All humans are dead. You are the only person on Earth.
What do you do?
>>25378667
the same thing im doing now
>tfw everyone is already dead to me
>>25378667
Kill myself since there's finally no one to judge me for doing so.
play games on my gameboy and talk to my stuffed animals. make trips to deserted shopping centers for food and batteries when i need it, but try to limit them since it would be 2spooky4me
>>25378667
masturbate and watch Two and a Half Men, what else?
Kill myself to end humanity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVX8wm_CONM
Steal awesome cars, drive on awesome twisty roads.
Make sure I have a gun on me so I can kill myself if I crash and am critically injured.
Samefag on /r9k/ like there is no tommorow
well hopefully they just disappear so the whole town doesn't start to smell, but...
>steal some truck
>drive down to the grocery store
>load it up with food and stuff
>help myself to some of the last made fast food
>scout out a new rich people house in the hills or stay at home
>barricade dwelling
>expedition out of town to bed bad and beyond
>load up on candles and pillows
>have a room with a pile of pillows to the ceiling
>sleep in the pile
>dildo myself in public bathrooms
>eventually shoot myself
>>25378667
>All humans are dead.
>What do you do?
I imagine I'd be dead.
>>25378667
Jerk off in the middle of the highway.
stop taking my meds
be the OP of every single thread on /r9k/
Make clones.
Your welcome Humanity
also Robot friends
no dog meme, it's just another mouth to feed.
When the dog can become my food instead
Learn energy management.
Build a palace.
self suck in street
>Search for a qt corpse
>lose my virginity
this would be amazing. all I want to do is learn and build things. I'd seriously spend every waking hour learning and building solar powered Wall E type robots to compact all garbage into small garbage cube squares.
>>25378667
fugg animals, I guess
>go to military base
>get full autos and explosives
>shoot and blow shit up for the lulz
>do a shit ton of drugs
>eventually blow my brains out from loneliness
>fart loudly
>put my fingers in my buttcrack and then smell them without checking to see if anyone is around
>yell embarrassing things and random gobbledegook at the top of my lungs like I have the worst Tourette's ever
>poop off the top of a skyscraper
>walk around wearing nothing but sneakers, tube socks pulled up to my knees, and a backwards hat
>>25378886
And then all the nuclear reactor fail.
>>25378667
If i can deal with the loneliness i have now.
I think will be fucking sweet if this shit happens.
>>25378906
Fuck, this makes me realize that I'll almost certainly get myself killed trying to fly a jet.
But if not, then what I'll be doing is exploring the world in a fighter plane.
I'd probably do all the shit I couldn't do because of norms and limitations of society
>>25378906
>eventually blow my brains out from loneliness
Why don't you do that now
Why don't we all
I am assuming in this scenario that all the people just vanished and all the food, possessions, etc. are still around undamaged.
>Load up a vehicle with food
>drive to a bunch of places I've always want to see
>make a list of places I wouldn't otherwise be allowed in and go there. Things like military bases, the White House, art galleries, movie lots, mansions, etc.
>touch masterpieces just for the hell of it
>try not to go insane from loneliness while doing this
>eventually kill self
I'm the type to not assume everyone is gone so I'd probably wander around for years looking for other survivors and obsessively sending out CB radio calls and yelling off into the distance and calling out for people any time I enter a building hoping to find someone.
>>25378950
Chances are you wouldn't be able to get the jet off the ground enough to kill yourself.
>>25378965
What would you do that norms are preventing you from doing? What limitations of society do you butt up against and how do those limitations affect your choices?
"I'd totally do all those things I want to do!" Tell us what those things are.
>>25378966
because i'm not that lonely
>inb4 normie reeee
>>25378989
Not to mention being completely untrained and passing out from g force if you some how manage to get it in the air
dude, for seriously, question... why the fuck is everyone lonely?? its probably mah ass burgers, I could definitely go the next 60 to 80 years without social interaction.
> people are fucking mean
> does everyone really have that many friends anyway
> my grandpa is literally 99 years old... most of his friends and family have been dead for 2 decades. he seems okay with it
>>25379035
I feel the same way.
Fuck other people and their bullshit.
move in to the white house and hang out with the ghost of abe lincoln
Make a farm and ranch like in Minecraft.
Go robot hunting
Get a horse
Horde food
Vidya
Virtual reality
Expensive Sex dolls
Go look for hidden technologies the government has
>>25378801
You're awesome.n
I've never fired a gun. So I might try that.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Kv4qVaY.png "latest[1].png")
>>25379035
But if I'm on an adventure all by myself, who's going to be my white mage and cure me whenever I faint?
I'd go to japan and raid otaku porn stashes.
>People not realizing the power grid will be out within a day or two if everyone disappears
>>25378921
I respect you more than almost anyone.
>>25379035
>>25379044
I have friends and stuff but more and more I've just been spending my free time at home getting stoned and making beats. I want to put out some kind of release this year and I have other art projects on the go so I'm starting to ditch out on social commitments to work on art.
I don't want to take it too far and alienate people. And I also need to do some networking if I want to get any kind of art career off the ground. But I have less and less energy for socializing.
Even with going to shows, I'd rather just go by myself, have a beer, listen to the music, dance maybe, and then leave without having to talk to anyone.
>>25379055
thanks duder
>>25378989
I'm actually a trained private pilot and play jet sims, so I know the startup procedures and the like. I also have a background in motorsports and think I could figure out how to fuel the thing up without too much trouble.
So, basically, exactly enough to get myself killed.
>>25379103
Then live your dream, anon.
Live your dream.
>>25378667
Suicide, because now no one is around to tell me I can't
>>25379035 I also have ass burgers and would probably get an animal companion
>>25378812
This. And after take a big dump screaming AAAAAWWWWWWWWYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>25378667
Find a car. Drive to China, take a boat to Japan. Living in a tall tower in Tokyo. Make it comfy. PS4, everything.
if all humans are dead then so am i
>>25379175
>he's not a robot
>Drive like a madman
>Probably die in an accident after a few hours
>>25378667
I would feel really bad for all the pets that are locked in the house without their owners and will inevitably starve.
Probably visit the Vatican and look over their stuff
No idea how I would get there though,probably cant.
I wont even be bale ot get out of this desert
I'd pull a fire alarm in some school and eat mashed potatos from a cake froster as I rummage through other people's houses, with a distinct focus on finding their dildos or guns. I'll also try to look through thier computers, but most of the good ones will have passwords probably
>>25379080
how would you get there, my weeb friend
>>25379170
just for the way the landscape looks? it's not that good, their are better places for that. such as Seoul. so why Tokyo, but also you would need to pilot said boat alone which may prove difficult anon
just want to ensure you dont fuck yourself over in this circumstance
Find nuclear launch codes, play with mukes until I'm bored, then make lots of sex slaves so i can rule my own creationsand lose my virginity
>>25378667
>All humans are dead. You are the only person on Earth.
>What do you do?
Ensure long term survival by securing food.
Ensure long term entertainment by securing electricity generators and fuel.
Masturbate a lot.
>>25378801
Pretty much this tbqh familia. Would probably travel around the ruins of europe for a while before settling in at an ancient castle and losing my sanity in its vast lonely halls, accompanied only by my trusty cat, who will probably murder me in my sleep at some point.
>>25379245
total /mischief/ my friend
>>25378667
Masturbate like a normal person.
Download everything I can about spaceflight and shit related to it before the electronics go out (books if already so), go hole up in a supermarket and read up 'til I know what I need to send myself out into space, with the main reason of doing being that I want to find something to fuck and bear my children so our race carries on.
Most likely die of old age before I can even get off the ground.
"I tried" - The last man on Earth.
>>25378667
>complete dark souls from where I left
>break into some house that has goat PC, login on my steam account, play darksouls 2
>pick up some games with keycodes from the store
>play those
>complete Median XL once
>complete backlog of anime
>complete backlog of visual novels
>eat a fuckton of pizzas with cheese
>drink fuckton of apple and orange juice
truly patrician life until entertainment dies off
>>25379361
>2016
>still haven't completed dark souls
Nigga are you serious?
Where are you in the game right now?
Rape dead girls with big boobs.
ogmg
>>25378667
Steal some sex dolls and start fucking it non-stop and then kill myself.
Or just figure out a way to bring humanity back.
>>25379420
I don't remember. I really liked playing it and at some point I paused. I think I was somewhere in New Londo libraries or some shit, basically I need I think 3 more pieces of shits to fight the Lord of Cinder.
Why so many people say they're going to kill themselves? You're supposed to love eternal loneliness r9k
>>25379567
Watch Fight Club. You'll realize that even when you try to escape corporate mentality you'll end up in one. Think r9k is a club of degenerates, trolls and normies. Even retards need a little bit of validation if they're hooked on this site. I would just see how long it would have taken me to get six pack after my sources of entertainment run out and then try to fight a Lion or some other wild animals in Africa, given I manage to successfully travel there. I would die one way or another.
>>25379606
The shit you just wrote is straight from popular psychology articles, how old are you?
>>25379720
Because I don't want to remind them thatmajority of people who don't suicide but would have only living family members as a wall that prevents them since their suicide would trouble them, given they weren't alive to begin with, they wouldn't have any problems with the ordeal
Happy faggot? I'm 20.
Reminder that if you feel lonely you can always create a tulpa
>>25379566
>try to fight a Lion
Only an quickly intuitive brain and 90 parts fortune will get you through a battle like that.
>>25379821
>intuitive brain
>90 parts fortune
I'm quite intuitive, though I'm very prone to misfortune. That's why I want to test the odds.
>>25379811
tulpas are a thing of the past, ghost sex slaves are where it's at nowadays
Business as usual
>>25379752
Oh please faggot, this is amateur level right there. People suicide even with family members, you actually think you know something just because you read stuff on the internet
>>25379877
Shin-kick it in the mouth with your left leg as a sacrifice, put your right leg above its left arm and dig that fucker's brain out through his eyeball
>>25379890
nice, will give it a try
>raid the three local stores that i know stock tons of hentai and anime
>secure tons of food water, and a generator
>pretty much live out my days as normal except you know, without the shitposting.
>roam stores for comfy furniture
>look for a house to live in
>steal every vidya game and console i've wanted
>play vidya games in comfiness
>once done maybe travel a bit
>after that find a gun to shoot myself with
man, if only everybody else died in the world but me, that would be fucking fun and relieving
>tfw don't have to worry about being judged anymore or worry about anyone stopping me from doing what i want
>>25379992
I know because there were times when I used that as a way to deflect the realization of it. I'm not really suicidal anymore but the wonder of death almost never escapes whenever I'm idle.
>>25378667
I've always had a weird plan about this but i would smash a window in every house so family pets could get out- it's something they ignore in every fiction that covers this idea but all those animals dying trapped and alone really bums me.
>>25379361
I'm assuming you'll have a generator since the men who give us electricity and shit are all dead so the power grid is down.
>>25380406
At worst I could travel to some other city by train if I feel too lazy to navigate a map to travel to a place run with a hydroelectric generator. There should be some form of automation, maybe? Ultimately I would just look out for a place successfully powered by sun.
I would pretty much download everything into a picked up high end laptop either way and require no internet if there's some form of [shut pages and shit down if there's no PR presence]
>>25378904
Of course you would Timmy, of course
>>25380548
>Nigger doesn't know how to use train (assuming it still works.)
>Crashes due to not knowing if rail lines are obstructed.
>Where you going to find what you want to download nigga?
Nice one Famazam.
>>25378667
Just keep on living my life
Not really much you can do, sooner or later the food will go bad except for canned food and electricity will stop working so... just chill I guess
>>25380381
Stop projecting your experience to everybody
>Currently in Europe
>visit all Europe
>take a nice car
>drive through china, all the way to North Korea, taking it easy
>visit North Korea, it's my dream
>go back to Russia
>from there I learn how to drive a small boat and go to japan
pic related it's how I'd go there, in this way I won't need to cover big distances by sea (not more than 30 km) and won't risk to die in a shipwreck
I would go to sex shop and try few dildos
Would it be possible for me to clone myself since i would have access to labs and stem cells? At least i would invest my time in trying to breed new babies
>>25380943
If you knew the science behind it then yes, I have extreme doubt you would be able to locate a lab of that quality and actually be a decent Geneticist.
>Not sure if serious.
>>25378667
Eat loadsa candy and cheesecake then get sick as fuck. Set up a base of operations in my local shop centers. Guns, food, shelter, supplies to boarder them up, and literally everything I could need for years all in one place. I'd also take a few puppies from the pet store there and train them up since I once helped run a rescue. Generally live in luxury.
>>25380982
yeah serious, I probably wont have access to the internet very long since electricity breaks down shortly. I i manage it to locate a appropriate lab and libraries where i can do research without the internet, i might really have a chance to save humanity
>>25380605
>implying I can't drive
>implying I don't know where to download the stuff that I've already seen the links for
Fuck off amerifat. Those are just options, a bike or a car are pretty good. Bike for conservation and you can bring more fuel in the backseats with a car.
>>25380673
>to everybody
>didn't say myself everybody
At least you tried, mangina.
I'd drive out to Area 51 and see what they really got going on over there.
>>25379087
I don't think it'd be too hard to operate a hydro-electric dam. I'd be pretty fucked if anything broke though, I'd have to find a warehouse with parts/machine a new part and it'd be a hell of a job to replace myself. I mean it wouldn't be easy to keep the entire city powered solo but it'd be worth it, wouldn't it?
I'd probably just do all sorts of shit. Try out all sorts of different things, plenty of stuff that you can't do legally (roll into a town in a tank, put a HE shell into a parked minivan before popping out of the turret and firing a SMAW into a storefront at which point I hop on the AA mount and empty the belt into what's left of the display that I filled with clothing dummies)
I wouldn't outright kill myself but I'd probably manage to get killed by doing something stupid.
I would go find a big sailboat, load it up with supplies and spend a few decades sailing the world, just imagine all the cool shit you could explore with no one to stop you.
While doing that I would mess with important historical stuff like paint a mustache on the Mona Lisa or I could try hunting a lion in Africa, etc. I would also try fishing for whales, go club a few seals in the arctic, burn a bunch of money in a bank, etc.
go to Louisville
The internet and electricity would be gone within days fags
And the nuclear reactors would go off with no one to keep them in check. Even the backup power wouldn't last long.
So just give up
>>25378667
>fuck no internet
>no new stuff
>all bodies must be stiff and cold in a few hours so bye bye sex
>all food will spoil i some time
money has no value
>thisiaahittbhfam.jpeg
Go grocery shopping, of course.
>>25381654
Why? Original
>>25380064
A life without shitposting isn't a life I want to live
>Go to Facebook
>Write on my ex wall that I still love her
>F5 till power cuts off
>Cry
>Jump off a bridge
spend the rest of eternity breaking into peoples houses, eating their canned food and trying on their panties
>>25378667
suck my bros decaying dick off course
Learn how to fly.
Fly to Malta
Start an orchard on my Mediterranean paradise and spend my days gardening and reading.
>>25378757
This is the scariest answer here. Just one guy on /r9k/, constantly talking to himself.
>>25378667
Break into military bases and the pentagon and learn some cool shit.
Its utterly pointless in the scope of things since your the last one, but exploration of secrets would be really fucking cool until I eventually apply a shotgun shell to my brain
exactly what i've always wanted to do. roam the wasteland with my dog and live off the land once the food expires
>>25379361
>complete median xl once
shit i need to do this too
>go to morgue
>fuck all the qt's who denied me access
checkmate atheists
>>25378667
Go to local aquarium and fuck a dolphin
Hide.
If anything like the Chupacabra, Mothman, ect was real it'd be looking for you.
>>25381506
Under buttered toast.
>>25378667
Take car keys and drive around
Build forts all over the place
Find an old camera and take 16mm photos of myself in the empty space I now inhabit
>>25378667
i would wear sluty dresses all day in summer
>>25378921
Made me kek.
>>25379087
No one's going to mind you stealing all the solar panels and batteries you need. Even if you can't figure out how to wire it up on your own, the books in all the world's libraries will still be good until their buildings start breaking down.
>>25379103
>Aliens that killed everyone descend to Earth
>Find your charred skeleton in the still-smoldering wreckage of an F-35
>Reactions vary between "Huh, we missed one" and "What the fuck was he trying to accomplish?"
As for me?
>Load up on navigational charts, quality survivalist books, every kind of how-to book, steal solar panels and batteries, obtain gasoline siphon
>Make way to coast
>Lay claim to large ocean-going vessel
>Load with other supplies, possibly farm animals as well (plus food for them)
>Head for Hawaii
>Live the lonely Robinson Crusoe existence in comfy tropics
>Eventually die horribly of infection that spread from a small cut
>Get eaten by my own pigs
>>25384025
Let it look for me, I'll shoot it in the fucking face.
This is my dream. I could genuinely live completely alone (I would probably get a dog by my side but I wouldn't need one) for the rest of my life.
>Find a nice fast comfy dual sport motorcycle
>Drive wherever I want using a map
>Explore urban and rural landscapes
>Visit all the places I'm not currently allowed in like Area 51 or The White House
>Make tons of wide-scale art and sculptures that only my eyes will ever see
>Live a completely stress free life, absolute freedom and no worries
>Do lots of drugs
>Die a peaceful comfy death knowing I was the last human and I enjoyed life
