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insomnia edition
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Am I really this alone?

Highlight of my year was seeing kristen ritters feet.
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tfw someone is gonna call the thread shit for not linking previous one

I didn't think, my mind isn't with it
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got back from america today lads, didn't post here for the entire duration of my visit

quite proud
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should just be called caffeine edition
or excess energy edition
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>>25375379
And now you've gone fucked it up by posting
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>>25375495
being back home made me crave for the place i call home on the internet
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>>25375509
pretty gay tbf
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>>25375535
guess im gay then desu senpai
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>>25375552
Self acceptance is the first step toeards curing yourself

>>25375441
Make it yourself next time then you fucking cunt.
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I have a normie friend who comes over to mine to play fifa sometimes

he invited me to a new years party, wish me luck lads
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>>25375650
Enjoy risking your life on the most dangerous night of the year
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>>25375695
its just a house party
he also said there would be no drugs, just alcohol so nothings gonna happen
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>>25375925
>he also said there would be no drugs, just alcohol so nothings gonna happen

this is possibly one of the stupidest things I've ever heard
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>>25375999
nice trips

whats stupid about it?
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>>25376040
saying that nothing is going to happen because just alcohol is there as if just alcohol is going to make things any safer
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>>25376059
i doubt the angry drunk types are the kind of people who get invited to new years parties
and i dont think people are gonna get so drunk that they start doing jackass type shit
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>>25376109
>i doubt the angry drunk types are the kind of people who get invited to new years parties

Have you ever been to a new years party, or even a party for that matter?
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Morning lads
Any of you ever been up to London for new years?
I've got a qt from abroad staying with me and she wants to go up, but I'm worried it's gonna be shit
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>>25376389
>on r9k

you know the answer to that
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>anticipating a habbening in UK to start off 2016
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>want some fucking vegetarian pizza
>dominos/papa fag doesn't have any 50% deals or 2 for 1s outside of tuesdays
>the paki shop that serves awesome pizza isn't open till 4pm + 30 mins delivery
>the nearer paki shop next door isn't open till 3pm and it's not as good

FUCK ME MATE DO I REALLY NEED TO WAIT 8 HOURS TO EAT?!

I CANT FUCKIN EAT MY ROASTED DRUMSTICKS WITHOUT PIZZA
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DAPPYS NEW SONG IS BANGING!!
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>>25375357
It's shit for still not using the fucking NYE OP image
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American here. Wish I was British.

I love LOVE British music. You all have great bands like Slowdive, MBV, Pink Floyd, the list could go on
I LOVE Harry Potter movies!
I LOVE oldschool runescape!

I just love everything about your country!
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>>25377955
Fuck off you wanker
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>>25377975
Why's that old chap?

Cheerio
-An American
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>>25377286
just googled 'dappy new music video'

all his tunes are shit famalamadingdong
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>>25378008
you don't know real music famalamafrimpong
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>>25378469
Damnit stop posting, this thread needs to die so we can use the NYE pic
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>>25378489
This will reach 500 by the time midnight comes. Relax mate.
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Anyone else going to a party?
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>finally finished wageslaving
>after working 10 straight days with only christmas day off I am neet again

So, n-new years eh.
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>>25378885
What kind of normalfags do you think we are?
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SHE'S A LITTLE WILD AND SHE'S READY TO GO, GO, GO!

I hope she is working a New Year's Shift.
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Poleaboos (mate) has just finished up his 15 day ban and is relieved to be able to post again

Finally caught up on comics and reached rank 3 on Hearthstone (Thanks to his friend)
Applied to no jobs but mum and sister have given Poleaboo a lead on 2 that he should check out

Found some great femdom videos, search femdom cult for "The English Mansion 247 slavery", 20gb large

Oink oinks finally notified Poleaboo he could collect his laptop, 3DS and mobile phones, 9 months of searching and no results, no new charges
Getting his soliciotor to post the stuff down since a same day return ticket to Aberdeen is 120 quid

Poleaboo now realises he could have either stayed silent during the first interview and gotten off scott free or pleaded guilty at the first opportunity and been back at uni within the week

The month of July was the best perioid in Poleaboos recent life, he was enjoying work at the amusement park, his roommates were based and he was able to express himself on his blog

>>25379316
Stop posting her, it brings up painful memories
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>still not using the new year's image

He spent hours making it andy ou still the outdated christmas day one.
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>>25376416
londoner myself, almost guarenteed to be shit.
I'll be in Greenwich, hoping to catch a glimpse of the fireworks from the observatory hill.

Also the spoons there is nice
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>>25379325

>not even saying please

You didn't ask nicely, so my answer is No No No
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What the fuck is wrong with you OP? Why do you keep making threads with the wrong fucking picture?

Jesus Christ you're retarded.

P.S. Fuck Hiroshima for not being able to keep the site running.
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>>25379368
I'd like to cut that neck.
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Stratford van anon here. I swear one of my regulars is a robot, I wish I had made some subtle robot reference to see if he responded

/stratfeel/
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>>25379368
Get a job at Aberdeen Garthdee McDonalds and check out some top draw talent first hand
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>>25379325

>poleaboo posts lewd images of grills he lives/works with
>gets upset when people post faces of people who model for mcdonalds
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>>25379333
Fuck the new years image and fuck the autistic mouth breather that makes them
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>>25379398

>moving to the other side of a different country to take a job at McDonalds

I will admire her from afar, if it's all the same to you.
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>>25379409
Yeah well he contributes more than you do.
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Scampi Fries make excellent pillows for tired fingers.
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>>25379401
It brings up memories of when Poleaboo worked there

All small McDonalds look exactly the same
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>>25379409
Did a graphic artist cuck you or something? Raped by a painter?
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>>25379430

Why do you have the right to request that we stop posting pictures of other people after posting nudes of other people without their permission?
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>>25379316
I am.

hooray for serving up big tasties at 12am
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>>25379422
>he doesn't know who I am
Ok new chap
>>25379436
Cuck and rape first things to come to your mind, I sense mild projection
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>Have MDMA
>No friends to do it with

Such is life, I'll just be playing video games on NYE when I could be out having a good time.
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>>25379479
lmao nobody knows who you are
you make no difference to these threads
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>>25379443
Police are returning the laptop etc therefore not being charged with that shit hence it never happened
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Anyone else visiting their town on Animal Crossing to wish their residents a happy new year tonight?
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i'm going full anti-degenerate in 2016 lads

deleted all my social media to start off with
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>>25379501
Haven't visited it since 2004.
I think it's safe to say that nature will have reclaimed the town.
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>>25379488
I can change the demographic within a few strokes of my keyboard, you're way out of your depth here lad
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>>25379489

I hope they reinstate the charges and use this post as proof of no remorse.
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>>25379512

Best get off of 4chan then, this place is no place for an honest good citizen.
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>>25379489
They've installed spyware on your laptop mate, you're forever going to be on their radar now
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>>25379537
>check start-up folder
>delete

wow hard
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>>25379526
i need 4chan to stay red pilled
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>>25379524
>I hope they reinstate the charges
How?

No proof. I reckon though someone just told detective that it wasn't worth the resources
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mum just popped round to give me a roast dinner

nice one ma
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>>25379576

By moving the case file from the suspended drawer to the active drawer and asking the CPS to resume the prosecution.
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>>25375650
have fun lad, don't be the one that gets too drunk
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>>25379483
where arw you
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>>25379628
Still need to find the original video
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>>25379682
I actually have a .gif of the original
Should I send it to Aberdeen police stations email with a few screenshots of your posts?
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>>25379723

Yes. You should do that. Also post it here, as I have never seen it.
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>hungry
>too much effort to make lunch

I'm suffering
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>>25379723
I meant in Poleaboos possession, they've obviously already seen the 4chan stuff

the need to see him setting it up etc
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anyone else extremely paranoid about a terror threat? i can just imagine in london people counting down with the projector ting and as the fireworks go off there are several suicide explosions on the riverbank fFUCK im so scared to go outside
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>>25379756

>going outside on New Years
>not spending it with you're waifu

ree normie
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>>25379672
Northwest
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>>25379682
>>25379723
>>25379753

That would give them enough to get a warrant to ask your ISP for information.
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>>25379756
No because there aren't any Muslims within 10 miles of my town, and I very rarely leave it.

>Oooh arrr, c'unryside for tha win lads
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>>25379860
im going out into birmignham though you can understand why im fucking scared fuck
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>>25379853
>your ISP for information.
This was 2 years ago when he was living elsewhere, again they already had this info, pretty sure the girl doesn't want to press charges
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At work right now, feeling pretty sick, been pumping myself full of anti-vomit medicine for the past 48 hours, I hope I can managed to at least get buzzed and not throw up tonight peh
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>>25379853
I realise that, I don't even have the .gif, I was just trying to wind the poor lad up
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>>25379891
>>25379860
Stop listened to BNP podcasts
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>>25379911
Makes sense, since it was a .webm
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>>25379912
Pakis out desu (it is) lad
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>>25379891

Good luck anon.

I'm safe in Slough, they wouldn't bomb it because they'd take out too many of their own.
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>>25379977
Careful with that edge, son
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>alone for NYE
>not even getting drunk
>just finished at the gym
>eating a nutritional healthy balanced meal
>probably won't even be awake for the countdown

Why do faggots get so excited about this shit
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We need 400 posts before we can start the proper thread with the proper OP image.

We're not gonna make it, chaps.
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>>25375118
where's the fucking NYE image that was made yesterday??
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>>25380159
Honestly who cares
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>>25380159

How about we post 400 pictures of cute animu girls?
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>>25379409
oh yes, instead we should give our respect to mouthy fucking twat like you instead should we? Fuck you. At least the guy who makes the images fucking contributes something unlike you, you piece of shit.
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>>25379520
fucking hell, we've got a right important cunt here lads

>chuckles
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>was supposed to be going away with chum for New years
>ear has been hurting past couple days
>think nothing of it
>woke up this morning
>blood on face and pillow
>coming from ear
>go to docs
>bad ear infection
>can't go anywhere
>everything was already paid for
>spending New years alone
>mfw
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Have some porn. Happy NYE!
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>>25380245

>that expression

I wonder what she was thinking at the precise moment that photograph was taken.
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Who's having a cheeky wank today then?
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>>25380203
>being this upset over a comment on the internet

Top kek

What do you contribute about from whining all day? I undertake many personas, I can guarantee some of the funniest shit you've read in these threads were posted by me, pipe down you melt

>>25380218
More than you'll ever know laddio
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>>25380259
"Fuck, I forgot to buy milk."
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>>25380279
If you're David Cameron. Could you please stop letting in so many brown people? Tah.
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why the fuck is no one using the right thread image
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>>25380309
Because IT DOESNT MATTER, wish the cunt would stop making them desu
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guys can you not post porn? I've got to spend christmas eve with the folks and while I'll be on the laptop I don't want them getting a cheeky glimspe of some $2 whore on my screen
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Christ this thread's dead today. :(
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>>25380232
Oh well, its not all bad.
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>>25380337
Christmas Eve.

>typo or time traveller?
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PAKIS OUT NOW TBQH

oc
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>>25380358
obviously a typo you neek
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>>25380360
Nah I don't mind em desu.
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>>25379537
You'd be stupid not to reinstall windows after getting your pc back from the police.
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>>25380260
already had 3 desu time for 4 i think, what shall i wank my self off to lads? thinking bbw creampie
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typewriters
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>>25380352
What country are you in? That looks good right there m8
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>>25380352
Co-op frozen pepperoni? yuck
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>>25380360
Why is there a coat rack with a white shirt on it on the outside of someone's flat?
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>>25380480
UK

(fucking original comment)
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>>25380352
>>25380519
Wait no, that's Ristorante isn't it? Even worse.
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>>25380539
UK isn't a country
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>>25380557
Don't be a retard.
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>>25380531
Because theyre pakis I assume
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>>25380187
and this is why I stopped putting effort in to making them.
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>>25380557
Ur mum is a cuntry tho 2bh lad
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Gonna go to manchester's city centre alone at 11pm tonight, want to see how insane and rowdy it is.

Hopefully lots of really drunk sluts and people from st helena selling drugs.
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>>25380570
Ignore him, it's just one butthurt hater (that is what butthurt haters actually believe)
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>>25380578
Looks like someone shit on your pizza mate

And leopard skin print bed, really? Unless you're a 50 year old woman I don't think you can pull it off
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>>25380617

it's a doner pizza mate, i wouldnt be surprised if it was literally shat on.
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anyone in the south west wanna meet up in bristol for new years?
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>>25380531
It's painted on the inside of the flag, wouldn't want to be to controversial.
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donner meat, put on a spit, warmed up and left to cool down everyday till the whole things done.
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>>25380570
Good, fuck off lol
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>>25380662
yea. lol. really funny.
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STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD LET IT DIE!
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>>25380679
Stop crying you fucking loser
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WHATS HAPPENING LADS
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>>25380923
dead thread is fucking dead lads
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>>25380923

Large spells of Image autism, hatred of asian people, and some tfw no gf

Standard day, tobh.
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>>25380923
I'm working through my Unrated songs playlist in iTunes, schmoking and playing Minecraft, same thing I plan on doing all night.
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>go to jobcentre
>new adviser recommends me for some work experience slavery bullshit
>she didnt even look at my info to see that i already did work experience like 6 months ago

she cant force me to do this shit right?

when I go next time I'm just going to tell her I figured it would be pointless because I've already fucking done it.
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>>25381014
>she cant force me to do this shit right?
No, but she can and will suspend your benefits if you refuse. I couldn't even get out of doing a workshop that I'd already done before.
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>>25380984
>rating songs

Hmm, that's a good idea. What kind of stuff have you got 5-starred?
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>>25381014
>>25381053

Just get a fucking job you lazy pricks
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>>25381120
>implying the idea of going to a workplace doesnt literally give me panic attacks

fuck off
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>>25381120
I do have a job, but even with qualifications and experience it takes time.

>>25381117
Nothing you guys will like I should think. I mostly listen to Industrial-inspired electronic music (EBM, Electro-Industrial and their derivative) and a few metal bands I liked in high school
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>>25381156
>this isn't your DWP form, you don't have to lie here you lazy jobsworth cunt
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>>25381189

>literally buying into the "you have to have a job to be a worthwhile human being" meme

Look up what jobsworth means you fucking mongoloid. Thinking you are a big man cos you flip burgers for 60 hours a week.
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>>25381214
At least he's not scared of his own shadow buddy
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Guess I'm going to the pub tonight with both of my sisters. Kinda just wanted to stay in playing an MMO, actually.

I hope you nerds treat yourselves to a nice dinner if you stay in or something.
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>>25381301
u gonna give them the d lad?
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>>25381309
No, I'm not giving my D to anything in this lifetime, sport
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Who /alone/ on NYE here?

>tfw too lazy to think of excuses which i can tell my co workers and other people what i did on NYE

feels bad to live in hell
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>>25379357
I live in Greenwich, gate clock?
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>>25381415
>>tfw too lazy to think of excuses which i can tell my co workers and other people what i did on NYE
"Everywhere is too busy that night"

It implies you go out on other nights, but you don't actually say it so it's not a lie if you ever get called out on it.
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ordered a chicken and mushroom pizza with a garlic bbq base and a cheese n bacon stuffed crust, was looking forward to it until i opened the box n one of the slices had a puddle on it. pretty sure it was spit from the polish delivery guy 2bh
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>>25381624
why do people use these threads as a blog?
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>>25381489
tell them ur spending the night touching ur self to 2d cartoons and shit posting on a japanese forum with ur pals
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>>25379357
>spoons
>nice

fuck off lad
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>be pretty anti-social past few years
>have few friends but never really go anywhere
>not been out on NYE for years
>past year got shit together
>arrange to go out on nye
>really looking forward to it
>don't suck with girls anymore and decent looking
>high chance of getting laid
>be ill, can't get out of bed

The one year I actually WANT TO FUCKING GO and I can't.

FUCKING SHIT FUCK CUNT.
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>>25381722
>muh too ill to get out of bed for the best night out of the year

man up you fucking loser, i have a friend with kidney stones and even he's coming along tonight
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>Waiting for my da to pick up my Rum

I WANT IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25381799
My back is fucked. I literally can't walk.
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>>25381799
not him but i dont see how NYE is that much more better than any other party. I've had better nights that werent on NYE.

also, having kidney stones is not nearly as bad as other symptomes you can get from illness, such as random attacks of dizziness. when i take paracetamol i feel fucking fine but occassionally on a daily get a random dizzy attack where i just fucking fall over and pass out for a few minutes. i guess if i took drugs (and you gotta take some on NYE or you will be hated by every fucking normie) it wont make it better.
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>>25381826
unlucky that lad, cant wait to get tanked up n cheat on my mrs with some bad slag
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>>25382031
>kidney stones are not nearly as bad as random attacks of dizziness

confirmed for knowing nothing about kidney stones
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>>25381175
lets see your audiobooks pal
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>>25375118
>05:55:55
That's impressive m8
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Alright lads

Just got back from the shops to buy some tinnies, saw the qt I've had a crush on since high school and finally got the courage to make some small-talk with her. It went well, I think.
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>>25382152
mongoloid ur
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>raining outside
>doesn't matter because I'm staying in my flat

Take that normies
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>>25382100
eh, i fucking had kidney stones to the point where i had to go to the hospital. yeah they hurt like a bitch, but that's about it. if you dont drink alcohol or take drugs on NYE and drink water and take painkillers you can survive.

if you have random attacks of dizziness, get one and fall onto the street and hit something (car, curb) then you might actually fucking die.
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>>25382236
Calm down, DeeDee

>Fookin...shitposting on /r9k/ right?
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how is depression actually defined?

if you have a chemically normal brain that's persistently experiencing the symtoms of depression, but for justifiable reasons (i.e. social isolation, nothing to hope for, nothing to live for, etc.) is that still considered depression? or will they say 'nah you're healthy, your life's just shit m8'
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>>25382143
It's all Douglas Adams at the moment. I've also got the versions of 2-5 read by Martin Freeman but I haven't got around to copying them off the discs yet.

I think some of you lads would appreciate the Dirk Gently radio plays featuring Harry "lodsofemone" Enfield.
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I can't wait for tonight when all the normies have gone
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>Friend works January
>Thought I'd be nice, rearrange drinks for January 2nd instead
>Tell group
>Everyone is okay with it
>Means I'm staying in tonight but meh, it's only two days later
>Friend texts me saying that they go into work on the 3rd, cant do drinks on 2nd
>Try to last minute scramble some sort of gathering without him tonight
>Everyone else has plans now or its too late
>I screwed myself over.
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>>25382286
They don't test your brain to see if its cehmically healthy mate, if they did that they would find out SSRIs are shit and won't work for you, and then they might have to actually try and treat you.
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>>25381660
what are people meant to use it for, please do instruct us all
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why are some people depressed and others not

my normie co worker who has sex, friends and everything is depressed

I, an autistic no life hermit robot, have never been depressed even though i had plenty periods of struggle in my life
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i want to fuck a whore to bring in the new year

do you think they'll be out whoring themselves for free tonight or is it worth trying to research and ring a couple
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On New Year's Eve, I like saying to people I know I'll see in the next few days, "See you next year". It's hilarious.
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>>25382441
I bet that's why you're spending this new years eve with us innit lad
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>>25382377

New Years' is a busy season for them unless you've pre-booked. Might be able to get a cancellation appointment though.
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>>25379489
Great, now go fix your life. Get a job already.
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had an asda heinz bean and cheese pasty.
didn't taste to great, just like beans in a pasty.
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>>25382459
So I have to book an appointment?

Where's the best site to get one?
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>>25382469
Sounds right vile senpai. Only pasty with beans in it I ever enjoyed was a full english brekkie one I had in cornwall.
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>>25382441

That is really funny, you are a funny guy anon.
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>>25382260
>you will never do a load of drugs and explore yoker with deedee
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>>25382286
The best definition is the anecdotal one. People can all say 'I'm depressed' but those have really felt it will know the crushing feeling of hopelessness, the drain of energy, the lack of colour in everything and even the feeling that you'd want to cry but not be quite sure as to why.

It can be chemically imbalanced or it can be caused by environmental and life issues.

Also, there's no one way to get around it either. Some pull through better than others just as some get it worse than others.

My friend told me of a man who killed himself. He had no cause to be depressed, great life had it all. In his final letter he simple stated 'I don't know why I feel this way, I just do.'

Nothing is ever black and white, it's all a spectrum and everyone is 'somewhere' on it.
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Keep getting really bad acid reflux lads, don't know if I can drink tonight
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When did they start putting creme eggs in heroes? They're fucking rank this has ruined Christmas
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>>25382531
Feels bad family.

>You will never build a spaceship out of a cardboard box and go to the moon and then get cosy in hyper sleep in your cardboard ship.

JUST end it all.
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>>25382441
those same people would probly cheer if you offed yourself lad
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>>25382555
>creme eggs
>fucking rank
I hope fightanon beats you up senpai
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Do builders have autism?
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Bought some ASDA Smart Price curry sauce and poured it on some chips. Tastes pretty nice, would recommend it if you're poor like me.
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>>25382610
some might. i work at the assembly line and have autism and an IQ of 115. so high intelligence does not always equal good job.
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I've been blocked by Simply Red.on Twitter It's such a shame as they are my favourite band and their music is so exciting.
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>tfw don't experience insomnia as such but just really light sleep with very heavy dreaming where I wake up like every half an hour
Brain won't switch off
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>>25382626
>115
>high intelligence

along with IQ meaning almost nothing, thats a little above average at best
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>>25382765
are you taking any stimulants or other substances?

>>25382770
>IQ meaning almost nothing
that's what I'm saying
>thats a little above average at best
but now think how many people have a job that requires more thinking than assembly line. relatively way more than people who have an IQ of 115 or higher. only about 16%.
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>>25382827
drink and smoke quite a lot
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installed tinder
left swiped everyone till there were no more people left.
destined to be alone.
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>>25382827
>only about 16%.
about 15%
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>>25382856
some people are more prone to suffer from insomnia due to substance abuse than others, just saying. for example DXM stimulates me alot and when I take it in the evening i will not only be unable to sleep that night, but also feel awake and capable throughout the night and then only become tired the next day at night. while others fall asleep while on it.

>>25382883
source? I was using the attached graph.
when you add all the percentages together you get 100% (100.2 to be exact, i know), so apperently the percentages represent the amount of people within that range. I said 115 or higher, so this includes 145, 130 and so on. and when you add them together you get 16.1%.
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>>25382882
tinder is for outgoing types. i have 1500 matches and i'm still a virgin

the thought of meeting up with strangers for sex terrifies me
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>>25382882
Can't be all that bad mate. I can't even look at a photo of myself without deleting it.
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>>25382253
kidney stones put you through a higher intensity of pain than child labour m8
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>>25382995
I doubt it seeing as they don't cut open your dick with scissors when you pass a kidney stone
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>>25382980
they were all those big hair, big eyebrow poutey shallow types.
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>>25382995
did you even read my post you fucking retard

and now consider that the children who labour are still labouring even though they could kill themselves or just die. they dont either of that so apperently it's still possible.

if you get an attack of random dizziness and fall infront of a truck you won't be able to celebrate new year's with your normie mates anymore.
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>>25383029
don't bother with tinder mate. just delete it. you won't meet anyone worthwhile on it.
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Gentle reminder that every other species on the planet manage to give birth with little fuss and without being pumped full of drugs, human women are just whingers
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I was talking to a girl I've kind of been on off with over the last few weeks. As in we had a date but I didn't contact her after and she didn't reply to my next invitation a week later. I fucked it up essentially naturally I left it there.

Anyway she seemed quite open to me again so I've been flirting a little again today. Anyway I was bored and was teasing her to tell me what she'd got for christmas.

I was like tell me tell me tell me. Tell me or i'll torture you! tickling her a bit and she said You already torture me.

She said this with some heaviness that's made it stick in my mind.

Usually from this story I'd assume I'm a faggot who beta's out and spams her but I talk to her maybe 3 times a week at most and fairly maturely. Could this be an admission of feelings for me.
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/brit/ Manchester meet up
7pm, Starbucks at Victoria station

Poleaboo is maybe going
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>>25383024
>implying they worry about the health of the stone or complications that encur death from bloodloss.
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>>25383024
it's the pain they give when moving down ur ureter from ur kidney to ur bladder m8, the actual passing isnt too bad
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>>25383035
ur logic in that post was pretty retarded desu
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Question for black britbots: how do you feel about people using your colour as an identifying trait?

I was out with my family at a big shopping centre and my sister asks where a loo is and I spotted one, she asked where and I said "right there, where that black guy is standing". It was relatively hidden so I had to give some kind of marker for it, and people are more recognisable that structures and there was a black guy next to it and him having black skin was the most obvious feature when describing him, yet she looks at me like she's thinking "what the fuck?" and tells me to hush and "don't be racist!".

What the hell?
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>>25383155
nah, you're just too retarded to understand.

Kidney stones are a constant, and therefore foreseaable pain

random attacks of dizziness are neither constant nor foreseeable and are an acute danger to your life. no medication will prevent them.
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>>25383091
It's because humans haven't been standing erect long enough for our bodies to adapt fully to it. The angle of the female pelvis has changed to make it easier to stand erect and have sex in the missionary position but at the cost that childbirth is more difficult. Seeing as it was mostly a danger to the mother and not the child, there hasn't been enough selection pressure to fix it.

More info here if you care: http://www.wannabe-anthropologist.com/wba_writing_pelvis.php
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>>25383099
how's the police investigation going lad?
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Moved back in with my parents. BT's internet is absolute horseshit compared to Virgin.
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>>25383099
nobody cares you paki fag just off yourself already
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>>25383240
>Moved back in with my parents
Why would you do that lad?
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>>25383189
Poleaboo won

He's getting his stuff back and the forensic team seems incompetent so these current charges should be drooped soon

>>25383270
Whatever, I'll enjoy my normie night out
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>>25382948
where'd you get DXM from pal?
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>>25383279
Because I'm buying a house and thought I'd be moving in by now and cancelled my tenancy.

Then the cunts at the top of the chain turned around and said we're not moving before Christmas even though everyone below them wanted to.

Now they've said they haven't even finalised all their mortgage stuff yet. Told them I'm essentially homeless now and they said for 600GBP I can stay in an empty house they own for a month.

Basically they sound like rich tossers who want everything done on their timeline and fuck everyone else. Typical boomer bastards.
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fucking hate it when there's a last minute cancelation
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>>25383359
cough medicine. i got capsules containing 30mg dextromethorphan hydrobromide monohydrate
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>>25383401
safe, from the pharmacy?
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>>25375118
I couldn't fall asleep, so at around 8 this morning I took acid to make myself feel better and now here I am
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>>25383371
Sounds awful mate, my condolences.

I'm quite fortunate that I'm not in a chain, though the guy I'm buying from has been divorced for 5 years and has to get his ex-wife's opinion whenever I talk to them as its half hers (another sign not to get married, as if I needed more).
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>>25383359
>>25383401
>>25383441
alsooo it's non prescription. just go to pharmacy and say you have a dry cough and want capsules. u will probably get dxm ones. you could even just say you want them containing dxm but if you're unlucky they won't give it you so easily. or just order from internet.

it's not a stimulant or anything though, actually it's a dissociative, but me it makes me mostly very drunk feeling and only slightly dissociated and when i take more i get so drunk that i have to puke
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why does my post not show up wtf
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Still want to be a bank robber lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1BpY9B8cAA
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Well sent the old texts around the everyone asking what's happening tonight. Everyone replied with they don't know which I guess means I'm not invited.

Looks like another new year spent on 4chan.
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>>25383484
Posts with links in them sometimes get delayed
If you're using 4Chan X, did you definitely submit it? Look in the quick reply window under the captcha
Have you filtered yourself somehow?
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>>25383467
Lucky, could be weeks before my lot get their act together and move out. Now I've got an hours drive to work every day.
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>>25383534
it shows up now, pretty late. kept refreshing and shit. no links.
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>>25383340
>Poleaboo won
>He's getting his stuff back and the forensic team seems incompetent so these current charges should be drooped soon

The ol' popo like to sing ye with the ol' CP when they nab ye computer. Sure Poleaboo had no CP from surfing /b/ or 4+4? That would be difficult to explain.
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Feeling depressed, lads. Always do on NYE. I fucking hate getting older.
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>>25383441

Dxm is olev. I'm one who can sleep on it, it actually gives we the best sleep of my life. It is not safe though. It turns you retarded. I've yet to find a more neurotoxic drug. I still use it a few times a month though. Dxm feels better than being smart. Who needs short term memory anyway? I can't even smell the syrup without getting sick though. I'm left with just coricidin and robogels. Last try I puked 4 times as I was puking out my ass. Fuck that. Pills just make my stomach hurt but I keep it down.
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>>25383650
>DXM is neurotoxic
citation needed. and not safe? nigger are you kidding? it can't even kill you, except maybe if you take some which contain DXM and other stuff like paracetamol together.

maybe they are neurotoxic if you pop like 20 capsules you fucking junkie.
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>spending new years alone, sober and posting on a venezuelan wildlife advice forum with a bunch of socially inept misfits

What did I do to deserve this
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Highlights of the year #1

Crossing a pedestrian crossing before the lights changed. What a time to be alive.
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doing no fap but i got really drunk and last night and wanked till for a bit and some pre cum came out

does that count?

really cannon be fucked to restart the counter ffs
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>>25383650
>pills hurt in my stomach
>short term memory problems
how much of that shit are you taking? everything in high amounts will damage you you retard
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>>25383820
>tfw spending new years alone on a Filipino swag forum

I just want a gf to make my days more fulfilling.
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>>25383855
>>25383820
I'm okay with this desu.

New years is always shit.
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Wife's been called up to London by her boss to work late on an important project. Looks like she'll be missing NYE. Think I'll just pick a few comfy films to watch with her kids.
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never celebrated new years in my whole life lads
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>>25383935
Boring cuckbait post, bruv.
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How long do cans take to chill anyway? There must be a way to work it out from their size and the fridge temperature and if I open it and check they'll take longer to cool.
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