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If two robots, male and female, hook up through 4chan and decide to be NEETs together, are they still robots since they each have their gf and bf?
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You're acting under the assumption that female robots exist and would date someone on their own level.
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>robot
>female
Pick won my frend
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>desire for relationship
>robot
You don't get it, do you?

>>25369856
>>25369920
Hello Reddit.
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>>25369956
you're a fucking moron, if you think females can be robots YOU'RE the reddit faggot.
fuck off
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>>25369745
>be NEETs together
Literally my dream.
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>>25369956
SHOO SHOO ROASTIE!
SHOO!
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>>25369745
Female robots can't exist so this question makes no sense.
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>>25369956
I remember that post from /qa/
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>>25369986
>lala le women cant be le robot meme! laaa! i fit in so wel!! XDXDXD
Good post, Reddit.

>>25370021
I'm a man.
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>>25369986
Sometimes I wonder if this tripfag isn't just mystery.jpg
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>>25369956
oh look, it's no one's favourite tripfag
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>>25370044
You have good memory.

>>25370154
Oh look, a frogposting Redditor whose opinion can be instantly discarded thanks giving away his origins through image choice.

Guess I'm not so much no one's favorite tripfag now.
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>>25370056
>>lala le women can be le robot meme!
Good shitpost, reddit.
>>25369956
Cool 4chan screencap, have another.
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>>25370056
>no u
literally reddit
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>>25369956
Mystery still won't fuck you.
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>>25369745
>If two robots, male and female,
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>>25370198
LOL UR FROM RDEDIT ARENT U HAHAHAHA FUCKIN REDDITORS RIGHT GUYS? LOL
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>>25370319
Surely this is some kind of auto-correct induced typo, he surely meant two boys.
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>>25369745
Nope. If you are accepted by others you're not a robot, and women can't be robots, they're normie by default.
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>>25369956
So according to your definition, a robot must disregard intimacy, and should he long for intimacy, he becomes a "failed normie"?
Most of the people on this board are people who have failed at life, and desperately want to get back on the right track. They are not happy with their situations. The ones you define as robots - those who choose isolation - are a very tiny minority.
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>>25369745
No.. but why shouldn't people do this?
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>>25370254
The text in your screencap is correct, but it has nothing to do with the matter at hand. That's about women and whether they have it rough or not, not about whether they can or can't develop a "robot" complex or not.

They can, and they "suffer" as much as a male "robot", even if their situations aren't identical.

"Grow" "up".

>>25370295
But that's not what I said, even anecdotally so.

>>25370313
That's good. I don't want to fuck mystery either.

>>25370319
>>25370348
Refer to >>25369956

>>25370387
Not necessarily. Robot is just a made up label, and so is normie.

Normie refers to people who enjoy the social life, correct? In all its shapes and forms. Naturally, that means a failed normie would refer to people who enjoy social life, but don't have it. And since the average /r9k/poster is exactly that, a person who wants a social life but can't get it for any reason, it makes them what the screencap tells you; a failed normie.

Robot is a victimization lable for failed normies, by failed normies.
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>>25370434
>I don't want to fuck mystery either

you gay, nigga.
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>>25370477
I'm heterosexual, but that doesn't mean I desire putting my penis in every woman I see. I'm not a hormonal pre-teen unlike yourself, Anon.
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>>25370056
>I'm a man.
the need to be acknowledged and remembered for accomplishing absolutely nothing is a feminine trait. oddly enough, tripfags have this same unquenching desire, which really makes one question what you hope to accomplish, and hints to the fact, that while you may not be a cumdumpster, you're still a bitch.
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>>25370434
women can't be robots because no matter what they will always have some sort of support system just by the virtue of being women. Feminists will always push for more benefits for women simply for being women. There will always be some thirsty guy, or one with a fat fetish, or whatever. Barring some extreme circumstance like being a burn victim or an amputee, women don't understand loneliness the way robots do, and they never will. Even retarded girls can get average looking bfs. pic related.
you grow up.
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>robot
>female
Nice try
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>>25370434
>gets referred to as "reddit"
>calls that guy "reddit" in response
>that's not what I said
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>>25369745
>If two robots, male and female
>robots
>female
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>if two robots
>robots

No such thing, made up term by a wave of newposters who had no regard for what this place was.
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>>25370550
>get called a woman
>point out that I am a man
>YOU WANT TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED
No, you wanted me to be acknowledged and remembered for accomplishing absolutely nothing, silly Anon.

>>25370555
>WOMEN CAN'T BE ROBOTS! THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE SPECIAL LIKE ME!
Reddit is just a single address bar away, friend.

>>25370569
But unlike the dumb, silly Anon over there, I do give proper arguments why he is, in fact, from Reddit, instead of some overused, stale meme that is "trips are from reddit".

We all know by now that this simply isn't true, and is just angry Redditors shitposting in an attempt to get themselves back in the spotlight.

>>25370565
>>25370585
Refer to>>25369956

>>25370646
/thread
Sadly, the newposters will beg to differ. Woe those who are outnumbered by the culture-deciding newfigs.
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>>25370555
The dude in pic related is, at best, a 5/10 and has no limbs. He is married and has a kid.

This whole idea of what defines a robot is stupid. I agree with what >>25369956 said in that most anons here are very bitter, failed normal-fags who are trying to resemble a Chad. Meanwhile those who are actually trying to seek help because of legit mental disorders get caught up in the frog-posting shitstorm.

Robot is just another buzzword like "nerd" or geek". Something people say to give themselves more street cred in whatever it is they are talking about. Hell, 20-30 years ago I'm pretty sure there were talks on how girls couldn't be nerd or geeks either.
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>>25370676
repeating the same things over and over doesn't mean you have an argument. And you don't.
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>>25370743
Shitposting stale images over and over again doesn't mean you have an argument. And you don't.

(Am I doing it right? Arguing like a Redditor, I mean? This is what you want, right?)
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>>25370764
Prove women can be robots.
You can't.
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>>25370793
he's just going to use his own definition of robot you idiot
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>>25370793
Here's my proof: >>25370708
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>>25370708
>20-30 years ago I'm pretty sure there were talks on how girls couldn't be nerd or geeks either.
They still can't, the only reason this isn't an issue anymore is because butthurt feminists want to be validated and noticed by men, even though they shat on men for liking nerdy things all their lives.
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>>25370822
That doesn't have anything to do with whether or not women can be robots
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>>25369745
It's an older meme, sir. But it checks out.
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>>25370825
Oh wow, it all makes sense now. "Robots" are just the "nerds" of 20 years ago, trying to have their awful secret clubhouse.

It finally makes sense. This really is just a bunch of manchildren we're dealing with.

>>25370847
>Robot is just another buzzword like "nerd" or geek". Something people say to give themselves more street cred in whatever it is they are talking about.
Sorry, but it does.
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>>25370825
>there were no women interested in early vidya like NES
>there were no women interested in Star Wars or Star Trek

Come on, man. I know this Red Pill shit is pretty much rooted into the minds of /r9k/, but you can't be serious right now, can you?
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>>25370708
>Hell, 20-30 years ago I'm pretty sure there were talks on how girls couldn't be nerd or geeks either
most stereotypes have basis in reality, and this happens to be a perfect example. look at the culture of video gaming. although i've never been too much into valve games outside of cs 1.6 and source, i know what half life is. when the orange box dropped, suddenly there was an influx in girls who play video games and thought they somehow belonged in conversations about video games. yet, if you ask them what they thought of other games on the orange box, outside of portal, they'd give you that deer in the headlights look that most sluts will have when they realize they're no longer in their safe hugbox. it's like they didn't realize that half life was a game.

and, on that note, feels good that system shock 3 is coming before half life 3.
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>>25370864
The only way women can be lonely is if they have ridiculously high standards, or if they're a burn victim or an amputee or something. There's always some thirsty guy who would take them.
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>>25370918
Loneliness has nothing to do with being a "robot". Let me give you this other anecdote, because you're being a real shit(lord) right now.
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>>25370525
In other words you're a low-test beta.
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>>25370948
>screencapping your own post
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>>25370952
Nope. I'm a man with a basic degree of willpower, instead of a child.

>>25370960
Why would I type out the same text walls repeatedly? Regardless, if you're not going to read it, you just prove yourself to be nothing more than a frogposting Redditor. Therefore, everything you say can be just as easily discarded as baseless conjecture.
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>>25370864
Good then, now that you've established that robots are a bunch of man children.
You can now get the fuck out of our secret clubhouse, and go fuck yourself with your pseudo-intellectual rhetoric.
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>>25370948
I find it amusing that you legitimately think that is a valid comparison.
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>>25371001
Nope. This very board is a bad place to have your clubhouse, since this board has no topic, which is why I'll stay here as much as I feel like.

Go make a subreddit, Badchan board, Skype group or just go to Wizchan if you really care.

>>25371003
>le smug anime face! haha trolled!
Good post, Reddit.
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>>25370999
>Nope. I'm a man with a basic degree of willpower, instead of a child.
L O W T E S T
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>>25371075
Keep telling yourself that, kiddo. It's not going to make your balls drop any sooner.
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>>25370948
>Loneliness has nothing to do with my definition of a "robot". Let me give you this screencap of my own post I feel so fucking proud of
fixed it for you
also
>anecdote
kek
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>>25371061
>le greentext! haha im right because i said so!
Good post, Reddit.
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>female robots

kekarooni dooni
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>>25370952
>someone actually took the time to make this
fucking why? mystery looks disgusting, is a gross attention whore, and her personality is absolutely repulsive. I will never believe that people genuinely like this girl.
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>>25371061
What makes your ass more entitled to be here than the rest of us, just because we aren't some fedora tipping passive aggresive edgelords doesn't mean that we can't have our damn clubhouse here. While you turn this board into... well I don't know, whats your ideal image of r9k?
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>>25371093
It's not my own definition. It's the definition derived by logic, based on your definition of normie, which automatically explains the definition of failed normie, which is a label that applies to all "robots".

Naturally, it means all robots are failed normies. This is your definition, not mine.

>>25371098
>greentext
It's a quoting mechanism that has been used since the dawn of the internet, kiddo.

>>25371133
I think she looks pretty.

>>25371160
I'm not more entitled. You're just as entitled as I am, but you have to understand that you can't make your clubhouse here because the /r9k/ board is a topicless board. You simply don't own anything.
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>>25371283
i mean yeah i guess she's okay looking but have you seen her posts? Her personality is disgusting. I don't know how anyone could stand to be in the same room as her. Entitled little judgmental bitch
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>>25371283
holy shit its the female eggman

egg woman?
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>>25371318
>I don't know how anyone could stand to be in the same room as her

Do you act the same in real life as you do here? I think she's probably just normal and maybe shy in reality.
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>>25371318
She's not any more entitled and judgemental than the average poster here, though.
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>>25371347
She literally hates any guy who isn't her dad. Dating an unstable bitch isn't healthy
She also whines about misogyny but expects men to adhere to their gender roles. Im sure she isn't as over the top about it IRL as she is here but knowing she thinks the way she does i could never be attracted to her.
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Why do you all waste time arguing with the tripfag ? Just filter him.
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>>25371390
How could you not hate men after seeing the way they speak about women privately?
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>>25371449
I've seen the way women speak about men in private, so I don't really care. Everyone is shit.
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>>25371490
This is an objectively true statement, and a mindset to live by.
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>>25371283
>your definition of normie
mine specifically or are you so retarded you treat the whole board as a single person?
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>>25371550
Obviously, I'm referring to the board's general mindset, yes.
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tfw just want my qt robot gf
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>>25371620
>tfw qt robot gf
>all I had to do was not be desperate
>and have prior experiences
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>>25371644
Lost on both then I guess
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>>25371620
i want a cute robot bf
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>>25371699
Well you can always start with not-qt /r9k/ town spermdump and work your way up from there.
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>>25371731
Sorry I don't like boys
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A piece of literature for all of you interacting with the Tripfag A.k.a. Doj
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>>25371731
I'd do it, if you looked feminine
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>>25371828
>>25371773
im a girl but not super "feminine" i guess
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>>25371792
Absolutely marvelous, Anon. I'm saving this.
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>>25372258
you do know that saying you're a female, when you're a biological male, doesn't mean you're a female, right? it means you're mentally ill.
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>>25371792
>>25372281
>tfw you will never be cool like doj
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>>25372258
so you're a tranny?
>>25372377
oh look its the one tripfag more annoying than Doj
no one reply to her after this post.
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>>25372377
Perhaps one day you will be, Metric. I think you're cool.

>>25372392
What's bad about Metric?
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>>25372392
>screenshot of a screenshot
dayummm


>>25372410
Aww Thanks :3
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