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ITT: describe your perfect, ideal, dreamgirl as detailed as you can, what she looks like, how she acts, what she likes, what she does, etc


>same age as me
>6'3 tall or taller
>naturally light brown hair, half dyed blonde, mid lenght, straight, optional ponytail
>blue eyes
>light skin with a slight tan
>"i want to fuck you" face mixed with cuteness
>rather thick lips, slight ":3" shape/curve
>wide hips, thin waist
>long legs
>thick thighs
>nonmuscular ab lines
>long torso
>slight lordosis
>heart shaped bubble butt, made with squatting and deadlifting
>firm DDD tits
>average/below average bf%
>resting smug face with resting smirk, optionally mixed with resting bitchface
>half-innie "meaty" pussy, trimmed but very hairy
>wears: dark thong with matching pushup bra, low rise skinny jeans, tight dark tanktop, goth steel toe cap boots

>loves me
>loyal, not into cucking
>a little bit sadistic, a little bit psycho
>smart and educated
>clingy but in a femdom way
>listens to rock and metal
>sizequeen, she doesn't consider it a real penis under 8"x6"
>doesn't smoke
>loves facesitting, and receiving cunnilingus/rimming is her favorite kind of sex
>naturally dominant, top, alpha, loves femdom
>loves submissive, short, bottom, beta guys (the shorter the better)
>loves teasing
>loves small penis humiliation and making fun of tiny dicks
>loves the idea of feminization
>loves orgams control and the idea of enforced chastity cage on small dicks, the smaller the dick, the less release it deserves/gets
>loves gentle ballbusting
>loves making her sub drink her piss regularly
>loves spitting into her sub's mouth
>loves slapping his sub's face
>likes the idea of training her sub to be better at oral
>likes pegging
>likes to share his sub's oral skills with her girlfriends
>makes her sub do all the chores, houseworks, cooking, etc
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fat
paranoid
likes to suck dick
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>>25380033
>>25380046
That's pretty good but remember that you will need a practice girl before you can get that
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>>25380055
it's literally impossible for a girl to be like I described, so I'm not afraid of "getting" that
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Bump for more

Please guys
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>taller than 5'10
>thicc
>extreme dom
>has a dick
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>>25380033
Have fun being alone, because you will never find a girl with all those traits.
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>>25381298
I know
probably nobody will ever find his perfect girl
perfect doesn't exist
it's still my dream girl
I can still dream
you cant take away that from me too
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>>25380033
Since I'm a femanon here's my dream guy:

>At least 5'11 (have to be taller than my dad)
>blonde or light brown hair
>buzz cut with no facial hair
>in law enforcement, military, or security (aka my job field)
>need a strong jaw
>Between 22-26 years old
>live within 20 minutes
>average or athletic body, MAYBE chubby
>will go to the gym with me
>not into anime, video games, or anything arty
>family values

I'm playing the online dating game, there has to be someone in here. Pic related. Where to start!
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>>25381427
>>At least 5'11 (have to be taller than my dad)
I'm 5'11
>>blonde or light brown hair
light brown hair
>>buzz cut with no facial hair
short hair, no facial hair
>>in law enforcement, military, or security (aka my job field)
I'm a scientist
>>need a strong jaw
I was told I have a nice jaw line
>>Between 22-26 years old
23
>>live within 20 minutes
probably not
>>average or athletic body, MAYBE chubby
I'm pretty fucking fit
>>will go to the gym with me
yes
>>not into anime, video games, or anything arty
well, fuck, I video games, and sometimes anime
>>family values
yes
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>>25380046
Described my ex perfectly. Too bad she didn't really care who's dick she was sucking.
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Basically this, cock and everything.

Maybe a different haircut.
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>near my height (5'10"), give or take a few inches in either direction
>dirty blonde hair is perfect, but any hair color is nice
>I prefer white girls
>christian, agnostic, atheist, I honestly don't care as long as they aren't super devout
>normal bodyweight, maybe a little chubby
>doesn't obsess over appearance, makeup, fashion
>cute girl-next-door look
>big eyebrows are a turn-on

>introverted
>creative
>values romance and intimacy
>likes staying indoors and doing things together
>likes videogames, anime, music, trying and discovering new things
>likes cooking and baking
>enjoys exercise, respects and takes care of her body
>clingy can be nice, I'm clingy too
>trustworthy and kind
>maybe a little mentally fucked? I'm also a little mentally fucked
>kids are NOT a priority, maybe eventually but not for a while

>basically someone that can look me in the eye and honestly valuable, worthwhile, and attractive
>someone who's life I improve by being in it, and someone who improves my life by being there
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>>25381536
what would you even do with a cock that big
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>>25381464
Not the femanon above but man you're a scientist??? That's hot dude
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>>25382550
I'm a physicist to be more precise
I still study though for higher diploma rank, but officialy I've already got a paper that says I'm a scientist, and I'm an active member in an ongoing research, so I think I can call myself a scientist

although the
>???
and
>dude
parts of your post make me think you are just being ironic
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>>25382598
I'm just really bad at expressing myself through text. I swear I'm being perfectly honest haha! My type has always been the bookish librarian sort and ok that's probably an awful stereotype but oh well
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Some faggot posted this girl in a 10/10 thread a couple of days ago and I've been obsessed every since.
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>>25382404
Worship it.
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>>25380033
pic related, except for being japanese

but i found her already :^)
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>>25380033
Alright here I go
>Not black
>not fat
>Born with vagina and 2 x chromosomes
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>>25381427
>not into anime, video games, or anything arty
so you want him to be your loyal bitchboy without any interests or hobbies of his own?
what you described is literally Chad, but even Chad plays vidya now so good luck getting your tabula rasa slave
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>>25382644
are you a grill? would you date me because I'm a scientist ? (+all those things I wrote in that post)
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>>25380033
for looks i can tell you i don't care
i want a woman who can challenge me
bring the best out in me
connect with me
feel me
be able to read me
to stay with me as i would do the same to her
to love me
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>Intelligent
>Loyal
>Sense of humour
>Kind
>Independent
>Pretty face

That's it. A cute accent would be a bonus.
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>>25382824
>>25382823
>>25382710
but I asked for your PERFECT DREAM GF
not "what kind of gf would you want?"
I refuse to believe that you don't have specific secret desires
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exists.
likes me.
> 4/10.
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Someone who is just as clingy as me and will stay indoors with me all day and love me and validate me
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>>25382814
yes and yes probably if you had a nice personality to match haha
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>quiet girl
>brunette
>5'4
>shy
>average looking
>skinny
>big butt

This is all I need, senpai.
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>>25382897
can you show me a pic of yourself? where are you from?
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>>25382901
I didn't ask what you need, I asked what is literal perfection/dream to you
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>>25382912
I cringed, fuck off beta
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>>25382847
Most people aren't shallow and unrealistic like that.
Even among those who are, they end up realizing the little details aren't actually part of their tastes once they find a person they're into even though said person isn't a carbon copy of their waifu/husbando.

>>25382694
i might add details
>under 1m60
>sweet and adorable
>introverted type but full of energy also
>clumsy, sometimes needs help
>mischievous but not an asshole either
>funny and cute
>few friends beside me
>virgin and at least a bit socially awkward
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>>25382912
Erm I'm not exactly a huge fan of giving out info on 4chan bruh
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>18
>5'0"-5'10"
>Blonde, redhead, or brunette
>Brown, green or blue eyes
>White (there are expections to that rule)
>natural tits (not huge boobs)
>believes in traditional gender roles (or at least isn't a radical feminist)
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>>25380033

>emo bitch
>into kinky cosplay
>roleplay
>white as snow
>tight, luscious innie pussy
>bleached asshole
>collar with my name on her
>bowl with her name on the floor
>a few years younger than me
>slightly dumb, but loyal
>has a hot sister just for kicks
>pigtails
>great ass
>tiny tits
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>>25382973
shit i forgot
>younger than me
>chubby
>clingy
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>>25382941
>fuck off beta
where
do
you
think
you
are
?
>b-but I'm an a-alpha! I post on r9k i-ironically! h-haha!
kek
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>>25380033
>not taller than me, I'm 6'3 so good luck with that
>not older than my by a huge margin
>virgin
>not feminist
>not normie
>doesn't smoke or do drugs
>has a spine, will stand up to me if she doesn't agree or like something and has a personality
>slight tomboy
>athletic but not super muscly like a man
>lets me be myself

pretty much it f.am nothing too specific needed for me
i pretty much described my waifu, guess who is she
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>>25382973
you still don't understand what perfect/dream preferences mean

it's ok I've stopped trying to make you understand
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>>25383105
Most people don't have a "perfect" or "dream" gf, anon. That's what I'm trying to make you understand.
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>>25383083
ok, sorry
fuck off desperate nu-male whiteknight
better?
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She's a very specific girl that I've chosen to obsess over (probably out of boredom and loneliness).
It would be easy to say "she's perfect, and I'm perfect for her, she just dates jerks", but that would be spouting "friend zone zomg!!!11!1!1one1!1!1!!".
I've chosen to meditate about it, and I realized we're incompatible.

So I could just list off everything about her that makes me see her as ideal, but but that would further my delusion.

Or on the other hand, maybe we are perfect for each other, but I'm too cynical to see it.

This is the situation where you fuck her best friend, and call it a year.
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>>25383141
I'm still top kekking at your existence
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>tall, but not taller than me, I just want to pass on my superior tall genetics. Also cuz tall grills are qt because they think they're unwanted
>meditteranean coloration (olive skin, black or brown hair)
>ethnically European (preferably of Roman origin)
>cute butt, hips, and legs
>sensitive nipples
>cute smile
>cute nose
>loves me a lot
>smart
>recognizes her flaws and tries to work on them
>desires me sexually
>Catholic
>can draw well, or at least paint or sculpt well (artistically inclined)
>shares some hobbies with me (doesn't have to be a freak, but maybe watched some anime or played some games on her own and isn't opposed to them)
>likes music
>wants children
>kind
>virgin
>not fat or a druggie/burnout
>has passion in her heart for things (not part of the apathetic individuals this era has created)
>has class

Too much to ask for, I know, but I guess this is it, if I were to create a dream girl
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>1-3 years younger than me
>5'5 tall or shorter
>long black or natural red hair
>blue eyes
>pale skin
>"i want to fuck you" face mixed with cuteness
>wide hips, thin waist
>long legs
>heart shaped bubble butt
>firm B cup tits
>below average bf%
>resting smug face with resting smirk, optionally mixed with resting bitchface
>innie "meaty" pussy, almost always shaved, tight
>wears: non revealing clothes
>loves me
>loyal, not into cucking
>a little bit masochistic, a little bit psycho
>smart and educated
>clingy but in a cute way
>listens to jazz, rock and classical music
>considers 6' big
>doesn't smoke, drink or do drugs
>loves giving oral while i stroke her hair
>naturally submissive
>loves weird silent but caring guys
>loves teasing
>loves orgams control and the idea of being denied orgasm until i think she deserves it
>loves it rough but not always
>likes the idea of being trained
>does all the chores, houseworks, cooking, etc. and enjoys it
>dances ballet
>wants male children
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Nobody is reading any of this shit t b h
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>>25383102

Assuming you're older than 20, it's something like. 0.1% chance a woman's a virgin. That pretty much just leaves disgusting fat girls. and if you want that combined with not smoking and doing drugs, you're describing a 12 year old.

But hey, this thread is all about getting a unicorn in the rough.
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>>25383268
op here I do
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>>25383167
if it makes you feel better, go ahead
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>>25383310
It's still more realistic than OP's wish
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>>25383268
I am too, oniichan
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>>25383310
I know, this is why I've pretty much accepted I'll be alone for the rest of my life.
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>>25383353

I'd say it's about the same probability to fuck an attractive woman that sexually deviant as it is to find a grown woman who hasn't had sex.
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>>25383411

Don't go for your ideal then.
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>>25383463
nobody does, it's just a nice dream

everyone has dreams

they are mostly inaccessible
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>>25383463
>don't go for your ideal
I'm a man, it's not like I have a choice in what I "go" for.
No woman would ever find me attractive anyway since I'm not Chad, and I'm not about to become an orbiter or a personal jester for some slut.
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>>25382847
>I refuse to believe that you don't have specific secret desires
i don't, what i listed is what i desire , i guess
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>>25383951
>i guess
please
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>>25383723

Not becoming a personal jester is a good desision. If you don't have mutual interest, there isn't much sense hanging around.
And by Chad, I'm going to assume you mean an attractive guy (6+/10).
But like any guy who successfully gets girls, you need to diversify the type of girl you go for, and she won't be the perfect girl, but the ideal girl is just an idea.
It isn't a "man" thing to obsess over specific set of traits that make a girl "ideal", it's a picky, obsessive man thing.
Also, look around, unattractive guys get girls their fair share of times as long as they have an attractive personality. I know that last statement is going to cause a shit storm of "muh genetics" and "chad chad chad", so I'm just not going to reply to those post.

It's your choice though. If you don't like the dating game, just enjoy solitude.
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>>25383526

Yep. Ideally, I would be driving a Ferrari on a rainbow while getting head from Marilyn Monroe.
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>>25384534
>Also, look around, unattractive guys get girls their fair share of times as long as they have an attractive personality.
I dont see this
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>>25384602
this is a thread for these kinda thoughts, so yeah
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>>25380033
Korean female
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>>25384534
>as long as they have an attractive personality
If you're not aggressive and violent, like an "alpha" man would, you're not getting a girl.
There's an epic meme floating around that nice guys aren't nice at all and they all wear fedoras and are incredibly self-centric and arrogant, and that's because women see niceness as weakness and hate those kind of men.
Of course, not one will admit it because that would mean that there's something wrong with them, that would mean that all those thugs and douchebags are getting pussy from them. I really hate the just world fallacy, and I hate the halo effect, which is the reason that no matter what my personality actually is it's going to be considered terrible just because I'm not handsome.
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>>25384801
>that pic
what the fucking fuck

brb killing myself on new years eve
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>>25384924
that's just how women are
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>5'4"
>19-22
>between slim and average
>shoulder length hair
>bangs
>can handle the banter
>stem major
>loyal
>qtp2t American Filipina

It's going to happen in 2016. I just know it.
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>>25385074
original comment 234124
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>>25380033
literally just female.
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>5'8
>long, white-blonde hair
>dark blue eyes
>milky pale skin
>willowy body, subtle curves and slim
>loves animals
>doesn't want children
>sexually dominant
>German accent
>into tennis
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>>25385240
I don't believe you

if there were 2 different females in front of you, and you could choose which one to be your gf I'm pretty sure you could make a direct decision
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>>25380033
https://youtu.be/BfFn25acbJI

Wouldnt change a thing
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>kindhearted with motherly instincts
>loves animals, namely dogs
>is open to trying what I like
>feels a strong sense of loyalty towards me and knows to expect the same
>is borderline obsessive
>is feisty when the need calls for it
>isn't easily manipulated
>wants to be a mother
>is not a drug user
>relatively clean
>enjoys cooking
>wants to help me be a better person
>goes into the relationship ready to accept and love my flaws just as much as my positive attributes
>enjoys the little things in life like a stroll through the park
>isn't completely repulsed by edgy humor and speech
>hates weebs
>isn't prone to group-think
>isn't obsessed with wealth or status
>enjoys making out
>likes cuddling and being manhandled
>around the same age
>swallows
>cute face
>nice ass
>brown or green eyes
>small hands and feet

This is likely asking for a lot seeing as I'm a fat NEET shut-in, but I'd get my shit together for someone like that because losing someone as great as that would be the ultimate shame.
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>>25385865
what langauge is that?

also that says literally NOTHING about her inside, about what she likes, what are her preferences, etc
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>around 5'6
>long, wavy-ish dark brown hair
>a bit of a beard
>green eyes
>a bit chubby
>cute soft voice

>chill personality that doesn't mind just being lazy with me for long periods of time
>very very clingy
>likes to cuddle
>fun, jokes around a lot
>isn't ignorant about his surroundings
>respects his family
>respects me
>emotional, doesn't mind me being emotional
>is understanding of my autisms
>is smart without being a complete asshole about it
>wants to cum inside every time

my bf is literally perfect desu senpai
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A sexually dominant Hanekawa Tsubasa with twin braids.

That's about it.
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>>25386063
>around 5'6
5'6"
>long, wavy-ish dark brown hair
curly dark brown hair that looks black most of the time.
>a bit of a beard
yes.
>green eyes
brown eyes.
>a bit chubby
fat.
>cute soft voice
I'm not sure if it's soft anymore but it was, probably just sound like a fat autist these days.
>chill personality that doesn't mind just being lazy with me for long periods of time
yes
>very very clingy
yes
>likes to cuddle
yes
>fun, jokes around a lot
I try and fail miserably.
>isn't ignorant about his surroundings
maybe?
>respects his family
I try.
>respects me
always.
>emotional, doesn't mind me being emotional
yes.
>is understanding of my autisms
of course.
>is smart without being a complete asshole about it
I'm an asshole.
>wants to cum inside every time
all of my yes.

your boyfriend is a lucky guy to cum inside of you all the time, give him a thumbs up from me.
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>>25382876
literally impossible.

here's a picture of a fun T-rex, enjoy the ride.
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>>25386063
>a bit of a beard
a bit of a beard

what
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>>25383268
I am. I want to see if I could possibly be someone's dream girl.
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>>25386063
forgot a very important thing
>speaks the same language I do but with a different accent

>>25386465
not too long or covering his whole face, idk breh
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>>25386494
you're a loose whore, so no, you couldn't
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>>25383268
I've read through the thread.
actually surprised how reasonable a lot of this is, even for a perfect woman.
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>white
>not exceptionally tall or short
>shy and feminine
>blue eyes and brown or lighter hair
>sweet
>virgin
>respect for family values, religion and tradition
>19-21 (I'm 21)
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>>25386498
I'm >>25386223 and if the language in question is spanish, that's a yes too.
if I could change the other attributes to be your perfect man, I would.
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>>25386415
Don't remind me. I appeciate the T-Rex.
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>>25386559
Thanks for your input, it helped a lot f.am.
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>>25386610
why is it surprising?
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>>25386649
it actually is spanish, neat
I hope you find a girl who appreciates you anon
also, out of curiosity where are you from?
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>>25386610
even the OP?
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>>25386717
USA, east coast, where are you from?
can have my pick of Florida or NYC at any time.
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>>25386750
it's debatable, he wanted a lot of really good attributes but he also wanted things that are borderline freakish, like how tall he wanted her to be or how he clearly wants a woman who is mentally ill.
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>>25386853
>he clearly wants a woman who is mentally ill
which parts is about mental illness?
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>>25386793
chicano
sorry bl0x
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>>25386700
anytime femanon
just remember that you're worthless to everyone here but the cuckiest of whiteknights
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>>25386871
>a little bit sadistic, a little bit psycho
>clingy but in a femdom way
>listens to rock and metal
>loves small penis humiliation and making fun of tiny dicks
>loves the idea of feminization
>loves orgams control and the idea of enforced chastity cage on small dicks, the smaller the dick, the less release it deserves/gets
>loves gentle ballbusting
>loves making her sub drink her piss regularly
>loves spitting into her sub's mouth
>loves slapping his sub's face
>likes the idea of training her sub to be better at oral
>likes pegging
>likes to share his sub's oral skills with her girlfriends
>makes her sub do all the chores, houseworks, cooking, etc
does this sound like a sane person to you?
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>>25387059
>does this sound like a sane person to you?
yes
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>>25386971
we can make it work, it doesn't have to end like this.
you alright with a Dominican guy?
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>>25387071
I have some bad news for you, anon, you're not right in the head either.
seek help.
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>>25380033

So you want a man

Western men literally like men. Why?
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>>25387118
no, im fine like this, thanks

not like anyone could help anyway
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>>25387151
>>So you want a man
>wide hips, thin waist
>long legs
>thick thighs
>nonmuscular ab lines
>long torso
>slight lordosis
>heart shaped bubble butt, made with squatting and deadlifting
>firm DDD tits
epik
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>>25387151
liberalism, gender equality, individualism, etc.

If you consider yourself a conservative, yet hate Islam, you are a cuck
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>>25387093
demasiado chicano desu
and I have a qt already, i'll have to pass
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>>25387151
because women are all terrible
that's why women hate each other and literally can't coexist peacefully
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I'll just include the important parts

>loyal
>has never had casual sex
>believes in working on relationships, and won't just drop me if for a second her vagina stops tingling
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>>25387190
>nonmuscular ab lines
>long torso
>6'3 tall or taller

>naturally dominant, top, alpha, loves femdom
>loves submissive, short, bottom, beta guys (the shorter the better)
>a little bit sadistic, a little bit psycho
>listens to rock and metal
>loves spitting into her sub's mouth
>loves slapping his sub's face
>likes the idea of training her sub to be better at oral
>likes pegging
Masculine traits
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>tfw bored and lonely enough on New Years Eve to do this
Here we go.
>between 5'2 and 5'6
>shoulder length dark hair, likes to keep it kind of messy
>bright green or blue eyes
>light dark circles under eyes because she likes to stay up late
>very few light freckles, she doesn't use make up that much so they're nearly always visible and they suit her
>very slim but not anorexic, she likes to eat and eats well while keeping fit
>small boobs with small light pink nipples
>white, pale skin

>she loves to cuddle
>she loves to have me back hug her when we play vidya together
>she has a cute singing voice and we write silly songs together
>she likes when we're reading separate books to ourselves in bed
>she plays practical jokes on me and always makes it up to me even though I love being pranked by her
>we have movie nights
>we bake and cook together
>we have board game nights

>she's switch in the bedroom
>sometimes she wants to be tied up and spanked
>she likes to be face fucked
>sometimes she wants to be in control
>she makes me worship her feet and ass
>teases me and makes me pleasure her in degrading ways

>she's loyal
>we support each other in everything
>we only need each other and our dogs
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>>25387195

You a Muslim? One thing I admire about Muslim men is that they at least like feminine acting and looking women unlike a lot of the Western dudes I encounter, unless theyre Westernized themselves.

Just like men here think Western women are bad, I think Westernized/Western men are bad
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>>25380033
>shorter than me but not short
>white
>intelligent
>good sense of humor
>c-d cup size

That's it. I'm flexible outside of that.
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>>25387318
that doesn't make it a man you colossal faggot
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>>25387407

Makes it a very masculine "woman". Western men love women who are essentially males or boys though. It's like even the ones who are redpilled are still femininzed by their degrading Matriarchal culture.
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>loyal and caring
>cute, decent looks
>willing to discuss philosophy and history
>up for spending long walks outside

thats about it lads
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>>25384801
james holmes is a qt sub though.
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>>25387011
everyone is worthless here you tard. its an anonymous thai knitting board, what the fuck do you expect?
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>>25380033
IDEAL GF LOOKS:
>tall (5'7"-6'2")
>long, natural color hair
>glasses
>no tattoos or piercings beyond the ears
>casual sense of style (hoodies, jeans, chucks, etc.)
>not too fat or too skinny

IDEAL GF PERSONALITY
>same interests as me (vidya, anime, history, sports, etc.)
>kind and compassionate
>honest and able to communicate her thoughts and feelings well
>intelligent and ambitious
>strong sense of morality
>similar level of sexual experience as me

This is about as ideal as it would get for me. I'm hoping that if I work hard and keep improving myself, one day I'll not only meet my dream girl, but I'll be able to be her dream guy as well.
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cute, horny, loyal, smart, So bad taste that she would fall for me
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>>25388162
I think I'm your ideal gf.
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>>25380033
sounds pretty hot, I'd like one like that
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>>25388220
>tfw nobody is my ideal gf
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>>25388220
Anon, that's not funny. Don't play with my heart like that.
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>>25388267
I'm dead serious. I don't know where this is coming from but I think we were made for each other.
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>>25381250
made me chuckle

original
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>>25388334
What's your ideal bf then? I think we as robots often get too excited when we see these types of threads and someone describes us, then we start projecting our ideals onto an anonymous stranger.
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>>25388267
Sorry, I gotta go. Send me an email at [email protected] if you're seriously interested.
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my ideal gf
>yandere
>loving femdom
>mostly same interests
>waifu
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>>25388439
>tfw having to weigh my romantic idealism against my common sense and skepticism
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>>25388609
It's an image for ants for a reason anon. Don't break your own heart.
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>has a vagina
>brunette
>4-5/10
>likes autistic vidya (grand strategy and such)
>reads realism novels a lot
>lifts or at least exercises frequently
>likes doggers
>politically aware
pretty much the same as me except for the first thing
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>>25388123
newfag out
>>>/reddit/
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>>25388697
I know, I know. All the signs are there.
>vague responses
>has to leave shortly after responding
>image is too small to read time stamp
and most damning of all
>responding to people on this board
I want to believe so badly though.
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>>25388590
>yandere
>femdom
thank god I'm not the only one who's into that combination
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>tfw no response to your post
it's okay, I know she's not out there.
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>>25388970
don worry bro
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>small, like 5 foot to 5'8 max
>beautiful but unappreciated because not a fucking slut
>not really bothered but B/C cups would be nice
>good ass and good waist
>just a legitimate girl, no bullshit, just honest to me as i would be honest to her
>shy but can be fun when she gets to know you
>not had sex unless it was in a relationship
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>>25389026
you can only pretend to not worry for so long before the pain comes back.
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>around 17-18
>173cm
>face a combo of cute and sexy
>whatever eye color
>whenever I'm around however they're lit up
>hair ends somewhere around armpits, it's black, ginger is fine too
>comes up with various different and unique hairstyles every once in a while
>pale
>her protesting/complaint tone is a magnet
>caring, clingy, touchy, cuddlish, normal sex drive
>C cup
>healthily thin, moderate vase shape with decent thighs
>mostly clad in semi-casual clothes
>definitely perfect pussy
>no anal, rare blowjobs, prefers kissing over everything else
>mostly submissive but will firmly request an intercourse with subtlety if I'm not throwing her on the bed already
>had her share of shitty life and keeps interactions with society to a minimal, formal levels aside from hanging out with me
>loyal
>witty
>some artsy hobby is okay
>unconventional taste of music, doesn't like stuff just because of popularity
>occasionally plays vidya, watches animu
>moderate workout is optional before relationship, fine with working out with me in a relationship
>doesn't have overwhelming desire for children, especially not interested in more than one aside from the situation where we've made a fortune
>a little kinky, fine with me choking her a bit not to the point where she'd look hysteric since that's not appealing at all
>expresses her needs, a bit timid with banter, we don't talk much but still get messages across, quickly make up over arguments
>she didn't have many friends and places our experiences at heart

Nobody like this exists would need around 4-7 pointers retracted to achieve something remotely possible. Fuck relationships I don't need someone who's hunting for someone to make babies with, I want a person to invest herself into a relationship, take it seriously and not give in to temptation. It's only fair because I'd be providing the same benefits. That and someone who's as social as me is one in a billion when you filter by female gender.
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>Funny
>Sarcastic
>Shorter than me
>Cute hair
>Loyal
>Not many friends
>Virgin
>Replies when I message or talk with her.
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>>25380033
>acknowledged I exist
>is not violent
>is faithful
>not above 220lb
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>>25390264
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