Stuff that triggers wagekeks
>Oh yeah, I brought my own bags
>>25372895
The nearby city has paper bag fees and plastic bag bans. These things are almost the norm.
>>25372895
If you ever want to really ruin a wageslave's day, go to a grocery store that has paper bags and ask the bagger or cashier to double bag the paper bags. It's fucking ridiculous and useless unless the customer has a lot of items he or she wants bunched in one bag. But other than that it pisses me the fuck off and makes me hate you. The management and corporate also hate this because paper bags are much more expensive.
>>25372940
I work front end at a grocery store so these are just things that trigger me. Reusable bags are a fucking hassle and just downright stressful. I like to organize shit and it's hard to do with paper and reusable bags. People just throw shit on the lane with stuff unseparated and it's tedious to organize everything with these bags because everything starts to pile up and it takes ages to put all the cold stuff (etc.) in one bag.
People who carelessly throw their carts into the cart corrals and just walk off, ignorant that if their cart isn't pushed all the way to the end or into the next cart its size, it causes a huge mess that some poor soul, most likely a 16 year old or 60 year old man will have to dig out and move the carts around because some busy body fat blonde bitch in her Porsche Cayenne couldn't care less about where she placed her cart.
Like pic related, but with many more carts.
>>25373185
better than the people who just leave the trolley sitting where they left it in the carpark
fuck those people
"Oh MANAGER!! Manager! Manger!. This employee is being rude and inattentive!"
>being paid less than you're due and being too afraid to speak to the boss about it so you just accept that you worked those hours for free
>>25373225
On less busy days those people (as long as they don't park too far) are better than assholes who cause jams in cart corrals.
>mfw my commute is less than 15 minutes and through the streets
Life is good.
Useless fucking monday morning meetings trigger me
>stuff that triggers NEETs
>>25373381
>father isn't black
>kids aren't mixed
>>25373436
okaaayyy..... weird
>Working hard or hardly working
>Don't work too hard
>>25373485
uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh....... WEIRD?!?!?!
whats wrong with you? omg wheres the downvote option here? is this some kind of a joke?!
>>25373283
Don't be afraid. Highly doubt he was intentionally not paying you; and if he was it would be the easiest lawsuit ever.
>>25373047
I only ever use my reusable bags at a self check out
But fuck like 98% of the time I use self check out anyway
>the other 2% is marsh and they don't have them
>>25373047
NO fuck this shit
As mentioned in a post you quoted, some cities, like Los Angeles for example, ban plastic grocery bags and require the store to charge you 10 cents per bag. So this results in:
A) People bringing their soiled, smelly, frumpy old reusable bags for you to bag
B) people who walk or take the bus home from the store, and didn't make a special trip there with their reusable bags having to ask for double paper bags because a single bag can easily rip if you have heavy or sharp items in it.
To be frank, plastic bag bans are just one of those feel-good environmental legislations which does very little for the planet, but does a lot to inconvenience poor people.
Also, for small shopping trips or just getting lunch/snack outside, I make a point to take a plastic produce bag and present it to the cashier for a bag refund and use it to bag my stuff.
>It's 4:30 in the morning?! My alarm should have gone off an hour ago!!
I find slow traffic to be quite comfortable desu senpai
This is now a stuff that triggers neets thread
>soul crushing lonliness
>wanting to turn your life around but realise it's far too late
>seeing nice things being advertised and realising that you will never, ever get one
>years flying by like months due to the sheer repetitiveness of your life
>having literally no one in your life except mommy, who will inevitably die soon leaving your completely alone
>shitting up r9k with 'le wagekek' threads to somehow convince yourself that you're winning and the rest of the world is losing
>crying yourself to sleep at 5am every night wishing you made the right choices when you were young enough
>>25373371
>life is good
Hickok45 is that you?
>>25373274
>customers were assholes to me once
>shot back at them
>manager told me to report to GM
>"you had an off day. We all have off days"
>>25373283
I got paid $3/hr once because I was collecting while working under the table. Had a new job paying 50% more a week later. I worked it until the end for a reference and because I made $400 in cash one week.
>>25374286
6-2:30 master race reporting in
>no traffic
>have time to do things after work
Do you work here?
>>25372895
I don't mind this, but they always have it bundled up in their purses and tell me about it after I've bagged like 5 of their items.
>>25372675
>traffic
>meetings scheduled outside of my office hours
>people calling my work cell with mundane shit ouside of office hours
>white collar slang: take this offline, touch base, run it up the flag pole
>events outside of office hours that i am expected to attend
>HUMP DAY!
>coworkers asking me about what i did on the weekend/plans for the coming weekend
>Secret santa
>coworkers who do extra hours for no pay
>coworkers that try and talk to me while my headphones are in
>coworkers who eat gross smelling food at their desk
>bosses who want something done when i'm already at 100% utilization
>performance reviews
>>25376084
Holy kek that white collar slang, got any more of it for me to use on my dad?
>>25376084
>white collar slang: take this offline, touch base, run it up the flag pole
This is the only thing that ever really triggers me.
> someone decides to kill themself in front of my train
motherfucker, this happend twice already and my boss shat on me for being to late. egoistic fucks
>>25372675
I'm not even a wagekek and this triggers me.
Took me almost an hour to go less than 15 miles to get downtown so I could buy my anime magazines today. Fuck that shit.
>>25376305
These are all ones I have seen at my job, although stolen from other lists because theres no fucking way I could remember them all.
>Action Item
>Blue Sky Thinking
>Business Landscape
>Core competencies
>Elevator pitch
>Empower the business
>Hit the ground running
>Paradigm shift
>Raft of measures
>Rightshoring
>Visibility
>Low hanging fruit
>Don't let the grass grow too long on this one
>The strategic staircase
>Square the circle
>Leverage
>Throw the Dead Cat Over the Wall
>Reach Out
>It Is What It Is
>>25376084
>Gross smelling food
So much this.
I swear to god this 40 y/o obese coworker of mine microwaves a tupperware container of cheese every other day and it makes me want to puke.
>>25376423
>Not laughing with your coworkers about how some neet/druggie got eviscerated.
>>25376543
>Throw the Dead Cat Over the Wall
Is this the correct way of saying "hide all the fucking evidence, deny everything when the auditors come".
>>25376624
If you're in finance, yeah.
>>25374760
>tfw Hickok45 will never be my dad and provide me with a private range and a buffet of guns FROM BUD'S GUN SHOP! and SILENCERCO! and FEDERAL AMMO! to shoot on it.
>>25376638
I work in finance and we use maybe 5 of these terms at best
still i could imagine the more intolerable senior people and wheelspinners doing stuff like this
>>25376638
Don't really know what else it could mean other than either hiding or getting rid of something that is horrible.
>>25374535
never2late
>>25374934
5 am even more master race reporting in.
>>25376667
I didn't ask for these feels anon.
>>25373047
>>25374001
>America has people dedicated to putting your stuff in bags
I can't even get a wagecuck to ring my shit up these days. Won't be long before there's literally nobody working in supermarkets.
>>25376708
>getting rid of something that is horrible.
That's more what it's about. Making it someone elses problem.
>>25376728
We have these in the US too. Pretty much the only reason they haven't totally taken over is thanks to the unions, and because it's not legal to buy alcohol from a machine.
When I was a kid, every aisle had a cashier and bagger. Now, there's like 3 cashiers, one bagger who has to run back and forth between all of them, and a whole block of self-checkout machines.
>>25376543
>not using the best business buzzword
Synergy
>>25376543
i work for a multibillion dollar international corporation. i hear these fairly often:
>Action Item - hey do this
>Blue Sky Thinking - what the delusional controller does 9/10 when "cloud computing" was new
>Business Landscape - what your business unit looks like in terms of your market or sector (usually sector)
>Core competencies - things you do very well, or things you should do very well if you don't want to be dead weight.
>Elevator pitch - 30 sec summary for an idea in casual conversation
>Empower the business - this bullshit i hear from sales, often related to selling a service as a product.
>Hit the ground running - not waste time with planning (this often fails because of outdated procedure, policy, or both).
>Paradigm shift - change in your business theory of operation. retards stuck in the 90's use it as marketing copy.
>Raft of measures - this isn't jargon. "raft" just means a large array or list. measures are usually tasks or directives.
>Rightshoring - this is used vs offshoring where cost is less of a concern to branding and efficiency.
>Visibility - literally what can one process or role see from their current position or policy.
>Low hanging fruit - something easy to do but assholes don't do it anyway because they are lazy slobs.
>Don't let the grass grow too long on this one - not a priority until it's a priority. if you do not magically divine when this changeover occurs, it is your fault.
>The strategic staircase - business strategy planning that never works because it relies too heavily on forecasting.
>Square the circle - solving an issue that has a workaround because the issue was thought impossible to solve when it turns out that the person assigned to it only made excuses or lacked insight.
>Leverage - blackmail, or optionally an advantage over something.
>Throw the Dead Cat Over the Wall - hide everything
>Reach Out - send a fucking email or call someone.
>It Is What It Is - giving up go fuck yourself.
>>25376761
people want cheaper products because their purchasing power is very low. some businesses cannot make any significant profit because of the costs of doing business (fixed costs, administrative costs, various compliance costs, et c. labor in the US is very expensive). so stores hire and benefit fewer people, and look to shave benefits and hours wherever possible and still be in business.
this in turn makes a shittier paying job because the few dollars that you get as wage in the highly competitive service/retail industry is taxed by the feds, then usually the state, then a bunch is gone to benefits (if you get them at all), then the money you have left goes to your own fixed costs (rent, food, et c) and the individual's buying power is tiny, so they spend less at the market.
very bad cycle.
>>25372675
>tfw woke up at 6am today, walked to the bus stop at 6:45, got to work at 8:00 (yes I have to take the LONGEST FUCKING ROUTE EVER), left work at 5:00, bus came and left early so I had to shit in the cold for 30 fucking minutes browsing r9k on my iPhone 4, finally got the 5:45 bus and arrived home in the dark at around 7:15.
>Exhausted and pissed off right now but I stayed up all night playing minecraft on my shit i3 laptop that I can't afford to replace
>About to go to sleep and I gotta wake up in less than 4 hours
>fucking 25 year old overweight virgin, and I have no life and make $50 a day after taxes
Just fucking kill me
>>25377166
1.5 hours commuting each way for ~$13k per year. You're literally working in order to go on working. This is the definition of being a wagecuck. I can understand putting up with the commute if you're actually getting some money, but not for this.
I know you don't have any energy and looking for a job is the worst, but what you're doing doesn't sound sustainable, its easier to find a job while you're already employed.
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:^)
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>work allows office dogs
>guy sitting next to me brings in his dog every day
>dog farts nasty all the time so I have a fan blowing air past me all day
>dog whimpers and crys if co workers steps away from desk
>dog jumps on me or anyone else who walk by
>puked on the floor once
>people stop by to play with the dog constantly
Fuck office dogs hate this shit so much, good news his contract ran up and hes gone forever
>>25377166
>>25377333
agree, that's you being in a dead end with no future. get a better paying job or if you have a proven record of being on the ball at work, ask for a raise and additional responsibilities.
>>25377166
>>25377333
Fuck, that's intolerable.
I quit a $100k a year job over a 2 hour commute, that's insane at $50 a day.
>>25377629
I interviewed for a $50k job in the next town over that would be a 2 hour commute. I'll just move there if I get it. Commuting is fucking aids.
>>25377964
Yeah, if moving is an option, that makes it work.
In my case, the owner of my business spent three years shopping for a new building in an area much closer to where I live, and it always seemed like it was going to happen any day, so it didn't make sense to move and sign an apartment lease.
I finally gave up on waiting in May and quit, and a month or two later he finally DID buy a building, so close to my house that I wouldn't even get on the freeway to get there - only, it's now almost six months later, and he still hasn't moved the business over there.
>>25376667
>>tfw Hickok45 will never be my dad and provide me with a private range and a buffet of guns FROM BUD'S GUN SHOP! and SILENCERCO! and FEDERAL AMMO! to shoot on it.
my sides, I dont live in the usofa so I dont care about the advertisement
>>25374535
>too late
most here are around 23 I assume, Life starts at 40.
>>25375954
Even though I'm on my uniform and with a fucking badge, people still ask me this. I some day wanna say "No, I am the Manager's personal cocksucker."
Delicious subway sandwiches.
>tfw only a 10 min walk from work
>>25372675
Thispicture.
>>25373381
Why do both the parents have blue eyes and both the kids have brown/hazel eyes?
I'm pretty sure that isn't how genetics works.
>>25376084
>>coworkers asking me about what i did on the weekend/plans for the coming weekend
>>Secret santa
Fucking this. Fucking high-school 2.0, I swear to Allah.
>>25378820
I think it happens, but it doesn't realyl matter because this is not a real family.
>>25375954
>>25378539
It's just an icebreaker guys.
>>25378820
>Why do both the parents have blue eyes and both the kids have brown/hazel eyes?
Because the Chad that the mother's cucking the "father" of those kids with does.
>>25376667
>tfw Hickok45 will die in your lifetime.
>>25375954
Usually an icebreaker. Better than just saying
>hey can you tell me where the ___ is?
Not to mention the amount of times they've probably started asking someone something, and they didn't work there.
>>25376543
>Fitter
>Happier
>More productive
>>25374535
>5am
>night
you swine
