>be 12
>watching return of the jedi with extended family at some sort of reunion
>scene where Luke and Han are going to be thrown into the pit
>uncle says "That sarlacc reminds me of your aunt dorries pussy"
>whole family laughs
>ask my dad what pussy means later that night
>now 21 and gay
>tfw no vulgar family that makes lewd jokes instead of making each other uncomfortable
>>25376518
>dad makes vulgar jokes and talks about sex shit with his friends in front of me all the time as a kid
>regularly sat me down to watch old action movies with sex in them
>always felt uncomfortable
>grew up wierd and didn't seriously want to do anything more than kiss girls until I was 19
>still a virgin at 23
Kill me.
