>Makes mischief thread
>Doesn't have any stories
>>25372465
Dervlish
>>25372465
>Asked to water plants
>Pisses in watering can
>Uses my pee pee to water the plants
>There's still some in the watering can RIGHT NOW
>>25372465
this happened 3 days ago
> be me
> kids outside shop ask me to buy cigs
> i say sure and they hand me a ten pound note
> buy booze with the money
> whilst in shop call police on kids
>mfw free beer
>>25372608
Fucking genius.
Did anything happen after that?
>>25372714
hell yeah, i got drunk as shit that night
I told the woman on 999 that 4 school kids were smoking weed outside the co-op i was in.
but i never saw the kids there or police cars when i got out
>right in green text without quoting someone
>>25372465
Op here.
I did have mischief stories. I lied.
>mfw pretending to be op
Poopoo pepe is best pepe.
Prove me wrong.
>>25372465
>be me
>never tip waiters
>>25373402
>be me
>always over-tip waiters
lmao now those faggots have too much money
>>25372465
>Be normie
>Go on /r9k/
>Troll robots
>>25372504
I pretended to be a girl online and tricked this beta fag from the UK to fly to the US to meet me. I blocked all contact once he boarded the plane
>>25372465
>go to grocery store bakery section
>see at tray with samples on it
>sign says take one cookie
>Grab two
MAD
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>>25373518
REBEL
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ON THE LOOSE
>Chad tells me I'm can come to his New Years party as long as I bring booze
>A develish thought comes to mind
>While all the Chads and Stacies are busy with thier tomfoolery, I will stealthily grab all the clocks in the house
>I'll turn them all back a few seconds and put them back
I've already bought $60 worth of liquor for the party, those stupid fucking normies. I can already see their devastated faces as they realize they cheered too early for the new years.
Their tears of disbelief will be sweet.
>>25373774
>implying everyone doesn't use their phone clocks
You're fucked, kiddo.
>me and the family sit down for Christmas dinner
>it's delish I eat 5 plates
>everyone moves to the parlour to talk after dinner
>I tell them the food made me sick and I need to lay down
>I actually went up stairs and played blocks with my cousins baby while I got drunk
>tried to hold baby outside window so he could see the beautiful winter landscape
>accidentally drop him in a snow bank
>run to my room and pretend to be asleep
Dumb normies should know better than to leave an infant unattended
>Live in a state with legal medical marijuana but only allowed to have 6 mature plants.
>neighbor has 7
>call the cops and say he is dealing pot out of his house
>cops come
>discover more than legal limit
>neighbor gets arrested and sits in jail for the night, eventually gets a large fine and community service and loses his medical marijuana card
To top it all off the night he was in jail I went over to his house and knocked over his trashcans.
>>25373774
Total badass. They'll make out 3 seconds early. You absolute madman. Epic troll win!
>>25373774
>bought $60 worth of liquor for the party
Why not put exlax in the liquor? Make the normies all be on the toilet when the ball falls.
>>25373906
HHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
>>25373999
trips means it's true
godspeed, anon
>be in canada
>everyone thank the bus driver after arrived at terminus
>my turn
>didn't thank the bus driver
bitches be all hatin'
>>25374024
Haaaa what cumbag thing to do i liek.
>see a couple of those edgelord protesters on the side of the road with Obama = Hitler signs
>slow down
>say hitler did nothing wrong
>drive away with SMOK WEED ERRYDAY song blasting out my trunk
RENEGADE
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>>25373402
Rot in hell
>>25373774
You know that cell phones have clocks in them right?
>be white
>go to Starbucks
>say my name is Tyrone
>>25372465
My series of commits to Google finally came to fruition.
Who else /programming mischief/ here?
> in class
> shit on the floor
> teacher blames the Indian kid
> gay dude hits on me
> lead him on because i like the attention
> end up sucking his dick
> im not even gay lol
>>25372608
>kids outside shop ask me to buy them drinks
>take money and keep walking
>pocketed $20 that day and prevented a crime
feels good man
>be me
>back in highschool days
>at lunch
>open freshmens backup and find chapstick
>rub it all over my balls and gooch area
>he keeps using it unknowing the events which have unfolded
>mfw
>parents expected me to flunk out of college last semester
>got all As
>go party with a friend of mine at this rich girl that he was into's house
>drink all her liquor
>way too fucked up
>start saying dumb shit and trying to fight random people
>lock myself in bedroom so her friends have to sleep on the couch
>wake up still drunk
>take gigantic shit in bathroom
>don't flush
>walk in the kitchen,slam a beer,leave
>mfw I made my roommate and friend look like an ass in front of the girl he liked for years
>roommate in college was still living in the dorms as a fifth year senior.
>pseudo-intellectual history fag, instead of glorious Engineering Master Race. He couldn't even do basic high school algebra and considered himself smart.
>taking his capstone for his history degree, needed several books to be checked out from library most of the semester. Basically the only thing he needed to graduate along with some electives.
>when he was good and selected on a topic I went and put a hold on the books he needed so he couldn't renew them.
>he had to change topics
>did the same things to those books
>he ended up dropping his capstone and had to go another semester to make it a complete fifth year with yet more debt his liberal arts degree wouldn't be able to pay back.
>>25376811
Anon is an advocate for chaos
>>25376588
dubs mean it's true congrats man
