>your crush will inevitably end up getting drunkingly pounded and creampied tonight by jamal or chad at some degenerate partyl
>>25380745
>creampied
Good. I'm hungry
>>25380745
> your crush
LOL? are you thirteen brother?
>>25380745
>crush
how's middle school, anon?
But my crush is my girlfriend, and I'm going to be with her all night, also, Jamal is one of my best friends, and I'm Chad.
>almost 2016
>being social enough to even have a crush in the first place
top lel, fuck off normalscum
>>25380745
Creamed by Jamal
Kareem Jamal
I know a guy called Kareem Jamal
>>25380783
>2016
>Having your social anxiety under control to the point where you can converse with strangers on an anonymous image board
get the fuck off my board normalshit
Im what one would probably call a robot. I've never had a oneitis or crush. I don't even see any women to have one in the first place. Wouldn't having a onetis or w/e the fuck it's called make you kinda a normie in a way?
>>25380795
>be en able speak normal on intenrtet
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhn
>>25380795
>implying mummy isn't typing all of this for me while I'm doped up on anti anxiety meds
>>25380852
>his mummy hasn't kicked him out yet
>he has a loving family
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25380745
>muh crush
The reason you're not dating anybody is because you're a grown man who has "crushes" like a 13 year old girl.
At least you didn't call her your oneitis you faggot.
>>25380795
>tfw scared to post anything but memes because you might get into an argument with anon and the heart goes doki doki
>>25380863
>being fixated on someone and in love with them is weird
what? Fuck off
Wow all those married people are so weird loooooool
>yfw you havent had a crush in years
>she is getting pounded right now
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25380806
Only if your feelings are reciprocated.Most robots have/had crushes. Some ascend to a glorious plane where crushes and oneitis dont exist.
>>25380945
and then the next morning it's like nothing happened
just chalk it up to the list of dicks she's taken like a common occurrence
>>25380795
>2016
>being an ableist shitlord able to use his fingers
>>25380887
Being "in love" with someone you've never been in a romantic relationship with is retarded. You don't ever know what this person is really like.
You sound like you're just infatuated with her anyways, which is basically just putting her on a mental throne and fapping to how she's waifu material.
>>25380745
>he fell in love with a normie
>not with someone as socially retarded as he is
I don't feel sorry for you
Jokes on you, OP. I'm spending the night with my crush.
We'll probably fuck too.
Get rekt cuck.
>>25380795
We can be however we need to be
>>25380745
That's why I WATCH ALL OF THEM. ;)
Ive never developed oneitis, does that mean my life is shit or am I blessed?
