What is your perfect woman, robots?
Mine;
>quiet
>antisocial
>stay at home
>chubby but not a total whale
>private
>virgin
>beautiful looks
>good sense of humor
>anti SJW(this will probably never be possible with women these days)
>not a attention whore or slut(also probably impossible)
>heterosexual
>down to earth
>clingy
>would actually love me
>tfw I will probably never meet a grill like this
>>25367212
>dominant in bed
>curvy
>wont cuck me
>smart
>dark hair
I get to post it again!
Looks
>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings
Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but
>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids
cheerful
intelligent
confident
loyal
fun
sexy
sensual
not necessarily in that order
>>25367212
Fat fucking tits
10/10 plump round ass
Skinny
That's all I got, don't give a shit about the rest. I've fucked a few girls like this, but I want to keep one as my own personal cum dumpster
>ginger hair
>enjoys what I enjoy
>Irish accent
>nice
>quite but not too quite
>short (around 5foot 10)
>loyal
>not a slut
>bisexual
>could also be a guy
>>25367212
>not a attention whore
>clingy
pick one faggot
why is everyone on this board so picky about their women? it's not like most people here could even land a woman with a fraction of those desirable traits.
I've never thought about it, I guess one that didn't cheat or weigh as much as a VW would be fine
> pretty
> intelligent
> into gaming
> political
> alternate fasion (eg coloured hair)
>XX Chromosome
>Hates men
>Accepting
>Clingy
>Likes me to spend 38 hours of every day with her
Mostly just XX chromosomed and Accepting though desu
>>25367212
It's really hard to say what I want in a woman and what kind of a woman when I never had a woman in the first place.
It's better to keep your options in a wide setup.
In the end that woman will probably be the "perfect" woman anyway since my tastes adapt like that.
>>25367212
>perfect woman
Impossibru
>>25367429
>short
>5foot 10
>>25367212
this sounds EXACTLY like me kek
>tfw boyfriend
>doesn't know what 4chan is
>long black hair
>finds me attractive
>apolitical
>at least a 6/10
Am I asking too much
> black hair
> short
> slightly chubby
> blue eyes
> pale skin
> quiet
> shy
> introvert
> awkward
> virgin
> no relationship experience
> weeaboo
> white race
> easy to please
> never angry, only happy and sad
> laughs at my jokes
> has a decent job, but not as good as mine
I don't think a woman like this exists.
ITT:
>Long dark hair
>Long dark hair
>Long dark hair
>Long dark hair
I also love long dark hair.
>>25367212
Pic related
(shiggy to the original post diggy)
>blonde
>either tan or pale if no freckles or other blemishes
>no eye color preference
>symmetrical face shape
>no chin fat, no jelly rolls, belly can have some fat as long as it isn't so substantial I can fell it squishing around when I grab her waist during doggy style
>pref nice ass over boobs, boobs can always be added with surgery and some girls look fine with basically flat chest
>must be faithful and not slutty or at least be far away from wherever she was a slut at
>conservative and at least nominally religious
>should be able to carry a conversation but need not be book smart as me
>should dress well, take care of herself, wear make up, and not have some depressing emotional past that's left her all scarred and bitter
>Wouldn't be mistaken for a man or a gargoyle
>Loves me
>not ugly
>will accept me for who I am
>will stay faithful
>>25367212
>drugged up
>skanky
>vulgar
>doesn't hold in her farts
>is not self conscious, especially about weight
>is down with group fucking
>>25367429
Do you have any idea how fucking repulsive Irish girls are?
>>25367212
>>25367259
>tfw I have achieved these criteria with my gf.
>>25367212
OP, just so you know, I am:
>not quiet
>not anti social
>I do enjoy staying home some
>am a little chubby but not a total whale
>private
>not a virgin, oops
>I dont know if I am beautiful. I am not disgusting though.
>my sense of humor is the best
>I am anti SJW and hate all the pc stuff going on right now
>I am not a slut, at least by normal standards
>I am hetero
>I am super down to earth
Anyway, all that just to say I meet at least a few of your requirements, so I guess we have to get married.
>>25368624
girls who fart are fucking repulsive
>Virgin
>Short brown hair
>Very short-between 4'11" and 5'2"
>Pale
>Petite
>Cute face
>Good sense of humor
>Not an idiot (she doesn't necessarily have to be smart)
>Fun to be around
>Kind
>Loving
>Loyal
>Likes what I like>Real
>>25368721
bad news bro. every girl farts. even the cute sweet girl you fell in love with. she farts all day, every day.
>all these faggots wanting to marry short women
have fun with your manlet offspring
>>25368721
all humans fart. people who pretend not to are self-conscious phonies.
I also like farts though.
>not using a funnel to inhale farts
>>25367212
>white
>loyal
>anarchist like me
>like to dance
>watch anime
>maybe play games
>at least a 5/10
>can hold a conversation about physics, philosophy, economics
>don't want kids
Never found one like that.
>between 160cm to 170cm.
>between 40kg and 52kg.
>pale skin with no imperfections such as scars or stretchmarks.
>long legs.
>toned.
>B or C cup.
>bubble butt.
>long hair with no frizz, any color is okay.
>small nose.
>teeth don't need to be perfectly straight but do have to be perfectly white.
>always has to smell nice.
>has to be kind to everyone that she meets.
>has to praise me.
>has to love kids.
>has to be very sensitive.
>must not be a feminist.
>must hate other women.
>fat
>funny
>likes to read
>will casually kick me in the nuts
>>25368320
>tfw i fill all the criteria :)
>>25369018
>between 40kg to 52kg
you are looking for a woman who weighs the same as an average 12 yr old
Pretty much pic related, just a little less angsty.
I meet all these criteria. You can message me on skype, [email protected]. Maybe we can meet. Or if anyone else just wants to talk, send me a message.
>>25369440
Bitches like that are all over the place. I envy your low standards because you should have no problem finding a whore like that.
>>25367212
>1/2 asian
>purple hair
>identifies as white
>identifies as character from anime
>wears cosplay 24/7
>purple pubes
>>25369483
You have to be a woman, anon.
>attractive to me
>likes me alot
>understand stuff I say
>not annoying
>>25369413
12 year old in America*
There you go, I fixed it for you.
>>25369577
Maybe in the US, but not in Italy :^(
>>25367212
you mean THE perfect woman?
>25 years old
>6'3 tall or taller
>naturally light brown hair, half dyed blonde, mid lenghts, slightly wavy
>blue eyes
>light skin with a slight tan
>wide hips
>long legs
>thick thighs
>nonmuscular ab lines
>long torso
>slight lordosis
>heart shaped bubble butt, made with squatting and deadlifting
>firm DDD tits
>average/below average bf%
>resting smirk and smug face
>hairy innie pussy
>sizequeen
>loves facesitting and receiving oral is her favorite kind of sex
>naturally dominant, alpha, into femdom
>loves submissive guys
>loves shorter guys
>loves making fun of tiny dicks
>loyal, not into cucking
>clingy but in a femdom way
>quiet
>antisocial
I'd love to find more girls like this but from what I see most girls are just more social than guys by nature
>inb4 some fembot replies "oh but I'm such a shutin XD" before picking her phone back up to text chad
>fatty 250lbs max
>medium low self confidence
>i never have to meet her friends or family
>we spend every weekend on the couch watching sitcoms and touching eachother
>>25369692
I'm in Ireland and I see a decent amount. Why do you want some self-important, close minded, idiotic, vapid whore anyway?
>Smart
>Loyal
>Grateful
I appreciate that
>>25369713
Good taste anon
>>25369786
Despite her edgy persona,she's a good girl after all,she just needs someone to understand her and care for her, and if she finds the right person, she'd devote and give all her life to that person. She's cute and she also seems to be listening to Sparklehorse and that's great. I probably have some other reasons but it's 3 a.m. and I'm tired as fuck.
