I'm done. 2016 is the year. I can feel it...
>Get a job
>Make some friends
>No more lonely birthdays
>No more porn
>Enjoy life
>And most importantly...ACQUIRE A GIRLFRIEND
What about you?
>pic is oc and very, very related
Enjoy life more
Make more gains at the gym
Stop quitting the guitar and keep at it
Feel better about myself
I think 2016 might be the year
>>25378782
God damn, you can see the dead in his eyes
Time to make your mark on the world, brother.
>>25378782
>pass my classes
>get gf
>get job
>>25379632
How? What exactly are dead eyes?
>tfw probably have them
>>25378782
>Succeed on life
>Get muscle
>Get married
You're going to get your heart broken you glorious faggot
>>25378782
I had that feeling last year, and the year before, and the year before that
I'm still here
Well first I will start with the basics:
>start going to bed earlier and sleeping more
>eat better
>pay more attention to hygiene and clothes
>meditate more
Then, when I hopefully start funcioning better, I will do these:
>study more
>read more
>practice drawing more
>go to the gym if it turns out I dont have a peripheral neuropathy in my limbs, which is unlikely
>explore movies more because I didnt really watch many
>even if I dont get to lift anymore, Ill still do some regular exercise
>less pornMore
Btw, what is with people setting goals like
>be more social
>get a gf
Work on your selves first you plebs, the pussy and companions will be more likely to follow. Noone wants a shell.
>>25379868
You sound really fucking ignorant and stupid.
>>25378782
I had similar resolutions for 2015, none of them happened tho.
Get /fit/ and /lit/
>Lift heavy and bulk up
>Eat clean for health
>Finish writing my book
>Read 100 books
I'm 28 now and I'm at a turning point where I just don't care anymore. Women have become less and less important. I just want to leave a literary legacy when I die and not feel crushingly depressed while I live.
>everyone says they will go to the gymProtip: just dont come back looking like a meathead
>>25380069
Ill even he happy with otter or even skeleton mode anon. Anything is better than a thin skinnyfat.
>>25380069
>>25380088
Oops I read that wrong. Whats wrong with being a meathead? Also, you will never be one natty.
>>25380030
Good luck on the book, friend. I've done the same and got about 10 purchases on amazon. Then I realized you have to either strike luck, or keep at it for ten years to get anywhere. That or a marketing campaign.
>get into mechanics classes since I can't keep collecting disability
>get to a 515lb deadlift for 3 reps
>get decent at chord melody playing on the ukulele
>get level 1 certification on ukulele if its not too much of a hassle
The mechanics classes will be nice but it will be stressful having to work again, it beats being disabled though.
>graduate
>go to grad school
>raise my irl friend count from 3 to 4
It's ambitious but I think I can do it
>>25378782
>Stop feeling like shit
but i try and fail to do that every day, so it's not so much a resolution as it is just a day-by-day hope
i'm going to get a haircut but that's not really a resolution either.
happy new year fellow ausbots.
I have a job interview next week and I'm expecting twins in April or May. If things fall into place, 2016 is gonna be a wild ride.
> wake up earlier
> no drugs except on weekends
> no more coke
> meet new people
> gain some muscle
>>25380115
That's awesome. I don't mind if it doesn't get really popular. Popularity is hardly a good metric of substance or quality, as you can see in pretty much every field. I just want to leave some of my thoughts behind and if a few people find value in them, that'd be great too.
>>25378782
Did he really turn into a trap, or is that Anna Kendrick?
>>25379967
>Work on your selves first you plebs, the pussy and companions will be more likely to follow. Noone wants a shell
This guy gets it.
>tfw too lazy to do all the work necessary to go from rock bottom to "interesting" in order to acquire any sort of companionship
Fuck it tbqh senpai'
>>25380069
>Protip: just dont come back looking like a meatheadProtip: a robot never will
>>25378782
are they really the same person? (left and middle man)
>>25380153
>no more coke
Please stick to this brobot, coke is terrible. My parents are cokeheads, they spent most of the money we got every month on coke while me and siblings went without any Christmas presents, internet, and wore good will clothes.
They spent at a minimum $2000 a month on it and ended up dealing just to make a little extra cash(for coke).
As an adult I've never met a coke user who was in control of their use.
Even the occasional users I knew did shit like blow $300 on it on nights they wanted to party and end up broke til the next pay check.
Nothing. It will be another year of stagnation.
At least I have a full time job, and no vehicle forces me to get daily exercise and that's good enough for me.
>>25378782
>cut hair
>lift
>eat more
>get in fight
>tell friend "Hold my glasses"
>die from a knockout
t. reality
