Who /sleep in the nude/ here?
Either I was right or I'm shadow banned because a mod/janitor is mad as fuck.
>>25373159
>shadow banned
Hello reddit
yeah, have since i started living alone
I have to because I live in Florida. It's impossible to sleep in 80 F/27 C room temperature otherwise. Even then it's still uncomfortable as fuck.
>>25373166
>Not knowing shadow banned is a thing
Hello Gaia
>+2 gold for this post
>sleeping without something to hold your balls
Enjoy testicular torsion.
No it's too cold.
I got to have my shirt, socks and underwear on.
>>25373264
Thats my biggest nightmare.
>>25371974
I sleep in my thong. Best of both worlds.
>cozy blankets rubbing my ass cheeks
>balls help tight and warm to my pelvis
>>25373301
nobody wants you here, please leave
>>25373322
Not even an tranny. Thongs are just superior underwear. Deal with it.
>>25373374
Nope, boxer briefs are the best faggot.
>>25373412
Maybe if you like constant pressure on my upper thighs and uncomfortable pressure when you take a stride.
>>25373459
It's comfy.
>sleep naked
>sleep in one morning
>mom pulls covers off bed to wake me up
>>25373491
I used to wear them but didn't like the pressure around my upper thighs and didn't like briefs because of that "bikini" edges rubbing on my asscheeks all day.
>>25371974
tried it but i toss and turn too much so i get friction burns on most of my nipples
tried putting bandaids on them on the advice of a runner friend but it's like paying a toll every time you go to sleep
>>25373542
my biggest fear desu especially if i fall asleep with my plug in
>>25373619
just tie a rope from the plug to the doorknob, it will get yanked out and no one will be the wiser
>>25373619
>plug
What's that?
>>25373618
Are you a gurI?
>>25373665
Buttplug
>>25373618
>most of my nipples
How many do you have?
>>25373647
the rapid expulsion might induce an unconcious orgasm
i can blame it on a wet dream
thanks anon
>>25373674
Dude how do you fall asleep with something enlodged in your ass. Seems uncomfortable as fuck.
>>25373672
are you serious
of course not
>>25373680
Do you mean to say you don't have multiple nipples?
>>25373680
two normal, three supernumerary although the last one might be a big mole
>>25373751
"most" is more than half but not all
>>25373713
You know how some people hug and cuddle a pillow to sleep?
I like to cuddle things with my asshole. That's all.
>>25373822
Interesting. I think I'll try it sometime.
>sleep in the nude
>always get hard just from being nude
>don't believe in ghosts, but always get on my knees and present my asshole in case there is one in my apartment and it's willing to fuck me
One day...
>start sleeping in only my underwear
>always have a boner and it feels nice feeling everything on my skin
>after two weeks it feels completely normal and no fun
>>25373855
>always get on my knees and present my asshole in case there is one in my apartment and it's willing to fuck me
>no ghost will ever fuck you
>you'll never fuck a ghost
>you'll never be a ghost and go around spying on people and fucking them
>>25373913
I just want someone to fuck me. I'm shy and chubby and my penis is small and my face has heavy acne scarring. Once the hold on my credit card funds is up on Monday I'm just gonna order a dildo.
>>25373941
I'd fuck you if I was close enough, anon, but I'm definitely not.
>>25373374
No they're not, you dumb slut.
>>25373963
Yeah, probably not. It's a nice thought, though.
>>25373990
Yes they are, you dumb prude.
>>25373855
Ghost only want to fuckchad
>>25373855
Iktf anon
I don't sleep naked anymore because I always have wet dreams or wake up half asleep and stick my finger in my ass then wake up and think "wtf" in the morning
>>25374120
I'm used to it.
>go on Craigslist
>ugly middle-aged guy looking for someone to fuck in the butt
>even he rejects me
>>25374161
It feels too nice for me to stop. Liberating, kind of.
>>25373542
Yep. Happened quite a bit. Apparently one night she came in to check on me because she's a paranoid cunt, and I was uncovered, spread-fucking-eagle. She told me about a month later while her smokin buds were in the room.
>>25374120
>you get rejected by roasts, chad pounds qt ghosts
>>25371974
Never understand why people get dressed to go to bed. Pyjamas are particularly fucked up, IMO.
>>25375326
They're pretty comfortable. I still prefer nude, though.
>tfw no nude cuddlebuddy
>>25375417
My ass would cuddle your cock so hard.
>>25375480
I always saw myself as more of a bottom, but that sounds nice too.
>>25371974
I did that once and got a testicular torsion aka my balls inside my sack twisted around each other and cut off blood supply
>>25373199
I used to live in florida, not that bad.
>>25375558
How the fuck could you manage that? Is there something wrong with your nuts?
>>25373542
that's why i lock the door when im sleeping naked. were you a sleep face up or down?
sleeeping naked feels so good once i stared doing it i never went back
