> kylo ren is han solo's son
> kylo ren's grandfather is anakin/vader
> anakin/vader's son is luke
> luke is leia's brother
> beru lars is luke's aunt
> owen lars is beru's husband
> anakin/vader's wife is padme
> mfw Star Wars is basically the godfather in space
>Anakin/Vader's father is literally the Force
>shmi never got laid
>>25372433
You know the sandpeople raped her
>>25372475
They're called tuscan raiders, get politically correct
pretty sure the sandpeople did 9/11 on the death star
>>25372506
Yeah, they raided her alright.
>tfw no twi'lek gf
this isn't an original comment, lmbo
>>25372433
She was a slave to 3 different owners and ended up marrying the 3rd one. She should have been pimped out and/or fucked on the regular.
>>25372561
>little Ani tinkering on his pod racer behind the house overhearing Shmi getting pounded by Watto
>>25372294
>the entire reason for Kylo going evil is that he "has too much of his grandfather in him"
>the entire point of the prequels was to show that vader was not inherently evil but was made that way through life experiences
Your post made me think of this, and now I'm pissed off.
i bet she bought custom vibrating droids
>>25372590
> Bzzz bzzz
> Huzzah!
> Bzzz bzzz!
captcha accurately SWebili kek
Hey guys honest question.
Are spoilers for movies and stuff a real thing, or just meme outrage type of deal?
I'm pretty autistic and see it mentioned all the time browsing the internet but don't understand if people are genuinely upset by it or not.
No wonder Anakin was the model robot. Single mother.
>>25372691
both, but i think the internet just made it a big thing
>>25372561
shmi has an ewok kink
>>25372702
not to mention he was technically a bastard
>>25372691
It's just kinda rude.
>>25373723
>rude
They should get over it. It's not a puzzle or mystery that you're being tasked to figure out. Knowing what happens doesn't make everything else in the film less enjoyable. If it were true nobody would ever watch, read, or play anything more than once.
>>25373786
>Knowing what happens doesn't make everything else in the film less enjoyable.
It takes away part of the impact of the moment.
>>25373786
entertainment like movies and books and video games are supposed to make you feel emotions
by spoiling something, you are taking way that emotional impact it brings.
Imagine opening a door. There is a 50% chance there is an axe murder waiting behind the door. If you knew there WASN'T an axe murderer, you wouldn't be apprehensive about opening the door. There would be no suspense, no build-up, and ultimately not catharsis.
Anakin is the GOAT
also. spoilers are always going to happen. If you don't want something to be spoiled either don't be in an environment where someyhing can be spoiled or kill yourself U entitled fuck
>>25372294
if star wars was the godfather i would watch it
>>25374741
> Frequent a place where everyone is anonymous and so there is no affinity towards anything.
> Expect people to be tolerant of your wishes in said place despite there being no consequences of intolerance
> Get mad that whilst visiting this place your wishes have been defied.
nigga. it's your own fault
>>25374741
>>25375148
Im not saying I'm hate spoilers. I had the TFA spoiled for me on 4chan and I didn't really care. I still enjoyed the movie. That said, I would have enjoyed it more if it weren't spoiled.
The question was why people don't like spoilers, and that was my answer.
>>25372614
Yeah, which is why I'm expecting serious character development for Kylo and a good explanation of what circumstances lead to his turning to the dark side.
>>25372614
I thought he went all dark side because he was lured in by Snoke??
>>25375122
kek'd desu
>>25375190
Yeah, it was spoiled for me too, but I don't think having it spoiled ruined my enjoyment of the movie much at all. If I went into it unspoiled I would have still seen it coming a mile away considering the movie was following all of the same beats of A New Hope.
>>25372614
>>25375238
Wasn't it just Han that said that part about him having "too much of his grandfather" thing? Between what Leia said and I gleaned from the rest of the movie, Snoke lured in Kylo when he was away from the rest of them, tempted by the dark side for some as-yet-unrevealed reason. I think Leia specifically said "I never should've sent him away, that's when we lost him"
He was probably being impatient and full of himself (just like Anakin) when Luke wasn't giving him super extra special treatment over the rest of the padawans, and Snoke probably lured him in with something about Luke and his parents not respecting his power/what he can do and treating him like a child.
>caring about star wars
truely the most autistic of fandoms.
>>25375361
Ren does say to Rey that Han would "disappoint her too" or something like that, so Han must have done something to turn him away
or he is just an edgy faggo but yknow
>>25375395
>not MLP
>not Sonic the Hedgehog
>not Pokemon
M8.
>>25375395
It's one of the commercialised, overrated, and shallow fandoms but certainly not the most autistic.
>>25375395
star wars is normie shit
the force awakens is going to be the highest grossing movie of all time - its common denominator accessible normie sci if
>>25375395
I don't get it. The series is full of plotholes, the movies aren't even that good, the EU contradicted itself at every point, and there everything felt very shallow about Star Wars in general. Hell, the fucking muppets have more backstory to them than the different alien races you'll see in the backdrop of a Star Wars scene.
>>25375238
I'd like to think it was because snoke used the whole /your gfather was the greatest sith/ shit and sucked him in. Maybe the inherited part from anakin was the need to feel validated. Therefore joining the darkside share he is a God among men is too goddam tempting
>>25372506
*tusken
>>25375457
>tfw huge Pokemon fan and can't stand /vp/
Im autistic but they just roll around in it over there.
