How are you guys gonna celebrate New Years eve?
My plan;
> Watch The Wire.
> Eat a ton of ice cream.
Your turn, my dear robots.
stay at home with family
That sounds fun, can i join?
>>25367385
Eat lamb with dad and look after sick dog
party with my friends on /r9k/ and /int/
seriously considering killing mysefl
>>25367385
I'm going to be cuddling my dog the whole night because fireworks scare the shit out of her.
I can't believe normies have such an interest in loud noises and pretty colors. Why are they so fucking dumb? They're like children who never grew up.
Browse /r9k/ with my dick out.
>>25367736
>stay at home with family
Sounds cozy, anon.
>>25367804
>That sounds fun, can i join?
Sure, why not? What kind of flavor you want senpai?
>>25367815
>Eat lamb with dad and look after sick dog
Sick dog? What's wrong, anon?
>>25367837
>party with my friends on /r9k/ and /int/
Sounds like a party I would attend.
>>25367845
>seriously considering killing mysefl
Don't, anon. We all have our ton of shit to deal with, but at least we have each other.
>>25367815
I hope you don't get those two activities mixed up.
>>25367385
I just downloaded the entirety of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! so probably binge on that and scrounge the cabinets for old opioid scripts.
>>25367887
>hurrr colors r dumb
>visual arts r 4 kidz
You dumb or something
>>25367887
Wish that was me. I can't even cuddle my rabbit since the fucker never got used to touching or anything. I considered buying fireworks, but my job cut 1000$ (malfunction in their systems) off my paycheck so now I barely have anything left for food & rent, let alone fireworks. Even if I did, it'd probably be something tame like a rocket that I'd fire from my balcony before I went to sleep.
>>25367736
Thanks for the (You)
Have a great New Years yourself. Best wishes for 2016
>>25367934
Comfy on the couch tier New Years eve.
i'll message my friends and do whatever the fuck their doin
>>25367987
Anytime, anon. I always try to be active in my threads. Thanks, anon and likewise!
>>25367906
>at least we have each other.
nah /r9k/ never responds, neither does any other board
it's fucking over
>>25367946
It's literally just a flash of light with a bang. There's no art to it. The novelty should wear off when you're like five years old.
>>25368022
Parts of R9K do, but you're right, this board has changed, A LOT.
>fuck around in wow
>junkfood + beer
>hope someone cool will be streaming on twitch
>rub dick to furry porn
>go out for a walk out of town
>launch handful of firecrackers
Sadfrog.png to be honest family.
>>25367906
>what kind of flavor?
Cum,
>it's summer
>only a shit broken portable ac
>so hot I feel tired and sick all day
>tomorrow is new years
>all I want to do is sleep because I feel like shit
>going to have to stay up way over what o want
>feeling tired
>and sick
going to a party then prolly go home with my gf and fuck her brains out.
also gona try to quit smoking, wish me luck robots!
Spend bonding time with my wife's son. He's had it rough these past few months.
>>25368085boogers and cum
>>25368082
Mine is not much different from yours. I'm gonna rub to Shemale porn, go out on my balcony, fuck around on Netflix, rewatch The Wire etc.
Hopefully I can get a new years kiss
I'm gonna stay at home and play on my new acoustic guitar and maybe drink some alcohol.
Probably gonna sit in a corner in the local bar, drinking whiskey, be sad and bitter over 2015 ending up with me being heartbroken, depressed and lonely.
>>25367906
He got impaled when running through the woods
How long until he recovers?
>>25368454
what kind of guitar ya got bro
staying home alone. made up some story about how im gonna be out of town as far as my friends are concerned. fuck male-only parties.
I thought I was gonna be okay since I spent last two new years eves at home alone, but today I saw a bunch of qts wondering around town, shopping for gifts and it gave me the worst feels so now im not so sure.
>tfw no gf to randomly go for winter walks at 3am, dressed nice and warm, while first snow is falling, only to start getting really cold and come back to my place to cuddle under 3 blankets
>tfw no gf to wake her in the morning with the aroma of big cup of hot chocolate
>tfw no gf
>>25367385
sounds comfy as fuck. season 2 is GOAT. Ill be over with a gallon anon
>>25368549
>those dog balls
Seagull S6 Original, it's a really good value for the price.
>>25367385
Binge watch anime, jerk off and browse 4chan. Probably more fun than hanging out with normie friends anyways, right guys?
>>25368613
Assuming you're talking to me, 2 days until he gets the drain removed. 14 days until the cone comes off and then at least 2 more weeks of not strenuous activities
>>25368659
Whats a dog without two big red apples?
>>25368697
What impaled him?
>>25367385
I plan to quit consuming soda and most caffeine as my new year's resolution. It's going to be hell.
alone in my house
just like the last 7 years
>>25368633
You brought my feels up, anon. I want to go for walks in the winter landscape in the late hours as well. I bought a 300 dollar camera a while back for this purpose, but depression has made it impossible for me to get myself up and do it. Btw, your post reminded me of the greentext with the anon who lied to his dad about going out;-;
>>25367385
>step 1: get shitfaced
>step 2: shitpost on r9k/pol, and/or watch AMV hell 3(my personal favorite)
>step 3: consider giving partial suspension hanging a go.
>>25367385
Wait until midnight then post "it's 2016 COME ON" on /pol/
Should be fun.
>>25368767
I'll try to cut down as well. Anti psychotics made me gain a fuckton of weight. I'm planning to get most of it away by jogging and adjusting my caloric intake. It's gonna be worse than hell, anon.
>>25368767
Not consuming soda is a pretty good idea, you can really lose weight that way easily, but what's the effect of not consuming caffeine?
>>25368646
Deal, anon. Season 2's theme always gives me the chills, god damn it's good. Also, the fucking docks and the entire union thing was a nice touch, loved every bit of it.tfw no uncle like stringer
>have to work until 11 New Years Eve
>have to work 6 AM New Years Day
Who else is a /god frompton thompson/ here?!
>>25368822
this except multiple boards
>>25368817
Shitpost on /pol/ ? Sounds fun, anon. Any snacks or drinks to go along with it?
>>25368873
yeah tom wait's version was the best and RIP Frank ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DozVdtbMuM8
>>25368549
Damn, anon. I'm so fucking sorry to hear that. Hope he gets well soon!
>>25368799
Yeah, I'm slacking up on shit too.
Gonna go tomorrow early in the morning to pick up some booze. My plan is to pass out drunk before midnight. I fucking hate midnight.
>only gonna get one or two calls/texts after midnight
>mom and probably one of the single friends
>>25368919
Yeah, exactly.Omaaaaar coming!
New years in less than 12 hours here in Australia
I've decided to quit 4chan in the new year so I guess I'll just be enjoying my final moments browsing, getting my last fix. I've had a great time here but I really dont have any control over the sheer amount of time I spend on here whenever I browse and need to get it together
happy 2016 robots, its been fun
>>25368904
Lager and gingerbread cookies senpai
>>25368927
I'm gonna run to the store before it closes and get half a gallon of ice cream. Afterwards I have a The Wire marathon and I'm probably gonna eat leftovers for dinner. I'll watch the fireworks from my balcony, go inside, fap to trannies and go to bed.
> I have 3 friends.
> 2 of them have girfriends.
> 3rd one has plans with his family.
> My family is only 60 miles away.
> They have no one to celebrate with.
> Can't go because public transportation.
> They can't come because of 'some work that needs fixing'
Will be listening this song and crying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnGdoEa1tPg
>>25369045
The Wire is good but too dark for new years anon.
>>25369006
I tried and I failed miserably, but good luck to you comrade!
>>25368757
A stick in the ground, he runs very fast so he must ran into it
If my normie family goes out I'll drop 240mg of LSD, if not then I'll stay in, have a rush hour marathon and cry myself to sleep about 2015.
Spending it with /a/, as usual.
>>25369017
Deal, comrade.
>>25369070
>The Wire is good but too dark for new years anon.
Cold ice cream, cold coke, warm blanket, Mcnulty, Stringer, Omar, Bodi etc. That's high class comfy material right there anon. Also, I'm probably gonna watch Nigella cooking specials as well. Her and her mammaries make delicious treats.
>>25367385
I have two options go to my Dads house dress with white camo shorts some cool t shirt and sneakers and shit and pretend to be cool and laugh a lot then eat while I'm dying inside wanting to be alone or with a gf who only hug me...
Or stay at my mom's house eat a lot and then get to browse 4chan and porn and go to sleep about 1 am
>>25369091
Sounds like he'll be alright anon, that's a life event you got to share with you dog, now you love your dog more! :)
>>25368691
R-RIGHT GUYS?
>>25369185
>gf
you're not welcome here
>>25368080
Yes it's weird.. It changed very quickly now it's full of normies... Back in the day we help each other because we are robots. If some dude say that he is short and fat we told him " oh it's OK you can change loose weight" and shit like help him to improve. But now it's like " oh you are short and fat kill yourself" it's like there's no difference between this or /b/ but yet there's still some robots.. I'm gonna drink some vodka I'm honor to the robots <3
>>25369185
The first option sounds like it'd leave you miserable. I'd say you should you go with number 2. I mean, eat till you're full, jack off and sleep well since you're full and your body just had a release. When you look back at it, it'll probably be what you'll regret the least.
Bought some fireworks but the forecast says it's gonna rain.
>>25369270
This is /b/ 2.0 now. Seriously, I legitmately cannot tell the difference most of the time now.
>>25369235
No no.. I don't have a girlfriend. But I want one.. Or just someone to talk... To tell my problems and rely on her and sometimes I just want a hug.... It sucks the loneliness... Specially when your parents think that you are a winner and shit...
>>25369270
Cheers, anon! And yeah, it's become a mix between /b/, /pol/ and /soc/. It's weird. I remember my first time here; my oneitis had crushed me, I had a major depression, tried suicide, got hospitalized, got out, tried to hang myself, got out and then I found /r9k/. It made me feel better since there were likeminded people who'd gone through the same shit.
>>25369115
It's not a good idea to take LSD if you're depressed. At least have a playlist of relaxing music just in case.
Being a legend
>>25369439
Foooking legend ay?
>>25369115
>240mg of LSD
240ug I hope anon, still pretty strong.
>>25369006
See you again in at least 4 weeks!
I'll get called a normie for this but...
I got invited to a party for the first time in my life for tomorrow. It will be a big party with 20 people and I only know 5 people from there, and none of them very well. Should I still go if I drink a bit to get rid of my anxieties? This might be the only chance to try to be a normie in a long time. My fear is that I'll get anxious/depressed and just want to go home after an hour or two.
>>25368082
>>25368218
Same except I'm gonna rub to gay porn, watch some anime, go out for some chinese food.
I will be asleep.
>>25369482
Whatever you do, don't go sober.
>>25369384
this for sure
scratch the playlist, at least have a bunch of heavy duty benzos just in case
>>25368180
>wife's son
KEK
U
C
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>>25369505
> Chinese food.
Wish I wasn't broke now since you've given me cravings for chinese take away.
Getting wasted with friends at friend's house.
>>25367385
I'm going full failed-normie this year and it's already killing me
>guy in my group of friends is throwing a party
>no trains back to my city anymore after 20:00 so have to stay for the night
>means I can't leave early, have to pull through to 5:00 AM or something
>everyone will most likely be on drugs
Jesus just fucking kill me already. I wish I could just say no but I'm already at risk of being dropped because I never show up for anything. I actually don't even know why I care, it's not like I have anything in common with them anymore.
I just want to stay at home and go to bed early.
>>25369520
I won't. But I'm afraid I'll drink too much beforehand and be in complete black out mode by the time everyone else is just tipsy.
>>25369361
it's sad because this used to be the only place where I feel accepted... I mean. This help me a lot to realize that I'm not the only one who think in the way that I do... Like I'm not alone in the world.... Like I'm not the only one who want to claim Avril lavigne as waifu or who plays total war and pretend to be emperor of rome and shit.... But now it's different. It's way different
Going to an Internet cafe and playing Vidya for 12 straight hours.
>>25369668
Find a passed out chick and drag her into the closet
>>25369668
I've lost 80% of my friends during the last 6 years. Some since I don't have Facebook and they feel like I'm isolating myself away from them. Some because I stopped texting them (they fucked me over). Some because of my opinions and some just because our friendship had come to an end. You'll get over it eventually, anon.
>>25367385
My best and only friend is coming over, and my brother and some other relatives.
Me and my friend will probably be playing games in the basement and later watch the fireworks with the others. Oh yeah, and turkey for dinner.
Friend is studying at a school far away, so he's away most of the time, so I'll try to appreciate it as much as I can.
>>25369531
>>25369463
>>25369115
Sorry yeah 240ug, and don't worry, I've done it before lads. Thanks for the concern though. If I had access to a dissociative right now I would but this LSD is the last of my stash.
>>25369809
>tfw you (you) yourself accidentally
>>25369718
It used to be, yes. I'd post shit on here and share it with anons / have them share similar stories and we'd all have sad times together. Nowadays, if I post something similar to what I posted back then, I'll most likely get this response;
> Beta cuck
> GTFO
Or something similar.
>>25369115
I might take acid too, my only 3 friends are all hanging with their friends and are going out of town
3 years alone in a row
>>25369482
>My fear is that I'll get anxious/depressed and just want to go home after an hour or two.
That's what happened to me, now I'm no longer invited to stuff. >>25369520
>>25369802
Sounds comfy without being obnoxious normie tier. Have fun, anon.
Now that I think... I'm invited to a party with my cousins I know like 4 guys but there's gonna be like 20 people...... I don't know what the fuck to do... I'm really sad and I hate the hangover... I don't know how to dance... I just want some lsd to tripping balls.
>>25369883
I don't know if house parties are better than nightclubs since I've never been to one. But every time I go to nightclubs I end up sitting alone, drinking expensive shitty drinks and then going home alone hours before anyone else. Then I'm depressed over it for a week.
Maybe I should just stay home.
>made plans with friends who are in for the holidays
>made a group message with some general info and asked what they're bringing foodwise
>no one has responded
>tfw they're going to flake out on me
well, what's one more L for 2015 gonna do? it's not like there was any kind of good precedent set for this year.
Going on a 'pub-crawl' with my 'friend'.
This is going to be fucking awful and not even because I'm a social retard.
>>25367385
Going to meet up with another r9k poster so we can be less lonely together. I'm nervous about it already though to be honest.
>>25370015
Enjoy your stay in his rape dungeon.
>>25370015
How well do you know this anon, anon?
>>25370075
>his
>>25370076
We've talked on the phone before.
>>25369774
>at one point had at least 5 friends
anon what the fuck
>>25369947
That depends a lot in the way that you looks like. If you are skinny then you should not worry about anything... Just drink talk and laugh a lot with the people that you came into the club... Don't worry about picking girls because if someone it's interested in you you are gonna know it.
Now if you are fat you are basically fucked. (like me) you can't dress in the same way so you gotta to improvise and it's probably that you fuck it up... So just drink and laugh and forget about pick any girl because they are gonna reject You so hard. And that gonna depress you.
Between a nightclub and a home party 1000 times chose a home party. No clothing rules and most of people gonna go to one reason. Get drunk af. Get high af. Fuck a drunk bitch.
>>25370245
Not friends, more like acquaintances, you know, from High School and what not. All of them gone. I'm kinda happy about it though since I'm a socially disfunctional person by nature.
When I was a teenager I'd always spend my New Years' marathoning the latest series of LOST on the boxset I'd got for that Christmas. It was a little tradition I had, watching LOST while fireworks were going on all around me.
It was one of the highlights of my year Was anyone has a genuinely happy neet during their mid-late teens?
I wish I could go back to that time. It was joy and a general contentedness I know I will never recapture even if I become a millioinaire.
I just can't describe it. Little things like ordering a pizza and seeing a dumb meme on r9k were enough to brighten up my entire day.
I didn't need a gf or a purpose in life. Was anyone else like this or am I just autistic?
>>25370166
Have you Skyped, perhaps?
>>25369947
That's how parties were for me too, but for some reason I miss them. I regret not appreciating being there more.
Just try to have fun. Being drunk is fun.
At least you won't be alone on new years eve, appreciate that. Also try not to care about silly things like issues with women or something like that, just enjoy the company.
But it's up to you, man.
>>25367385
stay home alone in my flat, playing some vidyas probably while getting mildly drunk in the process
gondola mode, silently watching the fireworks alone from my flat and smiling while others are enjoying their new year parties
>>25370340
Nope, same here. Marathoning Prison Break, buying a gallon of Coke on sale, eating a special kinda Pizza that you loved etc. Even in the younger years (kid years); Running home from school to watch Cartoon Network, climbing trees to get apples, riding my bike for several hours, eating the leftover pizza, playing Crash on playstation and watching my first action movies. My mind is stuck in those periods of time. I wish I could go back and relive time + make sure that I stayed away from any acquaintances this time around. I was extremely socially retarded back then.
>>25367385
>MRI at 3:00pm
>traveling home sometime around 6:00pm
>get back home around 9:00pm
>go innawoods and blow shit up until Jan. 1st
>go back to my RV and get fucked on hydrocodone
That's about it.
>>25370436
> MRI
For what, if I may ask, anon?
>>25370248
This is a home party, but I don't know most of the people there, sorry if I wasn't clear. I'm skinny and 6'2".
>>25370361
>That's how parties were for me too, but for some reason I miss them. I regret not appreciating being there more.
Parties or clubbing? You're right, it's all about my own mindset. If I fake that I love being there, I actually will, right?
I've stopped caring about women this past year anyways, decided that if I won't pursue it unless a girl literally suggests me to have sex with her, which won't happen due to me being a bore and introverted. I hope there are activities like drinking games there since I loathe talking about banal shit with people.
How much should I drink before going? I got some Jagermeister and a few beers.
Exactly how I spend every other day.
>>25370349
Nope.
I'll be sure to make a thread from the bottom of the rape dungeon to let you guys know you were right if my chains aren't too tight.
>>25370598
Godspeed, prisoner anon-kun.
>>25367385
Gunna lay all my drugs out and pick one at random
Anons, I'm off to bed. Keep the thread living!
I'm going to drink a gallon of TANG and get out my daki and burned blu-rays.
>>25367385
Gonna go to bed early as I'm babysitting my wife's son (NYE is girls night).
>order pizza and chicken wings
>binge watch all of the Lord of The Rings movies in one sitting
>probably check out the shitposts on here before bed
not ideal, but the best you can do as a friendless KV
>>25370476
I've been having unprovoked black outs and similar fainting "spells" (unprovoked meaning I wasn't intoxicated, didn't suffer a head injury, etc.).
It's to rule out epilepsy and tumors. Also supposed to have an EEG for the same reason, but that's about 2.5 weeks down the road.
It's unlikely that I have epilepsy considering these black outs last upwards of 30 minutes and it's also unlikely I have a tumor because I had a CT scan 6 months ago that came back clean.
So, I don't know what it is, neither does my neurologist or psychiatrist.
Do some drugs(shrooms, weed). Hopefully with some friends
>>25370763
Sounds comfy, I kinda want to watch LotR too now.
Extended or theatrical?
1. Put in an appearance at a birthday party
2. Maybe put in an appearance at a concert
3. Meet up with a qt at my normie friends party
4. Make plans to drop acid with qt and friends next week
REEEE all you want, I'm going to have fun :^]
It's 8 hours from the 1st here. I'm just drinking alone browsing 4chan. Might play some rainbow six seige if anyone else is online. Fucking depressing man.
Been like this the past 4 NYE tho. I have alot of acquaintances who seem to enjoy talking to me but I still didn't get invited anywhere which makes me feel worse.
>>25370841
Always extended for me, it's been so long since I saw the theatrical versions that I'd probably feel like things were missing rather than added on
>>25370841
Not him but theatrical is the best
Read the books if you havent. quality time waster.
Happy new year
>>25370990
Correction
Extended is the shit
>>25370736
>(NYE is girls night).
you know she's going to a strip club, sucking a large brown penis or more than one. At least beat the kid or something
>tfw have three friends with normie connections
>one will hang out with his normie friends that like cars and football
>one is sick and not going anywhere
>third is going to a party hosted by a rugy-club
>it's gonna be a fucking sausagefest but better than getting drunk alone
>he doesnt know if he gets to bring friends
>said he'll call me back once he knows
>still hasn't called back
>fellow autist friend who doesn't know any semi-normies like I do wants to tag along with me
>coax pseudo-autist friend to skip out on his GF until midnight to hang with us because her friends are obnoxious
>we're probably just gonna sit in pseudo-autists tiny apartment and get drunk in the darkness
>me and fellow autist will likely get kicked out after midnight because pseudo-autist needs GF time.
>we're likely just gonna end up going to bar and drink some tequilas and exchange lines from the Dark Knight Rises for a few hours and then call it
Could be worse. Last year I was supposed to be drinking but wound up babysitting the third friend because I was too new to alcohol so I thought he'd had too much. And the year before that I played mario party with the same guy and a former autist who now has now left us. His mom gave us small fire crackers and soda to celebrate with.
At least the Banetalking will be hilarious
Hopefully go to a party if i'm not to socially awkward to go. Gonna be girls there..
>no friends at all but some acquaintances
>talk to a couple who mention they're going out together
>tfw no invite
>tfw drinking alone in a dark room in sorrow
Play videogames and watch anime the entire day
Once the midnight is getting closerI'll buy a pack of Smirnoff and a pack of cigarretes
I found a place where I can watch the fireworks without people near me giving me weird looks.
Get drunk, fuck up my lungs maybe sob a little and return home.
Night for champions
I bought the first Cohiba of my life and I'm gonna smoke while drinking heavily until the ball drops
>>25371038
>At least the Banetalking will be hilarious
I've done a lot of drugs and haven't yet found one that makes bane funny. Maybe nox?
For the entire year I have been everything but myself. The choices I made were made by everyone but me. The people I met didn't contribute with anything but my own alienation. And yet I did everything I could to be great, not dropping a single tear just like a man should do. This resumes the years that preceded since my pre adolescence and what I will feel is what I felt in all New Year's eve.
Sitting outside my oneitis' window, watching her get drunk and railed by her Chad bf while I vape in silent, abject misery
Then fap to it later
>>25371508
Lol i'd fap to it then
>>25367385
play league or fallout, and drink vodka and eat salty food. Just like every other night.
Recover from surgery, and relearn how to walk
>>25367385
I like to organize my files, especially my 4chan folder which can become very disordered over a year's time.
>play video games
>maybe watch a movie
>stay up all night
>cry myself to sleep in the morning
>>25367887
totally agree, When i was kid or teenager at that time it was fun but when you grow older it's literally waste and useless.
>>25372274
take some extra painkillers, gotta enjoy it a little
Play NHL 16, then at 00:00 i'll be at the gym.
>>25367385
Me and my friend gonna get really drunk and party all night in the city.
I have no idea right now. Storms are supposed to pop up and I had to put one of my dogs down today, so I'm kinda at a loss for words or thoughts .
>>25373126
don't be sad, get drunk and go outside do something like it's your last day on earth.
>>25373195
thats how my opiate addiction started
i ended up having a habit for like 2 years onwards, quit 2 months ago and haven't had any since (after quitting for 3 months before that, but taking them again).
god damn the first time quitting opiates is hell..
>>25373263
Might I redirect you to the normie advice board? >>>/adv/
i'm gonna carry on my alcohol binge
i drank a whole bottle of gin just now
wish me luck in getting poisoned hoho
I'm getting together with some friends from high school, since we're all home from college. We're all nerds (guys and girls), so we'll probably just play board games and talk about literature/art and stuff. It should be fun.
>>25367385
Going out into town with my friend and hopefully get drunk as fuck
>>25369270
>Accidentally clicked on /b/
>took me 15 minutes to realize I wasn't on /r9k/
What the fuck happened?
>>25373315
why drink now? better wait 2 hours later till new yeah.
>>25373437
get fucked cunny
i do what i wantplease hold me ;___;
>>25373315
doing the same but with vodka
i spread the bottle over the day though, so it's not like drinking it in the span of 4-5 hours. gin tastes like wierd vodka, i don't really like it..
also wierd this vodka tastes worse then usual, might be because it's hotter weather so the temperatures made the flavour different. colder vodka seems like it's watered down
>>25370427
This x1000 nostalgia is killing me too anon wish I could go back
>>25370763
I love thom. His voice is the only thing that cherish for my anguished soul.
I heard radiohead is launching their 9th next year... Can't wait.
>>25373281
Same her anon day 5 of no oxies slowly getting better still living in a lethargic sleepy depressed haze opiates are actually death wish I never would have touched them
Gonna think about how I'm a failure and fantasize about killing myself.
New yearkill me
>>25373717
don't talk to me, you pussy hole.
cum get drunk with me tho
>>25374506
aye you wasteman, you come HERE and get with me
>>25373962
once you get past first 2 weeks then you'll feel alright. the 1st/2nd week are the worst (depending on habit) and after that it starts to get better
>my fellas out of state with brothers and dad
>work, sleep, Legos and movies
>>25374893
on my second bottle senpai. i think i'm gonna die.please help me
>>25374986
well it's better then finishing a bottle and having nothing left
...till the next morning comes and you wake up feeling like hell
>>25367385
Gonna be spending mine on a plane alone
maybe i'll end up sitting next to a qt
i'msoalone
>>25375102
i don't get hangovers, you shitcunt
I'ma be at work working during a new years party event. So I won't be alone. Feels good.
just got diagnosed with another heart condition, going to live to 30 at most. probably drinking, then planning on how to maximize this year's comfy
sure as hell isn't fair but it's how it is
>>25375196
Last New Years Day I woke up with my first hangover. It fucking sucks getting old.
>>25367887
I'm sure they have kids with them, Anon, because they got the opportunity to breed.
>>25367385
Going out to San Francisco
>don't wanna go
>isis will probably start some shit
>shit my pants as Muhammed trys to jihad me
>>25375786
what part of the bay-area are you from man?
Berkeley here. I never leave the house anymore. all my neighbors are niggers who blast music.
>>25367385
>The Wire
Fucking patrician taste, my friend.
I'm gonna watch some anime or maybe Six Feet Under.
Maybe play some Xbox.
Kiss my cat at 12:00
>doctor appointment
>play LoL till 8pm
>watch hentai or jav
>finish off with anime
Work at the liquor store until 11:30.
I was going to do nothing but since I feel like I should do something maybe salvia hits. If I get a couple dollars maybe get some dxm. Then maybe a salvia hit on dxm if I'm feeling adventurous. Maybe even dxm+salvia in the dark if I can get over the fear of a potential mindfuck.
Cry, drink alone, maybe finally become an hero
>>25375786
> Going out to San Francisco
> Don't wanna go
> Isis will probably start some shit
Throw a firecracker up their ass, anon. That'll teach them!
>>25375642
> Just got diagnosed with another heart condition, going to live to 30 at most. probably drinking, then planning on how to maximize this year's comfy
> Sure as hell isn't fair but it's how it is
Damn, anon. I'm sorry to hear that. Care to tell the tale?
>>25375139
> Gonna be spending mine on a plane alone
> Maybe i'll end up sitting next to a qt
> I'm so alone
On a plane? Sweet. Where to, anon?
>>25374135
> Gonna think about how I'm a failure and fantasize about killing myself.
> New year kill me
It's that special feel around New Year that makes everything a lot worse.
>>25373837
>This x1000 nostalgia is killing me too anon wish I could go back
One day, anon. One day.
>>25373340
> Going out into town with my friend and hopefully get drunk as fuck
What's your poison, anon?
>>25373216
> Play NHL 16, then at 00:00 i'll be at the gym.
You remind me of my cousin. He never cares about any special occasions and always puts the gym first. Cheers, gym anon.
>>25373069
> I like to organize my files, especially my 4chan folder which can become very disordered over a year's time.
Just like me. How do you like your folders to be familia?
>>25372068
> Play League or Fallout, and drink vodka and eat salty food. Just like every other night.
Actually, that doesn't sound bad, anon.
>>25378142
Cheers, anon! What games senpai?
>>25378329
I've always wanted to try DXM; how does it feel?
>>25378329
>salvia
The drug that made me stop doing drugs.
I don't like being ripped apart from the universe, then having the whole thing restart.
The dreams are p dope tho.
Fuck salvia
>>25378536
DXM is alright. It's kind of like you close your outside and explore the world inside yourself. CEV's are dope and you get a feeling like you're just ona tour if the planet/galaxy/universe.
Beware, if you drink it in syrup, you'll have liquid shits.
Muscles feel numb, but ina good way.you could do 200 pushups and feel nothing.. Vision is blurry as fuck.
Can't walk straight for shit.
The afterglow is like...I can't describe it. The world has a golden guee, depression vanishes, and you just want to listen to the creek
spending the night at home by myself.
got invited to go sit at a bar with some friends but that sounds boring as heck.
plus i start work tomorrow at 7am.
>>25378523
Arkham Knight and the new Halo.
I forgot how much fun online Halo is
>>25367385
smoke a lot of weed
>>25367385
>Play vidya
I don't know yet. For some reason new years is a huge symbol for where I am in life.
This year I haven't been invited out to a party and my parents assumed I was going out (why.), so I lied and told them I was.
So I'll be out, anyway. Will probably wander into a pub or something.
>>25367385
stay at my parents' (came back for the holidays), play vidya and browse the chans in the morning
after a light lunch, my girlfriend is coming over, we will cuddle and have cool conversations and passionate sex
Then the 4 of us are going to have a new year's dinner with salmon, foie gras and all kinds of good stuff
Probably going to spend more time cuddling in front of a good movie or playing vidya with the girlfriend
>>25378836
>tfw 7 grams of insane kush
>no bong
>can't roll for shit
>no pipe
JUST
>>25367385
>get drunk with gf
>go outside to launch some fireworks with gf
>fuck gf
>>25367385
Go in the square pop some lsd, drink and try to get arrested.
>>25368549
What a stupid cunt. Let him die. Is natural selection.
>>25379085
what I'm going to do on my birthday tbqh
>>25367385
Just like a year before and a year before that year.
Family and friends new years party 14 people. 21 year in a row
I'm gonna watch A New Hope and eat a carrot and a peanut butter sandwich.
I'm in a Star Wars mood but I chickened out at the theatre after seeing some couples and groups of friends walk in, this was a week after TFA came out so I thought I'd be safe. So I guess I'll just watch the OT and try to make myself believe things aren't getting much worse next year.
My Christmas was actually pretty good because my family celebrates that. Normie party season coupled with the constant heat makes me want to die though.
>>25367385
>finish True Blood (took a break when it got campy)
>fuck gf
>>25367385
im actually going to some party where i only know the host.
w-wish me luck
>>25367385
Want to go for a drive but will more than likely stay in and play World of Warships.
>>25379151
I WANNA DO BAD THINGS TO YOU
Fuck, I miss True Blood. The last season was such shit though. The first 4 were GOAT.
Sookie is such a whore it disgusts me.
Eric or Bill?
>>25367385
Drown my sorrows in alcohol. I work from home doing tech support. Right now I'm doing my overnight shift, but I have the rest of today and tomorrow off and Saturday until midnight.
Today is my son's birthday. A year ago today, on New Year's Eve at 9:34 PM MST, I became a father.
Today, my wife will spend time with him and take him places. With her boyfriend.
Today, I will be alone and miserable, having moved a thousand miles away after losing everything after she kicked me out to move him in.
Today, I'm going to maybe get to spend time with my girlfriend, but she works until 11 PM tonight.
>>25379179
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU PATHETIC FAGGOT
I HOPE YOU GET KEKED FOR ETERNITY AND IN EVERY REINCARNATION OF YOUR SHITTY CYCLE OF LIFE
GET FUCKED, YOUR NORMIE FAGGOT
>>25379178
>even considering Bill
you make me sick, untermensch
>>25367385
Do some problems from the functional analysis book I got for chrissy muss.
>tfw your 3 friends get invited to a party you didn't get invited to
>>25379199
Bill is literally a god.
Eric is a creepy Slav/Norse cuck.
Godric is easily the best character in the entire show.
Bill was just such an everyman. Family guy forced into the civil war, turned into a vamp, just wants to live a quiet life but he always saves the day.
>tfw no Alcide body
I don't know why I even wake up anymore
![dad2deddee[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UtUDoXV.jpg "dad2deddee[1].jpg")
>>25367385
Play EU4 all day while rewatching Mad Men.
Make sure Britain wins the 100 Years War.
Read some more 1453 by Roger Crowley
Cry my /lit/tle heart out when I see on Goodreads that I've only completed 22 books this year.
Eat an entire bag of potato chips and bowls of rice.
Mourn my nonexistent social life.
>tfw no gf
>>25367385
>Eat a ton of ice cream
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>>25367845
You're going to die when you're like 80 anyway. You have an entire eternity to be dead for.
>>25367887
I like fireworks though. My dog hates them as well. Don't you want to relive being a little kid?
>>25368001
>friends
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25379159
Better than Spreadsheets in Space.
>>25379233
>friends
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25379240
>EU4
>>>/civ4xg/
happy new year robots
>light up a joint
>watch documentaries
>cuddle
>win at life
Be here to receive the new year for the 5th consecutive year with a faceless mob of depressed and angry faggots, but it's cool, I like it here, probably will be the last year in a while though.
>>25368542
This is what I'm gonna do. Except for the whiskey.
>>25367385
I'm staying at home playing vidya, maybe some beer at the side.
I don't give a shit, Disco's and night clubs are just awful, who wants to listen to terrible, loud music while flailing around like a retard?
>>25367385
watch shemale porn and sleep , if lucky might have wet dream about banging one
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH I HATE NYE!
>>25379616
My type of nigga right here.
>>25379191
I was a true blue robot like yourself. I dated a girl I hated and stayed with her for three and a half years because I was too much of a beta to break up with her. I tried at first, but her tears overwhelmed my autism.
Only through suffering and pain was I able to glimpse normie culture and blend in. Much trial and error before I was able to be rarely questioned for my oddities. And my last job, which I loved, I worked with kids with autism and all the staff were weird as fuck, too.
I'm mostly a shut-in. As is my girlfriend. There is nothing worse than being a robot and finally getting to a steady place where you feel okay. Buying a house, having a kid. Hating your wife who never fucks you, but still at least you achieved those highly sought after normie trophies.
And then it's gone.
>>25367385
>Spend time with grill friends
>Sperg intermittently
>Get drunk
>Become nicer
Fuck I'm already so drunk, home alone drinking, trying not to text my ex but I know she's busy, obviously with Chad while I'm smoking the last of my cigarettes and being a depressed cunt as usual. I know no one will reply to this but I just needed to vent, here's to hoping 2016 won't be so shit senpai..
>>25379654
2016 will be great for you bro, hang in there.
>>25379701
You're a fucking legend I love you
I hope you have a fucking awesome new year brother
Playing Factorio :3
>>25367385
By drinking a full bottle of scotch while pic related.
Drink Jim Beam while staring at my PC screen, lurking 4chan or playing either pathologic or knock knock to deepen myself in my depression. Also pray that I get that job at Germany so I can begin there my quest to be a normal, independent human bean starting from scratch (but probably fail). Lastly cry myself to sleep while staring at pics of my oneitis, whom I won't see ever again.
I plan on listening to this just before it hits midngiht. It might sync up with the fireworks outside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXp1C6Byd2E
Other than that I'll probably have a little cry and go to sleep alone.
Play vidya with gf. Later eat some caviar and blinis, pan seared frois gras. Got few bottles of louis roederer to wash it down. Later go see some friends who are hosting a club night. Drink some more champers. Do a few shots, drink some more. Do a few more shots. Grab some street meat on way home around 5:00am. Get home, drink a few more drinks, blast music, piss off neighbours. Vomit, pass out.
Hail the new year!
>tfw friend whined me into going with him
>can't shitpost all night like I wanted
>don't know where we're going
>will probably be run over or stabbed by some drunk, 15 year old wigger
Failed normies are the worst. They just keep trying and dragging robots along for the ride.
>>25379810
>>>/fuck off/ normie
not original wreaaerwhytgfwer
>>25367385
Play Terraria and derail YLYL threads with le funny banana maymay
Well the plan was to take a bunch of molly ordered 5 pills to be exact, drink and go the the city with my friends but my friends car stopped working and my parents hate me so ofcourse I dont have my own,
So gues im gonna be here.
My friend is dragging me to the club help me robot bros what do I do at clubs
>>25379906
Drink abandoned drinks, cry, stand around awkwardly, kill yourself.
>>25379906
Pop a molly, everything else will sort itself out.
>>25379906
Kick your friend in the groin, and escape out the window while yelling "GET TO THE CHOPPER" in the best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice possible
>>25367385
Drink lots of coffee while mindlessly wandering through the world wide web of my feels.
>>25379787
>pathologic
Mein neiger
That game has always been way too difficult for me but hope you enjoy it for my sake, I always loved the art style in it. I'll have a shot of bourbon in your honour mate
>>25379179
>My wife
>My girlfriend
>My, me, me me me me
>My son me me
Shut the fuck up. Arent even a virgin.
>>25379972
A guy lost his son to his vapid whore ex wife and that's all you have to say? This place disgusts me sometimes, do you ever act like this isn't some sekret klubhaus ?
>>25379179
Fuck off normie. Go spend some time with your whore instead of on our board.
>>25367385
It's going to be a day like every other, except at midnight I'll drink a glass of champagne with my parents and grandparents and then go out to ignite some fireworks. That's what I have been doing every single new year's since I remember.
>>25380009
shut the fuck up normie scum get the fuck out
>>25380009
Thanks for whiteknighting me anon, but it's fine. Once you do something outside of the robot kingdom, you are forever tainted. And when that world betrays you, as it did to me, you just live out your life as an outcast.
having a big lan/40k night with my friends
>>25368180
> wife's son
Dude you fucked this one up. Or should I say you didn't.
>>25380072
>a nerd sausage fest on NYE
How can you even do that without getting depressed?
>>25380093
>putting pussy on a pedestal
How can you even say that without killing yourself?
I'll be alone in my room getting high on drugs and playing video games.
Alone, with imaginary friends. Maybe hanging out in some chatroom with other robots.
