>she plays the ukulele
>>25374726
Wondrous fairy princess
>>25374726
It's a nifty little instrument if you don't carry it around all the fucking time seeking attention because of it. It's just the female equivalent of the guy who plays guitar.
>>25374726
>not wanting a qt loli ukulele-playing gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4u8n_CjUDY
>>25374726
but the ukulele is actually a nice instrument if you view pass the silliness that is presented on YouTube videos.
>>25374912
But those are Pacific islanders and they aren't using their instruments as a "look at me I'm so QUIRKY" device.
>she has gauges
>she has a portion or the entirety of her head shaved
>she speaks like black people twitter
>>25374726
it's literally guitar for girls.
whenever i see a girl playing a ukelele, i immediately throw out any idea of even bothering to talk to her. they always play one faggy song nobody cares about and sing the same indie-cunt way.
>he plays the accordian
>she reads harry potter
>>25374726
>She knows the grapefruit technique
>>25376888
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>>25376944
Now you gotta suck his dick, just like you said you would! *velociraptor noises intensifies*
>>25376980
>>25376944
>>25376888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nseGgoKBW_c&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DnseGgoKBW_c&has_verified=1
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>she tries to act masculine instead of feminine
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>she's a gamer
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>she wears revealing clothing
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>she wears makeup
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>she is popular
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>she doesn't like the cuddle
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