>tfw my type is a basic bitch normie white gurl
What's your type, robots?
Black hair, pale skin and light eyes. More slender face than your gf though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7EY5p-7MOg
Aya shalkar the slav
huge dick black man
>>25375803
kazakh =/ slav
I'm glad I could help you with that
>>25375719
any girl that likes me.
>>25375719
Blond, blue eyes, pale skinned. Smart and humorous.
That'll never happen for me though.
>>25375719
A girl who has a fashion sense , takes care of her looks , likes to go out to different places with me. Has the same retarded sense of humor I do. Is willing to try different sex acts with me .
>>25375719
non existent.
Fuck your original comment bullshit.
I like really dark black girls.
>>25377326
like as dark as pitch black?
>>25377366
Black enough so that they don't look brown or ~25% white like most Ameriblacks are. And there is no such thing as too dark for me so pitch black would also be acceptable.
>>25377454
liking really dark girls is odd, but understandable. do you have any obscure fetishes/sexual interests?
reserved asian qt (average, but asians gain personal extra points for me)
>>25375719
girly boys
>>25376025
i like you anon, and i hate this board.
Full lips because I fantasize constantly about them around my dick. Never underestimate how important pillowy lips are when getting a bj.
>>25377630
full lips like this
>>25377643
>tfw you will never suck on her lips
>>25377643
She is perfection. Even the color of the lips is 10/10.
[X] Puts up with my shit
It's a tall order
>>25377659
>brown eyes
Nevermind..
>>25377706
She's Syrian.
>>25377741
REFUGEES OFF MY BOARD AND OUT OF MY COUNTRY
Don't really have a type.
Really so long they have a nice face and aren't obese/super skinny.
I like em young/old. slim/chubby. tall/short.
I guess this is because I don't get any action.
I got called super mega ugly when I posted here once, that was my last chance at ever wanting to be with anyone because now I know people are all just fake and mean, and I'll never be anyone's "type". I'm not even that ugly I just have the type of face you want to beat up. Also I'm really "whiney" because I don't have friends and like to talk shit about shit that makes me mad.
I AIN'T GOT NO TYPE
xxx
Chubby girls. They are soft and warm and most of them have low enough self esteem that they will worship you just for loving them. Just stay away from the ones on Tumblr.
A-type, gunner, perfect student and crazy hard worker. Also anorexic, highly insecure, and a closet drug/alcohol addict. Usually Asian.
I mean, that's who I keep dating, anyways.
>>25377885
post yourself
The girl I can't keep out of my mind is a 4/10 girl (who works out) from Turkmenistan. The only time she interacted with me is when she laughed at how ugly I looked in a pic they took (I was just sitting behind them) and after that I developed a crush on her. I'm sure she thinks I'm pathetic but whatever. At least I am in Russia now.
>>25377923
Insecure girls are great because you can find a 7/10 who feels like a 2/10 and keep her for yourself.
brown girls
>>25377936
no more like kill myself lmao
I just wanted you all to know that you're all evil and I wanted to date someone, and come out of my shell but now I'd rather die alone than chance dating someone who's as bad as I know I am (and I'm one of the better ones, nobody can be trusted) being alone with myself>ever getting my heart broken again
>>25377979
if you post pics I'll call you pretty
>>25377979
just post a picture. i'll be nice!
Found this one on a reddit makeup site, she kinda reminds me of myself but with my luck she's probably straight. Anyway cute tomboys with dark hair and big eyes and pale skin, and awkward hair.
>>25378001
>>25378003
LIES IT'S ALL LIES. I JUST GET MORE DEPRESSED AS THE DAYS GO ON LMAO WHY DO I STILL EVEN TRY. TELL ME WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE AN AVERAGE GIRL ;_;
>>25378013
why would she ruin her face with makeup?
>>25378030
I'll tell you if you post pics
>>25378013
I know what you're talking about but that legit looks like a 14 year old boy right there
>>25378030
Where are the pics? I'll bet you're girlfriend-worthy.
>>25378030
c-come on, i'm sure it's not so bad. just a peek!
>>25378013
that's a dude.,it's a dude
>>25378044
I don't mind maybe that's just what I'm into :3 but only when it's legal, like on an 18 year old woman (which she seems but maybe she's underage oops >.<) not that I'd ever have a chance at someone like that in the real world but at least I know that I do have a type. Kinda knew a girl like that before but she wasn't as pretty. Kinda like guys who are attracted to legal loli girls or "teens", ain't no harm in thatt
2D, what else? 3D will never be able to compare.
>>25378073
No, it's not lol. What makes you say that?
>tfw you're no ones type even though on paper you're bomb as fuck
Why don't boys like me r9k ;-;
Tumblr whores i don't know why i just dig there degenerate looks
>>25375719
How do I even know what my type is if I've never been with a girl and fap to practically everything?
>>25378128
you are uglier than you think you are.
Short hair is god tier although the cute ones would never date me
>>25378128
they're just insecure about how big your penis is
Bright eyes, ample bosom and a joyous smile
>Tfw only Chad will share a sleepy walk through foggy woods at daybreak with girls like these
Well as long as we're posting /soc/ girls, heres my type, kind of like yours but even more basic looking. Your pic kind of reminds me of an old lady for some reason.
You secretly don't know. I feel your pain.
I like skiny alt girls with bangs
>>25378152
So you like men then?
>>25378195
Looks like a 13 year old jewish boy with long hair.
>>25378151
I mean I think I'm pretty ugly, but people have told me otherwise. And I get hit on fairly regularly by attractive Chad types. But no one wants to actually date me. Am I a practice girl??
>>25378157
I don't have one of those. I have a nice innie vag tyvm
Cute with long wavy dark hair
>>25378251
Oh, I see now. You're either a liar or incredibly annoying with a shitty personality. Makes sense.
>>25378251
if you would post pics we could re-assure you that you are indeed ugly
but we won't know until then
>must like to read books
>MUST like The Simpsons
>cute
That's about it
>>25378283
Ok,
>inb4 inevitable rants about why im an attention whore
ill admit right now i want attention, thats why i commented in the first place
>>25378278
I am neither of those things. I'm smart, pretty funny, and independent. These are all traits I thought were good and attractive. Maybe I'm just too crass idk >>25378283
Why would I post pictures of myself on r9k. That seems like an atrocious idea.
If you're really curious as to what I look like, my email is [email protected] and you can see for yourself
>>25378237
G I M M E
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>>25378048
people tell me to never post here but idc anymore, I still wake up each day paranoid and bitter and depressed and hateful, what is one more instance of being crapped all over and possibly risking being stalked gonna change it? Also I invite bullying with my pitiful outlook and autistic un-self awareness, along with being a big baby and how jealous I am, idk thought but for some raison people treat me like crap no matter what I do and even if they claimed to be my friend, I have no clue what I did other than becoming depressed and a recluse. So yeah if someone is gonna decide to dox me or kill my family, I at least want the people of 4chan to know I existed. I hope I don't sound really suicidal but I have no clue anymore lol fml. Here's my jew schnozz because kek
>>25378313
Omg you and eggman should breed! and then drive your entire family off of a cliff
>>25378313
you're a practice girl if I ever saw one
sorry for your loss
>>25378313
you aren't ugly but you look like you are in your mid 30s. i don't think chads are hitting on you.
>>25378324
>>25378313
Kek, which one of you is the really real anon?
>>25378324
yikes, jew nose...
>>25378368
we're different people she was some other sad lonely girl
I like that we both have noticeable dark circles and dead eyes
Hapa girls with a weird feature (in this case, bug eyes).
>>25378369
yup that's what I said it was, astute observational skills there chad, you really dun showd me, I REALLY WASN'T AWARE OF MY SITUATION, MAN, NO REALLY THANK YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT, SAY IT AGAIN SO THE PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU CLEARLY
>>25378324
Such a shame that /r9k/ is filled with emotional wrecks such as yourself.
>>25378387
looks fine to me desu
>>25377946
Fuck.I just saw her. She walked by me in the college. I wanted to at least say good morning to her but that would be retarded given the situation. I wish I wasn't so pathetic.
>>25378324
Oh Indian reserve keeksposter. Have you sought professional help? Isn't it free for Canadians?
>>25378406
such a shame that normies such as yourself still come here
>>25375719
Dark & long hair, Asian, tall (but not above 6'0).
>>25378313
Get the fuck off this board you fucking normie
>>25378463
I've been here since 2008 and won't be leaving. It's your kind that poisoned this space, just like you poison all interactions irl.
>>25378439
what do you think lol I'm still coming here and being edgy and in denial, if anything I thought I was getting better but that was a lie. I had a bad trip on some mushrooms and I think I had a seizure or something, my mom said it looked like I fainted, I was all pukey and dry heaving and got all cold and sweaty and shakey, then I fell and hit my head. I don't even really remember it except that I thought I was gonna die and I was really cold. I thought I saw blood in my puke but idk what it was lol. I did manage to get to sleep eventually but desu I don't even know what would have caused it other than I haven't really been eating, I have like one meal a day and I eat really crappy, I only have bad trips when I am in starving myself mode. I feel fat though, I must have put on something like 3 lbs but I guess it wasn't shit, or I just eat really terrible. My mom thought I did some other shit lol she didn't know mushrooms do that >.< Idk I don't feel to bad about the experience though, maybe I needed to learn to plan my trips better and to not be so unhealthy and gross. Came to that conclusion before though and I think my will just wants me to keep pushing myself to the verge of insanity. and you're right it is free, I am just a procrastinating piece of shit that is weak
>>25378110
>2D, what else? 3D will never be able to compare.
Basically this.
It's not that I'm against 3D in principle, I just know that there's no such thing as a real version of my waifu, and so why even bother?
>>25378537
wow good one lad, I am crying are you a professional edgelord?
for real that is some top tier insulting, like and so on point to man you really nailed it. 10/10 you beauty you are so good at knowing me and my triggers
t r i g g e r e d
>>25378550
Go get help. It upsets me whenever I see you post
>>25378607
awww somebody cares about me :')
too bad these feelings never last
thanks for noticing me though, it's a good feeling having a regular. maybe I will get help, just for you. <3 and if that turns out to be a lie and I still put it off, know that I thought of you once, when I was happy
and I don't even know you but I like you, you're a sweet heart. Also kiki and kotes were super pretty little girls I'm jelly
>>25375719
A bitchy bitch who yells and smacks me.
>>25378591
Wow, I'm literally talking to a teenager.
Pale, Average build but maybe a little on the thinner side.
Thick ginger hair with a side parting, green eyes, facial hair optional.
Neurotic, low self esteem, easily manipulated and naturally obedient.
Never lived until he met me (so virgin, no/meaningless friends, never been anywhere abroad except with family etc).
>>25378772
I hope you follow through with it.
>>25378924
thank you anon, I hope you continue to continue to post qt pics of the ostrenga girls til the end of time
>posting 3DPD
FUCKING NORMIES, LEAVE THIS PLACE!
Brainy, well-mannered mexican or black girls.
Some white girls too.
>>25378171
> only Chad will share a sleepy walk through foggy woods at daybreak with girls like these
if by "a sleepy walk through foggy woods at daybreak" you mean "brutal, degrading throat-fuck while heslaps her and spits in her face and she'll be the most happy person in the universe at that moment and will never think about anything else than Chad's cock" I guess you're right
A girl who is as much of a loser as me. So someone who has no friends and never goes out.
Pale with long, smooth dark hair and cold eyes. Loves cats and hates people. Thin and not too tall. Classic fashion sense. Well, that's my dream girl at least. I would settle for loads of other types.
>>25375719
nordic blond pale fat busty cute
>>25378313
I don't know if I'm deprived but I think this girl is legitimately cute. If she just smiled and did something different with her hair, she'd be very cute in a unique kind of way.
>>25379330
yeah you're depraved my friend
big brown eyes, pale skin, dirty blonde hair, on the shorter side. big thighs, small boobs and small arms. also cute small lips
a girl thats me lol
>>25379290
good taste tbqh
Pale, dark hair, straight bangs, thin face
>>25378144
Same. The weird color hair and glasses are such a turn on, but it's always these feminist stacies
>>25378013
there is a high probability you are gay, friend.
>>25375719
pic unrelated? thats not a basic bitch
>>25378171
>>25377611
these are basic bitches
>>25379338
My childhood oneitis was kinda goofy looking. Round fat face, big bug eyes, thick eyebrows, always had dark circles.
I think it's kinda messed with my taste in women.
>>25375719
my standarts by now:
>female
>white
>not a fat whale
>alright face
Stuff aside from looks:
>cute tone of complaints
>good sense of humor
>open minded but not stupidly
>shy, could be mute etc but would resort to some way of confirming her feelings to me if I imply a question of that
>cuddlish
>loyal
>minimizes socializing with others
>switch
>heavier kind of music
Looks:
>long hair
>black hair
>innovative hairstyles are okay, overly classic/hipster not quite
>angie varona/katya reminiscent face
>any sort of chest aside from saggy
>not disgustingly fat
>not bare bones
Mix and match and that's the girls I fall for. None of them meet all of the requirements, sadly. They either have pretty much everything but go to parties and are susceptible to losing their sense of loyalty or fail to reciprocate what I show.
I don't deserve one that matches everything, there are way better guys for someone like that. For the time being though, given my motivation returns I could become a significant person.
>>25375719
>my hand
>the Internet
>lady lush
Doesn't get any better than this, bros
>Straightforward/ deadpan
>Kind of miserable but it's mostly due to trying to shut out stupid regular life bullshit
>Not actually nihilistic/ deadbeat; just doesn't like the direction society's generally headed. Is secretly ambitious about some things
>Willing to take that step to becoming ambitious
>Holds upmost respect for honesty and objectivity
>Big eyes
>>25378387
I look like her but with a hime cut, this makes me feel good desu
>>25377885
If it makes you any better, after a series of bad experiences in conjunction with reclusion, you are 100% normal
Even the worst vile "I want to kill you all. Right now. Stop being happy; I will gut you with a knife" feelings are completely regular stuff that is inside everyones' brains, it just isn't brought out.
You just happened to miss out on all the opportunities that either bury that anger or redirect it to meaningful things. And there's never a "too late to change now" moment. Even if you've actually done horrible things; you can still go back.
>>25375719
tfw no 3/10 autistic below average homely lovely gf
pic related
>>25380144
>3/10
The more you do this, the more you prove tumblr correct about their assumptions on how dumb men are
>>25378313
Well, hello there egglady.
>>25380144
>3/10
She's got to be at least 6 man
>>25380186
stay mad roastie,
>>>>>tumblr
>>25380219
Nope, am a 7/10 guy
Pic related is a 3/10 girl. 2/10 just means unfortunate but put in effort, 1/10 is deformed, 3/10 is not deformed or unfortunate but still bottom of barrel.
What that guy linked is a 9/10 or 10/10.
Pretty face, nice skin, nice hair, petite body.
Men would kill for her, not for 6 or under.
>>25379999
>quads
>hime cut
Not my thing desu, but if you're cute it werks
>>25375719
i made it guys..
None of you bitches are fat, and even most fat girls can have a boyfriend if they lowered their standards a bit. Don't bite the fucking bait /r9k/.
![Yvkbu5F[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FRdRTng.jpg "Yvkbu5F[1].jpg")
>>25378313
more of my gorgeous body
![1KJkD29[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iEoziQ3.jpg "1KJkD29[1].jpg")
>>25378313
>>25380390
more face with better lighting
>>25380403
Why am I now noticing how many women look like eggman + makeup?
why do i like this
>>25378313
more than this
>>25380403
![EkutO0O[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O7dPGB3.jpg "EkutO0O[1].jpg")
>>25380451
am i hot enough anon ?
>>25378506
Same, but with long hair and bangs.
>>25380482
cos you're a beta and you know you'll never get a qt gf anoniktfb
>>25380510
but i find the first pic cuter
she doesn't seem like she's trying to impress anyone and that's something i respect
>>25380482
Because you're fucking gay and likes manish faces
>>25380487
The perma-dimples, the bags under eyes, the faded out eyebrows, and the extremely high hairline. All these in conjunction just scream eggman to me- prior to seeing him I would maybe think you're attractive.
Your face just looks saggy. Stretch your face muscles more?
This is my type, at least in terms of appearance.
>looks like pic related
>less crazy eyes
>denser eyebrows
>shorter than me
>T&A doesn't matter as long as it's not on sagging grandma territory
>dresses boyishly
>hair a bit over shoulder level
>>25380648
>>25380680
So basically you want an ugly little boy.
Hmmm...
>>25380703
No, I want a cute petite girl.
>>25380716
yfw her dick is bigger than yours
>>25380716
>>25380648
> no clear visible shot of adams apple
> giant feet and hands
Trap. Really fucking cute one though, would love and cherish for eternity. But don't fool yourself anon.
>>25380648
>>25380716
Anon, I don't think you're being completely truthful here.
>>25375719
i hate you all,
i hate you fucking loser cunt worshippers all beyond words
>>25380802
What's your roastie sore about?
>>25380802
I admire your enlightened position, anon
I do not feel anger towards you
We are merely still growing, we are still clinging to hope
But don't worry, we will join you one day. We will etch away from society until we decide to just run off to our wizard tower.
Until then, we are normies infesting this board. I am sorry.
the type that loves me
>>25380755
If she had an adams apple you woukd see it in this picture, she hates trannies and gays so I doubt she is either and her feet just looks bad in that picture, they look better here www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayvt6KXrX_Y
Dead eyes, dark hair, pale and nonchalant. Almost like she could belong in a mental hospital. Not sure what to call those
>>25378273
did you screencap that? she probably thinks you're a creep
>>25380905
What you posted isn't that though, she has tons of makeup on and has taken the time to curl her
Real beat up girls look like shit
>>25380905
Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette.
They don't really exist outside of fiction or your imagination. Some might look like it, but they are just dirty whores who can't be bothered with basic hygiene so they smell horribly, and have annoying personalities. Usually entitled bitches with no real redeeming qualities.
That girl in your picture, nonchalant? she has well-kept hair, clean clothes, and her eyebrows are obviously worked on. It's just a pose. Sadly.
>>25381002
>Real beat up girls look like shit
Why would they have to? I'm male and I'm a wreck and I'm NEET, but I still look pretty good. I don't think there's really that much maintenance for a girl to not look like shit.
>>25381078
Post picsi forgot about the fucking robot
>>25380905
That girl is wearing so much makeup it's practically a mask
I'm a guy and I can see it
>>25381022
>she has well-kept hair,
>>25380331
I don't normally post something like this but you guys look like you are meant to be together.
>>25379999
Checked
One day I will have blunt cut bangs gf.
Chubby cute brunette with wavy hair and nice curves
Pic related : My grill so pretty much that.
>>25380487
didnt know you played dota 2 professionally
>>25378324
>tfw hate jews with passion but be attracted to jew girls more than any other
>>25376396
Dude get your ass over here, fuckin everyone is your type in sweden
>>25375719
the "partner in crime" sort
A cute white girl who loves to watch movies, listen to music, go on car rides, and fuck.
>>25382255
oh man i want to go to sweden because it seems like such a comfy country and their language is pretty fucking cool
on the other hand what business does a lonely tourist have in sweden other than taking some photographs of nature and stuff. ill probably be just as alone when i travel
>>25382255
what if im not anyone type ? fml
>>25382548
Are you black? That's all you need to be anyone's type in Sweden.
>>25380487
>>25381580
forgot picture my bad
>>25378313
Miss Eggman
literally this girl here
>>25377643
>>25377659
>>25377741
God I wish I could get a hot libtard gf
Light skin and eyes, dark hair.
>>25375719
Blonde with big tits.
slav with big tits
>>25384007
Brunette with enormous boobs
spanish bitch that can cool. tryin to find my wife.
>who else /nigga/ here?
>>25384022
Who's your favorite slavic slut?
Jet black hair. Short hair. Cute face. Short height. Tomboy. Likes the same interests as me.
>>25375741
My fellow male of african descent. The Abhorsen series ruined me.
>>25385292
Mari is slowly morphing into Tifa appearance-wise in that series.
