Hi I'm here for the job interviewyes I am being original
>>25372746
Reminds me of this image I made a few years back.
That's fucking hot.
>tfw no punk gf
>>25372746
it would be more appropriate to post this somewhere with less tendies boys
i dont hire women, they are incompetent and only causes drama in the office and gets pregnant and i have to pay for that.
the door is behind you
>>25372784
tfw fat retards have nicer dicks that you
>>25372784
Don't worry, you won't get a position in HR.
>>25372784
fat fucking degenerate
>>25372761
>sister has haircut like that
>mfw she makes 50k a year
>Alright, if you're here for the facial-abuse set, that'll be down the left and 4 doors on the right
>OR the fuck-machine is down the right and the first door on the left
>Here's the paperwork, it's standard for both, so fill it out then head to either set you're here for
>Oh, and before I forget, here's an enema, bathrooms are right over /there/
>oh, you're here for crew-work? Uh... Well... We're not hiring right now.. Come back when you're more... Experienced...
>>25372891
50k isn't all that much
also, if you are fucking amazing at your job, who the fuck cares, unless you are in the serious, guys in a suit type of industry or teaching
>>25372891
That's barely higher than a teacher's salary.
>>25372981
>>25373179
Implying I couldn't live like a king on that and still invest half of it. Plebs.
>>25373243
yeah, like the nigerian king who got his house robbed clean after a riot
>>25373308
Or in a lovely acreage out of the way in a rural, predominantly white state. :^)
>>25373341
you'd get appendicitis and die alone or some shit, people managed to do great things because they live together and shit
>>25373375
They have hospitals in the Midwest, you know.
>>25372784
what the fuck
he looks 13 years old
>>25373405
do they have running water and electricity and wifi and the bull ride machine thingy?
>>25373513
I've seen everything except the bull-riding thing. But the running water can be hard to come by unless you live by a stream.
>>25372746
record store, tattoo shop, or lesbian bar?
>>25372784
worth a read:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1168182/Catfights-handbags-tears-toilets-When-producer-launched-women-TV-company-thought-shed-kissed-goodbye-conflict-.html
>>25373586
what if you need to wash bloodstain off the inside of your trunk?
>>25373714
You would just pull your truck over by the nearest stream and dampen a towel. r u dum?
>>25373753
dampen a towel for what? how would you fit an hose on a stream?
>>25373179
It's more than the neet losers on this board will ever make
>>25373808
Well a friend would help too. Let me explain:
1) Moisten towel
2) Hold one end of hose upright
3) Wring towel into side a of the hose
4) Water will flow through the hose to opening b
Have a friend do 1-3 repeatedly while you go on to use the hose to clean your truck. u r dum.
>>25373930
damn, how are you not working on the wallstreet or in MIT?
>>25373992
I am a humble man, anon. I have no need for the luxuries of wallstreet when I have all I need in nature. Also, fuck paying for running water. That 50k can afford me an acreage on a stream, no problemo.
>>25372954
>tfw know an alt. girl who says she wants to audition for facial abuse
>tfw not sure whether to help her figure it out because even though she's only a 7/10 at most, she's kinda nice and I know I'd blow a massive load over seeing her get her shit fucked up but still...
>>25374102
Offer to help her make an audition tape?
>>25374065
good for you man, hope you can make that 50k/yr soon!
>>25374183
Maybe that 50k can get my cousin to finally notice me, too! Thanks, anon.
I've worked with no less than 12 of these girls before so I doubt they have trouble getting jobs unless the place is ran exclusively by 70 year olds or something.
