What's it like having a conversation with a gril over a drink?
>massive shit talking in general
>"fuck men, bff's forever!"
>ear shattering laughter every time a joke is made at someone's expense
>positive nihilism
This is all given that you're not on a date, and actually getting drunk with a friend, not just breaking the ice over light beer and cosmos because you've forced yourself to believe dating isn't awkward as fuck.
>>25376611
Basically this.
When it IS a date or similar, you just sit there trying to talk while pretending you don't either want to leave or want to immediately go fuck each other. (And if you're me, are so good at pretending that nothing happens and you both go home horny.)
>a bunch of boring drivel about my life
oh wow thats cra-
>more inconsequential bullshit
>oh anon, what do u do for fun?
>>25376527
>drinking what looks to be jack and coke
>on the rocks
>diluting your whiskey with water, cold, AND sugary syrup drinks
Disgusting. Women are shit.
>>25376846
Don't you talk shit about her! Don't you dare talk shit about any of the Amagamis, you cock eating faggot!
>>25376527
Awkward in general.
This happened to me last night though, bear with me because my green text skills are weak.
>2 for 1 drinks at local hip bar
>plan to meet a couple of friends down there, we do this every tuesday
Important to note:One friend is the human incarnation of /out/ and the other is /pol/ with a bit of /k/ mixed in
>drink a couple of coronas with buddies, laughing, having a good time
>/pol/'s 10/10 qt asian ex gf shows up,
>starts talking about how she wants to try acid
>notice well known drug dealer sitting in the corner
>buy acid and mushrooms from him
>sell acid to qt, keep mushrooms.
>she invites me to stay and drink with her and her qt mexican friend
>pol friend talks to his ex, which puts all of the qt friends attention on me
>qt friend is plastered, like, when i looked into her eyes i could tell she couldnt focus
>qt friend says i look like sean white but more handsome
I get that a lot
>instantly asks for my number
>aweyeah.gif
>talk to her for 10 minutes about music etc... Basic things.
>she leans in close to me, while were talking
>lips almost touching
>out of nowhere she starts slurong about how she doesnt trust men.
>herewego.jpg
at this same time /pol/ friend is arguing immigration with his ex
>qt friend tells me to just move along and smoke my cigarettes
>tell her i dont smoke cigarettes
>she is instantly all over me again, more affectionate than before
>yep, this bitch is crazy
>teasing her a bit, she thinks its cute
>about to seal the deal when /pol/'s ex apparently had enough and stands up shouting at him about not knowing anything because he has white privlage.
>he spergs out all over the place
>FINE, BUT ANON AGREES WITH ME, right anon? immigrants cause all sorts of problems
>try to ignore him,
>keepa hitting my ahoulder saying hey, hey, lets talk politics.
> my cover is blown.
>qt friend leaves
>drop /pol friend off at a gas station in the middle of nowhere
>\out/ friend and i go home and do shrooms together
>>25377201
So its a little like that, i dont recommend it.
She still has my number though....maybe.
Sorry for All the mistakes, i'm on my pleb phone
>>25377201
Roo leave
>>25377271
Yeah, i'm pretty much a normie. But i was the normie in highs school who liked to hang out with the robots. Think of that one guy who had genuine interest in you and showed you sincere kindness. That guy was me. Anyway i was leaving now anyway. Just thought i'd answer op's question. Because in his mind, a conversation over a drink is like a movie, no awkward silence, perfect lines, good humor. He should bury his expectation now, so he isnt shocked when it all goes wrong.
Pro tip; dont have a conversation over a drink, have a conversation over 6 drinks.
>>25376527
Wouldnt know
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As an alcoholic, it's really annoying watch her nurse a first beer when you just want to drink more but can't because then you look like a lush idiot.
>>25377402
>Pro tip; dont have a conversation over a drink, have a conversation over 6 drinks.
Nigga I am a full blown alcoholic and cool story broski
What are some drinks you can order at a bar that won't make you look like an autistic fedora tipper?
>>25377821
Listen to me son. Get yourself an old-fashioned. You'll be the most respected person in the room.
>>25377876
This is what I get every time, but I'm always concerned that it completely makes me look like an autistic fedora tipper.
>>25377876
You're trying to trick me
>>25377876
Ya and make sure to wear a bolo tie and a fedora, to really be respected
>>25376527
>What's it like having a conversation with a gril over a drink?
Really boring.
>>25377821
Order a fucking Blue Moon, everyone has it and normies treat it like an amazing craft beer
It's comfy, but that may be because I'm a feminine bitch boy that can relate to them.
>>25377821
Jack and coke
Or something with sailor jerry's, that shit is the bomb
Easy
>>25377821
Vodka coke
>>25377876
Is this the Mad Meme drink?
>>25377970
doing anything with a female other than putting your dick in her is boring though
Depends on the girl and the drink you autists
>>25376846
>Implying Jack is not already shit
learn2burboun faggot. Got some Woodford Reserve or Bullet.
What if I don't drink anymore?
>>25376527
It's pretty vapid
>>25377821
Martini
Shaken not stirred
It's annoying. They copy your level of honesty. If you get too honest then they reveal their powerlevel and start nitpicking you over every little thing you're doing wrong in her eyes.
I actually did this last night with one of my friends that I've known since high school.
It was nice because she is fun to talk to, does not bitch and is overall pretty interesting.
Basically we talked about our lives, it was pretty comfy.
>>25377201
So much fucking normalfag in one post, I actually want to vomit.
Fuck off back to Instagram or whatever.
You realize robots never get invited to anything, right?
We don't have "a couple of friends" to go out and drink and do drugs with.
Girls don't kiss us.
Girls don't even talk to unless they're being paid to.
I really want you to know that you have no place in this board.
Just go and be with your people
>>25376527
depends on the girl. It might be wierd to you, but each grill is different
>>25377821
Long Island Iced Tea
Doesn't taste like alcohol at all and it's tasty af
>>25378931
>Long Island Iced Tea
Dude that's my shit (for when I want mixed drinks)
That or Gin and Tonic, Dark and Stormy, or Jack and Coke
Otherwise I'll take a nice high IBU craft beer or IPA.
its like a clown trying to entertain a huge audience in form of a clit
>>25378998
>Gin and Tonic
this is the correct answer.
>>25378897
OP asked a question and he answered it and shared his experiences. Go fuck yourself.
>>25379177
You can run on back to Instagram too, you stupid nigger.
Why the fuck do you even come here?
Just lurk and don't shit up the board with your normalfag stories, no one gives a fuck and you're just doing it to brag
