Can I be robot too?
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> be me, 23
> be 7.30pm on NYE
> have no friends to go out with
> watching mythbusters on netflix when I get the urge to tug
> watch trap porn with bruna butterfly getting sucked off cuz normal porn is boring
> cum quick cuz it's hot
> cum lands in my mouth
> mfw
What happened to me! I used to be popular, literally lost my virginity at 16 to a teen magazine model. Now I'm at home on the night that everyone is out on cuz I'm a nobody
Do I pass the test? Ca..can I be a robot like you?
>>25378134
>lost my virginity
>can I be robot too?
No
I always wonder why i come to this board. this board is enabler for my behavior.
>>25378134
Yeah. If you want to. Disregard the bitter virgins who want this to be the virgin board. I'm a virgin, but it's my fault and nobody else's. I think anyone could be a robot sometimes, sometimes you just feel real low and you can't communicate with anyone.
>>25378134
You're a failed normie. If you improve yourself, you can become a normie. If you don't, you'll become a cyborg.
But you'll never become a robot.
>>25378269
>this entire post
neo-/r9k/ everyone
If you've fucked models you still have normie potential. Ascend back to your people while you still have the chance!
>>25378289
I'm sorry to break it to you, the only thing neo-/r9k/ here is you, Reddit.
The whiny faggots crowding this board now are not robots
>>25378269
If it was your fault you were a virgin, you wouldn't be a virgin in the first place, unless you are vocel.
>>25378478
That's literally tumblr fatlogic.
>>25378511
Explain how I am wrong
>>25378444
Never been on Reddit. What now, nerdlord?
Mythbusters isn't on Netflix you fucking liar.
>>25378657
Now I simply disregard your obvious lie, and notify you again that you are Reddit.
