>you will never have a sane short hair gf
>>25369527
>sane
>short haired
>girl
Thats a triple oxymoron m8
>>25369629
10/10 snarkiness haha
>you will never have a gf that is into watersports
>>25369527
>Start chatting up short haired girl at work
>She's like a 5/10 but short hair is my fetish
>Find out she's really into me
>Talk to her for a while but we don't really get along beyond the superficial
>Eventually stop talking to her
>Find out later she was raped when she was younger
>mfw
>>25369527
they're all crazy , and they will never be sane
I had a short haired girlfriend for 2 years. Don't make my same mistake. Run away and don't look back
>>25369527
that gril is so qt it hurts
>>25370405
green text some shit rite now familia
>>25369527
I do! It is pretty nice.
>>25370552
What must I greentext? What interests you breh?
>>25370629
>What must i greentext ?
how the relationships went from good to bad
i am bored and i like a good story.
>>25370273
>not taking an advantage of an obvious sub
>not abusing her
>not messing with her self-worth which is already shit from the rape
>not making her cut herself and threathen suicide
it's like you're some kinda faggot
>>25369527
coincidences, wew
>>25370680
It was never good senpai, She's an alternative girl that was originally into rock music and shit, now she mostly listens to R&B and posts provocative pictures on social media.
We started dating when we drunkenly made out at xmas 2013 back when I was about 16 years old (i'm 18 now) and the relationship lasted untill november this year.
She has some major personality issues, had a tumblr account, pierced her nipples now, but she was pretty unique and had wide hips and very nice tits, also was a good fuck. I made the mistake of falling in love madly with a fucked up girl that had tons of red flags, i basically dedicated 2 years to a girl that just wants to fuck around. I also lift and she was into that shit but I think she was always a bit jealous that I look better than her. She was a massive attention seeker and still is to this day. She broke my heart 2 times, and now I can't commit again.
Pic related is me. Interested in any more stuff?
>>25370865
Literally. Every. Red. Flag.
At least you learned, albeit the hard way.
God damn son.
Good to know even Chad isn't immune to these cunts though.
>>25369527
>sane
yeah nah. girls i've met recently with that haircut:
>B.
diagnosed bipolar. does not take her medication.
>R.
self-proclaimed polyamorous asexual. completely serious.
>M.
probably bipolar. completely disregards the advice of her well-meaning, concerned female friends and falls for the most manipulative and (literally) dirty dudes you could imagine.
that haircut is "attention whore" at best, and "unstable" at worst
>>25371089
Lol I'm not chad bruh, had to do a LOT of hard work for girls to notice me, I was really, REALLY fucked up before. I can post pictures of myself when I was younger if you don't believe me.
Yeah, I learned the hardest way, trust me. The sex was fucking bomb but otherwise she was really hard to work with. And i'm telling you man, I'm telling you, short hair is qt and all on some girls, but if a girl shaves her head out of the blue, run away and hide forever.
>>25370386
>>25371241
b-b-but this doesn't apply to Ashley, right?
Right?
>>25370865
Sounds like me and my ex. We broke up when I was 19. I'm 25 now. She still ropes me along, and I listen cause I occasionally get sex.
Run now. It isn't worth it. Never talk to her again.
>>25371683
Nigga i did run, and I don't talk to her anymore, cut all connections. And I wouldn't fuck her even if she begged. Also grow some balls and stop getting pulled by your nose, untill you block her from your life forever you will never get over her, wise words here breh
>>25369527
>tfw I do have a sane short haired gf
>>25371601
it speaks for itself
this bitch is ugly 2bh senpai
>>25370865
>GREEN
>TEXT
>MOTHERFUGGER
>>25369527
I may as well be deceased.
