dangerous parts
>was fun
>gf went to France, got into argument cause I didn't say "I love you" over text.
>that was the moment I realise what I'm dealing with
>she calls be something, I forgot what.
>don't respond to her
>August: had to attend a summer program for college
>met this cool girl
>we hung out alot
>gnarly
>September: Classes start
>get a little over whelmed
>hang out with her more with a close friend
>we slowly form a trio of friendsship
>gf subtweeting about relationship troubles.
>whydafugyougottabesofuckingwhitenigga.doc
>ask her to meet up to talk.
>I break up with her
>she runs away crying
>looks like something out of a movie
>kek
>October: classes, friends, and Halloween.
>make some videos
>start to like making videos even more
>November:birthday, classes, and videos
>hang out with her more
>have feelings, but don't want to take it to fast
>awesome month
>December:gifts, Finals, and got a job at a Payless.
Overall, was a stupid year
PT.2
>quit lifting in the beginning of 2015
>lose all the muscle i worked 3 years for
>get fat
>get less interested in my studies
>start skipping classes
>summer break
>find a vanilla wow private server
>literally don't come outside all summer
>spend 16 hours per day on that game
>summer break over
>go to school for 1 week
>drop out because addiction/depression
>have been sitting in my room all day every day since then
and i mean that. i only leave my room 3-4 times a day to go to the toilet or get some food downstairs. i haven't even been in the backyard since summer.
>>25381604
At least you've learned your lesson. Don't get involved in that bullshit unless you want to be a cucked ladies doormat.
>be me
>drunk on new years
>drunk sexytiem and chinese food with le gf
>come march
>dumped by gf on 18th birthday after she tells me she has another guy
>graduate
>get shitty job
>smoke weed and make sandwiches all summer
>get laid off in november
>still single
>brows r9k on new years
Pretty average as things go.
>>25381074
>cocaine and scotch in the beginning
>Neet life, depression and heavy drinking in the middle
>low on savings, wagecucking and heavy drinking at the end
All and all, it's okay
>cant remember anything interesting that happened this year
>besides losing v with a virgin jew girl. then dumped her after
hopefully next year will be better when i move to uni
>>25381074
>passed all January exams
>did a foreign internship
>lived alone for the first time ever, abroad, for 4 months
>got highest grade on my internship
>graduated with honours
>won a thesis prize
>did one month of paid summer work in a lab
>started my master's program at new university
>moved into dorms
>managed to finish all semester projects succesfully
>made some acquaintances in master's program
>studying for January exams
Written out like that, it was actually a pretty good year. Emotionally I'm still pretty unsatisfied, but I did move forward. Quite a miracle, seeing where I was 3 years ago.
>be alcoholic and out of shape
>meet girl
>becomes gf
>stop drinking and get in shape
>gf leaves me
>start drinking again and getting out of shape
music fag here
>no friend or gf
>just studing and playng videogames since april
>join a nice chamber music group
>crush friendzoned me
>stacy ruined and quit my music group for no reason at all
>music group dissolved
>get friendzoned again
>chads trowed myself in a pool with phone in my pocket
>not enought money to buy a new one
>got expelled from my orchestra because to fucking depressed to play my instrument decently
>sofuckingdepressed.jpg
>try to hit on a landwhale because i'm a 21 loser kissless virgin with no self-esteem at all
>got rejected
>mfw i've been rejected by 15 girls in my life
>at least i've had good grade at my exams
>passed the rest of the year in my bedroom studing and writing horror stories
>becoming everyday more and more autistic
>mfw i think about heroing every day
>>25381909
same fag
>at least you guys cheer me up everyday
>i love you all robots <3
>>25381074
>sharted once in my apartment garage
>left poo trails to my front door
>had to come back and clean it up
>>25381619
Femanon, why didn't you get an abortion? I had one July 2014 and also had an IUD inserted at the same time. It was the best decision I've ever made in my life.
>fired from stem scholarship on new years eve in 2014
>neet
>gain weight
>waist savings on games, alcohol and takeaways as well as living expenses
>want to volunteer with a national park
>jobcentre sends me litter picking for a month instead
>get job at new kfc branch that is opening
>hate it
>branch does bad business, staff hours get cut, costs me more in travel than what i earn
>get job at mcdonalds down the road
>actually quite like it
>start college again, doing ecology this time
>working at mcdonalds and going to college
Year has been so fucking boring tbqh, and still no gf
>>25382099
>fired from scholarship
rip
>>25381074
> Continue with my college
> Get /fit/ with some guys from my class
> They become my best friends
> We go out clubbing like alphas
> All end up with GFs
> End college, me and best friends go our seperate ways because life choices
> Stay connected, meet up occasionally
> GF is a salty frigid cunt it turns out
> Break up and go on Tinder and fuck literal 0/10s just for pleasure
> Get hired at a local italian pizza place, ridiculously overpaid according to contract
> lol paid to throw pizza
> Realize what a naive fuck I am, 10+ hour days and no breaks because people want their fucking pizza
> job is hell but other coworkers bring the bants so its chill in a way
> bringing in $2000 a month
> Christmas day get jack shit because too old for anything good, just socks and a jumper
> Going out for drinks with my old friends tonight
tb h 2015 was actually pretty good, better /fit/, normalfag and alone then my previous 2014 fat depressed furry/ponyfag life
>I still don't fully understand The Book of the New Sun.
>>25382099
what did you do to lose your scholarship
>>25381074
>graduate HS
>realize that my social skills ate dogshit
>try to find friends with similar interests
>everyone's either "so nerdy" or normalfags
>go to /v/ and some other boards for social interaction
>not well worded, get unanimously ignored in most threads unless I shitpost
>try to make it in uni and fail, withdraw
>spend birthday money on vidya
And here I am
>>25381074
Negative:
>very few friends
>still kissless virgin
>majority of attempted dates she either stood me up or cancelled at last minute
>girl I did like said she didn't want a relationship and turned into a tinder whore
>contemplated suicide multiple times and even made a plan
Positive:
>graduated high school
>graduated military police school
>did well in two courses at community college
>got along well with most people in college and most of the other enlisted people I know.
>took a grill hiking and she enjoyed it
>my 15 year old dog is still alive and well
>college starts up soon
>have a plan to commission as an officer with the guard and join a police department.
>hear rumors that I could go to Poland with the guard along with some of my friends from MP school.
>have a good feeling that next year will be better.
>still have hope.
>>25381909
Don't forget to kill a few normies before you do.
>>25381717
full normie mode. get the fuck out
>>25381884
whats the point to go for masters? idk what do you study but I never saw point going for masters when you can just start looking for jobs and gathering experience that will help you to get jobs in future easier.
>broke up with gf of 3 years
>failed 2 classes at community college
>smoked a fuck load of weed
>became more extroverted than last year
>started lifting
>>25381074
>got exam results
>they were good
>got new pc
>went to see slipknot
>drank
>had fun
Gud year all round boys
>>25381074
>had a few friends
>graduated HS with good grades
>now in pre-engineering class with 60 hours of work per week expected
>cut it to 40 because severe lack of willpower
>bad grades
>friends haven't recontacted me since the most normie summer I've ever experienced (going out with them twice)
>talked to some of the new class in order to not look like "that weird lonely guy"
>still no friends
>can't even motivate myself enough to do little work during the holidays
>grandfather died from cancer
>in the meantime, 2 major terror attacks happened in my country yet we are still accepting refugees with open arms because thanks to the EU.
I hated this year.
>finished 4th year and half of 5th of medschool
>worked parttime for the first time
>second anniversary with gf
>started gym by october but im back to nothing again
>found out what beard style i like the most
>bought some clothes by myself for the first time
>went to doc about my pressure levels but after some studies he told me to diet and excercise and that we'll drop pills for now
>had a good year living with my sis, she's much more relaxed now
>kinda feeling like i'm slowly parting ways with friends, it's a bit sad but i guess it's just life
Another year into normiehood succesfully completed. It's been 3 years now.
>19 planned to move out, got a job, planned to go to trade school but then Work cut my hours in half went from 40-48 hours to 20 and they wanted me to travel farther..quit job planned to get another..grandpa got sick payed some of his medical bills..then needed to help him after his surgeries..savings obliterated... 2016 back to square one.
Fuck you life.
>>25383538
Tell us about the break up.
>why
>how did it go down
>how was the aftermath
>NEET
>spend new years eve on skype with a girl who called me from a party she was alone at
>talk to her every day
>stops talking to me
>think about her every day
Not great, not terrible. Went by so fast that I barely believe it happened.
>>25381074
>severe depression continues
>did fuck all in univershitty but did enough to get by
>asked an awkward, shy half white half native girl out, she said yes but later said no
>lack of motivation reaches a high by may
>hung out with a FOB chinese girl in the summer, found out she was dating a balding white cuck after she added me on facebook
>got a job, absolutely hate it
>started taking courses more seriously this semester
>bought a new hard drive to store my porn on
>crush got a boyfriend and told me she's bisexual, stop liking her
>crush comes over to my house anyways
>got panic attacks from seeing WM/AF in public up until november
>friends started comparing me to elliot rodger which caused me to stop talking about my depression and hatred of normalfags and white guys
>depression lessens a bit out of pure denial
>found out I enjoy slice of life quite a bit
>use that to occupy my mind for a bit
>more apathetic than depressed now
>relationship with parents have deteriorated a bit
>decided that all i should care about right now is finding an affordable place to live when i graduate and having enough discretionary income to spend on hobbies
>getting contacts
>overall shitty year, but not as bad as 2014
>gf breaks up after 5 year's and takes kid with her
>get together with old high school love
>ex wants me back but I refuse because reasons
>doesn't allow me to see kid anymore
>discover gf is cheating so kick her out
>start sleeping with friend ,cause we have needs right
>she falls in love, I say I don't want cause stuff is still fresh
>gets pregnant cause she wants me
>break up with her,
>never found out if she was really pregnant
>concentrate on currency not on women now
>>2015 realised that love doesn't exist,
>>25383713
>didn't wanna squat with me, also I'm an asshole
>one day after lunch mid argument I say we should break up
>I back peddled and tried to get back with her, she decided she never wanted to hang out or talk ever again
>>25383472
Didn't want to join the wageslave life yet.
Felt those three years passed by too soon and wanted to enjoy the semi-freedom of student life a bit more.
Want to educate myself even more.
Want opportunities to get better jobs.
Want the academic title for personal pride.
>>25383755
Forgot to mention:
Absolutely hate women now.
>>25381074
>get denied by wagekucks
>get fucked by school
>learn a bit of art
>get fucked
>see tfa
>my grades are looking up
>find resolve
sums it up
>>25383763
Forgot too to mention I hate women now, love their pussys though
Jan: did an internship at a veterinary clinic, hated it. Now aiming for engineering.
Feb: Did fuck all
March: went to Paris for a week, pretty sweet desu
April and May: Did fuck all
June, July, August: Slowly withdrew myself from all my friends. Fell into a really dark place I never wish to see again. Racked up 200 hours in tf2 over the course of 6 weeks. At the same time, I managed to do some farming with my uncles and went fishing with my grandfather
September to present: last year of high school (18 btw)
Still no gf. It's actually been about 1 year and 7 months since I last had sexual contact with a girl. And that was just some drunk bitch at the my first and last house party (so far anyway)
Here's to a great 2016 for us all
>Sat at home hiding in bed for 4 months following disastrous collapse of old job
>Went outside some
>Did summer job that went very well
>Snubbed by 3 goddamn beautiful girls I worked with
>Rejected by friend I had a crush on
>Rear-ended on the highway by drunk lady in a Porsche, my car was totaled
>Attempt to get back into old job failed
>Do second short-term job, this time 1,000 miles from home
>Idiot co-worker crashes company car with me in the passenger seat
>Get promoted into his (somewhat permanent) job after he was hired
>Have to quit and go home a month later because family convinces me grandmother is about to die of cancer
>Grandmother does not die, instead still lingers horribly onward, getting worse and worse every day
>Somehow line up work for the next 7 months
>Feeling better than I did last year, so at least that's something
>work my ass on college semester and do all the workgroup alone
>Im basically 22 years old virgin with no friends.
>Im a ghost where i live, people dont even know my name
>Play shit computer games on the all day after college
>family basically ignored me all the year
I plan eating a bullet this day. i feel like I'm a human failure
I feel like I'm better dead.
>Learn a lot about illustration because that is what I want to do for a living
>Managed to work hard a few times and improve myself
>Tried to get into an uni and failed miserably
>I defeated my fear of public speaking, managed to make a good presentation
>Still a jobless khv with no friends
>Wondering if I ever made a good decision and will not ending up like just another failed artist
Still the most productive year of my life
>>25381074
>nothing happens aside from depressive sulking until June
>try killing myself
>can't fucking do it because I'm a fucking coward
>oneitis finally replies in july, I texted her on her birthday and she was alone
>she is interested in me
>we start dating
>"tell me more about yourself, anon"
>come clean with all the suicide stuff
>tells me to get committed
>do it
>spend 3 weeks in mental institution
>no visits
>I get out and am more depressed than ever
>she tries talking to me again
>I'm a fucking beta bitch so of course I don't tell her how I really feel about everything
>we go back to dating
>Christmas alone, now New Years alone while she parties
I hope I can find the courage to finally an hero.
>>25384898
good shit anon, just gotta work it out. You won't be friendless much longer, if you throw yourself into places where other people have no friends social things will be easier.
>>25384737
wanna play shitty computer games together
>best friend since elementary school broke my heart
>still have to see her every day
>dream about her a lot
>played a lot of video games
>got back into going to the gym to try and get over her
>basically rebuilt my computer from scratch and put a system in place to back up all my important stuff
>made a shitload of sadpanda points from filling bounties so I'm set for life and can download any h-manga I want
That's basically everything of note in my year.
>>25381359
come on OP fool me once...
>>25385219
thanks, I can socialize but I have few reasons to leave my house and only 2-3 times a week, I don't even care about making bank or being a player all I want is a "standard" life
I basically just started college which prevented my parents from throwing me out but i need to plan even further ahead for the long term so that i can keep being a hikki until 2020 or so at least
>19
>Another year of debating whether or not to start hormones
>hair is 4 inches now
>spent 1400 dollars on dresses, heels, makeup.
>At least I pass without HRT, according to internet anons
>>25381074
Jan-May
Pledged a frat, failed out of an Ivy league school because I didn't go to class
Jun-Sept
Worked a boring internship, lost my gf
Sept-Dec
Failed all my classes at state school, withdrew the day the semester ended. Made my mom cry
Overall 5/10 thanks to drugs and alcohol
>senior year
>all my friends are gone
>I'm still here
>break up with fat girlfriend of two years
>start dating tight 16 year old
>still hate myself
>still smoke a lot of pot
>got into pills
>stopped going to parties
>mostly just watch television with my single friend and drink with my girlfriend
>better than most I guess
>can'tcomplain.png
>>25385456
post pics? I'll be gracious enough to let you know if you pass the jerk off test
>>25385513
Forgot to greentext, here
>Jan-May
>Pledged a frat, failed out of an Ivy league school because I didn't go to class
>Jun-Sept
>Worked a boring internship, lost my gf, cut myself
>Sept-Dec
>Failed all my classes at state school, withdrew the day the semester ended. Made my mom cry
Overall 5/10 thanks to drugs and alcohol
>>25381074
>be me
>be in my room
>Entered Senior Year (I got mono, which made me lose credit for a year so I'm 18)
>No drive to do anything, so I sucked in my Sophomore Year
>Got Straight As as a Junior
>Did kinda shitty on SATs
>Send out applications
>Still no gf
>Still no close friends
>Still a virgin
Scared as fuck to be honest.
Chronologically speaking
>Almost got the girl but not quite, fucked up in the end
>Narrowly graduated high school
>Stupidly decided to go to university
>stop attending classes after a certain point due to intense shame
>time to get a real big boy job 2k16
> left education at 17
> kissed two girls
> didn't bang
> other female interests
> get job at 18
> hate job
> went to a few parties
> threw up everywhere and embarrassed myself at work party
> moved out coz alcoholic parents
> no real gym progress coz depressed and inconsistent
> apathy intensifies
>start 2015 out of my shell
>my roommate first year was the shit
>made me do social things
>people visit our room
>I visit other peoples rooms
>still virgin but dont care
>pass first year
>roommate doesnt come back next semester
>realize how much of a no life I am over the summer
>get a shitty restaurant job
>barely say anything while im there
>there were days i didnt open my mouth for an entire shift
>make hella money
>got a gf
>lost a gf
>try to room with one of my friends first semester sophomore year
>couldn't
>get put in random housing
>get roomed with a lacrosse player
>holy shit its amazing how little me and this kid spoke for a whole semester
>him and his gf dont say shit to me, i dont say shit to them
>stay in my dorm building all semester unless im going to claas, eating, or smoking.
>only go to one other persons room anymore, the person I was trying to room with.
>saw friends from last year sometimes at lunch and shit but we didnt talk anymore
>become depressed
>eat a lot less
>lose 35 pounds
>slack off and almost fail math and art history
>come home for winter break
sit in my room all day unless im working
>trying to gain some weight back
>all of my hs friends are kind of awkwardly distant now
>I just want sophomore year to be like freshman year
>it won't
>fully retreated back into shell
>pretty much never speak unless spoken to now
>start browsing /r9k/ like a sad sack of shit on new years because i know people here have it a lot worse than me
>Started year with no job and my money dwindling.
>Hung out with friend on the day of new years
>January: Went out with friends for the first time, got drunk for the first time, went out again as one friend was leaving for a job.
>February: Celebrated friend's birthday, mother had to go to hospital in what was a pretty spooky night. She came out four days later despite Doctor's recommendations as she 'felt better' literally a week later she had to go back and spend another week there.
>March: Money dwindling, resorted to selling shit on ebay
>April: Celebrated another friend's birthday. One of my best nights ever, Mother then had to go to the hospital again in one of my worst nights ever as she almost died, she had around 20 minutes left they said. Turns out the stuff from February was a misdiagnosis and she had asthma all along, once that was sorted she was fine and has been since.
>May: Celebrated my birthday, got wasted
>Summer all blurred together, not much happened, I went to see Avengers when that came out, only other memorable stuff, probably the only time I went outside was to reunite with a friend, we ended up making out and jerking each other off.
>September: Running out of money, not much to sell, so I spent most of it inside as I did The Summer.
>October: Went back to the Jobcentre, JSA fun times
>November: Volunteered somewhere. Still volunteering, participated in and won NaNoWriMo
>December: Went all out on my job search just to kill JSA forever. Got "promoted" (as best as you can for volunteering) from Office Admin to Office Manager already due to the current office manager leaving, may become a trustee member. Had Christmas with family, got some good stuff, bunch of family members gave me money, enough to afford bus faire to volunteering while I still search for a job.
>Accepted to top college choice
>Awarded full-ride scholarship
>skipped out on senior prom because junior prom sucked, thanks to my date
>pretty much gave up on getting a gf
>finished high school as valedictorian
>worked as a carnie over the summer; fun job, easy money, just sucked because the hours sucked
>Go to college
>Never drank in high school, start going to frat parties and drinking
>get first bj from girl down the hall
>turns out she was a bitch, so i stop talking to her
>meet qt on tinder
>ask her out for coffee
>go on more dates
>find out she's jewish, and a virgin
>feelsgood.man
>ask her to be my girlfriend
>she says yes
>meanwhile, I excel in all of my classes, starting college with a 4.0
>Now I'm home for winter break, doing nothing
>2015 was pretty good
>Fat robot friend has a girl fall for him somehow (he's not rich)
>Slowly transforms into Chad with the confidence boost
>We stop hanging out as much
>Eventually, we stop hanging out altogether because he ignores my calls
>Hasn't logged into Steam in three months
>Now I'm really alone
>>25385353
just keep on getting to normie-dom, try takin like a ceramics class at the community college or something.
>>25381074
>fly back to shitty home after staying at rich parent's estate for the holidays
>NEET it up for a while, start drinking heavily
>get a call from uncle, ignore him
>get another call and answer on accident because I was sitting on the shitter playing solitaire
>offers me a job, accept and start working nights
>leave house I was staying at, get apartment with cousin's friend
>buy brand new furniture, tv, and xbone
>build PC
>find a dealer, start smoking heavily
>go on eating binge and gain 10 lbs
>get contacts
>find out I'm going to start working days
>start working first day shift yesterday
>still unhappy, but now during the daytime
Overall I'd give it a 7/10
I'm saving up money so I can drop everything and move to the Pitcairn Islands. I already have been approved to move there when I have the money.
Wish me luck, lads. Look forward to the new rare flag on /int/.
>>25381074
>january
didn't leave the house
>february
got tricked into leaving the house to go to my birthday party and hid in a dark room by myself until it was over
>march
said happy birthday to my mom over the phone
>april
didn't leave the house
>may
turned down an invitation to my nieces 1st birthday party
>june
didn't leave the house
>july
turned down an invitation to my nephews 3rd birthday party
>august
didn't leave the house
>september
didn't leave the house
>october
said happy birthday to my dad although we didnt have money to celebrate
>november
turned down an invitation to the family thanksgiving dinner
>december
turned down an invitation to the family christmas party
i watched anime, listened to music and lurked 4chan all year
I want to read through all of these, but I already know half of them are going to be failed normies talking about how their gf's broke up with them and how they were NEET for a few weeks and hated it. God damn I thought all of you fuckers would be gone today
>>25381074
>beginning of the year, staying busy so I don't get miserable after my break up
>not talking to anyone at school, yet not as lonely as before
>getting used to this life
>not even going on social media anymore
>I maybe say 5 words a day other than talking to family
>notice qt at bus stop
>thinking I'll never have a chance
>I hear him speak for the first time, he is nice and he is funny
>immediately have a crush on him lasting for 3 months at least
>dress prettier than usual maybe he'll notice me
>I never see him anymore
>summer coming up
>really horny
>use tinder
>gets a fwb for the summer
>fucking amazing, parents aren't home, I sneak out, feel like a normie
>he tries to manipulate me
>end it with him although I was secretly in love
>gets to know other guy
>really smart, really nice
>gets totally infatuated with me
>we start dating, I try to hide how I have no friends
>school starts, senior year, college applications
>stressing the fuck out
>I'm actually okay with being alone
>don't miss old friends anymore
>get incredibly hormonal during pms
>insecurities and neurotic crap comes up
>I'm a pizza face
>losing weight
>parents think I'm anorexic
>get me large amounts of food and sweets for the holidays
>fucking top kek
>slowly but surely improving myself
>toning down the autism in front of boyfriend
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>>25386163
Le "No normies on NYE" meme. /r9k/ is dead, and these people are proof.
>muh gf
>muh friends
>>25381074
>graduated
>found job
>released an album, got to mainstream media
>0 sex
>0 social life
>on r9k today
>>25386366
>my life sucks so bad someone thinks its a shitpost
>>25385984
I hope you never make a victim out of yourself because its clear you are the problem.
>final year of high school, been depressed / borderline suicidal for 3 years
>no friends, living with psychopath father and bipolar mother
>sit on my own everyday, the humiliation crushed me inside
>come home and get bullied incessantly by my father
>despite being highly intelligent and working reasonably hard, still only do mediocre in my exams due to being extremely depressed and being on heavy medication. see people less intelligent than me who worked less than me get better results, the same shitty people who ostracized me in school
>getting those exam results was the worst day of my life. Wanted to get into an elite course that would have almost guaranteed me a career in investment banking (from europe so it's a different system) The hope that I would get into this was the only thing that kept me going in school
>adopt a nocturnal sleep pattern, go to bed at 8 am and get up at 6pm, no longer have any social interaction whatsoever even with my parents
>think about suicide everyday but too much of a pussy to do it, sometimes it gets too much and I punch myself in the head like an autist until I feel dizzy / go unconscious
>start college in september, electronic and computer engineering in a decent university
>getting away from my parents was massive, no longer wake up every morning and wish I hadn't
>meet up with people I knew from when I was much younger (14/15 maybe)
>talk to a girl my own age for the first time in about 4 years
turns out not getting into that course was definitely for the best. Now I'm going to do a masters in finance instead with hopefully a first class honours degree in computer engineering in my back pocket. Still hate my life, still feel empty inside but I actually feel my life slowly getting better. Very, very slowly.
>exams
>terrorists fuck some shit up
>airsoft with buddies
>vidya
>From May to July, I became a sloth
>worked at small shop, got money
>regain interest in wargaming, start Ogre army
>convention, people liked my cosplay
>realise I'm better off alone
Good year desu but could have been way better
>>25381074
>went to LA and met my longtime internet friends
>went to NYC for the first time
>went out with friends for the first time in years
It was alright.
>Meet LDR gf for the first time in FL
>Go to Disney World, see movies, spend shitloads of money, it's an incredible week and I've fallen in love
>Few months later
>Go to Death Grips concert with her, fucking fantastic show, can't believe she came all the way up here to see a band she hates
>Few months later
>Spend a few weeks in her hometown in FL, it's magical again, love the fuck out of this girl
>Few months later
>She starts becoming distant, blah blah
>We break up
>I fucking fly down to Florida, not having this "break up" bullshit
>She freaks out, fears for her life, starts choking me in a parking lot in the middle of nowhere
>Shit cools down eventually, almost 2am at this point
>Cop pulls up behind us, wondering what the fuck we're doing in a mall parking lot at 2am
>She's panicking, probably worried I'm gonna fuck her shit up and admit what happened
>Tells the officer I'm having suicidal thoughts and need help
>I go along with it
>Spend three fucking days in a psych ward
>Go home
>Three months later
>Barely contacted her since
>Still waiting for her to come around and be with me again despite everything that happened
Do NOT fall for the fucking gf meme. Obviously there's lots more to what happened but jesus man I don't deserve this. No one does. "Better to have loved and lost" is a fucking scam, don't buy into it.
>>25387740
What town in Florida
>>25387740
>I go along with it
WHY
WHYYYYYYY? YOU'RE MARKED FOR LIFE NOW DUDE, YOU LITERALLY THREW YOUR GREATEST OPPORTUNITIES INTO THE DUMPSTER
>>25387740
You post this frequently enough that I believe it.
I'm so sorry my m8
>break up with gf of 23 months in april because im a faggot and pussy
>stop been such a faggot around june time
>fucking nothing happens for months apart from spend more time going out with friends
>october time ex starts messaging me
>fuck sake whatever ill talk to her
>saying we should meet up but i try and avoid it
>just leaving gym and she rings me asking where i am
>"i'm leaving anon gym right now, why?"
>"i'm in anon cafe (like 2 minutes away) come meet me"
>i cant avoid this
>meet her and actually enjoy it because we broke up on good terms
>hug at end but it gets really close
>go out two more times and tells me about guy she saw after we broke up and had sex
>im not even mad
>4th time we go out at the end we kiss and are back together
>after 1 week we fuck
>day after starts telling me we're taking it too fast not sure if she wants to carry on
>tell her i want a yes or no answer
>she cries saying she doesnt know
>"okay well bye then dont talk to me again"
>goes back to seeing other guy i just kek at her for been so pathetic
>i fucked my ex again and now shes seeing the same guy but literally don't care my life is good man
>mfw 2016 is going to be boring
