>Thanks for buying me lunch, anon! You're such a nice guy, how come you don't have a girlfriend yet?
Well, to be frank, 8/10 coworker, I really don't want one all that bad. Love is a dangerous, life destroying thing that welds you someone who is most likely a terrible person for a random amount of time. I'd rather not get 7 years into a marriage, look across the table at my wife nursing my kid, and realize that I don't feel anything for her. When sex and affection are a button away in the modern world and everybody is a terrible person, why get close?
What? You think I'm paying for it? HAHAHAHA!
because im attracted to plants
>>25374903
in your head
>Well, to be frank, 8/10 coworker, I really don't want one all that bad. Love is a dangerous, life destroying thing that welds you someone who is most likely a terrible person for a random amount of time. I'd rather not get 7 years into a marriage, look across the table at my wife nursing my kid, and realize that I don't feel anything for her. When sex and affection are a button away in the modern world and everybody is a terrible person, why get close?
out loud
>w-well y'know, i uh... yknow, s-someday eh? heheh...
>"Hey anon, how come you don't have a girlfriend yet? You're such a nice guy and a great friend!"
>>25374839
i'm a loner. like a wolf. do you like wolves?
>>25374839
Because I always get insanely attached to them because I have borderline personality disorder, and then eventually they hate me because of how much I love them. They get creeped out and call me weird. Call me strange, and tell me to never talk to them again.
Enjoy your lunch.
Because I'm a nice guy and not a chad. I'd have been better off born female.
Because I don't put myself out there. I'm just not feelin' it.
>>25374983
ayyy bby u wana yiff?
one poor bastard frog found out his name on her phone was "free food".
ouch mang.
>>25375082
keep acting like it wouldnt work. maybe you should be writing notes instead of hating on someone who gets mad pussy unlike you
>>25374972
>Oh anon, I wish I could find a guy like you?
>What? Me and you? Haha, you're funny! You're sense of humor is why I think you're such a great friend!
>>25375168
What? Did you reply to the wrong person?
>>25375279
no, i'm just sick of your shit jacob
>>25374942
100% this 12/30/15
>>25375306
What the fuck is going on? What did I do?
>>25375346
Fuck off Jacob you're a cuck
>>25375414
You fucking cheeky cunt who the fuck do you think you are?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fAsPA3nV9U
The least autistic response, use this with caution it gaurantees fresh wet pussy every tiem.
>>25374839
Because I keep fapping to your decade of work, Jessica.
>>25374903
sex is a button away but affection is most certainly not. as someone who has fucked 100 hookers you don't get affection from prostitutes.
in fact you usually just feel bad afterwards and hollow. most of us are love and affection starved, not sex starved.
>>25374839
>>25374972
>What are you offering?
>>25376738
They aren't asking you to date them, they're asking why no one is dating you.
>>25376768
The joke is why ask the question if you're not interested
Cause im obsessed with interracial porn
>>25376823
>my test
>>25374972
>I don't really want one to be honest.
She'll try her fucking hardest to prove you wrong and become your gf. Get as far as you can with her and there you go pham
>>25374839
>yet?
>implying
i never have nor never will i have a gf. by no choosing of my own
life is a miserable clusterfuck of bad experiences. euthanasia should be legal god damn it
>>25376904
Hang yourself, don't be a pussy.
>>25374839
I don't think you gi ve a fuck. Put that in your pipe and smoke it bitch
>>25376948
it will be gas poisoning that will kill me.
too chicken to hang myself, but i can fall asleep and never wake up due to co probably
>>25377020
Do the helium mask thing. It only costs like 90 bucks.
this why you guys need to learn to be the good guy not the nice guy or the bad boy. the bad boy work but women will just get fed up with your shit and leave you eventually.
good guy=nice guy with a backbone
stop ass kissing women and treat them them like human being instead.
>>25377103
my car exhaust will only cost however much gas is in my tank
>>25374839
She looks like the type of girl who would take some of your food thinking it is a playful joke.
I fucking hate that shit.
I fucking hate when people touch my fucking food without asking.
I fucking paid for my food, I don't give a flying fuck if you want to taste it, you can buy your fucking own.
Women are overgrown fucking children.
>>25374839
I don't buy you stuff. quite lying.
If you care to ask me that question why don't you propose yourself ?
>>25374839
Because girls like you are always there to remind me that you are all whores that cannot be trusted.
I can smell the cum from thousands of men on your breath.
>>25374839
This scenario is too ridiculous for me to even play along.
This woman can presumably see me. She could see how ugly I am. Even if she talked to me (which is ridiculous, considering how ugly I am), she would still instantly know why I don't have a girlfriend.
