post your pretend girlfriend
its real if you believe hard enough
I should kill myself soon.
>>25378429
arnt you that casual whos only been dating her for like 3 months from that other thread?
>>25378420
Sam Hyde fucked her for awhile, how does that make you feel?
>>25378456
Nah just over a year now.
>>25378459
dont care it didnt happen in my head
>>25378459
At least he is white
Now if she was a coal burner she would be dropped
>>25378459
sam hyde is a hack and his schtick is stale
>>25378505
Hey guys, Sam Hyde here.
I just wanted to drop in and let you know that Ashley was a pretty good fuck.
I asked her out online, picked her up in my car, drove her home and made her sit on my bed and watch me undress.
It felt great to watch her innocent eyes widen when she saw my 10 incher. She said, "C-can I touch it?", but I told her she'd have to let me do what I want with her first.
Before she could nod in agreement I gripped her around the neck with both hands, firmly, and began choking her out. I told her to open her eyes before hocking big fuckin loogies in each one.
When she finally blinked and cried my spit out of her eyes, but before she could black out, she croaked out to me, "Feels good to be handled by a real man, and not a faggy little boy like those that stalk me on 4chan's r9k board."
I just smiled ironically before taking my hands off her neck and allowing her to deepthroat my big purple cotch to completion. She swallowed every drop of my coom postironically.
Thanks Ash.
Stay mad, goobas.
>>25378514
meh... I don't care for Ashley.
And r9k is not your fanbase, you egotistical failure
>>25378575
I think you might have autism, lad.
All waifu fags should fear the Sam.
>>25378575
Most people here like Sam
Those who don't, wish they could be him
>>25378586
like I said... stale material dude.
you were actually pretty funny in 2011/2012 until you ran out of things to say
>>25378420
Polish...I could never realize why I found these ugly, androgynous girls so attractive. They're all Polish descendants. Apparently, this is my "type".
>>25378640
I'm not Sam, I'm Sam's cousin, Boiston Paul.
>>25378641
Rose is not Polish though, she is of Italian descent.
>>25378641
how do you know shes polish?
>>25378420
>pretend girlfriend
Oh, I'm all about this shit.
I'll do you one better and go for full pretend wife.
>>25378641
My dad is polish and I'm a guy and I almost look like an ugly androgynous girl.
>>25378665
I don't like Rose. I like Ashley
>>25378703
stay away you creepy fuck
I have been working on a tulpa of Rose for over a month now, different personality though.
>>25378683
It's a type of face on women. The signs show hardest between 14 and 30. Then they spoil. All of the men just look like hideous, beady-eyed little monkeys, though.
>>25378514
>>25378586
>>25378621
Sam seems like a pretty cool guy.
But he can't fuck 2D girls so I am uncuckable!
Heee haw scooby doo!
>>25378420
She looks like an 11 year old, is everyone on this board a child or what?
>>25378738
>implying Sam hasn't fucked your waifu
Who is she? I'm sure he's Hydden his cock in her a few times. Little jap whores
>>25378747
shes 17
thats legal
>>25378738
Sorry, yer wrong. Sam is pretty cool guy, eh? Fucks 2D girls and doesn't Afraid of anything.
>>25378751
who cares, if your attracted to that then you're either a child or a sexual cretin with a form of arrested development.
>>25378756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVDDnDzpoHM
>implying Master Kenchiro Ichimada hasn't put his buster sword inside your 2D little piggy
>>25378749
>Implying that I have one singular waifu
I have a harem of cute 2D girls that continues to expand.
If you post your waifu on here, she's mine to keep.
She gurgles on my cock in my mind and that shit is so cash.
Go through her pics everyday
Depresses me
my pretend girlfriend is a burnt out Russian whore
she was the best I could do
>>25378828
>implying Rose isn't my waifu
>implying you would fuck a 3DPD
Get good fag lol
>>25378420
she's everything
>>25378891
You're right.
I may be a dirty little man, but not that dirty.
>>25378941
Got you good, you faggot.
It's okay, at least I can still watch a real man (bull) fuck her, in the form of my idol Samuel Hoidel.
Thanks Sam, I want to one day fly to the UK and ruin waifu fags' lives like you.PLEASE CURE ME OF THIS TERRIBLE AFFLICTION, I DON'T WANT TO LOVE ROSE BUT WITHOUT HER TO THINK ABOUT MY LIFE WOULD BE EVEN MORE EMPTY AND POINTLESS. I NEED TO BE KILLED OR PUT DOWN. PLEASE END MY LIFE. I NEED TO BE PUT DOWN I NEED TO BE PUT DOWN I NEED TO PUT DOWN, TAKE ME OUT BACK AND PUT ME DOWN LIKE A DOG, GOD HELP ME...
>>25378977
Jesus christ, so this is what is inside waifu fags' heads.
>>25378996
I hope it's just me. I don't wish this pain on anybody. I just want my life to be over to be truthful with all of you family. Rose threads make me want to kill myself, I never read them. I hate the idea of putting pussy on such a high pedestal but I can't stop my retarded mind from thinking the way it does.
>>25379041
find a good tv series to suck you in
>>25378828
I also have a harem of 2D waifus.
>>25378977
you're the worst type of rosebud.
rose would hate you.
do it yourself.
>>25380078
>>25378977
Completely and utterly the truth.
Obviously you can not handle Rose as your anything. Please improve yourself or end yourself.
>>25378996
Although he is an extreme case, he is a relative.
