>talk to "robot" who posts here
>he looks completely normal
>tall, fit, attractive, sociable
>has a group of friends, a job/is in college, goes to social gatherings
>has had multiple partners
>could get another just by beeing himself
Why the fuck are you faggots here? Unless you are a friendless loser who is so horrifyingly ugly/awkward that you've never had friends let alone been in the relationship then you should fuck off or at the very least stop trying to act like your situation is remotely comparable to anyone else here. You're just as bad as those girls who complain about being "foreveralone" because they haven't had a boyfriend in over a week.
>>25374923
who cares its not like anyone can stop them if they wanna be a robot.
You didn't realize this place is just full of failed less-than-200 friend on facebook normies ERPing as KHV incels?
It has nice casual conversation about things I like and oddities of life
>>25374923
>used to be robot
>fell for self improvement meme
>now just cyborg
>much happier now, hang out here to try and help other robots like a cyborg once did for me
Don't use "tall" as a normie trait please, its offensive to us tall robots who are KVs despite our apparent "advantage"
Thanks!
>/r9k/ is for ugly/awkward friendless loner virgins
There's literally like 5 of us left here anon.
Everybody else is just role-playing or meme-posting.
Give up like I did.Why the fuck am I still here though?
>>25375051
Yup. Many a Cyborg showed me the path to Cyborg-dom, so I am obligated to pass the torch...
Btw, the self-improvement meme is valid, to an extent.
>>25374923
I'm here by choice. I choose to remain a khv for my whole life.
>>25375271
>Btw, the self-improvement meme is valid, to an extent.
The fact that you say this just goes to show how little you understand robots.
It's likely you never were one. There's more to it then being a fat, sweaty NEET virgin.
Plenty of those types aren't even robots themselves.
>>25375320
Why remain here?
You're not in good company.
>>25375445
not him, but tell me what its about. Im all about self improvement, but my physical defect is worse than fat.
>>25375051
so what changed? I don't really know what a cyborg is exactly.
>>25375445
I see no reason to leave. You guys are interesting enough, being the scum of society and all. There is lots of things to learn from all of you; things that normans can't teach. I never am in good company, but that's the best part.
>>25375621
>scum of society
why exactly do people think of us like this?
>>25375271
>>25375051
Fellow cyborg here. I've been on 4chan since 2009. 2010 I turned my life around, lost kissless virginity, got a career, friends, passions etc etc but once a robot always a robot really. My self esteem is no better despite my normie outward appearance. It's like when you're bullied as a kid, even if you completely change as you grow older and become popular, that shit sticks with you. Inside I still feel like the 20+ KHV I once was. Plus in a way disillusioned with the fact sleeping with 10 girls, and having 3 LTRs in the past 6 years hasn't been the panacea for confidence and feeling good within myself that I thought it would be when I was a KHV.
>>25375548
I'm not going to reveal my inner self to you.
Fucking cancerous normalfag faggot.
If you want to gain a better understanding then read about Hachiman Hikigaya, Satou Tatsuhiro and Shinji Ikari.
3 fictional characters that accurately portray how it feels to be a robot.
Robot is a stupid label created by scum like you though. You can use it for whatever you like.
>>25375621
I asked you that question before I think because this answer sounds very familiar.
>>25375707
Frankly, if you're not scum, you shouldn't be here.
>>25375707
Im not 100% certain, but ive had some friction interacting with people in real life. I know people dont want to be seen with 'lesser' people, unless that person provides them some form of value. Im still nice, but i dont toot horns and have a bad habit of telling the truth. Nothing has ever gotten me in more trouble. Lying is the best thing ive ever learned. And treating people like there the best ever. Its fucking ridicules.
>>25375738
I wish i was a normalfag bitch.
>>25375051
>>25375271
>>25375730
>I'm a cyborg
This basically just means that you're a normalfag with a special snowflake complex.
There is no difference between you and a normal. All normals want to think that they're unique snowflake underdogs.
>>25374923
>>25375730
Join the Marines you pathetic sacks of shit. If you won't hack it through basic at least it'll kill you and we will all be better off.
Fuck cyborg and anyone who uses it, the word you're looking for is normie. Just because you're not chad doesn't make you a robot.
>>25375738
Is Shinji a robot? I think he is just a pussy, Asuka likes him, she just has her own baggage.
>>25375611
Cyborg is half normie half robot
still:
>tfw no gf
>spaghetti often
>manlet
>other issues
but no longer:
>KHV
>no friends
>NEET
>fatbot
>Why the fuck are you faggots here?
To get a giggle out of you hopeless cases obviously fambalam
>>25375080
That image made me kek hard
ive been going to 4chan for years now, I like this board because it reminds me of my sperg 15 year old self. I love laughing at you idiots. Also I still show my robot roots sometimes. Then I hit the gym and blast back to normieville.
>>25375808
Just because you're not a complete loser who irrevocably ruined his life doesn't mean you're a Chad. You can have a good career, friends, money, have traveled the world, had a few girlfriends but still never have had the lion's share or goldmine of on-demand Stacies that only Chads are privy to. instead of whining about it like a little bitch and trying to bring others down how about you work on yourself, shitbag.
>>25375806
Jarhead dog thinking his lunky ass will ever be needed when we drop bombs from drones with xbox controllers and can do much more damage through economic/cyber warfare.
>>25375065
Its funny because their are women that will sleep with you simply on height doesnt matter how you look.
Women think family when they look at dudes, and a tall dude has genetics senpai
>>25375806
Mean this for >>25375738 not >>25375730
>>25375811
Shinja is a textbook robot. Girls wouldn't like him in real life.
>>25374989
>less-than-200 friend on facebook
Is this really a thing? I have 130friends and get 40likes every photo. Compared to people that have over 600 friends and get 15.
That is just stupid
>>25375856
It doesn't matter, Marines are still better people than robots are. Reminds me of the line from Full Metal Jacket when they do the Crucibile: "The Marine Corps does not want robots. The Marine Corps wants killers. The Marine Corps wants to build indestructible men, men without fear."
>>25375860
im tall but have fucked teeth and pectus excavatum. It does even matter if you are tall if you can't smile at a stacy.
>>25374923
I bet you fucked him dudnt you you dumb slut.
>>25375906
A lot of movie celebrities have fucked up teeth, particular features (like a mole in the middle of their forehead), and yet they get paid millions of dollars to have their faces on camera. You think Tom Cruise let the alignment of his teeth stop his career?
>>25374989
>>25375896
>literally caring about Facebook at all
>>25375827
>>tfw no gf
>spaghetti often
Literally 50% of the male population.
Fucking kill yourself you special snowflake piece of shit.
>>25375806
>>25375868
Are you retarded kid?
Does my shit-posting towards cyborgs trigger you?
>>25375968
Yes your shitposting about you being Shinji Ikari triggers my fedora-tipping impulses
Are you faggots even going to a NYE party tonight? Why am I even communicating with you? Now I understand the disgust normies feel.
>>25374989
Yeah, you are right. I think there might be a few like me here. But most just seem to be normies pretending not to be normies.
>>25375987
>Are you faggots even going to a NYE party tonight?
Are you not?
>>25375943
I only use it so I can talk to old gaming buddies and really old friends because I moved over seas. I also need it for work sadly. I was just implying his comment was retarded as hell.
I used to have a shit ton of "friends" then I when I got dumped I went through and removed almost 500 people and my life has been amazing since.
>>25375804
No.
You don't seem to grasp that if you're bullied for much of your early life and lose your kissless virginity later in life, like 20+, that doesn't automatically propel you into normiedom. Psychologically you're still a robot.
Aside from all that, I normally lurk exclusively and don't post so you wouldnt' even be subjected to any "normie" posts from me.
>>25376002
>But most just seem to be normies pretending not to be normies.
... Why would a normie waste his time doing that? Just listen to yourself.
>>25376004
Yeah I am. Got invited by a girl to her house party after she saw me hitting on her roommate, I hope to get somewhere with her tonight although it'll be a challenge since all her friends will be there.
>>25375987
>Are you faggots even going to a NYE party tonight?
Now why in the flying fuck would I do something like that?
>>25376022
>Psychologically you're still a robot.
Psychologically, EVERYONE is a fucking robot.
You really are a dense faggot with no understanding of the real world.
I know it might be hard for a narcissistic loser like yourself to understand but literally everyone is suffering.You're not special in any way :^)
>>25376037
You may not believe me but it does happen.
>>25376181
>Psychologically, EVERYONE is a fucking robot.
Explain how?
Normal people don't have problems in social situations, they just flow. They also seem content with their lives regardless of their condition, they don't break down and fall apart and waste all their time neglecting day to day things. And they have no problem looking somewhat attractive. How are "robots" anything like that? I'm not like that. I have huge problems with my social circle, lots of permanent enemies over minor things, while most people I know somehow manage to reconcile. I don't understand it.
>>25374923
There is literally nothing wrong with being a normalfag on /r9k/, fuck off.
>slightly above average height
>slightly above average looks
>slightly above average fitness
>completely average social skills
i'm here because i only got half-decent after high school, all my social skills developed around fighting for the bottom two rungs of the social ladder.
the fight ahead of me consists of i badly attempt to cover up my ineptitude for other people while trying to let the good empathetic person out from under years of bitterness and self-isolation. i burn through potential friend after potential friend, group after group trying and failing to find that balance until i perfect the formula and find people who truly like me, at which point i worry constantly that they would think less of me if they knew all the spaghettified shit i had to do to get to them.
sometimes, i like to stop trying for 5 minutes and vent, while at the same time forcing myself to face what i'll turn into if i fail.
I have no friends. I have no girls under my wing.
The only person that texts me is my mom.
I received no hbd's on my 21st. I got no cake, I got no presents. I have withered away in the last friend's that I had's minds. I have no one anymore. But fuck it man I don't need anybody's love, or anybody's words.
Fuck everything man I just want a friend, fuck a girlfriend their bullshit.
I come to this fucking shitstain jelqing critique website for comfort.
>>25374923
what about being disabled?
I have friends but there job keeps them busy so I dont see them that much.
My father helps me pay the rent since no one wants to be my roommate.
and Ive recently lost my job because of my palsy (i think they hired me because they felt sorry for me)
and most people think im retarded because of my wierd sounding voice and because I limp when I walk
I hate when people talk to me like im slow in the head
>>25376796
Same anon. We're just shitty people.
>>25375051
>cyborg
We still using this term? Failed Normalfag please go and stay go.
>>25375065
>tall
>robot
Try again fuck face.
>>25375827
>>KHV
>>no friends
If you checked these off, you are a fucking normalfag by definition.
>>25375904
>being slaves to the jews
>better then anyone
Yeah ok friend.
I just come here to laugh at people.
>>25374923
because being le introvert is a hip thing.
>Look guys how much anxiety I have XD. I showed this site to my gf and she said you guys are funny. What a bunch of losers lols. Am I fitting in?
>>25378277
>>25378337
it's about the order
robot -> normie = cyborg
normie -> robot = failed normal fag
I'm only here because this is where the faggot mods forced the NEET threads to.
>>25375896
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Normies leave!
>>25376266
>has friends, lost virginity, and has had multiples gfs
>M-mah social anxiety!!!
>N-no one has problems but meeeeee!!
Man, shut the fuck up. You are the WORST posters in this fucking board. Right up there with the "femanons" and homosexuals.
>>25374923
i'm a normie on r9k because i like you guys. you make me feel better about myself.
>>25378360
thats how it starts anon
dude I don't complain
I come here and try to start decent discussions or give people tips n trigs for life
everyone has problems and gets sad sometimes m8s, maybe if you didn't base your entire identities on how miserable you are you could give it all up and be happy for a little bit
>>25378378
There is no order. You are either a robot, a normalfag or a failed normalfag.
wtf is KHV? khoi herpes virus?
>>25375987
>NYE party
Whats that ?
>shy
>skinny-fat
>ugly gf
>wageslave at shitty job
Pretty much failed normalfag, right?
>>25376266
Think to yourself; "I am worthless, I should just die"
But then don't. Think of it from a "I don't deserve anything standpoint." Even despite what you contribute. You are not more or less important than anyone else. Everyone is equally worthless in this big universe.
...
Somehow, this mindset led me down a path of abandoning my pride. You have to learn to forgive others for their stupid shit. Even if they are blatantly wrong.
They are not your enemy. Your pride/ identity is. Kill it with fire.
In fact, the less pride you try to perpetuate, actually the more confident you're capable of being.
