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I just want an Asian qt gf here

Why can't this happen? Why was i born in Southern Italy?
This place is FUCKING NORMIEVILLE HOLY SHIT KILL ME
Everyone is a super Chad normie retarded shit. Super good looking yet literally brain dead.
Plus we are super homogeneous cause i live in a mid sized town, we're like 99.99999999% from here.

No Asian qts here
I'm 6'2", nice face, thick dick
I can speak fucking Japanese too
And yet after all these breakups I'm stuck again in my shit normie town
HOLY SHIT JUST END ME
JUST FUCKING FUCK MY SHIT UP

I couldve been born in Australia, from some immigrant wog couple. And I could have all those multiculti soulmates with me HOLY FUCK

AUSSIES ARE PLAYING LIFE LITERALLY EASY MODE
Full of Asian pussy everywhere and they fucking complain

JESUS CHRIST WHAT DID I DO WRONG to be stuck here again in this FUCKING HELL HOLE
FUCKING SHITALY

How can I keep on living?
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Calm down faggot.

You'll only attract the trashiest Asians anyway. The ones that want to be as white as possible.
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Bitch please I'm from Africa ( White )
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>>25367919
Anon thank you for replying.
The problem is that this place other than being extremely homogeneous (shit btw, don't believe the /pol/ memes), is also VERY poor, like working at McDonalds is seen as a very attractive position, I'm not kidding.

At least in my forced NEETdom I dream about pounding a cute Asian ass... Like that pic you posted, HOLY SHIT my dick is diamonds. I love EDGY JAP SHIT, I watched every Sion Sono movie.

>>25368074
At least you get to fuck some nice baboon ass; Italian girls are so fucking boring and hard to catch you have no idea. The times I stayed in Australia and Japan I had so much fun, sad they're over.
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depressing news from the uk
asians lusting after bwc is a meme
loads of azn qts at my university, they always stay in their own completely asian cliques and the girls slowly bond with the guys and they end up together
cute sweet petite azn qts are dating average androgynous asian males
there's no hope for us
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>>25368630
That's so sad to hear.
I was thinking about invading your country (sorry mate) to see if I can stick my wog dick into the multicultural pot.
You read so much shit from the Internet how England is full of foreign student pussy... It can't be a meme... My life would lose its meaning; I was born to impregnate an Asian chick (literally my brain is hardwired to make my dick hard everytime I see almond eyes on a nice body).

I'm like in a yellow fever coma
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>>25368871
I too have a terminal case of yellow fever, attending uni lectures is often depressing. In front of my very eyes I see azn qts forming bonds with other azn guys, starting from being mere classmates to friends and the next year I see them spending time together, sharing earphones, doing small things together and enjoying each others presence. Everything happening in their own azn cliques. Seeing such innocent relationships form as you take the role of a spectator who didn't make any friends or find a gf is soul destroying.
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>>25369341
I know that feel so much mate. Why were we born with this yellow curse?
At least be glad you have them near you, maybe you'll get lucky. I believe in you anon.

In the meantime I have to deal with entitled bitches that think their pussy is made of gold
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>>25369476
>>25369341
Are you two saying you'd rather be asian manlets with 5 inch dicks?
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>>25369476
I have no friends except on Steam and don't interact with females.
As unlikely as it is, I'm hoping that one day I'll encounter an azn qt just like me and we'll fall in love. I wish the same for you.
But in the meantime, we suffer.

>>25369625
I wish azn qts didn't stick to their own cliques.
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>>25369625
>asian
>5 inches
You're being generous, senpai.

I just want a Jap underground hipster edgy chick that listens to weird albums with me and shares my existential pain...
And then I'd fill her with my crema pasticciera

why can't i just go to Japan freely without visa?
Why do i have to be trapped in this SHIT NORMIEVILLE
JUST
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>>25369717
It can happen mate. I used to be a total sperg, coming from a schizophrenic mom and a betacuck dad. I woudnt even have a shower when I was younger, I was a fucking neglected smelly pile of shit.. I managed to fix myself and had some good relationships, sadly they didn't last, my fault mainly.

I'm not saying you're like that, but everything's possible man. While you're at uni, you just need to put yourself out there more... I know it sound like normie advice but that's all it takes. Unfortunately being 100% of the time on the pc won't get you your qt angel (I know something about it).
Try to go on exchange if you can.
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What's keeping you down from getting a job in San Francisco or Tokyo?
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>>25370085
Unfortunately I'm Italian, male and from the south (poor).
I have a degree in Foreign Languages, English and Japanese (inb4 humanities are shit, I know. My only talent is to read, write and speak in other languages relatively easily)
What's keeping me down... Visa problems, I suppose. I don't know how to get one for USA or Japan that doesn't imply highly specialized training.

I would KILL to be in SF or Tokyo, man. I'd kiss the pavement everyday if I had the chance.
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>>25369625
Yea honestly would be better than a 1 inch microdick whitey who complains. At least Asians are stoic and hard working. You just complain complain complain like a little sad bitch.
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>>25369798
Caucasian penile length measurements from institutional research:
3.7 inches; University of Alberta, Canada; University of Toronto, Canada: http://www.scribd.com/doc/29971609/The-Relationships-Among-Height-Penile-Length-and-Foot-Size
5.1 inches; Department of Urology, St. Mary's Hospital, UK: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1046/j.1464-410X.2002.02974.x/full
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11182344
4.9 inches; University of Florence, Italy: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11223678?dopt=Abstract
5.3 inches; Italian Society of Andrology, Italy: http://www.falloplastica.net/fp/content/dimensioni-pene.asp?layout=1
5.3 inches; Spanish Society of Andrology, Spain: http://www.pulevasalud.com/ps/subcategoria.jsp?ID_CATEGORIA=102161, http://www.lavozdegalicia.es/hemeroteca/2001/02/05/410226.shtml
5.3 inches; Department of Urology, Jordan University Hospital, Jordan: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?itool=abstractplus&db=pubmed&cmd=Retrieve&dopt=abstractplus&list_uids=15510185
Asian penile length measurements from institutional research:
3.8 inches; Department of Urology, Seoul Municipal Boramae Hospital, South Korea: http://www.asiaandro.com/archive/1008-682X/5/185.htm
5.3 inches; Department of Urology, Chosun University, South Korea: http://www.koreamed.org/SearchBasic.php?RID=1020KJU/1998.39.11.1061&DT=1
5.5 inches; Department of Urology, Beijing Medical University, China: http://www.scribd.com/doc/103023459/Chinese-Study-1990
5.3-5.4 inches; Department of Urology, Beijing Medical University, China: http://www.scribd.com/doc/103024071/Chinese-Study-1993
5.3 inches; Department of Urology, Beijing Medical University, China: http://www.scribd.com/doc/104414559/Chinese-Study-1994-3

Hey buddy. 5 inches is in fact not generous enough.
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>>25368389

>nice baboon ass
im starting to think you have a fetish for the exotic and for some reason it attached to asians
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>>25370568
>Asians are stoic and hard working
nice meme generalization

>>25370603
>trusting corrupt chinese universities + selection bias
its like common knowledge the penile size of Asian population cmon, i mean its not a big deal really

>>25370650
it could be, mate. i mean here i have only access to vapid ignorant Italian bitches that make my dick go turtle mode tucked inside when i hear their voices

Could it have been early access to animu on a very impressionable young mind? maybe. still i can't lift the curse, all i think about is Asian love
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>>25370983
Its not selection bias. I took whatever study I could find.

Beijing Medical University is one of the most respected institutes in the world, so don't even try the Made in China meme. Not to mention Korea medicine is very advanced.

Small asian penis is a false stereotype just like BBC. How did it even become common knowledge when people don't look at Asian dicks?

I only included the 3.8 inches study because that is the measure of FLACID Asian penises that whites always use in their penis maps. I could easily make a penis map with Canadians having 3.7 inch dicks and people would blindly believe it, becuase they dont bother checking citations. Not to mention, they are very prone to pseudo scientific "race realism" which consists of novice biologist wannabes pulling facts out of their asses.
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