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WHOEVER POSTS IN THIS THREAD DOES NOFAP IN 2016
The rules:
- no edging
- no looking at porn
- sex is allowed (handjobs too if it's not your hand)
GET READY TO MAKE 2016 A PRODUCTIVE YEAR
Get ahead boys.
>>25367159
Let's do this. So begins a new era.
Have fun literally cucking yourself
>sex is allowed (handjobs too if it's not your hand)
Why even bother when normies are just going to win?
>>25367383
you got it wrong my friend. porn is literally cucking yourself as you watch a man have sex with a women on a screen. And you sit behind the screen with your dick in your hand. All alone.
Nofap is to uncuck yourself, and walk away from this.
The end goal will be to completely get rid of your cucks and get laid for once
>inb4 sad excuses
>>25367159
I have nothing to lose so I may as well participate. Better make today and tomorrow the best fap sessions that will last me for the next year.
>>25367159
Im in. What is there to lose?
>>25367159
I will not last but I will try
>>25367540
>porn is literally cucking yourself
So just masturbate without porn then?
>>25367159
Fuck off with this retarded shit made by a literal cuck, faggot.
Time to uncuck my shit up, I'm in.
>>25367159
I will jerk off the first thing 2016 and there is nothing to stop me.
fuck it, lets do it lads.
>>25367159
A week or two probably.
>>25367540
>porn is literally cucking yourself as you watch a man have sex with a women on a screen
should've said you're a 3DPD watching normie, I wouldn't have even bothered
fuck off OP
>>25367695
I just jerked off to that comment.
I'm in. Finishing my last one tonight then gonna see how long I can weather it.
>>25367629
you'll probably just think of porn you watched in the past
i'll be fucking bitches all the time when i go to university next week so its not a big deal
What do you do when you get the urges to masturbate?
I failed nofap months before because of this
>>25368009
>I'm 17
You goofed
>>25367540
>porn is [...] you watch a man have sex with a women
incorrect
>>25368104
This.
But ever notice how there is always a dick in the picture whether real or fake?
>>25368104
It's not the literal meaning but it gets pretty damn close.
also this
>>25368250
Just go a week and it gets easier. Just find something to occupy your time for one week and don't touch your dick in that time period and it'll be smooth sailing.
>>25367159
Fuck you. Ima fap all I waunt.
>tfw can fap again after a dick surgery
FREEDOM
Is it within the rules to continue humping the ground?
>>25368930
I don't see any rule against it, go ahead anon
>>25367540
>as you watch a man have sex with a women
>he doesn't watch solo porn and imagine himself as the woman
>he doesn't choose to be the little girl
what a faggot holy shit
>>25369000
I lel'd
I am doing nofap rest of my life.
>no looking at porn
I never look at porn for sexual gratification, but I look at rule 34 because I find it amusing, and I inadvertantly see plenty of porn when I browse 4chan. I'm still posting in this thread so fuck you faggot.
>>25367159
I'll start with NoFap January and see where that takes me.
>>25367159
Just so that i blow up on 2017 when i do finally masturbate.
I'm sure i have enough willpower to last a year.
I'll make it my resolution to get a gf so I can still orgasm while on nofap.
everytime I try no fap I end up fapping and cumming to some gay shit, no thanks
Well this is gonna be my last fap for the year, going out with a bang
>>25369545
maybe you should just accept that you're gay
>>25367159
i'm not too sure about nofap but i'll definitely try noporn.
I want to change really bad so here I go
>>25367159
I commit.
>>25369545
And I thought I was the only one with this experience
i'll take it as long as i can go into 2016. which is probably only a couple weeks to be true relatives the only thing im not gonna try to stop is porn, you faggots saying "no looking at porn" are retarded, do you realize that means youd basically have to quit 4chins? just lurking around /r9k/ for the past hour ive stumbled on a fewlewd images desuand im not gonna stop shitposting just because im nofapping and neither should any of you
Last year I lasted 30minutes, I was fapping on 1st Januray 2015 00:30.
I know I waste hours everyday lurking porn, I do not even fap, I just lurk all over without porn.
fuck maybe i will give a try, but I bought lubricate and condoms already it would be sad to waste it.
I do not feel urge to have a sex or contact with woman
>>25367159
Fuck it.
2016 will be my year.
I have two qt3.14 girls on my radar,they are not interested in a sad little boy who pleasures himself in his room to asian scribblings.
They want a man,a man who is /fit/,both physically and mentally,who does not spill his sexual energy alone,who is anot a man of shame,but a man of character,a man of pride!
J,R,this is for you.
I'll check back in periodically with progress,and we will all make it.
I'll try to make it more than 10 days.
Being realistic I doubt I'll last more than 3, but I'll try.
I haven't even talked to a girl in my age range in 2+ years and I rarely look at porn, it just makes me depressed.
Biggest normie thread on here right now
I'll give it a try. I've also decided that this will be year that "I make it, or break it"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFp21t1KKro
>>25367159
I'm down. Original commentZzzzzZ
>>25367159
Damn I need this. High Test here I come
Currently on day 5 and I feel rejuvenated, the only downside dis im extremely horny and have rock hard erections that are obvious as fuck. I just got back from Safeway and I was basically talking to this chick at the counter who was like 5/10 and I was eyeing the fuck out of her, I even got her number. I have never gotten a girlfriend and I'm a 19 year old virgin, being horny changes a lot of things I guess.
>>25367159
ok, I'm in for it
>>25367159
I'm ready for this shit. I've made it since May and I've had some very near misses but this will be different.
>>25367974
You just need to redirect your sexual energy to improve your life until the urges pass. Anything is better than fapping, anything at all. Go do the dishes. Dishes all clean? Bust out the whiteboard and refine your dishwashing system, see if you can get them cleaner, and do it faster. Maybe even pick up a second job washing dishes at a local high-end restaurant. Repeat the process, refine commercial dishwashing practices even more, until you eventually make head dishwasher. Don't rest until you've won some kind of industry award for culinary sanitation.
And while you listen to your idiotic faphound coworkers discussing the latest episode of Game of Thrones during lunch at your day job, you can smile indulgently while you take care of the few dirty plates in the breakroom sink and think to yourself "Not a single one of these dipshits knows that I am the best damn dishwasher in town, and I owe it all to NoFap"
>>25367159
I honestly don't think I've ever taken more than a 2 week break from fapping since puberty. Sign me up.
I cant do this i tried it many times and just fall sleep and get wet dreams...
It feels pretty good man, I feel way more capable of myself now and my head feels much more clear and precise. It won't give you retarded results but you'll feel the urge to move and start changing your life.
I'm in but how are we suppose to do this, I've been fapping to porn everyday since I was 10?
I'm going to meet up with my boyfriend sometime this year, are anal orgasms allowed? I'm pretty sure being pent up until then will make me really eager to get fucked.
I did 2014, had a great year. Bought a house, learned basic French and 3 programming languages, went on my first overseas holiday by myself.
Good luck guys.
Im probably gonna give o. Jan 1st but ill try.
>>25367159
I don't have the self control. I'll be depressed and know that an orgasm will feel good and I'll just want to feel something good and I'll give in. But I am about to go on vacation for 2 weeks with a friend and I'll try to resist the urge to fap since we'll be sharing a room.
>>25371816
Wet dreams do not disqualify you,as long as you don't watch porn or touch your schlong yourself you are fine.
I'll do it for the rest of 2015
;^)
Hey everybody. NoFap if the candidate you DONT like gets elected.
Example: I don't like candidate A, I voted for candidate B. Candidate A gets elected. NoFap for XYZ amount of time or NoFap rest of life.
>>25367159
:^] u gunna lose :^]
ur dicks gonna get all big like, and youre gonna see it, touch it, and its all ogre.
i see you jacking off to the same loli garbage as always you dirty dirty man :^]
>>25367957
Or I think about a girl I like? Like people did BEFORE THEY HAD PORN, YOU FUCKING IDIOT?
>>25367159
so i can jerk off but no porn?
>>25367159
nobody already fapping can go on for a year without fapping unless you have access to a sustainable source of sex
no fap going past any longer than 5 days is stupid
>>25371784
I'm sorry to hear about your chronic autism, anon. How much longer do you have before you kill yourself or any rational person in your life murders you?
No reason whatsoever for me to do this.
I'd only be denying myself pleasure.
Hey everybody. NoFap if the candidate you DONT like gets elected.
Example: I don't like candidate A, I voted for candidate B. Candidate A gets elected. NoFap for XYZ amount of time or NoFap rest of life.
Bump
>>25367159
I concur, an absence of fappery in the coming cycle shall surely increase produce.
>>25372488
>>25372483
>>25372450
>>25372391
>>25372555
Ignore these naysayers,my max was 2months 5days previously,let's do this!
Let's not be the tired ones!
Let no one pity us,instead,they will envy!
Srop cheating yourself of the real pleasurable company of women,and become the best version of yourself!
>>25367159
Count me in faggots!
Recommended for everyone (if you need it):
The six levels of change by Gregory Bateson
Ininity chan's nofap board
The /sig/ sticky http://4chanfit.wikia.com/wiki//sig/_sticky
Anything that can help you: preferably a big mirror behind your screen with motivational pictures if you need to
Parental control tools
I will try harder. This years no fap failed pretty quickly, only two weeks into 2015, i started to fap again, didnt stop, last fap tonight maybe. Good luck boys.
Godammit I can't do it. I am a porn junkie. I've tried to quit for 2 years now. No dice. I have to quit or my life is fucked though.
This isn't even about getting laid anymore. Wanking all the time kills my drive to succeed. And I can't control and do it only once a week or whatever. It's like a drug.
So this is it. For real this time. I AM DONE WITH PORN. Let's do this bros. NoFap 2016.
>>25367586
jerking off
I'm in lets fuck shit up baka senpai
>mfw when there are actually people who fell for this meme
You do know that there's no scientific basis for this, right? You do know that it's just /fit/ level bro science, right?
Just how pathetic can you poor bastards get? Falling for what is essentially what some neckbeard thought was a good way to troll people years ago that took off and became a meme over time.
Let me give you a bit of information here. First and foremost, you won't get into a better mental state by not fapping. Men need to ejaculate regularly. It's our most basic natural drive. And unless you're some normie who can get sex from time to time or are some Chad who can get it just by existing, you're not going anywhere. You'd only become more anxious and stressed out because you're suppressing your biological programming.
>>25367159
k bby imma do it
YEAH! LET'S FUCKING DO THI...
I failed, it has been nice.
Bye.
>>25367159
Anybody who wastes their time doing nofap is a complete fucking idiot, would you ever think of doing "nofuck", do you think chads are doing "nofap" or "nofuck", do you think fucking women are doing "nofap"........... exactly morons, you stupid fucks are the only one's punishing yourselves, isn't it ironic that of all the "nofappers" I've spoken to, they are usually guys who have never or struggle to get laid, that's like a guy in the desert doing "nowater", a complete fucking moron who should just kill himself.
Let's do this shit, boys.
Addon to my comment here: >>25374508
>>25367159
>sex is allowed (handjobs too if it's not your hand)
Are you fucking kidding me, this has to be a troll post or "nofappers" are the most retarded group of males ever to exist, you're still ejaculating you stupid fucks the end result is the same, and to make it more retarded this faggot says handjobs are allowed (making it even closer to masturbation than sex is kek), I can't even......................
NOFAP 2016
NOFAP FOREVER
SELF IMPROVEMENT OR DEATH FROM BLUE BALLS
EITHER WAY I'M SATISFIED
>>25367159
Lets go, let me get one last fap in though famazam.
So what are the benefits of this aside from some cuck shit mental gymnastics?
2x a day is my max, hurts after.
>>25367159
I can see literally no reason not to do this. This is going to be a good year for robots all over the world.
>>25367159
easy because i hate women
>>25374747
They will never give you an answer because THERE ARE NO FUCKING BENEFITS, its just a collection of dudes enacting a circle jerk of male shaming and self hatred for not having a sex partner.
ps: women aren't doing this shit even though they can have multiple orgasms and masturbate for longer, so if masturbation caused anything negative it should be women forming most of these nofap groups not men.
>>25374747
Feeling a sense of superiority while not actually doing anything.
>>25374880
Did someone say... SUPERIORITY?
>>52855292
Aigth, i'll join
I'm in Tbh familia
I want to to do it, but then I find this really great porn and I don't know. I'll just lie to myself as always.
>>25367159
>- no looking at porn
Does that means not watching game of thrones?
>>25367383
No. Now we are forced to have sex with real-life Roasties!
Ok, might as well. Here we go, boys
>>25374879
I'm just quitting porn, as I developed damaging habits due to overuse.
People wondering the benifits of nofap?
Wet dreams.
Literally the greatest substitute for sex.
>Dat no hands cum masterrace
But only if you do nofap can you achieve godly wet dreams
>>25374747
They try to say not fapping will force you to go out and talk to girls to get laid. But Robots don't talk to anyone in general so the point is moot.
>>25375253
>But only if you do nofap can you achieve godly wet dreams
So I cum but don't get to feel the orgasm, please tell me how the fuck that is a benefit you moron, that's like forcing a tube down into my stomach to directly transfer food rather than tasting it and boasting - >Dat no chew eating
I've had wet dreams before, they're just torture, like window shopping, its a waste of fucking time.
Bless me, robot overlord
>>25375191
>as I developed damaging habits due to overuse.
Like what?
>>25367159
is having sex with my sex doll allowed?
>>25367309
can't believe nobody commented on this post
underrated as hell
that was funny as fuck, anon
STILL IN LET'S GO.
alright ill try it for 2 WEEKS only but no more
>>25367159
can i use my mouth?
who /wontevenlastaday/ here
IM IN NIGGA
OH LORD PLEASE FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>25375191
what do ya mean?
blox
>>25375413
in the skarch?
I DON'T NEEED IT
>>25375191
>>25375385
Not that guy, but same here. Fapping a lot made me fap to things I didn't fap to before. It's not natural to have that kind of reward (dopamine-wise) with so little effort. And getting what you want, one-click away has made me stall in personal projects.
The worst part is the personal shame. You know, that when hits after you've fapped to something you thought gross some time ago.
Also, dick hurts from fapping too much, some times I feel I could yank it off by abusing, kek
>>25367159
So, which would be better? To leave this last day as is and no fap, or to take one last glorious fap? (which will not be really glorious, but we will only notice AFTER...)
>>25375413
The maze was one thing
>self-imposed cuckoldry
I came here to laugh at you all
I guess I could try
Im going to explode
>>25375391
How was that funny?
Locked in
I'm in, pussy or nothing.
I'll just become a mahjong god with all my energy.
im going to do it guys
im going to do it
this year, i will stop being a hikikomori, I will get a job or even join the military, maybe I will even make a real friend! Masturbation has made me compliant with my situation, but no more!
2016 is going to be my year guys, im going to make it!
>>25376357
Yes it will be!
>>25376357
That's the spirit! Fight the urge.
It would be also wise to start making filters from posts on 4chinz, just in case.
all you are doing is letting yourself down
>>25376441
No. Not anymore.
we should all swap enau=
>>25376357
We're all gonna make it bro,stay strong.
Enjoy your testosterone spike!
Enjoy your motivation to live vicariously!
Enjoy your progress towards contentment,towards enlightenment!
>there are people who don't realize nofap is a placebo and a shitty one because you will eventually masturbate and feel you've lost your "powers"
>>25376441
probably
But since I graduated high school in 2010, I haven't furthered my education, gotten a job, a drivers license, or spoken to anyone outside of my family/neighbor.
I can't really let myself down anymore than I already have
I turn 24 in February, maybe I'll make it till then
or maybe I'll do what I did this year, and jerk off on January 1st, 12:05 am
You guys are fucking stupid, yeah masturbation wastes valuable nutrients WHICH IS WHY YOUR SUPPOSE TO SWALLOW YOUR SEMEM HELLO ITS 2017
>>25369206
if you don't have the willpower to get a job how do you think you can nofap?
>>25376591
> Implying you won't regain them later
just going to forget a couple days in but why not
>>25376618
Don't.
Remember the scene from Matrix when they are in the car and Neo opens the door and Trinity tells him
> You know where that leads to.
Well...
Just don't. Check these links instead:
http://www.radixjournal.com/blog/2015/2/2/porn-and-football
https://github.com/vhf/free-programming-books/blob/master/free-programming-books.md
http://www.ctrlpaint.com/library
Try again if you fail, of course.
Why would a man need to nofap to get women?
>>25376749
So that your horny enough to.
>>25376772
Horny enough to what? You're not horny enough to fuck a woman already? You think most men that have sex need to go weeks without masturbation to do so?
ill do it why not
>>25376803
Browse this board for a while. You'll encounter posts such as "I don't get off to women anymore", to stories about finally getting a chick to the bed and suffering from erectyle disfunction, to "I don't need women, I have my hand".
Point being, people here don't have sex.
>>25376577
>Enjoy your testosterone spike!
Fuck you and your retarded trip. Nofap for all the wrong reasons.
How stringent is the no porn rule? Porn is posted all the time on 4chan for no reason at all. Does scrolling through 4chan count as viewing porn? Or is the rule limited to intentionally seeking out pornographic material?
Im down
R9K pleasee
>>25367159
Why you do dis
Ill give it a try... Dear god this will be hard, i came twice today.
>>25367159
Lets do this. Just posting to make it official. Been fapping since 12 so this is probably going to be a tough one
I was pretty poor for a while living in a flophouse and got used to not masturbating. I probably went two months without getting off and felt none of the supposed benefits.
This is literally a meme and you guys are literally cucking yourselves. Masturbating is the one liberty you have as robots, all you're doing is making yourselves docile and miserable, surrendering to the machinery that wants you pushed aside.
>>25367159
Okay then. Let's do this.
>>25367159
alright, i'll do it.
This is obviously unrelated, but can anyone give me a rough description of the original comment algorithm ?
>>25367159
Ok, I'm in. I'm a little scared of getting a boner during inopportune times though. I just hope this helps me reach enlightenment.
>>25367159
I probably won't last more than a month but I'll try. I will really have to get a gf for this to work
Quitting this site while I'm at it. Wish me luck
>>25377849
Wise choice. Best of luck.
>>25376749
Not to get a woman but to have the energy and reason to go after a gf. I can just fap won't be an excuse this year.
>>25367159
this idea that by not fapping you will have the energy and encouragement to go out and approach women more aggressively in order to achieve sexual release only works for normies who could already get with women
no amount of sexual frustration is going to make me any more desirable if anything it's just going to encourage me to rape
by not fapping i am taking away the only form of sexual satisfaction in my life
if you nofap you are a fucking NORMIE
New year's resolutions:
-No more fapping
-Cutting 4chan down to 1hr per day at most
>>25367159
Porn has been a part of my life since I was 5, when my brother showed me a playboy. I am now 25 and know that I am addicted to pornography and I hate it. I want to be in control of myself. I am not quitting cold turkey but I am eliminating porn. I figure it will be easier to work from that point. I wish all the best luck to my fellow bro's in their pursuits. Here's to a new year, let's make sure it's a good one!
alright i'll do it
yolo
>>25372439
>before they had porn
kek
this guy thinks there was a time where porn didn't exist
my ancestors totally jerked it to crudely scratched figures on cave walls
I'm posting in this thread but im literally going to go wank one out right now
take that you memers/devilish/
>>25375385
spending money on cam girls
>>25367547
edge for 2 hours then cum. My record is edging for 40 ish minutes and I came 6 long ropes and my cock dribbled for 10 minutes.
>>25378516
I forget the name of it but one of the earliest pieces of art ever made is a little statue of a chubby chick with big tits by some horny caveman
I'm in. This year is my fin shot at fixing my shit life, I simply cannot fail, as the alternative is offing myself before 2017.
>>25378561
I went 9 hours before cumming once desu.
>>25378636
kek thats incredibly, did your cock hurt when you came? Mine was pulsing.
I am going to go no fap in 2016. Deleting all my porn now. Let's do this!
>>25378669
Slightly. I got up to get water a couple of times during it though. Also, afterwards I was starving.
>>25378552
Fucking cucked beta provider. You are the reason why pussy has so much power. Die!
>>25371784
yes, you are the best dishwasher in town. all women will like that
>>25376357
>Tfw thats what i have been telling myself every year
>tfw 39 virgin manchild still living with parents
Theres always hope i guess
Noporn is way more important than nofap. You can fap once every few days and be healthy, porn will ruin your brain's wiring.
You guys are going to fail because your thinking is all wrong.
The problem is NOT fapping. The problem is PORN.
Fapping is healthy and reduces your risk of prostrate cancer.
Porn fucks with your brain and desensitizes you to women.
I'm going to quit porn, NOT fapping. I will succeed where you fail.
>>25378934
I beat you to it >>25378927
But 4 reals, try to fantasize about a girl, or look at a mirror and try to appreciate yourself (gay/dumb as it sounds). If you can get turned on by yourself you'll never have a problem getting it up for a girl.
I'm in new me for 2016
Do diaper girls count as porn?
>>25367159
I want to but I just can't last. All the cuck posting that goes on with such hot porn posted is going to make me want to fap.
I don't know what I should do ;_;
>>25367159
You aren't the same op as the one who did the first two threads, are you?
I signed up in the last one and screen capped my post, so I'm already in it.
Hey everybody. NoFap if the candidate you DONT like gets elected.
Example: I don't like candidate A, I voted for candidate B. Candidate A gets elected. NoFap for XYZ amount of time or NoFap rest of life.
Bumpedy bumpy
>>25375413
Then you get back up on the horse.
Why do we fall? To learn to pick ourselves up.
>>25375919
Dude, watching another dude fuck a chick on a screen while yanking it is self-imposed cuckoldry.
You can do Nofap for many different reasons, but I think that a common goal of everyone on it is to reverse the damage that porn has done to their brains.
I've gone a day already... it can't hurt to go another 365. I hope.
All no-fappers will get prostate cancer though
>>25379092
That's the spirit, lad.
Now make sure that the only beating you do is to your inner demons and vices.
Godspeed, anon.
>>25367159
Count me in.
Contenu original
It'll be hard
>>25367159
MY BODY IS READY
FULL SPEED
>>25367159
I am here famillya
>>25367159
>ITT: Everyone says they'll no fap and give up after a week at most
>threads will be changed to NO FAP FEB, MAR, APR, etc
>those will be equally as unsuccessful
Lets do this
even though its not possible
I... I do not have the willpower for this
FOKIN DOIN IT
Doing this in 2016 and hopefully I finally lose my virginity.
>>25367159
I'm in.
So, it's time to move on and find a gf.
Wish me good luck, anons.
>>25379324
pretty high hopes there bud
Only retards do nofap. You won't get magic powers. All it does is lower testosterone significantly and make you into some weird autistic weirdo obsessed with dicks.
If you want to change your lives try changing your life in a way that matters. Go to the gym, start a business, read, watch movies, participate in your hobbies, make friends, anything as long as it is something. Not doing something does not counts as doing something.
How the fuck do you even think it will work?
>Hey joe, today I only touched my weiner to pee
>Oh that's cool anon, I didn't touch my peepee either
>What'd you do last night?
>Oh you know, the usual, I didn't touch my peepee
>Neat, I did the same thing, not touch my peepee
>peepee
>peepee
>peepeepee
>pee
>>25378595
> Implying cavemen weren't fat shaming back then
>>25378595
You are a special kind of stupid if you actually think fat women were ever considered attractive. Back to tumblr with you.
>>25378927
this,
i also eat my own cum
>>25367159
Why no edging ?
>>25378927
>porn will ruin your brain's wiring
Fucking lel
I bet you think cardio kills gains too. Where do you retards come from?
(Very original Yoda post texture spastic fat kid)
>>25379830
yoda, I thank
but masturbation isnt bad 4 u
>>25379830
Yoda, I thank
>>25379830
yoda, i thank
ddddd
>>25367159
This isn't part of the 2016 no fap line of threads that were made prior.
Fuck off OP, your just confusing people you enormous fagget
>>25375391
>>25376101
1/10 bait, sombody took it
>>25379365
I confirm , not fapping for 3 month turned me into a faggot
>>25379830
Yoda, I thank.
I'm also going for no alcohol and been drinking for the last three days in preparation.I fear I'm gonna end up like pic related
>>25379746
Dude you fucking stupid, back then fat=wealth=beautiful. go ask /his/ about this.
>>25367159
I'l go nofap if I get dubs.
Just a reminder, sexy images of naked women are to be avoided. This is an example.
>>25379910
you were a faggot all along mate
no fap just made your desire more clear
>>25379830
Yoda, I thank.
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>>25372936
what do you get by jerking off? 5 seconds of orgams and then you come back cry you have no gf
>>25379921
I guess the cavemen told you that themselves? You are so fucking stupid it's almost funny. Just like today noone gave a shit how wealthy their bitch was. They just wanted her to do the only thing women have ever been good for, looking pretty and making our peepees feel good.
I bet half of you won't even make it though the first 2 days.
I'm literally going to post in this thread and then forget and end up fapping tonight
kek doing this sht...
>mfw i will fail 2nd day
>>25367159
JUST FUCK MY DICK UPlkhiygkjg
>>25379947
Almost everyone has the faggot seed.
It just wait for something to activate it.
And hormonal troubles is what it awaits.
>>25379830
I thank yoda I thank
>>25380014
i know this mate, im a faggot too
but i only get crushes on gurls tho
I'm in, now I'll pull out.
>>25379974
If you train hard and have your diet on spot your orgasms last way longer. Mine seem to go on for 8 to 12 seconds. It's a big pleasure and one of the finer things in life. I do a full body workout twice a week focusing on compound lifts and run three times a week. Hardly /fit/ gym autism. Just your typical gymbro shit.
Do you also only consume bread and water? Did you set all your screens to only show black and white? Do you only wear hairshirts? Do you only read ingredients labels on your food? Do you only nag out with cats?
What do you get from denying yourself the things that make life worth living?
>>25379974
Do you really need to spend every second of the day crying about tfw no gf? Maybe if you fapped you wouldn't even have tfw no gf. Think about it.
>>25380042
Same here.
We're infected by the faggot virus but not controlled
>>25380080
what you mean not controlled?
>>25380094
oh right not controlled by the faggot virus, yeah i still don't fully understand 100% gay people
>>25367159
been no fapping since 18-19th of December (or so), no real reason for it, just low desire. Literally zero improvements experienced in every aspect, only more boners.
Sex is no allowed in nofap. The point is no cumming. Sex is exactly the same as fapping from a biological standpoint. The only exception in nofap is when you're trying to conceive, and even then it is into a cup for test tube babymaking.
>>25379830
Yoda, I thank
OP here,just fapped for the last time,time to do this
>>25367159
whats the point of doing nofap, all they say seems to be bullshit for me, once did for few weeks and didnt really notice anything
>>25380322
The point of nofap for most people is going to include getting a gf, which probably won't last very long and be somewhat pointless if you don't fuck her
>>25380428
Nofap is a pretty stupid way of getting a gf then. It's not nofap if you have sex. Her being your gf or your hand makes no difference.
Pic related is what you need if you want to nofap and get a gf. Don't forget to prep the bull :^)
Who /porn induced erectile dysfunction/ here?
I'll try. Pic unrelated
>got qt3.14 pseudo gf from school
>just saw star wars with her
>Christian military parents but oh well
>not so bad, seem pretty chill
>likeherforhermind.jpg
Hopefully things can werk. Just had kiss w/ her yesterday.
>inb4 normie get out
I'm not a normie, just tall and not an aspie
>>25380668
You think you have it bad? I have hairy palms from fapping so much.
>>25372311
That gif m8
enjoy prostate cancer you dumb reddit cucks
>>25381397
Nofap cures cancer ha
shoes wut u kno lololol
I want to believe. (robot pls fffffeck off)
IT BEGINS NOFAP LADS
Im going to /insert/ instead of fapping this year
>>25381593
Just a hint: If you're posts are so fucking retarded and inane that you get blocked by the robot then it isn't worth saying.
What did you think your 4 word post would add to the discussion? Why would you waste your time writing that and our time reading it? Are you an asshole, a retard, or a retarded asshole?
>>25381689
good post
blockz
You know what, fuck porn, im going /nofap/ this year
>>25367159
gotta get some of that wasted mana back
First post on /r9k/ rolling for something good
>>25378873
>living to serve women
ganna try this again
>sex allowed
But what if I'm a virgin?
Joke's on you OP, I'm going to stop touching my dick and only cum from anal
